Bewakoof

LAPTOP

Price Rs.8,000/-

6 months Gently used, Sanyo

6 months warrenty,

Specification:

GENUINE Windows 7

i5_2.4

RAM 4 GB

HDD 500 GB sata,

15.6" High Definition Bright view,

Webcam

Bluetooth,

WiFi,

6 Cell Lithium Battery,

Card reader,

USB mouse,

Carrying case.

"NOT 4-sALe"

Thanx 4reaDinG

Bewakoof

Janab 1 kam tha aap se

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AY Nuqtay ty Gin k daso zara!

Bewakoof

Cal karo thumari waja se masla hua hai

Sender:+923218800317

Massege centre

+9203013560652

Sent

30-jan-2012

11:29:00 pm

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Happy pagal day hahahahahahaha is sms ko apny doston ko bhejo aur deko kitny bewakoof apko call karty hain.@

Bewakoof

Abi abi khabar mili he k aaj rat ko nokia smet tmam mobils me virus aae ga jis ki waja se insani dimagh ki rag pht jane ka imkan he or heart atack b hoskta he is liye apne mbls ko bnd kr k apne se door rakhen ta k ap is virus se bach sken. Plz Plzz.!!!! Frwd

ap k 1 msg se koi

Bewaquf bn skta h.

Bewakooof

My New number

03218800317

Save it plz.

Aur

Mazay Ki baat to dekho

Purana b yehi tha

('-')/ de

/)) taali

_/ /_

saain to saain, saain ka dost osto wada saain,

Bewakoof

Pyar krte hain shadi krna chahte hain tm se...........

Daro Mat.

Dabbang Film Ka Dilog Hai.

Bewakoof

Kal phir pakistan bhar main 9:00am se tamam network 24 gante k lie bnd kie ja rahe hain.

Kyun.

Nikli na jan.? Hahahaha.

Logon ko dara dara k Geo..!

Bewakoof

1 Badshah ko 1 Larki Pasand Aagai, Us Larki ka Baap Sunar Tha, Badshah ne Sunar ko Darbar me Bulaya,

4 din Guzarney k Bawajud bhi Sunar Badshah k Darbar me Na Aaya to Badshah ne Sunar ko Giraftar karne k liey Sipahi bhejey

Jab Wo Sunar k Ghar Pohnchey to Ghar ko Tala laga hua tha, Badshah ne Sipahyon ko Hukm dya k Sunar ko Dhundo.

Sipahyon ne Sunar ko har Jaga Dhunda lekin wo unko kahin na mila, Aur Sipahyon ka Sunar ko dhundney me sara Waqt aisey barbad hua

Jese Aap ka is sms ko parhney me hua hy :-P

Hanso mat, merey sath bhi aisa hua tha. Kisi aur ko bhejh ker badla le lo :-:-)

Bewakoof

Mr.See and Mr.Saw

One day Mr.see saw sea & Mr.saw didnt see sea.

See saw sea & jumped in sea.

Saw didnt see sea but jumped in sea.

See saw saw in sea & saw saw see in sea.

See saw both saw sea and both saw and see were happy to see sea

Dimag kharab hua na...

ab forward karke sabka dimag kharab karo..:

Bewakoof

Oye gal sun yr

Calculator ty Alaram kinj lgta v?

Me suba roza rkhna v

Bewakoof

Tawajjo Farmaye,,

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Tawajjo Farmane ka Shukaria!

Ab Aram Farmaye.

Bewakoof

Maa Da Puttar hain tay thallay aa,

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Peyo Da Puttar hain tay Uttay Ja.

Bewakoof

BREAKiNG news frIenDs jIn jin ki light Hai wo0 jaldi sa tv laga ka..

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pogo daken...!

hahahahaha

Bewakoof

Breaking News"

C.C.P.O Karachi said:

"Aaj rat 12 baje k bad double

"Aur Tripple films araam se dekhein koi masla nhi hy" :-D:-o

Bewakoof

Zindagi mein Agar bOhat Pareshan hOgaye hO tO

1 Lambi Rassi Lo Or

1 Dharakht P Baandh,

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JhoOla JhOolOo Yaaar

Enjoy krO Mrne me kiya rakha hai?

Bewakoof

Plz LAHORE main rehny walon ko inform zarur Kar dain k

Lari adda,

PU old campus,

PU new campus,

AKBAR chuk,

LOHARI gate,

Multani gate,

CHOBURGI ,

Ghala mandi,

Sabzi mandi

Airport road,

chowk THOKAR,

Sadar bazaar,

jail road,

Dubai chowk,

Railway station ,

Carry shop,

Harbanspura,

Mughal pura,

Dharampura,

Garhi shuh,

Samnabd

Mithai chowk

Qainchi

Chungi

Moon market

Kareem block

Ichhra

Fortres stadium

Walton

Shahdra

Per kharboozy aa gaye hain.

Shukria:

Bewakoof

Yr net pe 2nd year ki new date sheet ae hai 1st paper 16 april ko hy.

tention na lo mazak tha frward kr kay tention do... ;HEART ATTACK:-:

Bewakoof

mere numbr pe tune suno. me ne khud apni awaz me gana ga k lgwaya hy!

Frwd kro aur dekna kis kis bewakof ki miscal Ati he

Bewakoof

Mobile kon sa hai ap k pas.g

Jo b hy Pani Se bachana;-)

Ye sbko frwd karo dekhna kitny Apko Apne Mobile k Name bataengae.

Bewakoof

"Mere Pyare

OR

Azeez Doston"

Aslam-O-Alekum

pehle salam ka jawab de den phir aage parhen..

main aap ka zyada waqt nahin lunga,

main koi manjan ya haazme ka chooran bechne nahin aaya..

na hi kisi masjid ka chanda lene aaya hoon..

or na hi 15 rupay wali english ki kitab hai mere paas..

bas salam kar ke

70 nekiyan kamani thien..

ALLAH HAFIZ