Santa Banta

Santa Sharab Pikar

Sadhu Se Takra Gya

Sadhu Gusse Me-

Aye Murkh

Me Tuje

SHRAAP Deta Hu

Santa-Rukiye

Maharaj

Me Glas

Leke Ata hu.......

Santa Banta

Teacher: 1 Din aisa ayega jab prithvi pe pani nahi rahega,

Sab jeev nasht hojaynge

prithvi tabaah hojaygi.

Santa: madamji, us din tution ana hai kya?

Santa Banta

**BEST OF SANTA-BANTA**

Banta:agar wo meri nhi hui

to me use kisi or ki v

nhi hone dunga.

.

santa:Aur agar teri ho gyi

to sabki hone dega??

Santa Banta

Nurse: Aapko judwa bacche

hue.

.

.

Santa: hona hi tha.

Picture hi aise dekhi thi.

Dhoom 2

Golmaal 2

Raaz 2

.

.

.

.

.

Nurse: Acha hua Delhi-6 nhi

dekhi.....(cool)

Santa Banta

Santa ki behen ko daaku utha le gaye.

Logo ne kaha ki daaku khatarnak hai khali hath mat jana

behen ko bachane!

Fir .?

kya .?

Santa 3 kilo aam le gaya..

Santa Banta

Santa was smoking in front of his father. . .

Mother-oye papa k samne smoking kr raha h. . . .

Santa:

baap hi to h, sala Koi petrol pump thodi hai jo udjayega..

Santa Banta

santa-

mere papa itne lambe the ki khade-khade chalta fan rok dete the...

banta-

yar...

papa ta mere bi lumbe the.

per unko ulte-pulte pange lene ki aadat nahi thi...

Santa Banta

Ek din Santa Raat me Late Ghar gaya.

Agle din Banta ne puchha :

Aur Bhai,

Kal Raat bhabi ji ne Ghar pe Locha to nahi kiya? .

SANTA :

Kuch Khas nahi,

aage ke do daant to waise bhi Mai nikalwane wala tha... :-P :D :-D :-D :-D

Santa Banta

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?

Santa Singh:

Color of Orange is orange,

but color of Apple is not APPLE.

Santa Banta Joke

*JOKE*

At night someone knocks on the door. Jeeto wakes up and asks:

"Santa, is that you?"

Silence. She returns to bed. Again a knock.

"Santa, don't make me nervous, is that you?"

Silence. She waits a while then returns to bed. Again a knock. She opens the door to find her drunken husband, Santa, standing there.

"You moron! I was asking if it was you, why weren't you answering???"

"I was nodding you!!!"