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Mountain Dew's New Ad:

Come Lets Do Something Dangerous..

Lets SIT WITH OUR OWN WIVES FOR 24 HOURS..

Darr Sab ko lagta Hai, Par Darr Ke Aage Jeet Hai..!!

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Admi: Beta Papa Ghar Pe Hain?

Bacha (Sprite Peetay Huey):

Ap ko to Mama Se Milna Hai Na, Tu Mama Ghar Pe Hain.

Seedhi Baat, NO Bakwas ;)

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Lrka Girl Frend Se:

Us Lrki ko dekho wo Kpre Us ko bilkl suit Nhi Kr rhe

Lrki:Way Hramdya Mere Samne pundi kr Ryah an

Moral:Larki Na Phle h Sprite P hui thi

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Eid pe GIRLFREIND ko shopping kArwane se kese bacha jae?

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First drink then think,

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Aitekaf pey beth ja0.

SpriteUniversty of freshology.