Sardar

Sardar: jey Operation vich Meri Mout Ho gae Te Opration Krn Wale Doctr nal Shadi Kr Lein

BV: inj Q Kh Rahe o g?

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Sardar:Tey hor Doctor nu Maaf Kr Dewan?

Sardar

Sardar:Aj main apni class di sab tu sohni kuri phasai ae.

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Friend:O kiwein?

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Sardar: class Lagi c.. Main kaghaz da jahaz bana k uda dita

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O teacher de nak te ja wajeya,

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Oney Ghusey wich pucheya k ae kinnay keeta?

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Main os kuri da naa La dita

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Phas gayi vichaari;-)

changi kut pai.

Sardar

Ek African apne bacche ke sath bus mein

charha.

Conductor-"itna badsoorat bacchaa aj tak

nahi dekha"

African ko bahut gussa aa gaya..

Sardar - kya hua..??

African - conductor ne meri insult ki... :O

Sardar- Jao maro saale ko... Apna Bandar

mujhe pakra do.

Sardar

Sardar ka Beta : papa tussi "papa" kese bane...?

Sardar: bas puttar...!

"pa" "pa" k...!

ab lagao pogo

Sardar

Faqir :

BaBa kuch de do bohot bhoka hun

Sardar :

100 dikhate hove bola 50 rupay hain tere pas

Faqir khush ho kr

G hain

Sardar:

Te MaMa pehly o te khrach le.

Sardar

Teacher:

parveen shakir k is misre ki tashreeh karo

"Wo jahan b gya lota to mere pas aya"

Sardar:

"Jitthay Di Khoti,

Otthay Aan Khaloti.

Sardar

Sardar : Bachpan vich maa di gal suni hondi te ajj a din na vekhna painda

Wakeel : Kya kehti thi maa?

Sardar : Anni dya Jadon gal e ni suni te fir dasaan ki?

Sardar

Sardar went to Microsoft office for interview

Interviewer: Tell me any 4 versions of java?

Sardar:

Mar java, Mit java, Lut java, Main sadkay java...

Sardar

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.

Friend : Acha wo kaise?

Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub

mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

Sardar

35 saal ki Aurat balcony se niche kachray k dibbay mei ja giri.

Sardar Dekh k bola:

Shohar kafi Shoqeen mizaj lagta hy,warna ye Abhi 4,5 Saal or Chal Sakti Thi.

Sardar

Srdar Khoti ko kiss kr rha tha.

BV dekh kar heran reh gai.

'WE tenu sharam ni aandi KANJRAA'

Srdar: Hun assi tere chakar vich purani yari te ni chad sakdy¿

Sardar

Conducter: Peechy ticket lay liya hai sub ne?

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Sardar: Nahi je, abhi tak to hath mein hee hai..

Sardar

Teacher sardar sy Koi aisa jumla bnao jis me "magar" 2 dafa istamaal hua ho

Sardar : "wo mery aagy chal rhi thi aur mai us k magar magar."

Sardar

Faqeer: Ary Baba kuch de do, boht bhooka hoon.

Sardar(100 Rs. dikatay huay): 50 Rs. hain teray pas?

Fakeer(Khush ho kr): G hain

Sardar:Te Kanjra ja Roti kha.

Sardar

Sardar apni behan pinki k ghar gaya or bell di ander sy..

Pinki boli : kon

Sardar: Main

Pinki: Main kon

Sardar: Tu pinki or kon, pagali.

Sardar

Sardar ko 1Garment shop me job mili

1 larki aayi or boli

Sardar Gee undarwear dekhana

Sardar ne sharmatay huway pant neechay ki or bola

"Ajj Nai Paya"

Sardar

Sardar: I really like you.

Girl: Meri chappal ka size pata hy na . . ?

Sardar: Lo kar lo gal, friendship hoi nahi

Farmaishan shuru...!

Sardar

1 Sardar ne FootPath ko rang karne ka theka lia...

1st day os ne 3 K.M rang kia..

2 din 2 K.M..

3 din 1 K.M..

Ik admi ne pocha..

Kya bat hay Sardar Jee

1st day 3 K.M

2nd din 2 K.M

3rd din 1 K.M Rang kia hay,

Is ki waja?

To Sardar Jee bole:

PAA Jee

Rang da daba v te wekho kinna door peya aey..?

Sardar

In an english paper, a Sardar made sentences of given WORDS as follows..

1: "WHAT"

Tania ko Ali k sath daikh ker Amir k mathay par "WHAT" par gaey.

2: "ILL"

Bachay k hath main gosht ka lafafa daikh ker "ILL" bachay ki janib jhapti.

3: "KILL"

Arif ne deewaar main "KILL" thoak k tasveer taang di.

4: "MY"

Hum ne ghar k kaamo'n k liye aik "MY" rakhi hoi hai.

5: "DIG"

Paon phisal janay ki wajah se Aslam neher main "DIG" gya.

Sardar

Srdar PCO m Gaya Mobile Nikali Cal Ki 0r bahar a Gaya.

PCO wala:Agr Cal Mobile se Krni thi to yahan Q aye?

Srdar: dost n Kaha tha ke PCO se paisy km lagengy.