Pathan

Police officer pathan se:

Tum humko janta nahi hy hum yahan ka D.S.P hai.

Pathan:

Tum DSP hy to hum M.P.W hy

Police:

Ye M.P.W kia hy

Pathan:

MONG PHALI WALA

Pathan

Jis shakhs ka gala kharab ho

ya

seeny me balgham ho

or balgham nikal na rahe ho

to

Din me 3 dafa

100,100 Baar dheemi Aawaz me ye bolen,

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"KHYBER PAKHTOON KHWAH"

Pathan

Larki: Mere Pichay Ghume Ga To Patthar Phenk Ke Maarungi.

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Pathan Boy:

Tu Sirf Patthar Uthane Ke Liye Jhuk To Sahi .

Pathan

1 Pathan Se kisi Ne Pucha:

Aqal Bari Ya Bheins,,?

Pathan thori Dair Sochnay k Baad:

Hum ko Pagal Mat Samjho

Pehlay 2no ka

Date Of Birth Batao..

Pathan

DoctOr: Aap k Father Ki Body me se

White Cell Khatam hogaey Hain.

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Pathan Bahir Gaya Or thori Dair Baad Aa k bola..

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Doctor Saab White to Nahi miley

Ye 'T0SHiBA' k

RED waaley miley hain

Yehi daal Do..

.

(',')/// abey 0ooo

ye Tera BAAP hai,,:-D

Koi CHiNA ka RADi0 Nahi..;-)

Pathan

1 Pathan JahaZ me jhagra kr ra tha k peechy bethun ga,

sub samjha samjha k thak gae k aapki seet aagy hy.

1 Aadmi utha or pathan k kaan me kuch kaha to pathan bhag k agli seat py beth gaya.

Log boly aap ne kia kaha tha.

Admi bola mene bus itna kaha tha k aagy waly jaldi ponhchen gy.. :-P :-P :-P

Pathan

Teacher: Wo Kaun hai jo Aasman mein urhti hai pr bachy zameen pe deti hai?

Pathan kuch dair Sochnay k baad ? ?

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Air-Hostess..

0h Teri Khair...):-D

pathana

Pathan

Tareekh Kahti Hai K Jab "Ibn-e-Batuta" Apni Sayyahat K Safar Me Pishawar Pohancha To Wahan K Logon Ne Us Ka Shandaar Istaqbaal Kiya

Aur Ussy Shahar K Markazi Darwazy Ki Chabhi Di Gai

Jesy Hi Woh Darwaza Kholny K Liye Jhuka.....

Is Per Tareekh Khamosh Hai...!!

Pathan

Pathan Math k paper mein uth kr nachnay lag gya.

Examiner. Pathan sahb ye kia kr rahay ho.

Pathan: Teacher na kaha tha har step k number hotay hai. :-P:-)

Pathan

Gul Khan 1 bottle le K chemist shop pe gaya & Us men se 1 chmach chemist ko pila K pocha:

"Meetha hai kiya?"

Chemist:

"Nai...

Q kiya hai ye?"

Gul Khan:

"bas yehi pochna tha.

Doctor ne kaha tha K chemist K pas ja K pata karo k URINE men sugar hai K nai?

Pathan

Pathan Ne Amrud Liye to Usme Keera Nikla

Pthn:Is me to Keera he

Amrud wala:Ye Kismat ki Bat he Kya Pta Agli Bar Motorcycle Nikal aye

pthan:2 Kilo aur de do:)

Pathan

Pathan apne dost se: O yara zra machis do

Dost ne lighter de dia

Pathan ne zor se chamat mara or bola

Lighter se koi kan khujata hai kia.

Pathan

Pathan: Mujhe to Ankhain band karny Par bhi Dikhai deta hy.

Dost:Heran ho kar Kya dikhai daita hy

Pathan: Andhera.!

Pathan

'Grlfrnd_Hm boht bdnam ho chuke hen,

'Ab hme shadi kr leni chaiye,

'Pathan_Lekn itni bdnami k

Bad,

'hm dono se shadi kon krega,,

Pathan

GUL KHAN KI

MAA:

Beta Tujhe

Yahan Se Lahore

jaane Main 3

Din Lage Or

Wapis Aane Main

12 Din Lag Gaye

Woh Bhi Nayi

Car Se. . . ?

GUL KHAN:

MAA! Ye Car

Banane Wala Bhi

Pagal ka Bacha

Hai...

Jaane k Liye 5

Gear Bana Diye

Or Aane k Liye

Sirf 1 (Reverse)

Gear ..!..:$

Pathan

1 Pathan 1 waqt me 80 Rotiyan khata tha

Usko Circus walon ne dekha or rkh lya

Pehla show shru hua,usne 80 Rotiyan kha lin

Agla show 1 Ghante baad shru hua or us ne phir 80 rotyan kha lin

Log boht heran the or 3rd show k lye or zyada rash ho gya

1 Ghante bad jab 3rd show shuru hona tha to woh ghayab ho gaya

Usko dhundte hue jab us k ghar pohunche to woh betha roti kha raha tha

Jb us se waja puchi to woh bola

Hum show hi karta rahega to khana kab khayega?

Pathan

Pathan Ke Pechy Churail Lag Gai...

Pathan Gabhra Kar Bhaga...

Churail Bhi Us Ke Pechy Bhagi...

Pathan Bhagty Hue Duaain Yaad Karne Laga...

Dar Ki Waja Se Jab Koi Dua Yaad Na i To Wo Oonchi Aawaz Mein Bola....

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"Lab Pe Aati Hai Dua Ban Ke Tamnna Meri

Zindgi aj khatam gul khan teri;-

Pathan

hospital mein 1 larrki ro rahi thi,

pathan:roti kiyun ho?

larrki:khoon test karwana hai ungli kaatni parre gi,

pathan bhi rone laga,

larrki:kya howa?

pathan:ham ko to peshaab test karwana hai.

Pathan

Pathan road par khra pashab kar raha tha

Angraiz ne pocha yahan police nai pakarti

Pathan

nai lala yahan khud he pakar k karna parta ha.

Pathan

CHEMISTRY at Its Peak :D

Teacher : What happens when CarbOn MOnOxide reacts with 2 MOlecules Of IrOn ??

Pathan : COFFEE !!

Teacher : HOw ?? :O

Pathan : CO + 2Fe = Coffee !! ;)

Teacher shock.,

Pathan rocks..;)

.*.Happy Coffee Season.*