Kiss Sms

 Ijazat Agar Ho To Behak Jaun, Tery Honton Ko Choom Kr..!

Suna Hai Sharab Aur Laab e Yaar Mein, Koi Fark Nhi Hota....!!!

Kiss Sms

People say that smoking is not good but it is the way to keep loving

cos

S=send

M=me

O=one

K=kiss

E=everyday

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~Na-Jayez Hai Wo Cheez Jo Nashey Mein Mubtala kary,

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Ye Sun'ty Hi Hosh Urr gay...

Lo Hont b Uss k Haraam Hain...?

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Larkion k lips per KISS karne ki waja..?

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ye wo wahid rasta ha jis se wo thori dair k lia khamosh ho jati hain.

Proffesor Imran Hashmi

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Nikal raha tha subah tak mere honton se lahoo

Raat is qadar chooma tha teri tasveer ko main ne.....

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what is a kiss?

give me one 2

make me understand...

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LipsticK lgana Larkiy0n ki Beauty he

Wah Wah

LipsticK lgana Larkiy0n ki Beauty he

Usy Taste krna Larkon ki duty he.

Hakeem Imran hashime chumi waly.;

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Q: Wht wud be the most romantic horrible scene?

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Ans: A guy is enjoying french kiss with her girlfriend

n suddenly she vomits! :-D :-D

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Pyaar vyaar to ek Bahanna hai,

Ankhein milen na milen lips ko milaana hai.

Yehi style hai sab Aashiqon ka, kya karein yar.....

Raj, kapoor ka nahi, Emraan Hashmi ka Zamana hai.

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Two snakes sitting in the jungle,

female snakes tried to kiss the male snake ,

Suddenly male snake turned and started singing ,

Zehar hai ya pyar hai tera chumma;.......

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Girl:

doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.

Doctor:

KISS kitni bar karti ho?

Girl:

saal mein 1, 2 bar.

Doctor:

infection nahi ''Zang'' lag gaya hai...!

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Best Reply Ever By a Girl

When She Is Asked For a Kiss By Her Boyfriend

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Karlo :p

Just do it :p

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Boy:

I Wanna Kiss U.

Girl:

Agr Pregnant Hogayi Tou?

Boy:

Kiss Se Pregnant?

Girl:

Actually Main 1 Bar Shuru Hogayi Tou Apne Aap Ki Bhi Nhi Sunti! ;-) :-P

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Mein Us k Honton Ko Choom Kar Sadiyon Ki Pyas Bhujana Chahta Tha .....!!

"Naseer"

Magar Jab Chooma To Shayad Wo B Sadiyon Se Pyasi ti..

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The Full Form of Chocolate Brands:

KITKAT:

Kiss in Time, Kiss at Time.

PERK:

Perfect Emotional Romantic Kiss.

MUNCH:

Meet Urgently Now for a Charming Hug.

DAIRY-MILK:

Darling Always I Remember You;

Meet Imediate for Long Kiss

(so think before giving chocolates to any one.

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"... See there's this place in me where your fingerprints still rest,

your kisses still linger,

and

your whispers softly echo.

It's the place where a part of you will forever be a part of me."

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Dulha ne dulhan

ki sari rat sirf

kissing ki or kuch ni kiya,

Subah dulha ka bap bola

Naha Lo beta?

Dulhan jal kr boli

Is

kanjar

Nu

Sirf

Ghararay

Karwao.

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Jb ksi larky k hont ksi larki k hont sy touch hoty ha to

50 Kisam k Bacteria mar jate hain or dangi b esi my shamil ha.

Is liye apne Lover ko pakro & Start Kissing & Be Healthy

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Dr. Imran Hashmi (P.H.D Chummiology)

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Girl: Iss dress ki kia price hai?

shop keeper: Sirf 5 kiss.....

Girl: Aur us dress ki?

shop keeper: 10 kiss

Girl: Dono pack kardo bill meri DADI den gi.

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Thought of d day !

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People who give flying' kisses are...

Hoplessly Lazy:p