Funny Poetry

Ghazal ka unwan hai

"32 Chlai Gai"

5 din mily zindgi k magar

Guzry thy abi 4 k 32 chali gai

Kal wapda k daftar meeting thi kch khas

Hony lagi takrar k 32 chli gai

Maut ki tarah iska bi waqt na raha

Eid ki shopng or bhara bazar k 32 chali gai

Skol time or WAPDA ki zahaanat

Nashta hony laga tayar k 32 chali gai

Shadi waly din baray khush thy hum

Galay parny lagay thay noton k haar k 32 chali gai

Zindgi rahi te feir milan ga yar

Q k huny huny sadi v 32 chali gai.

Funny Poetry

Bus conductor ki romantic ghazal

O jan Mere pyar ki mere jazbat ki kr qadar,

Sohrab goth, lalu khait, sadar sadar..

Mjhe apne ishq k samandar me kuch is tarha duba de,

Chal bhai agey agey ho ja dusro ko b jaga de,

Juda ho kr ab hamain itna to mat rulao,

Amma ye bache ko apni godh me bithao,

Apni zulfo se hamain apne pyar ka saya do,

Han khala chalo kraya do,

Tere sang beetey hue lamhe gye guzar

O bhai kiraya pura de nhi to nechay utar....

Funny Poetry

"FunnY Ghazal 4 married couples" :-P

Wo Bhi Din thay, Jab DiL kehta tha

She is ONLY MiNE,

Sara Sara Din karte thay Ek dooJe ko JOiN,

Huay Jab Nikkah Naamay pE Dono k SiGN,

Kuch Arsa To Laga k EVERY THiNG iS FiNE

Phir is Love Story par aya DECLiNE

Ab wo muJh ko JiN;-)

kehti Hai aur mein Usko DYNE:-@

Funny Poetry

"Kash Logon ki Mohabt Mobile hoti"

Lrka "Nokia"

Or Lrki

"sony Ericson" hoti

Lrka Mohabt k

"sms"deta

Lrki chahat ki

"Miscall" krti

Lrka Lrki ki

"miscall"

Save krta

Lrki Lrky ki Chahat se

"inbox" Bhrti

Mil kr Roz apne jevan ki Betry

ko Charg krte

"Ring tone"

ki awaz pe dono ki Zndgi Mskurati

koi jo Gham aata Mil k Dono

"Delete"

krte

or Dilon Ki Dhrkan dono ki

"Vibrate" hoti

"kash Logon ki Muhabt Mobile hoti

Funny Poetry

Dil Men Agar "CPU" Hota To

.

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Sabi Yaadon Ko Save Kar Sakte,

.

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Dimaag Me Agar "PRINTER" Hota To

.

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Khayaalo Ka "PRINT OUT" Nikal Dete,

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Dharkan Me Agar "USB DRIVE" Hoti To

.

.

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Zindagi Ka Backup Le Lete

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Mann Me Jo "BLUETOOTH" Hota To

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Baaton Ko Transfer Kar Lete,

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Ankhon Me Jo "WEBCAM" Hota To

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Tasviron Ko Receive Kar Sakte,

.

Kaash Zindagi Bhi Ek

. "COMPUTER"

.

Hoti To

.

Restart Kar Lete.:-*.

Funny Poetry

Packet me ToOte Cigarette,

Diary me Uljhi Nazmen,

Pyali me Thandi Chaey..

Zaiqe me Talkhi De kar,

Haalat pe Muskrae..

Tasvir e Dilbaran k,

Sheeshe pe Bikhre Tukre..

Tukron pe Khubru k,

Bikhri hui c Raakh..

Kuch Khushk Syahi par,

Lipti hui Dawaat..

Har Qalm ! Khud'kashi par,

Labrez e Amada sa..

Kuch KhoOn k Qatron me,

Ik Misra Adhura sa..

Ma'ani me Thora Mubham,

Ehsas me Pura sa..

Is sare Tmashe me,

Jese Main aik Ghayal..

Main Khud hi Aik Afsar,

Main Khud hi Aik Saayal..

Meri Maiz par Khula hai,

Mera Daftar e Masayal............... :-*

Funny Poetry

Meri muhabat ko apne dil mai dhond lena,

Or han! Aatay ko achi tarha goondh lena!

Mil jae agr pyar to khona nhi,

Plz Piyaz kat'ty waqt rona nhi!

Mujh se rooth jane ka bahana acha hy,

Thori der or pakao gosht abhi kacha hy!

Kesi lagi ghazal Mujhe bata dena,

Beta Namak agar kam lage to or mila lena.! (:D (,D ;D

Funny Poetry

Muje Apni Mehboba Se Milne Ka Bara Shoq Tha

Usay Qareeb Se Dekhne Ka Bara Shoq Tha

1 Din Likh Dia Khat Usko Sabr Kar K

Dil Me Armano Ki Qabr Kar K

Bholi Bhali Samaj Na Saki Mere Pyar Ko

De Dia Khat Apne Bhai "Unit Incharge" Ko

Maine Dariya Ki 1 Bari Moj Dekhi

Jab Apne Peeche MQM Ki Fauj Dekhi

Un K Maarne Se Jism Se Saaz Nikal Rahe Thay

Munh Se Aglay Pichle Raaz Nikal Rahe Thay

Logo Ne Kaha Kis Pe Azaab Aya Hai

Dil Ne Kaha Khat Ka Jawab Aya Hai.

Funny Poetry

"O wela bra crezy C"

"Jado main nikka jeya baby C"

"Barf de goly khanda C"

"Hafty baad naanda C"

"Na waal shaal waanda C"

"Nikki jayi cycle pajanda C"

"Ty raisaan gaddi naal laanda C"

"Na lokan di koi tension C"

"Na abby di laggi pension C"

"Na kurriyan da koi rola C"

"SchÖÖl da kam v hola C"

"O wela bara e crezy C"

"Jadon me nikka jeya baby C"

"Mising sweet bachpen"

Funny Poetry

Wo Mera Dil Jlaye To Uski AESI KI TESI,

Wo Kisi Or Ki Ho Jaye To Uski AISI KI TESI,

Ek Tamana Hai Faqt Mere 7 Hi Bike Pr Bethe,

Wo Kisi Car K Sapne Sajaye To Uski AISI KI TESI,

Mere Kan Traste Hain Uski Awaz K Liye,

Wo Mera Phone Na Uthaye To Uski AISI KI TESI,

Arzu Ha K Wo Mre Ghar Khana Khaye,

Pr Usko KFC Hi Nzar Aye To Uski AISI KI TESI,

Me Usko Hr Waqt Msg Krta Rehta Hon DOSTO,

Wo Phir B Lift Na Kraye To Uski AISI KI TESI.

Funny Poetry

Raaton ko uth kar,

Khayalon se ho kar,

Yadon me kho kar,

Tumhe kya khabar hy,

huM apne KHUDA se kya mangte hen?

Viraano me ja kar

Daman phela kar

Aansu baha kar

Tumhe kya khabar hy.

HuM apne KHUDA se kya mangte hen?

Tum to kaho ge,

SANAM mangte hen,

JANAM mangte hen,

tum to kaho ge,

Kisi DIL RUBA ki,

Kisi DIL NASHIN

ki wafa mangte hen,

Ye B ghalat hy

Wo B ghalat hy

huM apne KHUDA se Sirf

BIJLI ane ki Dua mangte han.

Hahahaha.....

Funny Poetry

Chemical Ghazal

Dil-e-organic tujhy hua kia hy?

Akhir nomenclature ki wja kia hy?

Hm hain carbon or wo hydrogen,

Ya Ilahi ye hybridization kia hy?

Me bhi Shell men Electrons rkhta hun

Kash pcho k meri Valency kia hy?

Hm ko un se hy Bond ki umeed,

Ghalib

Jo nhi jantay hmari Electronegativity kia hy. ??

Funny Poetry

Funny song

Wo hmsfr tha mgr us k ghar mai razai na thi

.

K soup,chai us ne kbi ,pilaai na thi

.

Sardiyn thin, flu tha, cough thi mgr,

.

beecharay k pas sb kch tha,1 dawai na thi

.

Us ki fredge ma juice tha piza tha methai thi mgr

.

Hm ko ghalti sy b us ny kabi khilai na thi..

Funny Poetry

"=_GAZAL_="

Mobile Hy Har Larke Ki Shan

Call Kar K Larkiyon Ko Krte Hain Preshan

MISS BEL Or SMS Kar K Kehte Hai Meri Jan

Tumhari Aawaz Sunny Ko Tarasty Hain Mery Kaan

12 Girlfriend Bana Kar Bante Hain Pehlwan

Apne Friendz Ko Har Raaz Bata Kar Karte Hain Heran

Kehte Hain Larkiyon Ko Ullu Banana Buhat Hy Aasaf

Hosh Kar Mery Jan Ankhen Khol K Pehchan

Mat Aa in Larkon K Chakkar Ma Ye Sab Hain Shetan

Ab Kisi Larke Ki Call Aaye To Usko Bolna G Bhai Jan...;-)

Funny Poetry

"Funny bewafai"

Aaj apni Mohabat ko naya morr diya usne,

Chat se Dhaka de k hath chorr diya usne! :O

Pehle hansta tha main ab bus muskurata hon,

Mar k Mukka agay ka daant tor diya usne! :x

Usne ishara kiya k Kuch kehna he tumse,

Kaan paas kiya to marorr diya usne!

Sardiyan aaeen to laya maalty us bewafa k liye,

Malta kha k chilka ankhon main nichorr diya usne!

Bewafai ki had hi kar di aaj us zalim ne

Milne ghar gaye to kutta chorr diya usne.:-*

Funny Poetry

GHAZAL

Meri mohabt ko apne dil me dhond lena,

Or han! Aatey ko achi tarha goond lena!

Mil jae agr pyar to khona nai,

Pyaz kat'ty wqt rona nai!

Mujse ruth jane ka bahana acha hy,

Thore dair aur pakao gosht abi kacha hy!

Kesi lagi ghazal bta dena,

Aa raha hon main thori cold drink manga lyna.

Funny Poetry

=Road POETRY=

Tera mera sadiyaan da vair ae...

"Tu lang ja saadi khair ae"

Me us k ghr gya to lga tha taala...

"Jalny waly ka moun kaala"

Band kro ye starplus k show...

"Horn do rasta lo"

Wo waj gya ik car se...

"Daikh zroor mgr pyar se"

Mahngai ne pora pakistan hilaya...

"Jiny maa noo staya unhe riksha e chalaya"

Kala peela rang na kr...

(',') "Pappu yar

/)(\ Tang

_/ /_ Na kr"

Funny Poetry

Sciency & mathematicly P0etry

Honto Pe Hai Lipstick Or Naina Kajal Se Lais,

Neutralization Takes Place When Acid React With Base.

Uski Zulfon Ne Najane Kitne Logo Ko Di Thais,

Tan Theeta Is Equal To Perpendicular Upon Base. :-)

Funny Poetry

Be khwab zindgi ka Paristar kon tha?

Itni udaas raat main Bedaar kon tha?

Kis ko ye fikr thi K mohabbat mein kiya howa?

Hum es py larr rahy thy wafadaar kon tha?

100 kashtiyan jala k Chaly sahilon sy hum!

Ab tm ko kya batayein K us paar kon tha?

Ye faisla tu Waqt b Shayed na kr sakay!

Such kon bolta tha,Adakaar kon tha?

Arsa guzar gya hy yehi sochte huwy...

Pepsi 65 ki karne wala Fankar kon tha???:P:D

Shukriya itny ghor sy parhne ka.,.

Funny Poetry

Doctor ki Shadi is tarah honi chahye

k Dr. ki shadi Hi nazar aay

Ubtan ki jaga polyfax or Mehndi ki jaga pyodin Solution istamal ki jae

Barat ambulance mein aye

Aur

Nikah Hospital mein Ho

Tasveeron ki jaga X-ray liya jae

Aur

kya khoob Ho agar khane main vitamin C or B ki tablets hon

Mehmano ko chae ya Cold Drinks ki jaga ORS Diya jai

Dulhay k gale mein haar ki jaga Stethoscope latkaya jai

or Maza to jab aye ke

Dr. nikah k bad bole

next plz. :-D:-P;