Pathan

Pathan ki wife:

"Aaj hum ne special khana banaya hy jisko kha k aap khushi sy pagal ho jao gy."

Pathan:

"BEGUM aisa kia pakaya hy?"

Wife: "NASWAR k QOfteY:-

Advice

Remember!

Work For A Cause Not For Applause,

Live Life To Express Not To Impress,

Don't Strive To Make Our Presence Noticed..

Just Make Your Absence Felt..

Golden Wordz

We Believe Good luck Will Do Someday,

Something For Us...

But,

We Don't Know Good luck Is Also Waiting

That We Do Something,

Someday... =)

Advice

Truth Of Life:-

YOu May Fall In LOve With The Beauty Of Some One..

But, Remember..

Finally YOu Have To Live With

The Character..

Not With Beauty . .!!

Good Nite

Jo mery zabt ka sheeraza muntashir kr day...

Tery sitam ko abi wo adaa nhi aati....

Gud nit

Sad Sms

Howa Hai Wo Agar Munsif To GHALIB Ahteyaatan Hum

Saza Tasleem Karte Hain Kisi Ilzaam Se Pehlay..!

Cool

Iz Ur Life Boring ?

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Then Type

I Love (Space) Ur Lover's Name

& Send It To All Ur Relatives ... :P

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Kasam Se Hungama Much Jayega Life Mein. :D :) :P

Pathan

Pathan bakrian chra raha tha.

Larai hui,

kisi na usey khoob mara, pathan bakriyan dekh k bola

"agar merey saath ladies na hotein to Phir main tumhain batata.

Sweet

Care & Affection is not a business,

where u give & u get..

It is a beautiful feeling 4 someone,

where u like 2 give even if u dont get...

Pathan

Petrol Rate Barhny Pr "PATHAN" Bola

"Hum ko koi Fark Nahi Parta petrol 70 ka Ho ya 80 Ka.

Hm pehle Bi 100 ka Dalwata tha or ab B 100 ka hi Dalwata Hai.,

Double Meaning

Husband & Wife Boxing ka match mehanga ticket khareed kar dekhne gye

1Boxer ne 1st minute my he doosre ko knocked out kar diya

Husband:

Oh Shit!!!

Bv:

Ab Apko pta chala k 1mint my "KHEL" khatam hony par ktna ghusa ata hy

Samajh aaya

Ya

Lagaoun Pogo? ;-)

Latest

"Jab MURGHI Andaa Free

Mein Deti Hy

Tou

Bazaar Mein 8.Rs Ka Kyun

Milta Hy . . . ? ? ?"

Aaj Nahi Bolo Ge Tou

Kal Bhugto Ge . . .

D - Juice

Kham0shi Ka Boyc0tt

Advice

Kehty hain K hmesha Kismat mango Hunar Nahi,

Q k agar ap k pass achi Kismat ho to,

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Kolaveri jese song bhi hit ho Jaatey hain....;-)

Hadees (S.A.W)

"[HADIS SHARIF]"

1.

Gussa na karo Q k ye shetan ka fel he aur rishton me drar peda karta he.

2.

Raat ka Khana na chhoro

chahe 1 methi khajoor Q na ho,

Q k raat ka khana chhorna

admi ko zaeef kar deta hai.

3-Khouf Se Tanhai Mei Rone K Siwa Koi b Cheez Allah Ki Nrazgi Ko Nahi Mita Skti.

4-Allah Us Shakhs Ko Abad Rakhta Hai Jo Hadees Sun K Dosro ko Pohnchay...!

Double Meaning

Jab rat ko

koi Tum par

charrh jay,

aur

Apni Monchon

sy Tum ko

chomy,

Aur

Apni Balon wali

Tangain Tum

par phairy

To bas

Samajh jana yeh

LAL BAIG

hy.

Duaa

Pray is an Amazing Exchange

U handover UR Worries to ALLAH,

&

ALLAH handsover His Blessings to U

Just keep Praying & Trust in ALLAH Stay Blessed. "

Advice

Time Iz Like A Tree..

Roots Are Past..

Wood Iz Present..

Fruit Iz Future..

Just Waterd The Roots , Considrate On Its Growth Nd Get The Fruit.

Frndship

2011

Aaj K Frnds "I Tell U",

Kitne Busy What To Do.

Koi Mujhe Bole "I Miss U",

Koi Mujhe Bole No Time 4u.

Kash Koi Mujhse Kahe,

Oh My Dost "I Am Just 4u":-)

Advice

Great Peopls Are Not Great Bcoz They Had Done Great Things..

But They R Great Bcoz They Did Their Every Tasks Wid Great Efforts..

Make Efforts As U Can.

Golden Wordz

Goals,

be Patient

&

Stay Positive.

Never work without a purpose.

Break longterm goals into achievable components

& convert problems into opportunities.

Boy & Girl

Girl:

ye apple ktne k hn?

Aplewla:

100 k 10 le lo

Girl:

Nh zyda ha kch km kro

Applewla:

acha ap 80 K 8 le lo

Girl khushi s:

ye hoi na bat

Acha de do

Girls are genius

Sad Sms

Intzar-e-Umer-e-taweel k bad

bheja jo qasid ko unki taraf

Qasid palat k khoob roya

k Ta,aruf pochty hain Wo.

Frndship

Nice words by a frnd to a frnd

¤

"My one hand is enough to fight against the whole world...,

If !

U hold the other one"%-)

Cricket

At Starting Of Match:

"Will SACHiN Get HUNDRED Today?"

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Two Hours After Match:

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"Will INDiA Get HUNDRED Today?" :D

Sweet

If you love two people at the same time

Choose the second one

Because if you really loved the first one

You would'nt have fallen for the second

Sad Sms

Meri chahaton pe shikwe,

Tere raabaton me waqfey,

Haan yehi nishaniyan hain

M0hsn

K Tu door ho raha hy...

Boy & Girl

Girl: Kaun Ho Tum?

Boy: Hasrat Tumhari

Girl: Takte Ho Kya?

Boy: Surat Tumhari

Girl: Karte Ho Kya?

Boy: Pooja Tumhari

Girl: Kafir Ho Kya?

Boy: Aisa hi Sahi

Girl: Chahte Ho Kya?

Boy: Mohabbat Tumhari

Girl: Pachtao Ge

Boy: Kismat Hamari

Girl: Married Hoon Main

Boy: Pehle Bakti na Manhoos Mari.

Mother

Ho gye Jawan bachay,

Boorhi ho rahi hy

"MAA"

Be chiragh ankho me Khwab bo rahi hy

"MAA"

Rotti apne Hissy ki de k apne bacho ko

Sabr ki Rida orhay Bhooki so rahi hy

"MAA"

Saans ki Marizza hy phr b Thandy pani se

Kitni sakhtt Sardi me kapre dho rahi hy

"MAA"

Ghair ki shikayat pr phir kisi shrarat pr

Maar kr mujhe, khud hi ro rhi he "MAA"

AY ALLAH MAAON KO HAMESHA SLAAMAT RAKHNA

AAMEEN....

Boy & Girl

BF: Baby, what r u doing?

GF: Nothing much, really tired, just going to sleep now ..and u ?

BF: In the club standing behind you....:-D:-P;-)

Sad Sms

Nibaah Raha Tha 'DOStI' Jab Tak Thay Achay Din

%dost*

Ae Ghurbat Tera Shukriya, 'DOST' Pehchanay To Gaye.

Bewakoof

Apni bivi ko impress krne ka aasan tareeqa

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Bivi hy?? jo tareeqa dhoond rhay ho,;-)

Jazbat dekho zara aj kal k bachon ky... :p

Latest

PURANY ZAMANY K L0VE LETTERS BY GIRLS

40 k akhrot, 80 k badaam.

Pyaray Sajad ko mera Salam.

Asalam-o-alaikum:

kal aap mere peechay atay atay gir kyun gaye thy? PLEASE Aap meri kahtir CYCLE ahista chalaen, Aap kal peelay Shalwar kameez main bohat BUTIFUL lag rahay thay, waisay to pooray Muhallay may Apsa koi nahi.

Dabay me daba dabay me cake,

Mera Sajad lakhon me aik.

Please please meri khatir guttka khana chor dain, aj pan k cabin pe phir se milain ge.

Neeli neeli roshni kamray me band hai,

Main kiya karon mujhe Sajad pasand hai

Apki jan Kosar

Kosar + Sajad= kosar Sajad

Latest

Pakistan Me 1 Se Barh Kr 1 Scientist, Engineer Or Doctor Mojood Hay.

Ye Hmari Khush Bakhti Hy K

Hr Beemari Ka 1 Hi ilaj Daryaft Ho Chuka Hy

Or Ye Daryaft Hamary Mulk K 1 Bakamal Doctor Ki Hy

Dr.

Attaullah Esakhelvi

"Pyar Nal Na Sahi, Ghusay Nal Wekh Lia Kr,

Bemaran Nu Shafa Mil Jaandi Hy.":D

Sad Sms

" Meri baat Maano mohsin, tum chor do sharart....

" Yeh jo ishq kar rahy hoo barbaad ho rahy ho......

Lov Poetry

hanssny ni deta kabhi rony ni deta,

ye dil to koi kaam bhe hony ni deta,

tum maang rahy ho marey dil sy mari khwahish ,

bacha to kabhi apny khillonay nahi deta.

wo kon ha uss sy to main waqif bhe nahe hoon

jo mujh ko kisi aur ka hony nahe deta.

Advice

Ho Tal'luq to Rooh Se Ho..

Dil To Aksar Bhar B jatay Hain..!

Sweet

"Mere Qaabu Mein kyun Nahi Rehta....???

"Bata,,,

Tu Mera Dil Hai ya us ka...???

Latest

In 2013

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we will watch the movie 2012 and laugh

General Knowledge

What is 143?

I love u?

No

i miss u?

No

i like u?

No

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143 means one hndrd frty three ma bap n ktni umeed s prhaya tha Sb bhl gye

Student & Exam

Sucha Dost Wo Hota Hai Jo Examination Hall K Bahir Khara Ho Kar Aapko awaz dey

"Kaminey

Top Kare Ga Kya?

Jaldi Bahar Nikal Teri Wali Ja Rahi Hai

Latest

Kitna dilkash mnzr ho,

jb hm Qyamat k din kren shikwa teri bewafai ka....

or tm lipat k hm se,

dheery se kaho, chup rho Khuda k liye

Sad Sms

Dekha nahin shayad Tu nay abhi zamanay k mizaaj ko,

- Sagar -

Yeh wafa wafa karnay walay hi aksar be-wafa hotay hein...

Sad Sms

WO bary tajusas se poch baitha mairy gham ki waja,

Main halka sa muskraya,

or kahA,

Muhabbat ki thi. . .

Sad Sms

Ay tabeeb ab to kr dy dard-e-dawa-e-dil,

Agli bar toba , hum mohbt na krein gy

Sad Sms

Torri Jo Usne Hum se, To Jorri Raqeeb se..

INSHA !

Tu Mery Yaar k Bas Jorr Torr Dekh......!

Winter Season

(",)

/))\ YAR EK BAT

_/\_ TO BTAO..

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YE AJ KAL SUBHA SUBHA PANI KI TANKI ME BARF KON DAL KE JATA HAI..?

Latest

If you will carry on the way guided by human,

you will find a HOPELESS END.

But if you will carry on the way

guided by Allah, you will find an ENDLESS HOPE.

Latest

|,,,|,,,,,,,,,|,,,|

\(' .')/

) )

/ /

Hat jao ye 4pai torrny ja rha hon akhir kab tak

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akela sota rhoga....,

Foward to All Kunwary.

Boy & Girl

Girl 2 another Girl:

U r so^Beautiful

Other Girl

Thank u

u r Beautiful too

Now

Boy 2 Another Boy:

Aj bra cheesa lg rea en

Other Boy:

Dyo fir pain da RISHTA.

Golden Wordz

,,,,Real thought,,,,

Jab Deewaro me Darare Parti hain To Deeware Gir Jati hain,

,,Or,,

Jab Dil me Darare Parti hain To Deeware Ban Jati hain.!

Punjabi Sms

Rab Rab karday buddhay ho gaey, Mulla, Pandat saaray..

Rab da khoj khura na labba sajde kar kar haaray...

Rab te teray undar wasda vich Quran isharay..

Bulleh shah Rab ohno mil c

jerha Nabi(S.A.W.W) ton tann mann waray.

Shakespear

Shakspare said

"I remember him not as the one who broke my heart..

But I remember him

as the one who taught me how to live with a broken heart..!

Pathan

Pathan Ko Message Mila:

Kya Aap Imran Khan k Sath Hain?

Pathan Replied:

Nahi Main Ghar Pe Hun,

Kuch Kaam Tha Kyaa?

Lov Sms

Ham jaisa

Ahl e dil

Tujhe kahan mile ga

"^~-,. Jaan .,~-^"

Jo tere sitam bhi sahy

Or

Tujhe Pyaar bhi kary...

Boy & Girl

Kanjoos boy fell in love with kanjoos girl.

GIRL- jab dad so jayenge to main gali mein sikka phenkon gi, awaz sun ker foran andar aa jana.

Lekin boy sikka phenkny k 1 ghante bad aya.

GIRL- itni der kyon laga di..?

BOY- wo main sikka dhond raha tha.

GIRL- pagal wo dhaaga bandh k phenka tha, wapis khich liya tha.

Sweet

Bhar Ayi Ankhen Jo Uska Naam Aya

Ishq Nakaam Sahi phir B Bohat Kaam Aya

Humne Ishq Me Aisi B Guzaari Hain Raaten

Jab Tak Aansu Na Bahe Dil Ko Araam Na Aya...

Boy & Girl

Sooraj hua Madham,

Chaand dhalne laga,

Men thehra raha Zameen chalne lagi Saajnaa !

Kia yehi Piyaar ha??

Wo boli:

Nas o chawla Ae Pyar nai Zalzala ae:-D

Sweet

Kon kehta hy teri yaad sy be-khaber hoon main

DiL ke dard sy Pooch din kesy guzarta hy...!.!!

Latest

Usne JAAN Keh Kr Pukara To Laraz gyi Mere Dil Ki ZAMEEN

FARAZ

Jb Peche Mur K Dekha To Tariq Road Ka Khusra Tha

( ',')/aby ooo

/)(chakkay

_/ \_insan ban:-P

Jumma Mubarik

Meri khataaien Dekh kar bhi Ataaien kam Nhi karta...,

Main Sochta Hoon K Mera RAB Meherbaan kitna hai...!!!

Juma Mubark

Facebook

FACEBOOK STORY :

Add as a friend ''

Approve ''

Write something on wall ''

Intro ''

Everyday chatting ''

Ask phone number ''

Texting ''

Calling ''

Meet ''

Express love ''

Couple ''

Hangout ''

Missunderstanding ''

Fight ''

Breakup ''

Unfriend ''

Block THE END

Islami

"Jis Tarha Jism Ko Bemari Ki Mojodgi Mai Khane Ki Lazat Hasil Nai Hoti,

Isi Tarha Gunaho Ki Mojodgi Mai Dil Ko Ibadat Ki Lazat Hasil Nai Hoti".

ALLAH Hu AkBar

Joke

BEST FOOTBALL JOKE EVER

,

Question-What Do You Do After Pakistan Wins The Football World Cup ?

Answer.

Switch Off The Playstation:-D:P

Insult

Kal raat kutta bhonk raha tha,

"FARAZ"

Wao0o0o

Wao0o

Wao00o

Wao0o0o

Wao0o

Wao0o

Wao0o Wao0o

Haan Haan bilkul Aise hi.

('.')/

/ )

_//_ tu tha kya??

Cool

Me ye sim Off kr raha hon is pe muje bht calls or msgs aa rhe hain log tang krte hain

P0chte hain k

"Aap ki khoobsurti ka raaz kia hy"

(^_^)/"

/| |

|| Lo dasso hun banda sohna v na hove,....

Jumma Mubarik

JUMMA MUBARIK.

Kamzor logon ki madad kia kro....

ALLAH ki khushi issi me hai....

Darood pak ka wird karo sb se acha amal hai.

Lov Poetry

Libaas Tan se Utaar dena,

Kisi ko Baanhon k Haar dena,

Phir Us k Jazbon ko Maar dena,

Aagr Mohabat yehi hai Janaa!

To Maaf krna, mjhe nahi hai,

Gunaah krne ka Soch lena,

Haseen Pariyaan Daboch lena,

Phir Uski Aankhen hi Noch lena,

Agar Mohabat yehi hai Janaa!

To Maaf krna mjhe nahi hai,

Kisi ko Lafzon k Jaal dena,

Kisi ko Jazbon ki Dhaal dena,

Phr Us ki Izzat Uchaal dena,

Agar Mohabat yehi hai Janaa!

To Maaf krna mjhe nahi hai.

Student & Exam

*School vs college *

*School=pencil,rubber,

shapner, scale..

*colg:Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua:

*School:class me enter h0ny se phly sir may i come....

*colg:bina btae he mobile kan se lga k clas se bhr:

*School:bag me hr sbjct ki book & copy......

*colg:yar aik paper to phar k dae:

*School:clas test me star......

*colg:Full mOOn hi naseeb h0ta hy yar

*schol=dost mje wo wali class felow achi lagti hai, 2nd ok

*colg=jigr bachi chek kr, dusra oye shram kr bhabi hai teri

Wondrful school days nd

LOVELY college LIFE. . .:-)

Dedicated specially School n college frndzB-):-x

Cool

This is my leg

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Itne Dair Dabane ke Liye Thanks.I Feel Much Better Now... :-)

Joke

1 bhoot dusre bhoot se-

Yar bade arsay ki baat hai ADAMI marne k bad BHOOT ban jata hai,

lekin yeh AURAT marne k bad b CHUREL ki CHUREL hi rahti hai

Pathan

Girl: Meri 2 baar Shaadi hoi lekin main kanwari ki kanwari hi rahi.

Boy: wo kaisay

Girl:Pehla shohar na-mard the aur dosra... . . . . . . pathan.:-)

Husband & Wife

Jo admi hmesha hansta rehta hy Us admi ko urdu zaban me

"HAS MUKH"

kehte hen

Or

Jis ka hansna blkul bnd ho jye Usko English me "HUS BAND"

kehte hey.

Cool

Maine apny ghar walo ko samjha diya hai,

wo sub maan gaye hai Tum b apny ghar walo ko bata do,

wo b maan jaiye gy

K

Shan baryani k sath qorma masala Free hai

Cool

Mjh se ab yeh "judai" ka ZEHaR piya Nahi jata.

Ho Sake to 1 cup "DOODH PATTI"

pila do

('.')/Dost gal sun

/?\

?\

.! ! Aik garm anda v...!:D

Latest

'Ye baat soch soch k mere baal "sufaid" ho gae hein...,

"Faraz", . . . .

'K "India" ki aurtain "sarhi" pahan k "bathroom" me kaisay bethti hein....?-:)

Gud Morning

Tusi savery savery

kinay "sweet".

kinay "pyary"

kinay "masoom"

kinay "zaheen"

kinay "shareef"

tay kinay "sohnay"

banday

da msg parh rahy ho,

*GOOD=Monring*

Sweet

Kaajal, Aankhen, Zulfen, Jhhumke, Chahra, Bindiya,

Haaye dil haar gaye hum tujhe be-naqaab dekh kar.

Duaa

Zindgi k kisi lamhe Jb umeed ki roshni km parne lage T0 Ghabrana nhi

Yad rakhna

K

ZAMEEN k kisi goshe me mere

2 hath

Ap k liye

"Dua Go" hen.

Pathan

Pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kya "I Miss U"

Bohat dair sochne k baad pathan ne jawab diya:

"Ok, mujhe manzoor hai,

"I Student U..."

Double Meaning

What is the real tragedy of film SHOLAY

Ek to Thakur ki bv nahi thi

upar se Gabbar ne uske haath b kaat Diye

Jisko samaj agya wo frwd kren baki Pogo dekhen

Cool

Jab kabi b

aapki larai

10 logon se ho to

ghabrna mat

bus mujhe bula lena

b coz

ma ne kabi kisi ko maar khate nahi dekha.

Sad Sms

Aisay Parinday ko Qaid karnay ka Mujhe Shoq Nahi Hai

""WASI""

"Jo Meray Dil k Pinjray Mein Aa k Urnay ka Shoq Rakhta Ho.

Sad Sms

Ishq Jinko Talaaq De De

Umr Unki Tamaam Iddat Hy

Advice

A person is always measured by his thoughts & actions

not by wealth & degrees.

The real education is our attitude & behaviour with others.

Yaad

Iss bar's ka bhi naam phir hum ny

Teri.... Yaadon ka saal rakha hai...

Sad Sms

Pucha swal-e-wsl ka kuch to jwab do,

Wo saaf saaf keh gya, mera jwaab hy..

Sweet

Log seene me qaid rakhte hain. . .

Hum ne to sar pe charha rakha hai dil ko. . .!!!

Sweet

Gar siyah bakht hi hona tha,

naseebon mein mere...

Zulf hota teri,

ya main tere rukhsar pe till hota

Sweet

Tujhe khonay ka hosla nahi mujh mein,

Mere haq mein dua karna,

K tujh se bicharnay se pehly,

Bus ek sans ka rishta tot jaye.

Cool

Na Ishq,

Na Pyaar,

Na Mohabbat Yaaro,

Devdas Ki Mafik Jaan

Mat Do Yaaro,

Apna To Ek Usul Hai Yaro..

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Na Chandramukhi,

Na Paaro

Jo Dikhe Usi Pe Line Maro.......:-

Gud Nite

Raat chup hai mgr khamosh nhi!

Kesy kahon k aj phr hosh nhi ?

Asey doba hon teri baaton ki gehrai mein !

Ankhon me nend ha mgr soney ka hosh nhe.

Good nit,

Advice

Success is waiting for you.

Difficulties are blocking the path.

Take the weapon of confidence and reach your success every day

Sweet

The most valuable asset

is not "A Head Full 0f Knowledge"

But

"A Heart Full 0f Love,

with "An Ear Ready To Listen"

And

"A Hand Willing To Help..."

Advice

^ ThoughT^

¤Knowingly!

We Don't Have Time,

To

Help People...

¤Unknowingly!

We Always Manage Time,

To

Hurt People...

Think Again ... !

Shakespear

Someone asked Shakespear..

"What is love?"

His one line reply was recorded by History

He replied

"Its all about the needs of the person you Love"

Advice

^ThoughT^

Instead

Of

thinking about how

to win ,

Think how you lost

Last time.

You

Will

Definitely

win next time.

Latest

4 cheeze jab khatm ho jati hy to boht tkleef hoti hy...

1-- Mohabat

2-- Rishta

3-- Aietebar

or

\(', ')

))\

_/ \_

4--ITWAR :-/

Latest

4 cheeze jab khatm ho jati hy to boht tkleef hoti hy...

1-- Mohabat

2-- Rishta

3-- Aietebar

or

\(', ')

))\

_/ \_

4--ITWAR :-/

Latest

Faraz heavy bike chala rha tha Achank larkian Samne agaen to Arz kia

Ankho Me Jalaye Rkhta Hon Me ApKi Yado K Deep.

Hat Jao Andhiyo

PeeP PeeP PeeeP PeeeP

Boy & Girl

Boy:Chlti hy kya 9 sy 12

Girl:Chal!

Boy:Kahan

Girl: principal k pas

Boy:Lo ab me apni behan sa mazak b nhe kr skta.

Girl:Bewakuf chhuti mangne..

Yaad

"Agar tere bina Jeena Aasan Hota

"GULZAR"...

To Qasam Hai Mohabat ki,

Tujhe Yaad Karna Bhi Gunnah Samjhte....

Advice

Na Rakh Dil me Nafraton Kay Ambaar

AY INSAAN

Kehte Hein Jis Dil Me Nafrat Ho Us Dil Main "RAB" Nahi Basta.

Islami

Do you think anyone will give you a good job when ur 50years old?

Can you join the army at 40 years of age?

No.

Because every employer needs the talent of youth.

Similarly, to some extent, ALLAH also likes the prayers of youth.

Beacause, when we are young we are busy with so many things and if we remember ALLAH, He will definitely give us high rewards for that..

Try to utilize your youth time for ALLAH Ta'ala b'coz dat is when HE likes Ibadat most..

Boy & Girl

"Chali jaati hai aaye din woh Beauty-parlour,

K maqsad hai Jawan lgna, Misaal-e-Hoor ho jana,

"Mgr ye baat kisi Khatoon ki samajh me kyun nhi aati?

K mumkin hi nhi 'kishmish' ka phir 'AnGooR' ho jana..!

( ' ')/0ye zalim

/)) ghazab

_| |_ dhaa diya,

kya misaal di hai!

Husband & Wife

"What Is Biwi??

Ans_Jo Tok Tok Kar Aap Ki Saari Aadaat Badal De Aur Phir 2 Saal Baad Kahay:

Ab Aap Pehle Jaise Nahi Rahay...??;-)

THAT IS "BIWI"

Double Meaning

Serious Comedy:

Girl:

Main tumhain apna dil nhi dy sakti.

Boy:

Mai itne andr ka soch bhi nhi raha

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:p

Jin ko samajh aya fwd karain baki bachay pogo dekhe

Sad Sms

Zehar Aa£ood Sahi, £aß Pe Taßassum To Sajaa

Kuch ßicharnay K ßhi Aadaaß Hwa Krtay Hain...! :-),:-(

Hazrat Ali (R.A)

Hazrat Ali (R.A.) se pocha gaya ke: Aadmi bura kab banta hai?

Aap ne farmaya: Jab wo apne aap ko acha samajhne lage.

Latest

SHAIR Arz Kia Hai :-P :

Mein Hoon Jerry, tum Ho Tom

Wah wah ..

Mein hoon Jerry, Tum ho Tom

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www.princesms.blogspot.com

Sad Poetry

["WASI SHAH"]

Koi umeed jo hoti tere lout aane ki...

Phir na hoti aisi halat dil dewane ki...

Mein to har haal mein khush rehne ki justju mein rha.

Na gai teri aadat wo staane ki.

Zndgi jabr-e-musalsal ki tarah kaat raha hon...

Nahi deta koi dua bhi mar jane ki...

Tere sang beeta har lamha yaad aata hai...

Jab bhi koshish ki tujhe bhulane ki...

Ab to aksar yehi sochta

rehta hoon

"Wasi"

Tujh ko mangon ya mango dua bhol jany ki

Lov Sms

Cute Lines*

"To love someone is madness

&

to be loved by someone is gift.

Loving someone who loves you is duty,

but

being loved by someone whom u love is life."

Punjabi Sms

Chuha bili s= i love u

Bili = q

chuha= wese he

bili =tu mery liye jan de sakta hy?

chuha =nai

bili= q

chuha= sadi maa nu putt nai labne tenu yar batehry

Joke

Punjabi & hs wife went 2 England They went 2 a hotel

Punjabi 2 waiter:

Sir, Most respectfuly I beg 2 say that I'm ill & cannot come 2 school, therefore Cute Lines*

"To love someone is madness

&

to be loved by someone is gift.

Loving someone who loves you is duty,

but

being loved by someone whom u lkindly grant me tea for 2day,

Waitr brings tea

Wife 2 pnjabi:

Tawanu ty far far English Aandi ay

Punjabi

"Hally ty ma paani lae Thirsty Crow nai sunaieove is life."

Latest

Loha lohy ko kat,ta hai

Hira hiry ko kat,ta ha!

Aap ko bhi ek din kutta katega

Q k

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Kutta kisi ko bhi kat skta hai

AaP kya soOch rahy thy..?

Joke

JIN.Admi se

Kia huqum hai mere aaqa?

ADMI.Jin se bola

mujhe aik khubsorat larki chahiyeh

JIN.bola.

me kokaf ka jin hon koi

Girlz hostil ka princpal nahi.

Rabi-Ul-Awal

Eid Melaad-Ul-Nabvi ka Chand Mubarik ho

Kitaab-e-hasti kay sar-e-warq per,

jo naam-e-Mohammad raqam na hota

Wajood-e-hasti ubhar na sakti,

wajood-e-loh-o-Qalam na hota

Zameen na hoti,

Falak na hota,

Arab na hota

Ajam na hota

Yeh mehfil-e-kon-o-makaan na hoti,

agr woh SHAH-E-UMAM na hota.

Memon

Kanjoos Aadmi ek hotel mai enter hua..

Waiter: janab kia chahiye.?

Kanjoos: Mai Subah yahan naashta kar ke gaya tha,

kuch bach gaya tha, Wohi le aao..

Facebook

Height of Addiction:

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Father: Beta, Facebook seE hatt k bhi Ek Duniya hai..

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Son: Really Papa, Zara link tO share karo..:P

Latest

Piyar K ( 2 ) Andaz Hote Hain..?

1 . Piyar pana

2 . Piyar karna

Piyar pane K Liye Bachi Chahiye

' Or '

Piyar karne K Liye "Jaga"

Boy & Girl

Boys Use The Word Friendship To Start Love

But

Girls Use The Word Friendship To End Love

Same Word Bt Different ATTITUDE

Golden Wordz

Nice lines by a "Broken Heart",

"Few years back smoking was injurious to health.

But in recent years trusting is injurious to life"

Sweet

"I trust u" is a better compliment than

"I love u"

b'coz u may not alwayz trust the

person u love but u can alwayz love the

person whom u trust. :-)

Sweet

Time makes us 4get sum Pepl,

Bt there r sum pepel who make us 4get Time!

Dis msg is dedicated to 1 such person who can never b 4gotten!

Sad Poetry

Koi Taweez ho radd-e-bala ka,

Mery peechy mohabat parr gai hy.

Main sab se door hona chahta hn,

Mujh apni zarorat parr gai hy.

Jo badalna chahuon to badal nhi pata,

Mujh teri jo aadat parr gai hy.

Tujh apna kehny se dar lagta hy,

K jab se ye raqabat parr gai hy.

Jisy yaqeen tha meri har bat ka,

Ussy ab har bat ki wazahat parr gai hy.

Tera rooth jany se aur to kuch nhi hua.

Bs qeyamat se pehly qeyamat parr gai hy.

Latest

Wo hum se poochte hain kahan rehty ho

Kash kabi usny apny dIl main b dekha hota.

Golden Wordz

'An Aeroplane Is always safe at Ground

But

it's not Made for that...

So Always take Some MeaningfuL Risks in Life to Get Great Achievement

Pathan

Pathan Ghusse Mai:

Shahrukh khan ne

Pathano ka Izzat Mitti Mai

Mila Diya .

Dost: Woh kaise?

Pathan: " wo My Name is

Khan" Mai pathan Ho kar

Bhi Larki se pyar kiya .

Sad Sms

Ishq haara hy to dil thaam k Q beathy ho??

Tm to hr baat pe kehty thy koi bat nahi.

Raining

In Raatoon Mein Barsat Ka Barasna Aur Teri Yaadoon Ka Aashiyana ....

Aab Tu Hi Bata Mein Kis Mein Bhigoon Is Barsat Ya Teri Yaad Mein......

Sad Sms

Hum KhAiL SAmJhAy ThAy JiSAy BAchoN KA...!

Woh MohAbbAt To AAFAAt_e_ JAAN NiKLi...!

Cool

Mera 1 Dost kehta tha K "JAAN b mango to hazir hy" Aaj wo apni "BV" ko "JAAN" kehta hy

Or

mango tu Gaaliyan deta hy!

Saala Matlabi tha.

Husband & Wife

InterestinG inFormation for Commerce Student.

Be Careful from marraige bcz

1. Girlfriend Debit:

Cash Credit

2. Shadi Debit:

Cash Credit

3. Kids Debit:

Cash Credit

4. Kids Birthday Debit:

Cash Credit

5. Wife Shoping Debit:

Cash Credit

6. Kids school Debit:

Cash Credit

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. .Abe khrchy buht hain

Itna Cash Kahan se laiga

Isi liay

Happy Life

Without Wife

:-);-)

Pathan

Ek Truck

doosre Truck ko

Rassi se bandh kar

le ja raha tha

Yeh dekh k

1 Pathan

Hans

Hans

k Lotpot ho

gaya

aur

kehne laga

"Ek Rassi ko

le jane k liye

2-2 Truck"

Latest

"colgate" se daant saaf krain

"pepsodent" se mazboot krain

''closeup" se fresh krain

or

agar phir b white na ho to bina sharmae..

"HARPIC" use krain:-D

Husband & Wife

Wife_Mai ne gadhay p research ki hai.

Wo apni gadhi k siwa kisi aur gadhi kO dekhta tak nahi..

Husband_Isi liye tO us ko gadha Kehte hain...

Lov Poetry

Jab Udas Ho To GunGuna Lena Mujh KO,

Jab Tumara Koi Na Bane To Apna Bana Lena Mujh KO,

Kabhi Agar Socho K Tum Se Ziyada Tumen Kon Chahata Ha To,

Apne Naam K Sath Phir Se Dohara Lena Mujh KO,

Hansne K Liye To Mil Jayen Ge Hazaron Tum Ko,

Jab Rone K Liye Na Mile Koi Kandha To Bula Lena Mujh KO

Double Meaning

"Larki jab saare kapre utar leti hy to kia hota hy?

Tu rasi khali ho jati ha,

takey new kprey sukhany k ly jaga ban jaye...

Tm kia samjy,

Golden Wordz

My Attitude*Frm My Life*

*. I DON'T LOOK BACK -

UNLESS THERE'S A GOOD VIEW!

*. I'M SLOW TO TRUST,

BUT QUICK TO LOVE.

I WISH TOO HARD AND I GIVE TOO MUCH.

I'M NOT SAYING I'M PERFECT...

BUT I PROMISE I'M WORTH IT!

*. I BELIEVE WHAT WE DO FLOWS FROM WHO WE ARE.:-)

Golden Wordz

"The four hardest tasks on earth are neither physical nor intellectual feats, but they are spiritual ones:

1. To return love for hate.

2. To include the excluded.

3. To forgive without apology.

4. To be able to say," I was wrong.

Islami

AKHIRAT ka PAPER, Jis k 2 section hain!

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Section A: "QABAR"

Section B: "HASHAR"

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Section A me 3 Q/s hain,

Q1: Tmhara "RAB" kon hy?

Q2: Tmhara "DEEN" kiya hy?

Q3: Tmhara "NABI" kon hy?

Section B k 5 Q/s

Q1: Apni umer kahan guzari?

Q2: Jwani kin kamon me kharch hui?

Q3: Mal kahan se kmaya?

Q4: Mal kahan kharch kiya?

Q5: Apne ilim pr kitna amal kiya?

Js k pas ye msg aye, wo tiyari kr le Or Apne dosto ko b btae, Pta nhi Exam ki date kb a Jay.

Boy & Girl

Ladka Apni Gf se

"Mai Tumhari Aankhon Me Poori duniya Dekh sakta hn"

Tbhi Pas se Guzarta Hua Aadmi Bola:

Zara Dekhna,

Ghanta Ghar Pe Helmet Cheking Ho Rahi h Kya?

Double Meaning

HONT jab *HONT* say milay to kya hota hai ?

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toba.toba.toba

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Toba.toba.toba.

Kya kya soch rahe ho.

"PAGAL"

Moo bund hota hai :-)

Lov Poetry

( KON HO TUM )

Mere intizar ki rahat ho tum,

mere dil ki chahat ho tum,

tum ho to ye duniya hai,

mai kasy kahon k mere leye kia ho tum !

Chalo me bataon kia ho tum !

chu kar jo guzare jaye wo hawa ho tum,

mai ne jo mangi wo dua ho tum,

kare mujh ko jo roshan wo diya ho tum,

Fiza me mehakti eik sham ho tum,

pyar me chalakta jam ho tum,

meri zindagi ka dosara nam ho tum,

bujti zindagi ki saans ho tum,

phir kesy na kahon MERI

(JAAN HO TUM)

Latest

Question:

DUNYA k sab se bara or khatarnak jadu kahan hota hai_______________???

Nahi pata..??

Ans:

*Beauty parlor*

Mein.....!!!:-

Latest

Einstein,

Newton,

Faraday,

Marcony,

James Watt,

Bernolis,

Maxwell,

ye wo l0g ha jin k Amma Abba ki thori c masti ne hamare bachpan ki mastiyan cheen lien.. :-(

Question

An interesting question!

" Agar 1 din mera jawab har bat k lia

(YES)

ho to ap mujhse kia maango gy?

Rpl me 1st. Or subko sent karo or dekho kon kia mangta hai

Q & A

7up:2014(bagh ker)

Sprite:2015 (arrange mariage)

Dew:2012 (love mariage).Wao

Pepsi:2018(maa k kehne se)

Merinda:2017 (psnd se

Cocacola:2013 (zbrdsti se)..

Q & A

Ek botel slect kro then i'will tel u k ap ki shadi kis sal or kaise ho gi.

7up:

Sprite:

Dew:

Pepsi:

Merinda:

Cocacola:

Reply must..

Teacher & Student

Waiter : Your bill Sir

Boy : Take my Card

Waiter : But Sir,this is Student

Card

Boy : To phir bahar kya mazaak me likha hai

"ALL CARDS

ACCEPTED" ??!! :D :P

Lov Poetry

"GAZAL of

'DHarra"

Masroof Rehty Hen Din Raat Dharra WALY,

Karty Hein Dilon Pe Raaj Dharra WALY,

Betabi-E-Dil Ka Andaza Kisi Or Ko Hota Hi Nhi,

Samjhte Hein Dilon k Jazbaat Dharra WALY,

Qatil Hy Ishq Yeh Janty Huwe B,

Krty Hein Us Pe Aitbar dharra WALY,

Dunya Lakh Matlab Ki Sahi Phir B,

Yaron K Hen Yaar Dharra._ WALY"

Bewafa Hy Dunya To Bewafa Hi Sahi

Muddaton Se Hain Wafadaar Dharra ~WALY.

Lov Poetry

(""Awesome Ghazal"")

Jb tu sath hai to kisi ki zrorat nai mjhy

Har tarf andhera hy per roshni ki zrorat nai mjhy

Koi rehta hy har waqt khaylo me is trha

K khuwab dekhny ki zrorat nai mjhy

1 dost hy jo bant lyta hy har dukh mera

Har kisi ko apna gham btany ki zrorat nai mjhy

Us ki har bat lajawab hy mery liy

Us ki tareef kRny ki zrorat nai mjhy

Us ki ankho ki kashish kahi jany nai dyti mjhy

Us k illawa kisi ko DOST bnany ki zrorat nai mjhy:

Boy & Girl

Day1

Samandar kinare

1 Lrka 1 Lrki

Day2

Wohi Lrka

dusri Lrki

Day3

Wohi Lrka

Teesri Lrki

Sabit hua k Larkay kbhi nahi badalte

Larkian badal jati hen.;-)

Lov Sms

Tum ko to JÄÄN se pyara bana liya,

DIL ka sukon ankh ka TÄRÄ bana liya,

Ab tm sath do ya na do ye tumhri MÄRZI,

Hm ne to tumhe zindgi ka sahara bana lya..

Husband & Wife

Wife: Pori duniya mein

Chirag le kar b dhondo ge

To mere jesi biwi nahi mile

Gi ,

Husband : Tumhein kis ne

Kaha k dosri bar bhi

Tumhare jesi hi dhondon

Ga ?

Joke

Ek Admi bakriyan chara rha tha

Mitho0:ye bakrian kahan le ja rhe ho?

Admi guse me. inko school le ja raha hun

Mith0o:Mujhy pagal smja hy?

Aj to ITWAAR hy!

Politician

Urdu me "2 ka Table" Naye Dilchasp Andaz me

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2 ikum 2

Zardari Bijli do

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2 Duni 4

Sab Tumse Bezaar

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2 Tiya 6

Shaitan k Bachey

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2 Choke 8

Sb kr Dia Barbaad

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2 Panje 10

Ab to Kerde Bas

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2 Chika 12

Ab na aana Dobara

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2 Satte 14

Mulk ka kardia Sauda .

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2 Atthe 16

Ab tu Bacha Bacha Bola

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2 Nem 18

Picha Chor Hamara

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2 Dhai 20

Ab tu Chala jaa Khabees

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Send to All over the

Country

Market me nya aya he.

Golden Wordz

Forever Best Line:

"Its Not That I'm Afraid To Die, Its That If I Die, Who'll Love yOu As I Do."

Sweet

Pao Gay hum se "Bichhar" kar Bhi "Hum" ko

"AAS PAAS"Har "Shay" Mein

"Zindagi" ki "Jhalak" Chhor jayein Gay.!!

Hazrat Ali (R.A)

''Khuwahishein

Baadshahon ko ghulam bana leti Hain..

Magar

Sabar Ghulamon ko Baadshah Bana deta hay".

HAZRAT ALI (R.A)

Jumma Mubarik

Beshak Jo Log bin dekhe apne RAB say darte hain.

Un k leay Bakhshish or bohat bara Ajar-e-Azeem hai"¤

(Surah Mulk-12).

"JUMA MUBARAK"

Golden Wordz

"If you want to shine like sun,

First you have to burn like it,

It means difficulties lead towards the success....!!

Sad Sms

Dil K Tukrre !!

Khak Parwano Ki !!

Ansoo Shama K !!

*....Kuch Na Kuch To Le K Jayenge Teri Mehfil Se Hum.

Sad Poetry

Wo samar tha meri Duaaon ka,,

Usay kis ne apna bana liya_,,

Meri Neend kis ne Ujaarh di,,

maira khawab kis ne chura liya_,,

Tujhe kiya bataon ay Dil_nasheen,,

us k ishq main,,

us ki yad main,,

Kabi guftgu rahi phool se,,

Kabi chand chat pe bula liya_,,

Meri chaand hony ki Hasrten,,

Meri khushbo hony ki khawahishen,,

"wo" juda hua to youn laga

Main ne Zindagi ko ganva diya.

Sad Sms

Dharkan ki dug'dugi pay kab say hai mehv_e_raqs,

m0hsn

Dil thak k hi girr jaetamasha tu khatam ho. .

Gud Nite

Aa thAk k kAbhi PAss mEre bEth t0 ik pAl,,,,

Tu khud k0 mUsAfAr,,,

mUjhy dEwAr sAmAj ly,,,,..!

G0od NiGhT' ' '

Yaad

"Q aati hy Mujhy Yad Tumhari"

"Chura k le jati hy Neend Humari"

"Ab to bus yehi Khayal rehta hy Subha Shaam"

"Kab hogi Apse Mulakat Humari"

Politician

G krda

bai

G krda

Tenu chitter maara G krda,

G krda

bai

G krda,

Tenu jutyan laawan G krda

1 wari

O ZARDARI

1 wari

O ZARDARI

Tu hath meeeerrrreeee char kutya

O bale bale

tu hath merey char kutya.?

is sms ko aaghey send kr k 1 scha pakistani honey ka saboot dein..

(',,')/ Khamoshi ka

/)) Boycott

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Pastho

Na Me Kuss Pa Stargö Uleedo Na Me Kuna Cherta Öwala.

."."FARAZA".".

Sa Bekhwanda Zindagi Da Tash Da MUTTÖ Sara Jwand Dai.

Cricket

Only 1112 Days

Remaining for ICC Cricket

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I'm so excited,

(MISBAH Ul Haq);-D

Question

Who i am ??

1. Mirch

(short tempered)

2. Gulabjamun

(sweet & cute)

3. Hyderabadi biryani

(hot & spicy)

4. Kashmiri pulao

(beautiful/ handsome)

5. Rasgulla

(caring & helpful)

6. Gajar ka halwa

(all good qualities)

7. Karela

(rude & uncaring)

8. Barfi

(innocent)

Reply is must!!

I'm waiting..

Husband & Wife

How to create biggest doubt in your Wife's Mind for You

Just suddenly send her a SMS saying "I Love u too"....

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Game Over !!! ;)

Zubaida Aapa

ZUBAIDA AAPA

Ki Liyari Men Entry Band.

Waja?

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BALOCHO K

Baal Seedhy Krne Ka

Koi Totka Nahi Diya.??

\ (,")/'

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/ Jao Rrhe Aapa

Gud Morning

"O G! wake up, shake up"

"Open Ur soni moni eyes"

"Wash Ur pinky shinky face"

Somebody wants to say..

*MORNING Bakhair*

:-D

Have A khush Mush day.

Pathan

Pathan In Computer Exam Examiner

"What is Microsoft Excel?"

Pathan: "It is a new branch of Surf Excel to clean the computer.

Husband & Wife

A Police asked a Thief: "Why u went to Steal 3 times in the Same Store?"

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The Thief Replied:"Sir, I stole 1 Dress 4 my Wife &

I went to Change It Twice

Joke

Cycle wale nay 1 Admi ko takkar mar di..

Aur

bola_Aap bahut lucky ho.'

Aadmi_wo kaise..?

Cycle wala_Aaj meri chutti hai,

NAHI TO MAI TRUCK CHALATA Hun.

Yaad

TUjhE S0ch0on t0 PEhl0o sE SirAk jAatA hAI DiL mErA,,,,

MAin Dil pAr HAath rAkh kAr DhArkAnAin TArtEeb dEta H00n,,,,.!

Punjabi Sms

Saahan de wich rachya no wey dila pulana sokha nai

J ik ik pal ik sadi jeha ta umar langana sokha nai

Suj giya akhiya ro ro k chal tu hi das ki karye

Teno aakhya c tu manya nai k ishq handana sokha nai

Memon

GOLDEN WORDS*

Ksi Ko Uski "CHAPAL" or Puranay LIBAS Ki Wjah Se "GHAREEB" Na Smjho

Ho skta hy wo

" MEM0N" Ho..??

Sardar

Sardar karri kha raha tha

ek makhi usme beth gai,

Sardar usay ura k bola:

"Chal hat pagli yeh woh nahi jo tu samhaj rahi hai. :-D

Cricket

Maan baap ka ehtaram.

aik bacha gali main cricket khail rha tha. os nai shot lagai or os k ghar ke window ka shesha tout gya.

Bachy ke ami nai baher aa kr osay kaha: Baita aaram sai.

is waqiya k baad bachy nai puri zindagi shot nai mari.

aaj duniya osay Misba-ul-haq k naam sai janti hai..

Golden Wordz

My attitude*

*. I LIVE FOR THE MOMENTS YOU CAN'T PUT INTO WORDS.

*. TAKE ME AS I AM, OR WATCH ME AS I GO.

*. I AM CONVINCEDTHAT LIFE IS 10% WHAT HAPPENS TO ME AND 90% OF HOW I REACT TO IT.

*. MY LIFE MOTTO (RULE) IS SIMPLE: FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS...

Zubaida Aapa

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Aaj zubaida aapa k mou me pan hai,

totka kal btaengi.

Sad Poetry

"JANUERY"

k dino mein tum ne

Mujh se ye kaha tha na?

K tanha hun magar phir bhi

Tumhara sath main dun gi

Apne hath aankhon par

Meri rakh kar kaha tha na?

Bhari duniya se takra k

Tumhara sath main dun gi

Na badlun gi kabhi jaisy

Mosam ye badalty hain

Badalty mosmon mein bhi

Tumhara sath main dun gi

Tumhari inhi baton se

Bohat majbur ho kar main

Sab k samne tum se

Ye kehna chahta hun

Tumhare Ehid-o-peman se

To ye mosam hi achhe hain

Tum Ehad kar k nahi laote

Ye mosam laot aya hai

JANUERY mein kaha tha na

K wapis laot aaon gi

Abi tak tum nahi laote

JANUERY laot aya hai!

Sad Sms

Latkaaye Huway Rakha Hai Sooli Pe sab ko...!

Iss Ishq Se Bara Koi Jillaad Nahi dekha...!

Allama Iqbal

Umeed-e-Hoor ne sab kuch sikha rakha hy wa'aiz ko

Ye Hazrat dekhne mein seedhe saade, bhole bhaale hain

¤IQBAL¤

Boy & Girl

GirL tO A TattOo Artist Confirming A TattOo Charges..

GirL: How Much Do YOu Charge For Tattooing An Animal

Just Above My Knee?

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TattOo Artist: Rs.1000/- For

Tiger,

Rabbit And LiOn,

But

Giraffe Is Free..

Latest

Wah Faraz Wah.!

Ankhon Me Nami Thi

Or Vitamins Ki Kammi Thi

Jis Se Sari Rat Bat Ki

Wo Girl Friend Ki Ammi Thi

\(',')

/"/\ O Shitt

_/"\ Yar !

aunti

Politician

Shabz Sharif sy Laptop Leny ky Bad Studentz ny Sub sy Pahla Kaam kia Kia

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Twitter per Imran Khan ko Follow kia :)

Golden Wordz

Widout crossing the worst situations,

No one can touch the best corners of life.

So,

Always taste worst situation for the best results...!

Quatation

"I filled in some subjects in Exam,

But my friends Passed in all.

Now he is an engineer in Microsoft and I am the owner of Microsoft"

-Bill Gates

Pathan

Tum chand se khobsorat ho Sitaron se poch Lo

=

Tum Pholon se khobsorat ho Baharon se poch Lo

Tum Larkiyon se bhi khobsurat ho

Pathano

se poch Lo

Sad Sms

Na,, Kar "Muhabat" Me *Mujhey,, "Aazmaney,, Ki "Zid.......!

,*"DOST"*,

"Paani,, Me Kabhi "Pathar" "'Taira Nahi "Karte.

Yaad

Har dost se achi baat krna fitrat he hamari.

her dost kush rahe hasrat he hamari.

koi hum ko yaad kre na kre

per her dost ko yaad krna aadat he hamari. .

Husband & Wife

Mard aur Aurat ka rishta bhi kitna ajeeb hai..

Door raho to JUDAI..

Or pas raho to...

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LARAI

Han han wo bi hota hai jo Aap soch rahay ho;

Kanjoos

"Toba Toba"

Aata

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Ghee

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Shakkar

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Chawal

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Bijli

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oil

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K baad

Pakistan me SMS ka BOHRAAN

Log SMS b nai karty!

itni ghurbat.

Politician

" LOVE SONG "

'IK ZARDARI KO DEKHA TO AISA LAGA'

Jesay Khana Kharab,

Jesay Total Azaab,

Jesay Aadha Faqeer,

Jesay Murda Zameer,

Jesay Nasoor Ho Koi Sarta Hua,

'IK ZARDARI KO DEKHA TO AISA LAGA'

Jesay Bijli Ki taar,

Jesay Khanjar Ki Dhaar,

Jesay Dozakh Ki Aag,

Jesay Zehrila Naag,

Jesay Garmi Ki Dhoop,

Jesay Shetan Ka Roop.

Jaisay Beghairat ho koi Hansta hua.

HO , HA HA HA

EK ZARDARI Ko Dekha to Aisa Laga.

This song

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Greeb Awaam!.