Joke

¤Awkward Moment¤

U r staring at a very Pretty girl on a Wedding

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U r Admiring her Looks

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Suddendly she Shouts!

Ami nu puch Boti Latt di Pawan k Senay di?

;)

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Judge: Tumhen apnay shohar ko chaey main zehar mila kar dete waqt tars nahi aaya?

Mulzima: Aaya tha, jab unhon ne dosri piyali mangi.

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1 dafa 1 hathi beemar ho kr

hospital mein dakhil ho gya.

2sry hathi us ko dekhnay k liye

janay lagay to 1 chunti b sath

chal pari 1 hathi ne us se pucha

k tumhara wahan kia kaam

hai?

To chunti boli

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"*Kya pta KHOON ki zrort par jaye.:

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An EGYPTIAN girl asked me

What can u do for me?

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I replied:

come behind the PYRAMID.

I will make u MUMMY:-)

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Larki

darzi ki dukan par gai

aur pucha

G yahan galay milte hain

Darzi khara ho kar bola

Wesay acha to nai lagta

ap kehti hain to miL Lete hain,Pao japphi.

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Ladkiya nahi sudharengi.. :p :D

The ATM machine jammed (stopped working) because of...

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An intelligent girl put her hair pin in the machine when option was to.."Enter Your PIN":) :D

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Teacher-Papu ek story sunao

with moral :-)

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Papu-Maine usko phone kiya wo

so rahi thi. :-/

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Phir usne mujhe phone kiya

main so raha tha :-/

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Moral- Jaisi karni wsi

bharni. ;-):-P:-D

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A man was removing his two wheel from his car.

Someone asked him: what are you doing?

Man: Can't you see the board, "Parking for two wheelers only."

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Bacha: maiNe hathi k samNe 12 kelay rakhe usne 11 khaye,1 q Nhi khaya?

Aadmi: hathi ka pait bhr gya hoga

Bacha: nhi 12wan kaila plastic ka tha :-*

Acha dubara maine hathi k samne 12 keley rkhe tou usNe 1 b Nhi khaya q ?

Aadmi: saare keley plastic k hongy

Bacha: nhi is dafa hathi plastic ka tha :-$

Bacha: pr ab keley or hathi dono asli thy pr hathi ne 1 b kela nhi khaya?

Aadmi: Kuon?

Bacha: hathi tv mein tha or kela bahr :-§

Bacha: acha ab asli hathi or asli keley dono tv pr thy phr b hathi ne keley nhi khaye?

Aadmi: kuon bhyi?

Bacha: dono alag alag channels pr thy

Aadmi: oth etho hramdya.

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Shadi se phle larka apne dost se : Oye !

Meri shadi waly din susar ji ko mere bary m thora brha charha kr bolna.

Dost:

Chal thk hai.

Shadi wale din dulha stage pe betha hua tha.

Dulhe ko cheenk a gai

Susar dulhe k dost se:

Dulhe ko zukam hai kia.?

Dost:

Nai Nai Cancer hai Cancer..:p:D

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Faqeer: Sahib Family Se Door Hoon Milne Ke Liye 350 Rs Ki Zaroorat Hai.

Admi Paise Dete Hue: Kahan Ha tumhari Family?

Faqeer: Cinema Me Dabang2 Dekh Rahi hai.

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Double sawari pay bohat sakht pabandi hay

faraz

bach gaye to jholay lal :-

pakray gaye to koolay lal

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/ )) OUEI

_/ _ / MAA......: :-

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1 admi ksi shkh ki shdi m gya

Shdi waly ghr k 2 darwaze thy,

Aik pe rishtedar dosray pe dost likha tha,

Admi dosto walay darwaze se enter hua

agay phir 2 darwazay thay 1 pe ladies dosray pe gents likha tha,

Admi gents walay darwazay se enter hua wahan 2 or darwazay thay,

1 pe gift dene wala dosray pe baghair gift walay likha tha,

Admi baghair gift walay darwazay me enter ho gya.

Jab dekha to admi bahir gali me kharra tha

Or likha tha Nikal ja bgearta..

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1 Aadmi Ne akhbaar main add Dekha:

Purana Mobile Do or New Mobile Lo.

Wo Us Address Pe Gaya,

Wahan Koi Shop Nahi Thi,

Wahan 2 Larko Se Us Add K Bary Main Pucha Unho Ne Gun Nikaal K Kaha:

Ye Add Hum Ne Hi Dia Tha,

Chal Purana Mobile De Or Ja k Naya Le..:-D

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I Was In A Taxi,

When Da Taxi Driver Said:

"I Love This Job.Im indpndnt.Im My Own Boss & No Body Tells Me What To Do!"

Then I Replied:

"Aggon khabbey mor.";)

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1 lrki park me bench pr leti thi.

1 faqir aya or hans k bola:

Helo darling.

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Larki ghuse se:

Tmhari jurat kese hoi mujhe darling kehne ki.

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Faqir:

Acha to phir tm mere bed pr kiya kr rahi ho.

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Beta: Papa hamare ghar me Jin hain?

Baap: Ye Jin Waghera kuch nahi hoty.

Beta: Papa nokrani kehti hy k humary ghar me jin hain.

Baap: Saman pack karo.

Beta: Q papa?

Baap: Abay Humary ghar me koi nokrani hi nahi he..

Bhaago.

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1 Admi Baba g Se:M America Jana Chahta Hoon Mgr Kam nhi Bnta

Baba Says: subha Suraj Nikalne K Bad 3 Tasbeeh ''AL-QAIDA'' Parha Karo

America Wale Khud Le Jaenge

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1 gujjar ko zorr se cheenk aai to us ki dhoti gir gai,

Wo dhoti pakar k bola :

Wah oye yaad karan waleya aj tey laa paa k haath wich phara deti ae.......;)

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1 Admi Se Sharab Bananey K Auzar Baramad Huye

WAKEEL:Janab Mulzim Ko Riha Kiya Jaye,Auzar Pakrey Gaye Hein Sharab Tou Nahi Bana Raha Tha.

JUDGE:Saza Hogi Auzar Tou Baramad Huey Hein.

WAKEEL:Phir Isko Zina Ki Saza Bhi Dein.

JUDGE:Par Iss Ney Zina Tou Nahi Kiya

WAKEEL:Zina Nahi Kiya Auzar Tou Moujood Hai!