Boy & Girl

gιrl = ι'м jealoυѕ.
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wнen oтнerѕ gιrlѕ r looĸιng aт
υ :|
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...вoy: don'т вe jealoυѕ, вaвy..
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gιrl: wнy?
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вoy: 'caυѕe yoυ нave ѕoмeтнιng тнaт тнey don'т.
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gιrl: wнaт?
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вoy: мy нearт [ <3 ]

Boy & Girl

cυтeѕт propoѕal . . .
вoy: ι нave a вιg qυeѕтιon and ι
aм нopιng yoυ can gιve мe тнe
anѕwer...!!
gιrl: wнaт ιѕ ιт?
вoy: yoυ ѕee мoѕт parт oғ oυr
вody нaѕ a paιr rιgнт?
wιтнoυт eacн one oυr вody ιѕ
υnвalanced!!
eх: нandѕ . eyeѕ . earѕ . legѕ .
lυng .ĸιdney... eтc!!
gιrl: ѕo.... wнaтѕ тнe qυeѕтιon?
вoy: тнe qυeѕтιon ιѕ.. can ι нave
yoυr нearт тo paιr wιтн мy нearт??
вecaυѕe wιтнoυт yoυ мy lιғe ιѕ
υnвalanced!!! ♥♥

Boy & Girl

Dedicated To All Loveable Boyz.....

No matter how much he is muscular &
stronger in strength...
But by heart he is very weak.....
He can fight with the world for U, But he
cries
When he see a single tear in your eye...
He is hard, He is rough, He is cruel,
But there is a child in him who never wanted
to grow...
He can be awake hundreds of sleepless nights
for u,
but when he get tired, he need your lap to
sleep...
Love Your Man, Though U love him little,
he will give a bouquet of love in return.

Boy & Girl

Ladka bola ……. Dilruba
Ladki boli ……. Pizza khila
Ladka bola ……. Paise nahi
Ladki boli ……. Aise nahi
Ladka bola ……. Mahngai hai
Ladki boli ……. Aaj se tu mera bhai hai.

Boy & Girl

Most romantic line:
A boy told his girlfriend- Your eyes are just too
beautiful!

D girl replied- yes,they r beautiful,only bcoz u stAy in
dem

Boy & Girl

Management Lesson:

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BV Ko 100% Salary Dene Sy

10% Sukoon Milta Hy

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Jab K

Girlfriend Ko Salary Ka 10% Dene Sy 100% Sukoon Milta Hy

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Paisa Apka

Fesla Apka ;-)

Boy & Girl

Boy:

Tumhara Naam apny haath pe likhu

Ya

Dil pe..?

Girl: Idhr udhar Q likhty ho..

Agr sacha Piyar karty ho to apni property k Papers pe likh do na.. :p

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. ('_')/ Oye teri tu

/ \ Yaar

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Larkiyan kitni chalak ho gai hain star*plus dekh dekh k.. :p:D

Boy & Girl

A SAD Love Story:

There Were Two Lovers Who Decided To End Their Relationship.

After Many Years When The Boy Got Married,

His Ex G.F Approached Him 'n Said:

"How Dare You Use My Favorite Color As The Theme Of Your Wedding ..!

How Dare You Use My Favorite Flowers As Youe Decoration!

How Dare You Set The Date I Proposed You As Your Wedding Day

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How Dare You Use Our Song For The Ceremony ??

The Boy Cried

'n Said

"Because This Is The Only Way

I Could Pretend To My Heart That I'm Getting Married To YOU..!";-(

Boy & Girl

Ek larki police station gai aur officer se boli:

Ek admi ne mera rape kar diya hy

Officer: Jab wo tmhary sath rape kr raha tha tu tum ne ussy roka kyun nahi?

Larki: Kesy rokti,

main ne apne hathon me mehndi lagai hui thi

Officer kuch der sochne k baad:

Agli baar mehandi kab lagao gi..?

Boys & Girls

Kya time aa gaya hai..

Boys ke liye film bani to

" Ek Tha Tiger" :=)

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Girls ka number aaya to

"Ek thi daayan" =)) X_X =)) =)) :p

Boy & Girl

Larki ko line or kutti ko pathar soch samajh ke maro

peeche bhi padh sakty hain

Aapka Shubh Chintak:p=)) =))

Boys & Girls

Teacher: Bijli ki tar aur larki mein kia farq hy..?

STUDENT:

Sir, kuch bhi nahi bas dono 'Nangi' hon to jaan nikal deti hain..

Boy & Girl

Lahor ki Larkian

Lassi banati hai

Multan ki

Halwa bnati he

Faislabad ki

Kachori bnati he.

Dost mano ya na mano

Karachi ki Larkian

Sirf

"Lark0n k0 " Pakti hyn. :-D@_@:-E

Boys & Girls

Koi Esi Larki Jis Ka Boyfriend Uss Say Kuch Dair K Liye Rooth Gya Ho To.

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Wo Mujhay Nigran Boyfriend Bana Sakti Hay. :

Boy & Girl

Girl: Dad wo samne walon ka larka mujhe boht tang krta hai.

Dad: Main abi police ko call krta hu.

Girl: O no dad main usey iss se b sakht aur mustakil saza dena chahti hun.

Dad: matlab?

Girl: sharmatey hovey, dad ap meri us se shadi kr den.

Dad: wah beti intiqam lene main bilkul apni maa pe gai ho........

Boy & Girl

Grl:Jn yh prsnl or secret m kya dfrnce h?

Boy:Tm mri grl friend ho yeh personal h,

aur tumhari behan bhi meri girl friend hai yeh secret hai.

Girl: Kyaaaaaa?

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Girl..

Cigret chor do,

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Boy..

Chor dya,

Girl..

Sharab b chor do,

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Boy..

Chor dya ,

Girl..

5 WQT namaz paro,

Boy.

Ok aaj se 5wkt namaz,

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( After few days)

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Girl, Ab mj se shadi kro,

Boy. Nhe ho skta,

Gir. Q?

Boy,

Itna sudhar gyA hun k tm se achi mil gai hy,:D:p

Moral=

Phle shadi kro phr sudharo.

Boy & Girl

Larka dost se:

Maine apni grlfrnd ko birthday per apni behn ki new diamond ring chori kr k day di

Dost Thapar mar kr:

Kamine itni mehngi kharidi thi maine :-)

Boy & Girl

A boy with his father went to Doctor with infection on His face

After Checkup

Doctor said:Girlfrnd ko bolo Lipstick ka Brand badle

Tumhe MEDORA se Allergy ha:D

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Girl to boy: kia tm mri zindage me chand ban,na chaho gy,

Boy: Yes!

Girl: To phr chand jitna dor ha mujse otna dor dafa ho jao:)

Supr bezzti:p