Kanjoos

Dr: Which oil do u use?

Sheikh: sufi ka Oil

Dr: Which soap do u use?

Sheikh:sufi ka soap

DR: paste ?

Sheikh: sufi ka paste,

DR: shampooo?

Sheikh: sufi ka shampoo

Dr: Is sufi an international company?

Sheikh: No.. sufi is my room mate...!!

Kanjoos

80 aur 1 akasi hoty hain

Wah wah

.

80 aur 1 akasi hoty hainnn..

.

.

Msg na krny waly marasi hoty hain

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Kanjoos

AaP Sy t0 Achy

.

.

.

.

.

WARiD

Z0NG

JaZZ

Uf0N

TELEN0R

Waly Hain w0 Bhi Din me 3 sy 4 sms kar Dete Hain..

Kanjoos

Bebas kar deta hy mujhe

packag-e-sms

warna!

Jitny Tm Log kanjoos ho dil karta hy khali msg bhi na karun.

(',')/"

/) feel karo, bezti ho rhi hy :

Kanjoos

Khuda kary kisi ko muhabbat mai judai na mily,

.

.

.

.

.

.wah wah

.

.

.

Aur jo mujhy msg na kary usy sardi mai razai na mily.!!

Kanjoos

Kia...........
Hua.............
Dosto..................












Rehman Malik ne SMS krny pe bhi pabandi laga di kia?

Kanjoosi

Lagta Hy Dushmano Ko Hi Apna Number Dena Prega,

Faraaaaaz

Dost To Ab Msg Hi Nhi Krte

('.')/ Uffff

/ ¡ ¡ Dil k Armaan

_/ /_ Ansuon mai Beh gaye

Hum pkg kr k b Tanha reh gaye..

Kanjoosi

"Toba Toba"

Aata

.

Ghee

.

Shakkar

.

Chawal

.

Bijli

.

oil

.

CNG

K baad ab

PAKISTAN me SMS ka BOHRAAN

Log SMS b nai kerty!

itni ghurbat...

Kanjoos

Ab Faraz Urdu English And Arabic Mix Shair Arz Karty Hai.

Haaza Ya Fraza Aalu Mater Pyaza Ya Rafiqa Ya Atiqa Koi Sms Na Kita Wat Is Dis Tariqa.

Kanjoos

Neem ke 4 patte lo 2 ko pani main ubal lo or 2 ki chatni bana k pani k sath kha lo

"Insha Allah"

Kanjoosi k sare jerasim mar jaen ge, oR Msg krne ko dil kry ga

Kanjoos

Shukriya

Karta

Nahi

Sms

Bhi

Kar

Bhol

Ko

Kisi

Jo

Hon

Insan

Kanjus

Bara

Se

Sub

Ka

Dunya

Mein

K

Hon

Karta

Iqrar

Halfia

Main

Ab niche se upar ki taraf parho

Kanjoos

Chålå jå S.M.S tu båñ ke guläb,

Högi såchi dösti to ååe gä jåwab,

Agr ñå ääyä jåwåb tö mät hòñä uda$,

Sämjh lenä ke "Balance" ñåhi häi "Ghareeb" k päss..

Kanjoos

Sms krne k 4 faide:

1=Rishte kamzor ni hoty

2=Sb contact may rhte hin

3=Apno se dil ki bat keh skte hin

4=Kon kon kanjus ha,pata chl jata he ....,.!

kanjoos

Ap k "Chehre" pe Noor ki "Smile" hy

Ap k pas "Mehanga" Mobile hy

Aap k "Inbox" mein sMs ki "Lambi File" hy

Par "sMs" nhi krte kia "Faqeero" wala Style hy

Kanjoos

Aatey hein ap k sms bohat thorey,

Wah Wah.

Aatey hein ap k sms bohat thorey,

Kahein Ramzan mein baich tu nahi rhe ho tum pakory.

Kanjoos

FARAZ ye dekho kya ho gya hy

Har DOST ab Hmara Kanjos ho gya hy

.

Koi nhi pochta ab Haal_e_DIL MOHSIN

Lagta hy un sab ka Zmeer so gya hy

.

Pehly to Miss CaLL ya sms kr dia krte thy GHALIB

Ab Lagta hy Mera Numbar un se Delete ho gya hy

.

Is sMs ko Parh k agr Aaye msg IQBAL

to Samjhna k is Nazm ka un pr Asar ho gya hy

.

Aur agr na Aaye koi reply to samjh lena WASI

DOST ab Tumhara BE_WAFA ho gya ha.

Kanjoos

Tumhari Knjusi Dil ko Bha Gai

Humy B Apne Balance ki Qadr Agai

Socha ab Tmko Msg Na Karengy

Phr Tumari Roti Shakal Yad Agai

;-(

/(@,@)\

':' ':'

Chup ho jao krti hon msg.

chup ho ja mera shona'

may kr rhi hun'na..

Kanjoos

Aij kal bary busy ho gye yar koi lift nae koi sms nae

Kia bat hai

Kahi

.

.

.

.

Pogo walay tua otha ke nae lay gaye

Kanjoos

Kya aap k mobile ko Qabz ki shikayat hy?

Jo sms nahi nikal rahy.

1 Tablet "Easy Load" ki khila do.

Qabz Toot Jaye ga.

Or sms khul k aany shuru ho jayen gey.

Kanjoos

Sms karna tere bas ki baat Nahi

AY DOST

Garmyaan aa gai hain

Qulfyan waichyaa kar

"/('-') kulfi

) (/ khoy wali..