Showing posts with label Load Sheding Sms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Load Sheding Sms. Show all posts

Thursday, May 30, 2013

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Shair no vote paan walyo
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Hun shair bano shair.:-P:-):-D
From Wapda

Monday, May 27, 2013

Load Sheding

2013 ka ek aur paighaam
tamaam pakistaniyon k naam.
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yaad rakhna
Hako0mt badli ha.
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hum nahi...!!!
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From
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WAPDA.

Friday, May 24, 2013

Load Sheding

"WAPDA ny to sub ko pagal kar dia ha shuker ha mai theak hon"
Eid Mubarik

Load Sheding

Har RAAT Gham e Tanhaai,
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Har SHAAM teri yaad I,
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Laakh tujy Bhulana chaha,
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Us se barh kar teri YAAD I...
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Tujh se koi UMEED B wabasta nahi,
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Iss DUKH se meri Aankh Bhar
I...
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Logon ne poocha ASHKON ka
Sabab..?
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Bus Mujhe kehna para...!!
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"SHAM Di Light Gai Hale Tak Nai I"...!

Sunday, May 19, 2013

Load Sheding

Teri meri . .
Meri teri . .
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Light aani hai mushkil . .
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2 ghanto mein b kabhi ye na aa paey . .
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Ek pankha aur ek balab ki ye kahani hai nai...
2 gaaliyon se ye bayaan na ho pay. .
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Sara din beet jay . .
Sari raat jagaey. .
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Bas khayal bijli ka . .
Lamha lamha tarpay . .
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Yeh tarp keh rahi hai mar jaey ye KESC Waly saray .
Aeee aee aee aee aee aee aee aee aee aee aee aee aee aee aee aee aee aee aee aee aee aee aee aee aee aee aee aee aee ae.

Load Sheding

Bijli k Mutaaliq Chand Dilchasp Malumat
1) Japan me Students k liye Bijli free hy
2) Italy me Sb se Zyada Bijli Peda hoti Hy,
3) America me Log Bijli bana kr Govrnment ko bechty hen
4) Singapor me 12 Mahiny Barish Hony k Bawjood 1 Mint B Bijli Nhi jati
5) India Me koyla se 70% Bijli Peda Hoti Hy,
6) England me log apni zroorat ki Bijli Peda kr Sakty hen,
7) China me tmam Gharon k liye Bijli free Hy,
8) Turki apny ilawa 3 Mulkon ko Bijli deta hai
9) Saudia zroort ki 90% Bijli Petrol se banata hai
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Aur:&
10) Pakistan me bejli medicine k mutabik de jati hain.
Subha adha ganta. Dophr or sham ko khane k bad.

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Load Sheding

P00ri awaam ko 11 may ka intizaar tha is liye nhi k Election k0n Jeete ga....
"BALKE"..
Isliye k us din LIGHT Nhi Jaye gi..:
Taaallliiiyyaan

Monday, May 6, 2013

Load Sheding

Zara Si Fursat Nikaal K Humain
Qatal Hi Kar Dalo wapda walo...
Youn Intezar Mein Tarap Tarap K Mrna,
mujhSe Ab Bardasht Nhi Hota..!
( '}__
(__/\__ w8 a loadsheding

Saturday, May 4, 2013

Load Sheding

Pooray mulk mei koi b shakhs imandari k sath kaam nahi kar raha siwaye.
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WAPDA mei light off karnay walay k.

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Load Sheding

"Electrical Remix Versi0n"
Allama Iqbal
"Wajod-e-Bijli se hy taswer-e-kainat me rang,
Bijli na ho to TV, Fridge her cheez band"
Mirza Ghalib
"Pehly ati thi kbi kbi Bijli,
Ab ksi waqt b nhi ati"
Momin Khan Momin
"Kbi hmare tmhare ghr b thi Bijli,
Tumhe yad ho k na yad ho"
Bahadur Shah Zafar
"Umr-e-Draz mang k laye thy 4 din,
2 ehtjaaj me kat gye 2 bijli k intezar me"
Meer Taqi Meer
"Ibtada-e-loadsheding hy rota hy kya,
Aagy agy dekhiye hota hy kya.

Saturday, April 20, 2013

Load Sheding

''...Muqarar waqt Nahin Ha Koi Un Ki Nawaazishon Ka''
Jidon dil karay odon ee sutch chukk denday ney"
\('.')/ fitty mun enna wapda valeyan da.

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Load Sheding

Sab Kuchh Mill Jata Hai Issi Duniya Mein..
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Faqat 1'Woh Shakhs Nahin Milta
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Jou Bijli Band Karta Hai. :s
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Puttar 1'vari lab tey sae

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Load Sheding

Wapda walyo jan deyo
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Thori jai bijli ty aan deyo
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Mobile di batery mukki pai ay
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Pani wali tenki sukki pai ay
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Toilet vich v jaa ni sakdy
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Tissu nal kam chala ni sakdy
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Ki ki apny dukhry dusiye
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Pal vich roiye pal vich hassiye
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O baz v aa jao HARAM deyo
Thori jai bijli ty aan deyo..

Friday, January 18, 2013

Load Sheding

Revloution
Teri light aa gai
now
replaced by
tery signal aa gye ...:-D
Rehman Malik
"DIS-CONNECTING PEOPLES".

Saturday, January 12, 2013

Load Sheding

Ustad : kya koi bata sakta hai ke bijli kahanse aati hai ?
1 bacha khada ho gaya or bola sirmere mamu ke ghar se
Ustad :wo kaise ?
bacha : Wo is tarha ke
jab bhi light jati haimere abu kehte hain
O band kar di Saale ne

Saturday, November 10, 2012

Load Sheding

1 Of The mOst Funniest
And
Shortest Joke yOu Ever Heard. .
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Next Year Pakistan will ExpOrt Electricity. . .! !!

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Load Sheding

Bijli ki lOad shedding,
Gas ki lOad shedding,
C.N.G ki lOad shedding,
ki kAmyaabi k baad,
ab
paish
hy
MObile lOad shedding:-p :-@ :-(

Monday, September 24, 2012

Load Sheding

Usko Aana Hoga To Khud Hi Chali Aayegi
DOST
Yun Beth Kr light ka intazar krna FaZoOl ha
Har MsG laRki pr Nhi Hota Beta.

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Load Sheding

= Sab Kuch Mil Jata Hy Esi Dunia Me,,= Faqat 1 Wo Shakhs Nahi Milta
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Jo hmari Bijli Band Krta Hy.
(',') Putar 1wari lab ja fir dasa tenu...:-@ :-)

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Load Sheding

Har RAAT Gham e Tanhaai,
Har SHAAM teri yaad aai..
Laakh tujhey bhulana chaha,
Us se barrh kar teri YAAD aai..
Tujh se koi UMEED bhi wabasta nhi,
Iss Dukh se meri Aankh Bhar aai..
Logon ne pocha Ashkon ka sabab..?
Bus Mujhe kehna para..!!
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Subha de light gae haalay tak nae i ......