Zubaida Aapa

Kuch Log 1 jungl sy guzar rahy thy k achank Sheron ny unhen gher liya

Sher 1,1 kr k sb ko kha gay sirf 1 borhi si Orat bachi

Us ny apny purse sy prfume ki botal nikali or us k agy machis ki teeli jala kr shola bana liya

Sher dar kr peechy hat gay lekin prfume khatm ho gaya ab us ny 2 mom batian nikali or 2no hathon men pkar kr khari ho gai

Sher us k qarib any lagy

Achanak

aik budhy sher ny awaz di

Ruk jao men is orat ko janta ho

Sary sher ruk gay

Budha sher aagy barha or Orat k qadmon men gir kr Rony lga

Or Bola

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Zubaida aapa, enney totkey na azma, sanoo Bohat bhook lagi hai, ethe lammi pe jaaa!:-P;-):-D

Zubaida Aapa

Kisi K Pas Zubaida Aapa Ka Number Hy?

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Mujhe Poochna Tha ke agar Tooth Paste Zyada Nikal Aaye To Wapis Tube Main Kese Jayga.

Zubaida Aapa

Hamesha Pogo Hi Dekhtey Rehtey Ho

Kabhi Hamara Channel Bhi Dekh Liya.

Karo.

Zubaida Aapa "Masala Tv"

Pe Recepy

Bataty Bataty Ro Paryen.:-

Zubaida Aapa

Masjid k bahir chapal rkhtay huay 1 juta 1 kony me or dusra juta dusry kony me rknay se chapal chori nahi hogi.

(eid k moqa par Zubaida aapa ka HIFAZTI totka

Zubaida Aapa

Zubaida Aapa Ke Totkay.

Biscuits Zara Si Cheeni Chirak Kar Band Dubbey Mein Rukh Kar Fridge Mein Rukh Dein, Kaee Dinon Tak Taaza Rahein Gey.

Zubaida Aapa

Goldn words!

Agr koi Apko bahir nikal kr drwaza bnd kr leta hai to yaad rkho

"Kundi 2no tarf hoti hai....

Tusi baarun laa k nass jao...

Zubaida aapa k esi ki tesi waly totkey.... :-D

Zubaida Aapa

Kuch loog jungle mai gumm ho gaye wahan aik shair ne sab ko kha lya

lakin

end mai aik aurat rah gaye

shair us aurat k paas gaya

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us aurat k kadmoo mai girr k ronay laga "Zubaida Aapa maray pait mai bht dard ho raha hai plz koi totka bataoo".. :D

Appa is back

Zubaida Aapa

Agar aap se koi bachi set nhi ho rhi

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To aapki shakal achi nhi hogi..

Beta iss m main kya kar sakti hun?

(Zubaida aapa k bebas totkay)

Zubaida Aapa

Agr gosht ma dalne k lye koi sabzi smjh na aye to...

Ap BHANGRA dal len;

Zubaida Aapa k shughali totkay. . .*'

Zubaida Aapa

ZUBAIDA AAPA

Ki Liyari Men Entry Band.

Waja?

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BALOCHO K

Baal Seedhy Krne Ka

Koi Totka Nahi Diya.??

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/ Jao Rrhe Aapa

Zubaida Aapa

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Aaj zubaida aapa k mou me pan hai,

totka kal btaengi.

Zubaida Aapa

Sardi me Rat ko 12:00 baje Or Rat 3:00 baje

Pani me baraf dal kr naha lia Jaye to Rang Saaf Or Gora ho Jata hai

Zubaida Aapa ke marwanay walay totkay

Zubaida Aapa

B0y:

Tumhary pen main ink nae hy kya

Girl:

Andhay h0 kia?

chal t0 raha hy

B0y:

Acha t0 apna number t0 likh kr dikha0.

(zbaida apa k bachi pasanay k totkay)

Zubaida Aapa

Agr Nahaty Hoe Ap Apna Hath Itna Nhi Morr Skte K Apni Kamar Saaf Kren

To Washroom Ki Dewar Pe Sabun Mal Kr Apni Kmar Dewar Pe Rgar Len IsTrah Apki Kamar B Saaf Hojæ gi

Aur washroom ki Deewar B

zubaida aapa is back....

Zubaida Aapa

Thand ka Mosam hai

Or

Nazla to

Hota

hai

To

Usko

Zaya na karo

Vasline Bana k Lips Pe maL Lo

Kifayat Bhi or Bachat Bhi

ZUBAIDA APA IS BACK;-)

Zubaida Aapa

Agr kOi khobsurat larki "BHAi" keh de tO ghabrane ka nhi

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Ek chamat laga k bOlO

Idhar kya kar rhi hO?

Ghr jaO

(zubeda apa k sharmindagi se bachny k totkay

Zubaida Aapa

Jo log garam pani main CEMENT daal k nahate hain.

Woh log kabhi toot k Bikhra nahi karte.

"Zubeda Aapa k Civil Engineering Totky".....;-)

Zubaida Aapa

'Ghr m machr ziada hojae to gaye(cow) ka khusk gobr beech kamre m rkh k jalae Machar ye kehty hoe bhag jaengy

"Zubeda Apa ye tmhra he kaminapan hoga".

Zubaida Aapa

Agar tum se ziyada taaqat wala shakhs tumhen maaray or tum kuch na kr sako to thora sa door ja kr usko "bujja" de kr bhaag jao.

( Zubeda aapa k intiqami totky )

Zubaida Aapa

Totkon ki Shandaar Kamyabi k bad ab pesh hai Zubeda Aapa ki paheliyan

Wo konsa Khan hy jo Pathan nahi?

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Daster khan

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