Double Meaning

Bor ho rhy o,

Chalo utho

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Zip kholo

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kholo na

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Andar hath dalo

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Sharmao nai

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Dalo

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dalo na.

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Ab Bag se Book nikalo or prho

NALAIQO.

Kbi acha B soch liya kro.

Double Meaning

Having Spent His Ist Wedding Night,

Bill Gates Asked His Wife As To How She Was Feeling.

The Lady Replied She Came To Know Now Why He Has Named His Company As "Micro Soft"

Dheela Kahin Ka!

Double Meaning

Kya Zamana Aagaya Hai

Pehle Log Shadi K Baad Jo Kaam Karte Thay

Ab Wo Shadi Se Pehle Kar Rahe Hain

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"Khud-Kushi"

Yaar

Tum Nhi Sudro Ge

Double Meaning

True fact:

jis insan ko

ghussa zyada

ata ha wo

insan piyar bhi

otna hi zyada

krta hai-

bcoz-

-if red is danger

showing color

then red is also

color of love!

Double Meaning

Aadmi ko lift me 1 aurat ne thapar mara

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Q. K..Admi aurat ki baat smjha he nahe tha

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Aurat ne kaha tha

.

Plz Ek dabana...:

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Pogo lagaon chanda?

Double Meaning

:Girl:Mjhe koi esi Sbzi do Js k 2 Faide hon

Sbzi wala:

Ye lo Kheera Psand aye to kha lena,

wrna . . .

Gol Piece kar k Aakho pe laga lena:-

na kaka na mere message o vi gande kadi sochi vi na.

Double Meaning

Ksi ko yad kr k apna hath Thaka lena achi bat nhi hoti Dost..

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Dr Pogo.

Double Meaning

Suhag Raat K Time Dulha Ne Apni

Dulhan Se Ziadti Kr Daali....

DuLhan Intezar Karti Rahi Aur DuLha So Gaya.

Ufff..

Ganday Zehn k Logo....!

Double Meaning

Juice ki shop pr Husband ne 1 Banana Shake or Wife ne 2 Mango Shake piye.

.

Payment k time Waiter ne awaaz lagai

"Bhai ka 1 'KELA' or Bhabhi k 2 'AAM' kaat len.

Double Meaning

Dentist; Kia Ap "0ral B" Krti Ho?

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Lady; 0ral bhi...

Krna Parta Ha Dr Saab Us K Bina Inka Khara He Nahe Hota..

Double Meaning

Wife: janu kitna sokha aur sakht hogaya hai dard horaha hai oil lagaow.

Sardar:na oye doctor ne high blood pressure ki wajah se oil use karnay ka mana kia hai

Double Meaning

Ek gubaray walay ki dukan ke bahir likha tha.

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Agr apney bachy ko gubara nai dila sakty to waqt pe charaya kyun nai..

Double Meaning

1st Boss:

Tum ne us larki ko Job nahi di Q?

2nd Boss:

Yar wo boht Bewakoof thi

1st:Wo kese?

2nd:

Kuch khas nahi

maine kaha Betho!

Wo Kursi dhondney lagi. :P

Double Meaning

1 Larki K Bdrom Se Awaz Aai

Ah

Ah

Ah

Ah

,

Ah Ahh.Haachhii Usko

Nazla Hua THa. Tumko To Bas Msg Men he Film Dikhado.

Sudhar Jao

Double Meaning

Bangali to Arabi

I have10 children, one more & I will hav my

own football team

Arabi

I hav 17 wifes, one more & I will hav my private golf course of 18 holes

Double Meaning

: Grl; Chatri Tot Ge Ha Thek Kro

Boy; Upr K Kapra Utarna Pary Ga

0r

Nichy Danda Dalna Pary Ga

Grl; Jo Marzi Kro Bs Pani Andr Na Jaey

Double Meaning

Maalik :

Tum bathroom mein

Kyu ghus

Aaye , kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein

Naha raha hoon ?

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.

Naukar : Hazur galti ho gayi ,

Mein

Samjha tha begum

Sahiba hai .OooPPSSS

Double Meaning

Lrki larkay sy

tmhy pta h dodh peny sy mera qad roz dair inch bharta ha,

Tmhra kitna bharta hai?

Larka: 'Mra to dodh dekh kr pora '6 inch bharta hy.

pogo beta.

Double Meaning

Ek Dost Doosrey Dost sey

Yar Teri Girl Friend Chashma Lagati Hai

2nd Dost

Nahi Yaar

1st Dost

Aby Yar Phr To Lataktay Hongy.

Le yr lga pogo

Double Meaning

I want to suck you..

Lick you..

Want to move my tongue all over you..

Want to feel you in my mouth..

Oh my sweet icecream u r v delicious......:-P