Showing posts with label Politician Sms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Politician Sms. Show all posts

Thursday, May 23, 2013

Politician

Tabdeeli k liye Vote diya, saala











vote he Tabdeel ho gaya...!

Politician

Kehte hein Jesi awam wese hukumran. . .
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To kya hum sub ganjay hain? :o :o

Sunday, May 19, 2013

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1st:Ye kya ha....????
2nd:Haaaaaallllzzzzz.....
1st:Ye kya karta ha?????
2nd:Gala thanda karta ha...
1st:Kitna thanda karta ha????
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2nd:Jitna PML N ne Pti ko kiya ha.

Politician

P.T.I. ka pegham;
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hum pakistani qoum sy mazrat chahte hyn k hum nya pakastan nhi bana ske,
Iski Main wja
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Hmara mistri chhat se gir gya tha...!

Politician

Nawaz Sharif jee zara halaf jaldi
lay lain?
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Qoum
confused hai ke load shedding
pe galiyan kis ko dain

Friday, May 17, 2013

Politician

Roti
Kapra or
makan
Awam Se cheen Lene k Baad
Election-2013
Me PPP Ka Naya Naara
(',')/ chaddi
/)( chappal
_?/_ or Banyan

Politician

Ab samajh aya k Jamaima ne Imran ko Q chhora
Q k woh..
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Charhtey huey gir jatey hain :-)

Politician

Hum Ab Bilkul Free
Hain
Aap Ko Agr
Gandum Katwana
Ho, , ,
Ya moonji lagwani ho
To Hum Se
Raabta Kren,
Ch shujat ,
Asfand Yar Wali,
Ghulam Balor,
Raja Riaz,
Raja Pervez Ashraf,
Yousf Raza Gailani,
Qmr zman kaira,
Ahmed Mukhtar &Fardous Ashiq Awan.
...Sirf Lassi de dena dopehar ko .
Roti shoti asi shahbaz sharif dy sasty tandor to kha lan gy.

Politician

Imran khan ka yoth sy khitab
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jb vot e ni tha tmhara. Tou jalsy main amb lainy aty thy ????
:D :P

Politician

History of KPK
1993: PPP
1997: PML N
2002: MMA
2008: ANP
2013: PTI
Moral: Pathans don't give second chance to failed one

Politician

Dhandli to Punjab me B hoe hai
waha koe nae pochta!
Aur Hum karaen to
Salaa
character Dheela hai!
Altaf Bhai Interview daity howe :-D :-D

Politician

IMRAN KHAN Ka Karachi Se Shikwaaa:
Jab Vote Nai De Sktey To Jalsay Mein Q Atay Hooo :-(
Karachi Walay:
Bachiyan Tarnaay khan sahab.. :-P

Politician

Har sobay mai governor hota
hain . . .
leken . . . .
Lekin KPK main
governor hoti hai
hahahaha

Politician

"Asif Zardari ka awam k naam aakhri sms
''agr aap nya Pakistan bna rhe hn to main purana beich du??
Plzz reply.."
Apka khadim:
Asif Zardari..

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Politician

PTI ko Pakistan k sab se ziyada (ba-sha-oor) Logon ne vote cast kiye...
Aur wo ba-sha-oor log hain Mianwali k laalay aur KPK k pathan.
Hahahaha...

Politician

Is waqt tamam politicians ka wohi haal hai.
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Jo result sy aik raat pehly students ka hota hai=

Politician

Tooot gaya balla
mur gaya teer .
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. Mubarak ho apko
Shareef wazeer:)

Monday, May 13, 2013

Politician

The word 'politics' is derived from
the word 'poly', meaning 'many',
and the word 'ticks',
meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.

Politician

Bilawal ki Speech maii changing ,,
Bilawal: jaan chaiey, jaan dain ge,
Khoon chaiey khoon dain ge,,
Sir chaiey, sir dain ge,,
"KUTTA" chaiey "ABBA" dain ge ..:

Politician

ppp or noon ko Aik Aur Kamar Torr JHATKA.
abbotabad ki Most Famous Hasti
"Respectd
"PRinCE UMar"
Pti Me Shamoliat Ka Elan Kar Dia..
Pti Me Jashan ka Samma
Imran khan Sun kar gir paray....:-):-)