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Very Cute question :
Asked by a daughter to her father:
I feel very Proud and Lucky to have your name and Sir-name with me
then
Why are you forcing me to change it??

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Employee:

Sir Ab Meri Salary Barha Dain Meri Shadi Ho Rai Hai :-(

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Boss:

Factory Sy Bahir Hony Waly Haadso K Liye Company Zimmedar Nahi Hoti. B-);-)

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Doosri Shadi Karne k 4 Tarike Hain.

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Shabash, Bri speed nal thale aey ho,

Maa sadqay javay pahli tay krwa lo.

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Girl. Ye suhag rat pey kiya hota hai.

Boy. Bus ye samjh lo k 5 number ki jooti mey 7 inch ka paon dalwana hota hai.

Girl.. Phr uskay bad kya hota he?

Boy.. Uskay bad 5 inch ki jooti 8 inch ki hojati he aur paon 2 inch ka hojata.

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Mohabbat bilkul Shatranj k Khail ki tarah hoti hai...

Aik Ghalat chaal chali aur Aap...

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Married............

GAME OVER..

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DefintiOn Of Arrange-Marriage:

"Bika Hua MaaL Wapis nAhi hOga" .

And

DefintiOn Of LOve-Marriage:

"PehLe IstemaL kAre Phir Vishwas kAre..:p:D

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"Fantastic Quote"

LOVE Is Blind..

and MARRIAGE Opens The Eyes..:-))

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Shadi k ghar me tension thi dulhan wale barat ka intizar kar rahe thy

dhula wale ane ka naam nahi lerahy thay

Rat ke 4 baj rhe the

sab yehi samaj rahy thay k aaj yeh shadi nae hogi k achanak shor macha

mubarak ho mubarak ho

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dulha ki car ko C.N.G mil gai..

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I nevr undrstand da logic

behind hiding da groom's shoes

for money.

If instead, u hide his

bedroom's key that night,

u'll earn lac..!!:P

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Effects of shadi ... :D

Its just the matter of time when "jaan" becomes "jaanwar" and "cutie" becomes "kutti" :D

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It’s funny when people discuss

LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.

It’s like asking someone,

if suicide is better or being murdered...

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Suhaag raat mai

Wife: mujhy ghabrahat ho rahi hai

Husband tumhari pahli raat hai na is liye

Wife: nai ji

Rat main pahli baar hai is liye .

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interesting quotation.

SHADI AIK AISI BE'WAKOFI HAE,

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KARNA BOHAT ZARORI HAE,:-D

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Shadi k baad maali halaat pe qabo pana itna hi mushkil hai...

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Jitna uss shalwar pe qabo pana jiss ka Naara toot Gaya ho..:D

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Wakeel:

Talaq Krwane K

Rs :10,000/Longa

Woman:

itna pasa?

Molvi Ne 200/ rupy m Shadi Krwai Thi

WAKeeL:

Dekh lia Saste Kaam ka natija.?

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Love is like a game of chess:

"One wrong move...

...and you're married!".

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Naye aur purane shadi shuda joray mein kia farq hai?

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Naya jora

*LIPS* mila kar sota hai.

Aur purana

*HIPS*mila k:-D:-P

Tjruba Shart hy.

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SHADI

S = Sakon khatm

H = Himat khatm

A = Aazadi khatm

D = Dimaag khatm

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I = Imtihaan shuru

Jin ki ho gai Bhugt lo or

Jin ki nhi hui wo soch lo.

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Zindgi ki har shuruwat 'S' se hoti hy

S 4 suraj

S 4 subah

S 4 sham

S 4 sch00l

S 4 sabaq

usk bad S 4 sagai

phir shadi saas,sasur,sali,sala

0r phir

Satyanas.:-(

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PAPA Bole: Beta Na Karna Shadi Ye H Zindagi Ki Barbadi

Beta Bola_Papa! Main Bi Apna Farz Nibhaaon Ga Apne Bachon Ko Bi Yehi SamjhanGa