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U r bandri,

Bandri means

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B=beautiful

A=atractive

N=naughty

D=Decent

A=adorable

R=romantc

I=intelignt

Hun vekh kidi khush a, bandri na hovey te..:

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Ji

Ustad

Salam

Hai

Ustad

Mera

Me

Likhny

Msg

"Woh

Hai,

Bheja

Ne

Jis

"Aur

Hon,

Raha

Parh

Ulta

Ko

Msg

Jo

Hun

Bewaquf

Wo

"Main

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"Confuse Ho Gaye Na?

"Ab msg Nichy se upar ko parho.,

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Yar Apke pas wo wala msg hai

jis mein ek pagal sirf"nahi"likh k reply karta hay?

Jaldi btao.

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Nakaam ho jati hen meri saari k0shishen tumhari Naraazgi k aagy,

'DosT'

Na jaane kahan se seekha hai tum ne quddosi sahab ki bewa jaisa munh banana... :-

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" kaju,

"Badaam,

"Pistay,

"Chilghuzay,

"Kishmish,

Ye Sb Mewy hn to buhat Ache,

" Lekin

Ap Jaise "Akhrout' ki bat hi kuch or h:-)

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Shikwa Hamein Manzoor nahi Aj Na koi Bahana hoga...

Tujhe teri Khushyon ki Qasam,

"DOST"

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Is hafty tujko

"NAHANA" hoga ..!:-P!:-)!..

"Pa g kaddy nahha v lya kroo"

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Main Har Pal Tere

Muskrany Ki dua Karta hun

!!!...dost...!!!

Suna Hai Muskurany Se Chibba Munhh bhi Seedha lagta hai..:-p

Smile Plz..:-D

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Ejazat ho to tery Chehry ko G bhar k daikh loon Dost

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Muddat hui In ankhoo ne "7up wala cartoon" Nahi Dekha..

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({ })

_. ._ hahaha

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Bohat Udaas Hai Har Koi Tery Janay Sy.

Ho Sakay To Lot Aa Kisi Bahanay Sy.

Tu Laakh Khafa Sahi Magar 1 Bar To Dekh Aa k

Gali Mein.

Kitna KOORRA Jama Hai

Tere Na Uthanay Sy.

(',') /

/) ( kal aa jana

/ l sharaft sy.

Warna kisi or JAMADAR ka bando bast kr len gy

O K

MANJANIB EHL_E_MUHALLA

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Research,

Phone Py Ziada Baat Karne Se.

Dimgh Aur Shakal Py Bahot Bura Asar Parta Hai,

Dimagh Nakara

Aur

Shakal Manhoos Ho Jati Hy.

4 Example

Tu khud ko dekhle.

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3 baten jo mumkn nhi

1.hath ki hatheli pr bal

2.zuban me haddi

3.zuban bahr nikal kr sans lena

Zuban andr krlo

(DOGI)

lag rahy ho. . . . . ,

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Me Bank me betha huwa tha aur samne 1 pyari si larki

Wo mujha dkh kr sharmati aur ankho h ankho me kuch ishara krti

Akhir me hmat kr k uska pas pyar ka izhar krna gya,,, to usne kaha

Bahi: apka nara lamak raha ha..:-)

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Dam hai tou jawab do!

Aik kutiya k 2 bacchey they. Sapun or Apun

aik din Sapun mar gay

Ab batao kutiya ka doodh kon piyea ga...

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1 baat pochoon ?

Mazaq men mat talna

Gol mol jawab nhi chlega

Deko kuch baten zndgi men bht ehm hoti hen

Sch sch batao

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es Eid Pr Nahao Gy...?

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Oye janwar.

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Lay aye ho qurbani k liye,

Ya aakhri dinon mai lao gay..?

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Mobile Ejaad Karne Wale Ka Khuwab Tha,

Ke.

Dunya Ke Har Khubsurt Insan Ke Pas Mobile Ho..

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Marhoom Tarapta Hoga Aap Ke Pas Mobil Dekh Kar.

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=TUMHARA NAAM=

Hawa Pey Likha

Woh Bikher Gaya,

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Rait Pey Likha Woh Mit Gaya,

=

Pani Pey Likha Woh Beh Gaya,

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Aor Jab DiL Pey Likha

Tou "HEART ATTACK" Ho Gaya,,

O Pai Naam BadaL Apna....!!!!

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Kaash Kabhi Tum Humari Gali Main Aao,

Thori See Nazrain Jhukao.

Thora Saa Sharmao. Thora Saa Muskorao. Aur Phir Zoor Se Chillao.

"Kachra Laao"

"Kachra Laao"

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Today a phone witout buttons is a fashion.

A day wil come wen human witout brain wil b a fashion.

On dat day,my friend,

u'll Rock..!

Trust me:p

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Many times I have disturbed U,

Troubled U,

Fooled U,

Irritated U,

Today I just want to say 3 words

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Kya

Kar

Loge?? ;) :P