Husband & Wife

A Recent Survey Has Found That Every 3rd Woman
In This World Is...
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As Stupid As Other Two..

Husband & Wife

Husband:
Tmhri Roz Roz Ki Farmaisho Se Tang Aa K Khudkushi Krne ja Rha Hoo..?
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Wife:
2/3 Lawn K Suit Banwa Do
iddat Mai Kya PehnoGi:):D:p

Husband & Wife

Husband: Begum mood hy kya?

Wife: Han han q nhi, itne dino k baad to poochte ho!

Husband: Theek hy, aao meri kamar dabao?

Wife: Ja khassi bakre :-)

Husband & Wife

Husbnd; Gaana Gaa Raha Tha

Me Duniya Hila Donga Teri Chahat Me

BV; Rehne Do Raat Ko Bed To Hila Ni Pate Duniya Kya Khak Hilaogy

Husband & Wife

Men & Women Have Argued That What Is More Painful:

Being Kicked At The Testis

Or

Deliver A Baby.

After 1st Child Woman Usually Say:

Let's Have A Baby Again.

But

You Will Never Find A Man On Earth Ever Saying:O.K, Kick My Balls Again!

Husband & Wife

The Woman Who Invented The Sentence,

"Saaray Mard Aik Jaisay Hotay Hain."

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Actually Lost Her Chinese Husband In A Crowd In China..

Huxband & Wife

A couple had a fight one night

Going to bed Husband says:

Good night mother of my 3 kids.

Wife Replied: Good night father of none.

Husband & Wife

After 15 years of marriage a wife asked her husband to describe her..

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He looked at her slowly and then said: "A-B-C-D-E-F-

G-H-I-J-K"

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"What does that mean ??"

she asked..

"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant,

Fashionable, Gorgeous, and Hot"

he replied..

She smiled happily and then asked,

"What about I-J-K ??

" He replied, "I'm Just Kidding!" :p :D

Hahahaha :p

Men will be men... ;-))

Husband & Wife

Bv Doctor se:

Mere shohar

ka rozana sotay me Truck kalti ho jata hai

Main unhen kiya doon?

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Doctor:

Aap unhen jaagtay mein Truck chalane ka

moqa den :D

Husband & Wife

Arz hai.

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Jis hospital ke hum doctor hain,

Biwi waha ki nurse hai,

Kyaa ajeeb zulam sehna parta hai,

Biwi ko sister kehna parta hai.

Husband & Wife

"A woman has 2 weapons X_X

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Tears and Make~Up =

Husband & Wife

Kuch dino sy bri mushkil mn hn main

Aik Baat Puchni thi..

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1973 K Aein Ke Mutabik

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Agar Biwi Naraz Ho ya Mekay Gai hui Ho..

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To Kya..

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Nigran Biwi Rakhi Ja Sakti Hai?

Husband & Wife

Larki ek Baba Jee se: Baba jee mere liye dua Karen ke meri shadi kisi samajdar admi se hojaye.

Baba: Ghar chali ja baiti, Samajdar admi kabhi shadi nahi karta.

Husband & Wife

Wife : Paros-wali har saal apne husband ke sath 10 din bahar ghumne jaati hai

Aap kabhi leke

gaye..?

Husband : Maine to

4-5 baar poocha par wo nahi maani..!=)

Husband & Wife

2 Dost shadi k kafi saal baad miley...

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1st Dost:

Kaisi hay teri bv.?

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2nd Dost:

Jannat ki hoor hay..

Aur teri..?

1st Dost:

Meri to abhi zinda hay yaar...!

Husband & Wife

Husbnd wife ki larai ho rhi thi Unka chota bacha b waha betha tha

Hsbnd=tu kutti

Wife=tu kutta

Bacha masumiat se bola

Or main tomi......!

Husband & Wife

BV apnay shohr ko dranay k liye Kala Libas Pehan kr khari ho gai

Shohar dartay howay

Kon ho tum?

BV:

churail

Shohar:

Hath mila me teri behn ka sh0h0r hn.

Husband & Wife

Wife Calls Husband..

Wife:

Kiya Kar Rahay Ho

Husband:

Office Main Hoon Bohat Busy Hoon or Tum Kiya Kar Rahee Ho..?

Wife:

KFC Main Tumharay Peechay Bachon Kay Sath Bethi Hoon, aur Bachay Pooch Rahay Hain Kay Papa Kay Sath Konsi Phupho Bethi Hain..?

Husband & Wife

Jis NaGar ßhi Jaao Qissay Hen,

kambakht

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"ßiwi K..!!

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.Koi La k Ro Raha Hai.

Koi Laaney k Liye Ro raha Hai.

Husband & Wife

B.V: ye Afrat-e-Zar kya hota hay?

Shohar: jab Pesay ki Qeemat kam ho jaye lekin Pesa zyada ho

Bv: kuch samajh nahi aya?

Shohar: arey yaar, Pehley tum 36-24-38 thein to tumhari Value zyada thi,

Ab tum 46-44-60 ho,

tumhary paas sb kuch pehly sey zyada hay magar tumhari Value kam hy,

yahi Afrat-e-Zar hay.