Teacher & Student

Shayr ka beta School Me..

Teacher:" what is Noun.. ??

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Student:" Arz karta hoon,

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Kutta bhi hota Hai apni gali mein king,

Wah wah..

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Kutta Bhi Hota hai Apni gali mein King..

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Noun is a Name Of any person,

place or thing..

Teacher & Student

Student: miss ap dodh piti hen.?

Miss: han r0z piti hun. Q?

Studnt: (herat se).. Ap ka mu pohanch kaisay jata hai.

Teacher & Student

Teacher: Complete the sentence..

"Early to bed and early to rise.."

student: The man has no interest in his wife"....;):D

Teacher & Student

Teacher nay bachon ko "Father" per essay likhne ko diya.

Aik bache nay essay main likha: Mere walid bare azeem admi hain, bare bare kam kar sakte hain, paharon per ja sakte hain, dariya par kar sakte hain lakin un ka ziada tar waqt kitchen main hi guzarta hai bartan dhote hue.

Teacher & Student

Madam: English mein Kamar ko Waist Kyon Kehte Hain?

Student: Kaam ki Cheez To Us k Upar aur Neeche Hoti Hy Beech Me Kamar to Waste hi hui na.

Teacher & Student

: - NURSERY k student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya..! .

TEACHER-Ye kya kiya hai

STUDENT-Mummy ne kaha tha k Pehle jo Aa Raha ho wohi karna..

Teacher & Student

Miss:Late Q aye ho?

Bacha:Me apni Cow ko Bail k ps Le kr Gya tha,

Miss:Ye kam to Tmhare Abu b kr skte thy,

Bacha: Nhi Miss,

Ye kaam sirf Bail hi kr Sakta hai.

Teacher & Student

Teacher:

Exam aur love letter ma kia difference h??

Studen:

LOVE:hazaron khayal jinhain hm lafzon ma ni likh paaty

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Exam:

Wo hazaron lafz jo hmaray khayal ma b ni atay likhny parrty hain...

Teacher & Student

Student Tip - You should have your Professor's contact information & office hours so that you can reach him in case of any problems or notify him if you have to miss a class.

Teacher & Student

Teacher: muhabat shadi se pehly honi chahya ya baad main ?

student: muhabat shadi se pehlay ho ya shaadi k baad Magr Uski khabar Bv ko nai honi chahiye :

Teacher & Student

A Professor Explained Marketng To MBA Students:

1.U See Gorgeous Girl In Party U Go To Her & Say I'm Rich Marry Me.

That's Direct Marketng,

2.U Attend Party & U'r Friend Goes To A Girl & Pointng At U Tells Her, He' Is Very Rich,Marry Him

Thats Advertisng,

3.U Are At Party & Girl Walks To U & Says U Rich, Can U Marry Me?

That's Brand Recognition,

4.U See Cute Girl At Party And U Go To Her & Say I'm Very Rich Marry Me & She Slaps U

Thats Customer Feedback,

5.U See A Girl At Party U Go To Her & Say I'm Very Rich Marry Me & She Introduces U To Her Husband.

That's Demand & Supply Gap!

Teacher & Student

Miss: Bacho, Ghori or Larki main kya farq hota hai?

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Pappu: miss, Ghori ko kbhi Larki nhi bana skte jb k

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LARKI ko hr waqt GHORI banaya ja skta hai;-)

Teacher & Student

1 jagerdar k bachy ksi sy prh nhi rhy thy bht sy mastr aye hr koi un bachon ki wja sy wapis chla gya,

1 din 1 mastr shaher sy aya or un ko prhany ka wada kia,

Parhai k wqt bachon sy bola k tm log bunty khelo,

Bachy bht khush hye

Khelny k bd mastr ny 1 bachy sy pocha k tmhry pas ktne bunty thy?

Us ny kaha 3, master bola k 2 tmhry bhai k pas chly gye tmhry pas ktne bachy?

Pechy sy us ka bhai bola,

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Oye,na dassi, master parha rya ay :-D :-D :-D

Teacher & Student

Height of good luck

Teacher: Hey! Stand up,

Tell me two pronouns

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Student: who? Me? :-(

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Teacher: very good, sit down. :-D :-P

Teacher & Student

Bacha: miss i love u ka kya matlab hy.

Teacher: me tm se pyar karti hon...

Bacha: miss me ne to matlab poocha tha ap to free hogain hai ...

Teacher & Student

Master G Sheedy se: koi Aashqi wala Sher sunao.

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Sheeda:

"Mota marda Moti ty,

Pukha marda Roti ty,

Master G di 2 kuriya,

Ty Sheeda Marda Choti ty..;-)

Teacher & Student

1 student ki life ka sub se funny pal kb hota hy?

Jb usko exam me kuch nhi aa rha ho or piche se teacher aake kahe

Paper chupa lo peeche wala dekh rha hy

Teacher & Student

Teacher:

Ager Tumhari Shadi Jurwan Behno mein say kisi aik k sath ho jaye to Tum Apni B.V ko kaisay pehchano ge.?

Talented Student:

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Main Q Pehchanu.???

Teacher & Student

A charming personality, having attitude

Is an Army officer...!

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Lots of attitude and cuteness on face

Is a doctor...!

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Sharp brain and lots of monEy

Is a chartered accountant...!

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No money,

No cuteness,

No personality

No charm

And

still attitude

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Is a TEACHER!::(:P

Teacher & Student

Aik larky ko trafic ki khalaf warzi karny par polic ne parkar lia,

larka,sir student hu plz jany do,

police,tu bagheir laisense k bike chalata hai?

Student,nahe,

polic,larkiun ko cherta hai?

Student,nahe,

police,cafe jata hai?

Student,nahe,

police,club jata hai?

Student,nahe,

police,logoo ko darata hai?

Student,nahe,

police,

te fir too student keri gal da ey...........

Pao enoo lamiyoo oye