Bollywood

RAKHI SAWANT Train me

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TC:" Ticket.. ??

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Rakhi:" Mera to Chehra hi Ticket hai..

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TC:" Jurmana lagega!

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Rakhi:" kyu.. ??

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TC:" Qki Tum 1st CLASS me baithi ho

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Chehra 3rd CLASS ka hai..

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Ashiqui 2 me Ladki Jitni samjhdaar dikhaai hai

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Real Life me 10% b utni samjhdaar or supportive ho to Duniya sudhar jaaye ;)

Bollywood

Ye pehle jhatke hn jo mazay k bajaye gussa dila rahe hain

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Veena Malik ka kharadar market me tooti phoote road se guzrte howe driver se izhar e khayal.

Bollywood

"Meera learning English"

Teacher asked her:

Translate in English "Chaddar dekh kar paon phelana"

Meera:

"Wherever u see a bedsheet, just spread ur legs"

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Hum Tum Aik Container Mein Band Hoon

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Aur INQILAB Aa Jaye..!!

Veena Malik ka

Tahir-ul-Qadri se inqilab k lye izhar e yak-jehti....!

Bollywood

Geo Tv k darama Serial

"Kash me Teri beti na hoti"

k baad

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Veena malik ka Darama serial,

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Kaash mai tere Neechey leti na hoti

"Coming Soon"...

Bollywood

Jahan Girlfriend se ziada " Monthly Test" ko aur Date pe jany se ziada

"Attendance"

ko ehmiyat di jae

wahan pe jana hi Bewaqofi hay,

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Veena Malik ka L.G.U(lahore garrison univesity) jinnah campus k doray se saaf inkar ..:-D

Bollywood

That awkward moment in RAaz 3

When Bipasha remove her top in front of Emran Hashmi and say

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Meri ankhon mai dekho......;):D

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Meera: ''Yo! Fruit wala bouyy, give me -sick potatoes-!''

Fruit wala: ''Meera jee! What are sick potatoes???''

Meera: ''Oh!! You illiteracy peoples, sick potatoes matlab -Aloo bukharey-!

Bollywood

Meera: aj me apne grand father ki kabr pe 'if 32' jala kr ai hun.

Frnd:ye if 32 kya he?

Meera: u paindoos if 32 means agar bati:-P:-D:-P

Bollywood

TV host to Meera:

Aap net use karti hain?

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Meera:

Ye to director pe depend karta hy jo wo kahay.. Net, jorjet, silk etc

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Host:

ji Main inter-net ki baat kr raha hun?

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Meera:

ji inter to mene Matric se bhi pehle kr liya tha

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Host: R u ok?

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Meera:

Yes same to u,

R u ok too u

and

Happy birthday to u.

Bollywood

Miss ka sawal:

'3 idiots' m0vie se ap ko kya lesson mila?

Pappu:

miss yehi k

Enginering parh kr b medical ki bachi phasai ja skti hai.

Miss:shut up,& get out.

Bubblo: Miss men btaon?

Miss: Very good. Batao!

Bubblo: Miss Kiss krty huay Naak Beech men nahi ati.

Miss: U also get out.

Pinki: Miss men btaon?

Miss: I think u r brilliant studnt..

Tum sahi btao gi..

Pinki: Miss doctor k elawa engineer b delivery kr skta hai...

Bollywood

Meera to jeweller

'show me defeat of sleep'

Jeweller: kia?

Meera: you idiom! mujhe sonay ka haar dikhao

Bollywood

Pakistan me agar me huti tua asi horror film banati jo her bacha pogo dekhta

geo per interview dyty hwy

veena ne yeh b bola k baqi bachy abi sy pogo laga len

Bollywood

Titanic pakistan me banti tua kia huta?

Shan sab musafron ko sahil per pohanchta or jahaz ko ek hat sy side per lay ata

shan rock

hulk, superman shock

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VEENA MALIK

Veena malik ky khetabon par hakumat ne pabandi laga di ha.

Es liye aaj kisi se khetaab nahi farma han gi.

Awam se hoslay ki aapil.

Bollywood

Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri

Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai.

Dhanno: Tujhe apni padi hai. Meri

soch jiske peeche Gabbar ke 10

ghode pade hain ......

Bollywood

O GaL Krdi Muskuraai

Assi Smjay Kurri Line Ty Aai

Fir Us Ne Saday Number Di Mang Pai

Assi V Ezziload Di DoLat Us Ty Lutaai

impress Ho k Us Ne Apni Ammi Sady NaaL MiLaai

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Fir Pata Nei Sady DiL Vich Ki Aai

Assi NaaL Ly Gaye Apna Wadda Paai

Pata Nei Veer Ne Ki Kahani Pai

Aj O Kurri Ae Saadi Parjai :(

Moral of story:

Apni Girlfriend Ko Bhai or Dost Ki Pohanch Se Door Rakhain,

4More Details see the Movie, Mere Brother Ki Dulhan.

Bollywood

Raat bhar ki Muhabbat ka bus itna sa afsana hai,

Un ko b nahana hai aur hum ko b nahana hai..:-P :-D

Veena Malik ki kitab

"Raaton ke Musafir se Iqtibaas"

Bollywood

What is the MORAL of these Movies?

JANNAT

DEVDAS

MURDER

FANA

Awarapan

&

TITANIC

Think!

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Bachi k chkar me jo Pra

wo KUTTY ki mot marra.