Shab-e-Miraj

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*.*Shab-E-Meraj*.* *.*Mubarik*.* Ho*.*

Duao me yaad rakhna...!

Questionz

Nick Name Frnds Ko Qareb Krta h

Aj Ap Muje 1 Nick Name 2 Jo Meri Persionalty Sy Mach Kre

Ye Msg Apny Sb Frnds Ko Snd Kro Dkho Kitny Nick Name aty hain

Sad Poetry

Aaj Cher0 Muhabat Ki Shehna'yaan,,Dil Ke Tukrey H0ey 0r Jigar Lut Gaya..

Gham Kisi K0 Mila 0r Kisi K0 Khushi,,Aik Ghar Bas Gaya Ek Ghar Lut Gaya..

Aik Taraf Apney D00bey Sitaar0n Ka Gham,,Aik Taraf Apni Lut'ti Bahar0n Ka Gham..

Dil Ke Lutny Ki Kis Se Shikayat Kar0n,,Kuch Idhar Lut Gaya Kuch Udhar Lut Gaya..

Kis K0 Apna Kah0n 0r Main Ja0n Kahan,,K0i Dekhey Muhabat Ki Majb00riyaan...

Dil Lagaya T0 Dil Ki Khushi Mit Gayi,,Sir Jhukaya J0 Main Ne T0 Sir Lut Gaya...

Bujh Gaya Dil T0 Ab R0shni Kya Kar0n,,Ley Ke Ujri H0wi Zindagi Kya Kar0n...

BOzdar Dil Ki Kismat Main Likhi Thi Na'Kaamiyaan,,Laakh Main Ne Bachaya Magar Lut Gaya....???

Sad Poetry

Ek Muddat Hui Ek Zamana Hua,

Khaak-e-Gulshan Ma Jab Aashiyaana Hua,

Zulf-e-Barham Ki Jab Se Shanaasayi Hui,

Zindagi Ka Chalan Mujrimaana Hua,

Phool Jalte Rahe Chand Hansta Raha,

Aarzuu Ka Muqakamal Fasana Hua,

Daag Dil Ke Shahansha Ke Sikke Bane,

Dil Ka Muflis Kada Jab Khazana Hua,

Rah-Bar Ne Palt Kar Na Dekha Kabi,

Rahr-o-Raaste Ka Nishaana Hua,

Hum Jaha Bhi Gaye Zauq-e-Sajda Liye,

Har Jaga Aap Kaa Aastaana Hua,

Dekh Mizaraab Se Khoon Tapkne Laga,

Saaz Ka Taar Marg-e-Tarana Hua,

Pehle Hoti Thi Koi Wafa-Parwari,

Ab Tou "aasi" Ye Qissa Purana Hua....!

Sweet Sms

Maana K Afra'Tafri Hai Humari Zaat Mein

dost...,

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Magar Hum Be'Dehani Mein Bhi apka Dehaan Rakhtey Hain......

Teacher & Student

Teacher: Agar irada pakka ho to jo hasil karna chaho woh zarur milta hai..!!!

Student: Rehne dain miss,agr aisa hota to aap meri Miss nahi,

Misses hoteen:

Teacher & Student

Teacher: Agar irada pakka ho to jo hasil karna chaho woh zarur milta hai..!!!

Student: Rehne dain miss,agr aisa hota to aap meri Miss nahi,

Misses hoteen:

Sad Sms

kisi ko kia hasil ho ga mujhe yaad krne se

"Fraz"

me to ghareeb sa insan hon yahan to sub ko dolat ki talash hai.

Cool Sms

Tmhri Yad Mre Dil Me Kuch Is Trha Se bas Gai,

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Jese Chotay Sy Rikshy Me Moti C Aunti phass gai..

"\('.')/"

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    / \ way menu kaddo way

Sad Sms

Bohat Mushkil Hai Hr Chehry se Dil k Raz Parh Lena,

*,dost,*

,~Jin k Dil Tootay Hotay Hein,wo Pehchanay Nahi Jaty...!

Quotation

"Your philosophy determines whether you will go for the disciplines or continue the errors."

- Jim Rohn

Shab-e-Miraj

Shab.E.Meraj RASOOL ALLAH Ne

Pehle Aasman Pr

Hazrat AADAM se

2oosre Pr

Hazrat EiSA & YAHYA se

3eesre Pr

Hazrat YOOSUF se

4othe Pr

Hazrat HAROON se

5vay Pr

Hazrat IDREES se

6atay Pr

Hazrat MOOSA se

&

7atwain Pr

Hazrat IBRAHiM se

Mulaqat Farmai -

(BOOK:FaLsafa-E-Meraj-141)

Shab-e-Miraj

Shab.E.Meraj RASOOL ALLAH Ne

Pehle Aasman Pr

Hazrat AADAM se

2oosre Pr

Hazrat EiSA & YAHYA se

3eesre Pr

Hazrat YOOSUF se

4othe Pr

Hazrat HAROON se

5vay Pr

Hazrat IDREES se

6atay Pr

Hazrat MOOSA se

&

7atwain Pr

Hazrat IBRAHiM se

Mulaqat Farmai -

(BOOK:FaLsafa-E-Meraj-141)

Shab-e-Miraj

*Meraj Me Nabi (AlehiSalam) Ko ALLAH Ta'ala Ki Bahot Sari Nishaniyan Dikhai Gaen.

MasLan:

*Buraq

*Raf'Raf

*Saton Asman

*Tamam Ambiya kiram

*Jannat, Jahannum.

*Bait-ul-Maqadas

Or

*Khud ALLAH Ka Aankho Sy Dedar Bhi Kya.

(Tafsir-e-ibn-e-Abbas, Tafsir-Rooh-ul-Ma'ani:15/17-18)

Student & Exam

Aakhir tang aa kr usne mje aur mai ne usy hmesha k liye chor hi diya.....

I broke up:(

me & my

BOOKS!!:D

bohat ho gaya tha yaar..

Hamare beech kuch understanding hi nhi thi..:-D;)

Questionz

Agar aap ko aik aisi pencil di jaye jis se aap jo likho wo sach ho jaye...

TO AAP MERE LIYE KYA LIKHO GY..???

Reply,

I m waiting...plz answer zaror dana

Bewakoof

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Gud Morning

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M(^_^)R

M(^_^)RN

M(^_^)RNI

M(^_^)RNIN

M(^_^)RNING

Have A Nice day...

Islami

*HASNAIN-as K BABA Ameer'E Kænat Møula Imam Ali aleh salat-o-w.slam farmaty Hain"

"MuJhy KanJus Pr TaJub Hota ha"

Wo Gurbat k Talb krny ma Jaldi Krta ha"Halak"

Wo Gurbat sy Bhaga Hua Ha

Or Ameeri ko Zaya Krta ha"Halak"

Wo Ameeri Ki Talash ma tha

Or Dunia ma Faqirun Jesi Zindgi Basar Karta ha"Halak"

Wo Nahi Janta K Aakhirt ma Usy Ameerun ki Tarah Hisab kitab Dena Parhy Ga..

Refrnce:

Yunab.al.Mavdat

sifa#380*

Teacher & Student

Teacher: Translate it into English.

"In barishon say dosti achi nahi ha faraz,

Kacha tera makan hai kuch to khayal kar"

Pathan: "Friendship with these rains is not good Faraz,

How cheap ur home is, behave yourself"

:p

Kanjoos

Hmain

to

"SMS"

ne

Loota...

"CALL"

me

kahan

dam

tha...

Mere"SMS"

wahan

pohnchy...

jin ghareebon k pas

"BALANCE"

kam tha..

Hazrat Ali(R.A)

Maths mei Hazrat Ali ki maharat..

1 bar 1 yahoodi ne Ap se 1 sawal us waqt poocha jb ap ek pair Ghorey k rakaab mei rakh chuky thy sawal tha k

Wo konsa hindsa hy jo 2,3,4,5,6,7,8 or 9 se poora taqseem hota ho?

Ap ne dosra pair Ghorey pe rakhny se pehly kaha k haftey k dinoo ko islami saal k dinoo se zarab do to wo hindsa mil jaye ga

Yahoodi ne 7 ko 360 se zarb kiya to 2520 bana or check krny pr sahi paya

Jesy,

2520/2 =1260

2520/3 =840

2520/4 =630

2520/5 =504

2520/6 =420

2520/7 =360

2520/8 =315

And

2520/9 =280

Jazakallah...

"Main ilm ka sheher hon or ALI us ka darwaza"

(Rasool Allah S.A.W.W)

Boyz & Girlz

GiRL: Ye konsa Station Hai?

Boy: FriendShip Karo Gi To Bataonga.

GiRL

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Ufffff ALLAH...

KARACHI Agya.

Teacher & Student

Principal:

what u want to become in future?

Student:

After studying MBBS, I want to join Police force n get good job in a good software company n work as lawyer n construct big buildings n conduct research n become actor.

Principal:

Hey, Wat's ur name?

Student:

Sahir Lodhi.

Cool Sms

INVITATION FOR

"DINNER"

Dear Frends

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koi bahana nhe chale ga ok, men ap ka wait kr raha hnga

Ap ka dost:

Umar.

Cool Sms

Suna ha ap ki Muskurahat pe hr koi Mrta ha

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Zara time nikal k aao na

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Ek chooha mrwana ha. . . !

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Hadees( S.A.W )

Hazrat Anas Bn Malik (R.A)...

Farmate hain k Rasolullah (S.A.A.W) ne irshaad frmaya:

"Jo shakhs din mein 3 martaba jannat ka sawal krta he..

Jannat khud (Allah se) dua krti he k...

Ay Allah isko mujh mein dakhil farma...

Aur jo shakhs din mein 3 baar jahannam se panah mangta he...

To jahannam khud (Allah se) dua krti he k...

Ay Allah isko mujh se panah atta farmaa"...

(Tirmizi Sharif: Book 2, Page no. 84)

Husband & Wife

An airline introduced a special package for business men.

Buy ur ticket get ur wife's ticket free.

After great success, the company sent letters to all the wives asking how was the trip.

All of them gave a same reply...

"Which Trip ?"

Politician

Golden

Words

of

Great

Leader.

"Insaan ki kamyabi uss ki ( B.V ) ki moat mein hoti

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(Haji Asif Ali Zardari Tanha)

Golden Wordz

GOLDEN WORDS

= Remember Allah in ease , Allah will remembr you in difficulty .

= Remembr Allah in young Age, Allah will remembr you in old age.

= Remembr Allah when you are healthy , Allah will remembr you in sickness

= Remember Allah in free time, Allah will remember you while you are busy.

Questionz

Challange!

C-

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is tasveer mai 1 naam banta hy

Wo bataen,

If u r genius reply.

Sweet Sms

Usne mjhse poucha!

Kya had hy teri mohabat ki?

Mene kaha

Sun

Mere Humnawa!

mohabbat ki k0i hadd nai h0ti

Jo hadon me reh kr ki jae

WO Mohabat nahi hOti.

Insult

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U Dear!

Ap ko kia laga?

Ap nahin batao ge to pata nahin lage ga k aaj

"International Monkey Day"

hai

=o00o===o00o=

Insult

Apka agla sal kesa guzre ga?

SELECT A FAN

1-GFC

2-Millat

3-Pak

4-Royal

5-Asia

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Koi b chose karlo

apka sal hath wale pankhey k sath hi guzre ga.

Sardar

Sardar

Sar K Bal Jaldi Safaid Hote Hyn Niche K Q Nhi

Pathan

Q K Niche K Bal Sar K Bal Se 15 Sal Chote Hote Hyn

Hanso Mat

Phli Dafa Pthan Ne 100% Sahi Bat Ki Hy

Cool Sms

Tü Khüd Kö ßé$häk Täñhä Méh$öö$ Kèr Äé Mèré Dö$t

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Main Phìr ßhì Tüjhé Kì$ì ßächi Kä Ñümßr Ñähi Döñga

Sad Sms

Mata-e-zeest me shamil rahy 1ØØØ rafeeq,,

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WØH jis ki chah thi humko wohi magr na mila..!!!

Insult

Question: how much is 1+1 is?

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R u looking for the Answer..?

Shame on u...

Hahahaaha

Sad Sms

Jaun pay jis Pari ka tha Awwal-e-Shoq say asar..

Kal Dil-e-Shab main wo Pari usko Uda k lay gai ..

Teacher & Student

Teacher Student se, Taab-e-Daar ka jumla Banao..........

Student:Japhi kut k je Paven Ek war Gujra sari zindgi Rava Gi Taab-e-Daar Gujra.

Teacher & Student

Teacher Student se, Taab-e-Daar ka jumla Banao..........

Student:Japhi kut k je Paven Ek war Gujra sari zindgi Rava Gi Taab-e-Daar Gujra.

Sweet Sms

DIL se Phööl Bän kr Hm Mäheknä Jänte Häin

Muskurä K Hm Ghäm Bhulänä Jänte Häin

Lög Khush Höte Häin Hmse Q K

Binä Mile B Hm dösti Nibhänä Jänte häin....!

Politician

*ÄRÄBIC ÑEWZ*

HaaZa Zardari Beghairatun,

Azaabun Fi Insanun,

Fasaadun Khabeesun Mulkun,

inki wajatun sailabun,

Aata-Tunn. .!

Bijli-Sunn. .!

Petrol-Ghum,

Dhum Dhum Dhamakatun,

aur. .!

Balance checkun 12 paison TAXUN Kameenun. .!

Don't Deletun!!

Forun Forwardun!!

Sawabun shadeedun. .!

Sorry Sms

SORRY,

before my "ammal nama" is presented to Allah in this month of Rajab!

I want to say:

'If i ever hurt u or made u feel bad, or i comitted sin like back bitting and whatever sin i done which u know or dont know.

I AM SORRY FOR THAT!

plz forgive me..!

Sad Poetry

Gar Yahi Haal Raha Saaqi tere Me-khano Ka.

Dhair Lag Jaye ga Tootey Huway Pey-mano Ka.

Qehet Duniya Men Hai Ab Aise Musalmano Ka.

Zorr Jo Torr Diya Kartay Thay Tufano Ka.

Koi Khalid hai, Na Tariq Hai Na Ibn-e-Qasim.

Raasta Saaf Hai Barhtay Huway Shaytano Ka.

Jaisey Chaho, Jahan Chaho Baha Do Is Ko.

Khoon Is Dour Men Sasta Hai

Musalmano Ka.

Jin K Hotay Huway Lut Jayen Gharibo K Makan.

Wada krty hain Roti

Kapra aur Makano ka...

Frndship

A Friendless life is like a Flowerless garden,

but I have a beautiful Garden wD wndrfUl Flowers,one Flower just reding my sms

Thanx 4 being my ROSE.

Gud Nite

(",) Ooo Soo

/))\ ve Jao

/ / Soneyo

Raat Ho Gai a

Her Raat Menu E Khapna Penda A Kadi apne ap V Soo Jia Karo,je

GOOD NIGHT

Cool Sms

Lub pe aati hai dua ban k tamanna meri,

Sim band hojae allah kre teri :-)

Dunya me mere sms se ujala hojae,

Jo muje sms na kare uska rang kala hojae,

Hai mera kam faqeero ko sms karna

Kanjooso or gareebo ka inbox bharna

Mere Allah inhe ab bhi gairat aajae

Ye sms parhte he inka sms ajai

Politician

Agr MQM Wale Films Banane Lage To Films K Naam Aese Honge.

1. Hamari T.T ap k paas hy.

2. Unit No.1

3. Sathi Zamin Per.

4. Bhai Log London Wale.

4. Operation 92.

5. London To 9.0.

6. Sirf Altaf.

7. Bhai Jo Bhi Kahe.

8. Lagay Raho Altaf Bhai.

9. 9.0 Se Aaya Mera Dost

10. Fire To Hona He Tha.

11. Aslah Liya To Darna Kia.

12. Hum Fitra cheen chukey Sanam.

13. Aapki Khaal hamare paas hy.

14. Sector wale Zakaat le jaengy,

Golden Wordz

Sunhairi Batain

"..Kisi k Ghr janae se pehly Lite ki timing puch L0,

Waqt ki pabndi Wapda waLa0n se sekho,

2012 mai pagl log lite ki waja se h0n gy,

Agr kisi se d0sti kar0 t0 daekh l0 Un K pas genratr ya U.p.s hy,

Acha dost wohi hy jo ap ko garmi mai hawa dy.."

Pathan

1 PATHAN P.C.O

Gaya or jatey hi shopkeeper ko 3 thappar maray!

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Shop par likha tha,koi bi ptcl number dial karne se pehle 3

Lagayen. ;-)

Insult

Sab kaminay ek zarori elan suno.

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Tu to itni speed sy nechay aya jesey sab say bara kamena tu hi hai..

Cool Sms

Hmne 1 MURGI pakri

tokri mn band ki,

wo nechy se nikl gai

phr pkri

Bnd ki

phr nechy se nikl gai,

gusa aya

Pkri

kati

pkai

khai

wo phr nechy se nikal gyi...Yar

Pathan

Ek pathn ka raat ko Sigret peenay ko dil chaha.

Har tarf Maachis dhoondi par kahin nahi mili..,

Aakhir mein na umeed ho k

Mom-batti bujha k so gaya Bechara.!

ok ab ap be so jao

g( )()d night

Pathan

Pathan Apni Girlfrnd Se :

Mere Dil Main Ek Bat Ha.

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Girl:

Keh Do.

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Pathan:

Ni Mjhy Sharam Aati Ha.

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Girl:

Kaho Na!

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Pathan:

Mujy tmhra bhai acha lgta hy:-)

Latest

Agr mobile SINDH me ejad hota to us me ye template msgs hote

1.Chhora fone kr

2.kithy aahen nibhaga

3.Cigret wathando achjan

4.hal ta halun chahen peean

5.Kehn chhokri Jo nmbr ta day

6.Chryo aheen cha?

7.Mama balance ta mokal

8.De khabar

Light achi wai

9.kithe pio thukon Jhalein

Latest

OKARA mai 1 Bacha peda hua hy, Pedaish k wkt os ka weight 15 kg tha jo barhta gya or

15 din bad 50 kg hogya.

Incredible but true

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Bacha "MAJJ" da C.

Sardar

Bhikaari sardar se:

Mujhe khanay ko

kuchh mil sakta hai

Sardar:

Kal ka saalan kha Lo gay

Bhikhaari:

Ji haan bilkul

Sardar:

Chal fair kal aaween.;

Ramazan Sms

Boy:sir je Ramazan men to

shetan es dunya se chala jata hy

Magr

Log phir b gunah krtay han

why?

Sir: beta wo chuttyon ka kam

de k jata hy.

Sweet Sms

Makhs00s dil0n k0 muhabat k elhaam h0ty hain..

m0hsin

Muhabat m0ujza hai

m0ujzay kb aam h0ty hain..

Student & Exam

Colleg me hum se 1 Question Pocha Gya,

Larki k Behosh Hone Pr Usy Kidhar Hath lagao gy?:

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Jinho ne nabz Kaha wo Doctor Ban gye

Baki Sb Engineer.;)

Duaa

Ap logon Sy Appeal Hai K America, India Or Israeal Ki Tabahi K Liye Ye Dua Karein. 'YA ALLAH' Wahan B 1 Zardari Paida Kar De. (AMEEN Summa AMEEN)

Gud Nite

Janty ho.

Raat Mai

Sab Se Zyada Maza.

Kab Aata hy!

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Jab Kisi Soay hovy ko Jaga kar kaha jaye.

K

/"Chal vai Kaka os Manji Ty Hoja.

Gud nite

Sad Poetry

Deepak,Jugnu, chaand,sitary aik se hain,

Yani saare ishq k mary aik se hain,

Hijr ki shab me dekh to aa k mere chaand,

Mere aansu or ye taary aik se hain,

Meri kashti kisne duboi kya maalom,

Saari lehrein saare dhaary aik se hain,

Kuch apne or kuch be'gany or main khud.

Meri jaan k dushman saare aik se hain,

Ab btlao hm kis se faryad kren.

Qaatil, Haakim, Munsif saare aik se hain...!!!

Sad Poetry

Deepak,Jugnu, chaand,sitary aik se hain,

Yani saare ishq k mary aik se hain,

Hijr ki shab me dekh to aa k mere chaand,

Mere aansu or ye taary aik se hain,

Meri kashti kisne duboi kya maalom,

Saari lehrein saare dhaary aik se hain,

Kuch apne or kuch be'gany or main khud.

Meri jaan k dushman saare aik se hain,

Ab btlao hm kis se faryad kren.

Qaatil, Haakim, Munsif saare aik se hain...!!!

Gud Morning

; . Morrnig

c("")\ Teä

"" För ü

WITH

DUA

Büt

There is Nö

"SUGAR"

I mix HAPPYNES

Have Early Morning....

Gud Morning

; . Morrnig

c("")\ Teä

"" För ü

WITH

DUA

Büt

There is Nö

"SUGAR"

I mix HAPPYNES

Have Early Morning....

Sad Poetry

Baray Masoom

Jazbon Se

Wo Apne ShoKh Hathon Per......

Wafa Ki Surkh Mehndi Se Usi Ka

Naam likhti Hai....

Jisay Wo Payar Karti Hy.....

Mgar wo Na Samajh LarKi

Abi Tak Ye Nahi Samjhi.....

K SapnayToot Jayen To....

Bohat Barbad Karte Hain....

Ye Ujlay Rang Hathon Per

Kabi thehra

Nahi Karte.....

Mohabat To Haqeeqat Hai....

Koi Sapna Nahi Hota....

Kisi Ka Naam

Likhnay se koi apna nahi hota.

Cool Sms

Girls College ki teacher ne kaha...

Agr Koi Chez Dil Se 3 Bar Mangi Jai

To Mil Jati Ha.

Sare girls Chilla Kr Kehny lagi

"Umar"

"Umar"

"Umar"

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uf ya larkiyan

Husband & Wife

1 admi aisa ROBOT ghar laya jo jhoot bolne p THAPPAR marta tha

Beta: papa aaj mai school ni jaon ga mere pait mein dard hai (patakh)!!

Bap: dekha! Apne jhoot bola is liye apko saza mili

mai jb ap jitna tha to kbhi jhoot ni bolta tha (phatakh)!!

Wife (hanste huey): ap hi ka beta hai

(phatakh)

Cool Sms

In Aankhon Se Sapne Churana Nahi

Hamari Dosti Ko kabhi Azmana Nahi

Tumhare 1 SmS K Badle Hum

100-Call Kar Dain gay

Par Shart Ye Hai K Tum Phone Uthana nahi.

Sad Poetry

(%GHZAL%)

'Is Jeewan Se Hum Harey WASI',

'Jab Dushman Nikley Sarey WASI',

'Aawaz Ko Us Ki Tars Geya Hoon',

'Koi Door Se Mujhy Pukarey WASI',

'Qismat Per Wo Apni Naaz Karen',

'Hain Jin K Chand Sitarey WASI',

'Dil Khoon K Aansu Roya Tha',

'Jab Kaam Na Aaye Sarey WASI',

'Hamein Dar Tha Teri Ruswayi Ka',

'Hum Is Liye Tum Se Harey WASI',

'DIL Toot K Reza Reza Howa',

'Jab Bicherr Gaye Sab Pyarey WASI

Lov Poetry

MOHSIN NAQVI

Ab ke Jazbat pe ik Barf jami ho jese,

Phir kisi zakhm ki is DIL men kami ho jese.

Yun sarabon pe haqeqat ka guman hota hai,

Teri Bahon men koi sham Dhali ho jese.

Cut saka na mujh se sadion men safar Lamhon ka,

Ek nukte pe zamen ghom rahi ho jese..

Daikh Dewana pan mujhe kis simt liye jata hai,

Goya Janat na ho dilbar ki gali ho jese.

Shor kaisa hy khamosh hawaon men "MOHSIN"

Teri Aawaz mujhe dhond rahi ho jese

Sad Poetry

Dasht_e_Ghurbat Me Muflison Ka lahoo Aam Bikta HAI,

Kisi Ka Jism Bikta Hai Kisi Ka Naam Bikta Hai

Dunya De Gi Kya Tum Ko Or Tum lo Ge Kya Is Se

Aa Mera Daman Thaam, K Maikade Me Jaam Bikta Hai

Hirs K Bazaron Mai "Hawa" Ki Beti Ka Aanchal

Pehle SubAh Ko Bikta Tha Magar Ab hr Shaam Bikta Hai

Ameer_e_Shehar K Mehal"laat Ki Baat B Khoob Hai

"MAD~HOSH"

Magar Faqeer_e_Shehar Ki Goad Main Aaram Bikta Hai.

Sad Poetry

Baar Baar Aik Hi Nizaara Na Dikhlaaya Kr

Baat Dilkash Bhi Agar Ho, To Na Douhraaya Kar..

Log Gir Jaate Hain Matti K Gharoundon Ki Tarah

Is Tarah Baarish-E-Deedaar Na Barsaaya Kar..

Pairr Ka Saaya Nahi, Toota Hua Patta Hun

Mujh Ko Jazbaat K Dariya Mein Na Thehraaya Kar..

Toot Jae Na Kisi Roz Tera Sheesh Mehal

Youn Sar-E-Raah Na Deewaanon Ko Samjhaaya Kar..

Mere Ehsaas Ko Ek Phool Bouhat Hai "KHAWAR"

Mere Ehsaas Pe Youn Sanng Na Barsaaya Kr

Lov Poetry

("MOHABAT HAI")

Duaon Mn Ksi ka Hr Ghari Hona Mohabbat Hy

Kisi ki Yaad ki Chadr DaLe Sona MoHaBaT HY.

Kabi Rangin Raton mai Ashk Barsana MoHaBaT HAI.

Kabhi BhuLey hue ka Loat kAr Ana MoHaBaT HY.

Kisi ka Khoon ban K Jism mai Behna MoHaBaT HY.

Aur is Jevan ka Sab se Qeemti Gehna

*MOHABAT HAI*

Load Sheding

Breaking News:

Wazarat e bijli ne Load Shedding Khatam karne ka Elaan

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Sorry,

Abi itna hi suna tha,

K Light chali gai ;-)

Q & A

Right Answer is: Admi1=3rotian, Aurten5=10rotian, Bachy14=7rotian, Total Log20, Total Rotian20.

Q & A

Q=1 Ghar mai 20 log rehty hen OR 20 Rotian Pakti hen. Admi 3Rotian, Aurten 2Rotian OR Bachy Aadhi (half) Roti khaty hen. Ap btaen k Ghar main kitny Admi, Aurten or bachy hen. Challenge...

Sardar

1 Gaarments ki Shop k"Try RooM" se Srdar Je ki Awaz aai....

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"Oye! Kanjro.."

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Ethay na LOTA na pani! Hun Ki Karan

Cool Sms

Importance of THUMB.

Child use it as feeder.

Illiterate people for stamp.

Winners for victory.

And My FANS Use It To Read My MSGs

Gud Morning

*Subh ka Agaz Acchi Bat k Sath*

Agar Zindagi Ko Hamesha Khushioun K Sath Guzarna Chahtay Ho Tou,

Ghumzada Logon K Ghum Banta Karo Kabhi Dukhi Nahi Raho Gay..!!!

SUbh BaKhAiR

Latest

1-8 year

girls love MOM

8-12 year girls love DAD

14-22 year girls love

"UMAR"

24-50 love

HUSBAND

50-100

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Chal likh le apna naam

Tu jigar hy apna.

Golden Wordz

"Worrying Doesn't Reduce Yesterday's Sorrows,

But It reduces Todays Strength"

So,DON'T WORRY BE HAPPY & Make Others Happy."

Latest

If You Give Me 100 Young BOYS I Can Change The NATiON .

IMRAN KHAN

If You Give Me 100 Young GiRLR I Can Create Another NATiON IMRAN HaSHMi

Load Sheding

Lo ji garmiyan da tofa

.¿^?,

( ;;;; )

  "||" Barf Gola

    | For You

ik Chooski La k farward kr do

,

Germi sirf twanu e nai lagdi.

Sardar

Sardar Calls Airport and Asks,

"How long is the journey from dahli to America ?

Receptionist: 1 sec sir.

Sardar disconects & says.

"Pee K bethi hy kamini!"

Gud Morning

Ñew "Morñiñg",

Ñew "Day",

Ñew "Hopes",

Ñew "Plañs",

Ñew "Efforts",

Ñew "Feeliñgs",

I "Pray" to "GÖD" to Give U "HAPPIÑÉSS" & "SUCCESS" "GÖÖD MÖRÑIÑG"!

Frndship

For my all loving,

Precious friends,

Many times i have disturbed u, troubled u, fooled u, irritated u, 2day i just want 2 say

I'm planning 2 continue;-)

Husband & Wife

3 Aurtain:

Husband se ghar k kam Krwane ki bat krte hue.

American:

meny husbnd se kaha k ainda khana tm pkao gy

2nd din usne kuch na kia

3rd din usne rost bna lia

German:

meny husbnd se kaha k ainda ghar ki sfai tm kroge

2nd din wo chup rha

3rd din pora gar saf tha

Pakistani:

meny unse kaha k ainda kapry tm wash kroge, apne sb kam khud kroge

agly din mjhy kuch nazar na aya

2nd din bi kuch nazar na aya

3rd din ankh ki sojAn kuch utri to kuch nazar aya.

Pathan

Medical Association Ki Survey Report Main Likha Hai

"PESHAWAR"

Dunya Ki Wahid Jaga Hai. Jahan Qabz Ka 1 Bhi Mareez Nahi Aur Waja To Aap Jantey Hi Hain K

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Latest

Tik

tuk

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tik

tuk

tuk

tik

tuk

tuk

Tik

tuk

tuk

tik

tuk

tik

tuk

tuk

tuk

tik

tik

Katak

Smjh aya?

Nahen !

Itni jldi bhool gay MISBAH ki bating??

Insult

Agar koi tumhen kahay

"Oye INSAN ban jao"

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plz yaar

Ek bar koshish zaroor kar lena ;-)

Baqi QISMAT

Latest

HUM NE ZINDAGI K QEEMTI SAAL KAISE GUZARE?

Namaz ya Neend?

Quraan Ya Gaane?

Sunnat Ya Fashion?

Ab Socho Kya Karen?

TAUBA YA GUNAH?

Pathan

1 Pathan masjid me elaan krne gya to usy bari maar pari

Q k...

wahan mike me current tha

Punjabi Hath

lagaty he bola:

Hazraaat...

O tohadi pehn nu=)

Double Meaning

Girls college k bahir larkiyan chaat walay se chaat kesay maang rahi thi..?

Uncle meri chaat

2nd: uncle pehlay meri chaat

3rd. Main kab se khari hon is liye uncle pehlay meri chaat

4th. Uncle uncle meray PERIODS start honay lagay hain plz jaldi se meri chaat dein

Insult

Ankhon mai "SHARAFAT"

Chaal main "NZAKAT"

Dil main "SACHCHAI"

aur

Chehry main "SAFAI"

Phir kyon na boly her,

LARKI apko,

"BHAI" ???

Politician

Bhang ka aik Jug dimaagh ko 3 gahantay tak 1.5 Ton AC ka barabar thandak pohoncha sakta hai.

Bijli ki bajaye agar har ghar mein Bhang istmal ki jaye to loadshedding say jan chhurrayi ja sakti hai.

Sayd Qaim Ali shah ki Korea say wapsi par Media say fikar angaiz guftugoo...:-*

Student & Exam

7 signs of being a Pakistani student:

1. Ratta marnay ko "mehnat" kehna.

2. hr semester k start mei ye ehad krna k "is semester mei sath sath parhna hai".

3. apna cel of kr k parhna Or phr 5, 5 min bad on kr k dekhna k koi msg to nae aya?

4. group study k dauran bar bar ye elaan krna k "ab ksi ne koi chawali mari to group se bahr".

5. parhny se phly course k pages gin'na or phr khauf sy bnd kr dyna.

6. Har lecture k end mei agay walay ko puchna, "yar tenu samaj aya???...menu tay kakh v nai aya...!!!!"

7.Uper ki tmam "chawlain" marnay k bad kehna k "yar! Apni degree ka koi scope nai"

Pathan

Pathan ki biwi suhag raat ko:

Sartaj aaj raat jo ap mango ge main dongi.

Pathan khushi se:

Acha tum mera Maa ke paas so jao

aur apna bhai ko ander bhej do.

Banazir Bhutto

Har Haal Main Har Door Main Tabinda Rahon Gi,

Main Zinda-e-Javeid Hon Painda Rahon Gi,

Tareekh Mere Naam Ki Tazeem Kare Gi,

Tareekh Ke Oraaq Main Zinda Rahon gi....

HAPPAY BIRTH DAY

SHAHED BENAZIR BHUTTO

Banazir Bhutto

Tøday is 21st Juñe, the birth Day øf

The Queen øf Välleys of Mehrän

Märtyred of Democracy

Mohatarma Benazir Bhuttö. Shaheed Rani..

Shaheed e Watan

So i want tö wish you Happy Birth Day of our Immortal Princess Of Pakistän.

Husband & Wife

Husband & Wife Boxing ka match dekhne gaye.

1 Boxer ne 1st minute mein hi doosre ko knock out kr dia.

Husband: Oh' Shit 1 minute mein hi khatm?

B.v: Ab Aap ko pata chala k 1 mint mein "KHEL" khatm hone pr kitna ghussa aata hy..??:

Lov Poetry

Muhabbat Farz Jesi Hy,

Nibhana Seekh Jaoge,

Dilon Pe Qarz Jesi Hy,

Chukana Seekh Jaoge,

Labo Pe Phool Jesi Hy,

Khilana Seekh Jaoge,

Nazar Me Aag Jesi Hy,

Lagana Seekh Jaoge,

Tm Tak Faasla Jo Hy,

Mitana Seekh Jaoge,

Kbhi Jo Dil Me Aa Bethe,

Zamana Bhool Jaoge.

Questionz

"Dimagh hy to is Sawal ka jwab den, warna sorry kren

Doctor ki B.v Fozia

Fozia ki bhabi "Kiran"

"kiran" ki beti "Sadia"

"Sadia" ka dada "Sadaqat"

"Sadaqat" ki B.v "Sonya"

"Sonya" ki beti "Nadia"

To ab apko batana he ka

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Tukh'malanga ko English mein kya kehte hen?:-D

Pathan

1 pathan ki cycle chori hogai

"us ne alaan kia" jis ne meri cycle churai he wo sham tak wapas kr de wrna me wohi kronga jo mere abba jan ne kia tha"

sham se pehle us admi ne cycle wapas krdi ,

or pocha

"ap k walid sahab ne kia kia tha?"

pathan:"unho ne dosri cycle khareed li thi"

General Knowledge

*QuEsTIoN*

DaJJaL "DUNyA" Me KiTNe "DiN" TaK RaHe Ga?

ANs :

DaJJaL DuNyA Me 40 DIN ZaMeeN PeR RaHe Ga MaGaR IN 40 DINO ME 3 DIN ISY HoGy Ke 1 DIN 1 SAL KE BrAbaR AuR 1 DIN 1 MoNtH Ke BRaBR AUR 1 DIN 1 WeeK Ke BRaBR HoGa AUR BAKI DIN DeGaR DIN0 KE BRaBR HoGyE..

Duaa

"Dua ki sorat men DOSTON ki khatir

"jo mere honton se lafz nikle

"jo meri aankhon se ashk nikle

Unhi k badley me aey

Rab e zuljalal

Jab bhi DOSTON ka naseeb likhna

"UROOJ likhna

"KAMAL likhna

"kabhi na

harf-e-ZAWAL likhna

"khushian likhna

"or un ki

umar draz

likhna

AaMEeN

Pathan

1 masjid me ilaan hua k 1 bacha mila hai. Jin ka hai aa k le jain.....

1 pathan aya aur kaha k bhai hamain bhi dikhao 'JIN' ka bacha kesa hota hai.:-

Duaa

"Tämännäön"

Say Bhäree Hö Zindägi"

"Khùshyön"

Say Bhärä Hö Här Päl

"Dämän"

Bhe Chötä Lägnèy Lägey

Itni "Khushyän"

Dey"ÄÄPkö" Äanèy Wàlà hér Käl.

"AAMEEN"

Banazir Bhutto

HAPPY BRITHDAY

MUHTARMA SHAHEED RANI

BENAZIR BHUTTO

Wo Pinki phulon jesi thi

Wo bilkul huron jesi thi

thi chaand nagar ki rani wo

thi jese rut mastani wo

thi sindh ki prem kahani wo

Roshan wo ujalon jesi thi

Wo sbke sawalon jesi thi

Wo shola bhi wo shabnam bhi

Wo aankh dua si rakhti thi

Wo dhup me chhaon jesi thi

Sawan ki ghataon jesi thi

Titli ki adaon jesi thi

Wo malka chaand sitaron ki

wo khushbu phool baharon ki

wo pinki phoolon jesi thi

wo bilkul hooron jesi thi.

Happy birthday B.B

we love u & we miss u alot,

plz come back B.B.:-(

Hadees( S.A.W )

Hamare Nabi (S.A.W.W) Sahaba karam ko Sunat Sikha rahe thy k Pani Hamesha Dekh kr Peena Chahye.

1 Yahudi Ne ye Sun liya.

Rat ko jb Pani peene laga to Biwi se kaha Charagh le aao. Jb Pani ko dekha to 1 Siyah Bichu Pani me tha.

Subha Darbar-E-Risalat me Hazir hokar kaha. Jis Nabi ki 1 Sunat par Amal karne se Jan Ki Hifazat ho Gai.

Wo Deen kitna pyara hoga.

Kalma Prha or Musalman ho Geya. SubHanALLAH

Apni Zindagi me Sunaten Sajaney Ki Koshish kijye.

Sweet Sms

"Wo Aur Hoon Ge Jinhen Teri Zaat Se Ha Garz Ae"

' ' ' 'DOST' ' ' '

"Hum To Har Dour Mein Milen Ge Tujh Se

'Be-Matlab' Ho Kar"

Sad Sms

~.~.~ Judai Par Hi Qaim Hai Nizam-e-Zindagi

AY DOST~.~.~{/\}~

~.~.~ Bichar Jata Hai Pani Bhi Gale Mil Mil K Sahil Se ~.~.~

Sad Sms

Hum pareshan say rehtay hain uski fikar main

"WÄSi"

Khud say barh kar ki$i kø chahna asan nahi høta^

Pathan

Pathan ke bate ne apni maa ko kha ki ama rupiyo do,

us ki maa bohla kiyo do rapiyo us ke bate ne kha abu khe rah ki ap raat ko dosre abu se milne janti ho es liye mane kha ama nahi jatii dosre abu ke paass abu khe rha hai ki jati hai ab rupiya do ki ham toss kare.........

Lov Sms

Ye dil apko kbhi bhula nai skta,

Aisa kyon hy bta nai skta,

Mushkil to ye hy k apko yaqeen nahi,

Aur main dil cheer k dikha nahi skta

Lov Sms

Ham ko acha nai lagta koi hamnam tera


Koi tujh sa ho to phir name bhi tujh sa rakhe .

Cool Sms

Mere chup rehne se NARAZ na hua karo

DOSTO

Suna hai k Khoobsorat log kum bola karte hain,

\(',' )/

)( Oh my God!

_//_ ammi mere nazar utaren

Questionz

-What is love-

Or

Pyar Kia Hai?

English Ne Kaha:

(love is life)

Urdu Ne Kaha:

(Mohbat Zndgi Hai)

Maths Ne Kaha:

(Gham+Khushi=Mohabat)

Islamiat Ne Kaha:

(ye b ik ibadat Hai)

Biology Ne Kaha:

(Pyar Ka Connection Dil Se Hota Hai)

Chemistry Ne Kaha:

(Pyar Do Dilon Ki Bonding Ka Naam Hai)

Physics Ne Kaha:

(Pyar Do Dilon Ki Attraction Hai)

Ap Kia Kehty Hain?

Fill in the blank

( _________)

Reply zaror krna. Plz plz.

Sad Poetry

Khumar-e-Shola-e-Hasti Ko Jo Fana Kar De,

Humein wo Zehar-e-Mohabbat Kahi Se La Kar De,

Kiya Hai Qaid Teri Qurbaton K Mousam Ne,

Main Tujh Se Door Rahun Gi Mujhe Riha Kar De,

Mujhe Tha Khof Kahin Door Tum Na Ho Jao,

Tumhen Tha Darr K Khuda Kam Na Faasla Kar De,

Ya Bakhsh De Tu Mujhe Har Khushi Zamaney Ki,

Ya Mere Ghum Ko Nai Zindagi Ataa Kar De,

Hazaar Baar Mera Jism Khaak Per Tarpa,

Usay Thi Zid K

Mujhe Rooh Se Juda Kar De...

Questionz

~ Question ~

Shadi ki raat room ko decorate q kiya jata ha?

send to al frnds and get intresting replz!but reply me first. Rply.....

Duaa

"A prayer for you from the core of my heart:

May Allah be with you at every step that you take,

May Allah guide you in each decision you make,

May Allah help you when life gets rough,

May Allah Bless you with more than enough,

May Allah protect you from having a fall,

May Allah hear you when you call,

May Allah sooth your heart when you don't understand,

May you always be in Allah's loving Hand.

(Ameen)

Gud Morning

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Good orning ||||

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Allah Kare Tusi Hamesha Khush Raho.

%%Aämeeñ%%

Cool Sms

"TENSION"

Larki ne Apse Lift mangi

Raste me uski Tabiat Kharab h0gai

Aap ko TENSI0N

Aap Hospital Le gay

Doc bola

Ap bap ban'ne wale ho

apk0 phir TENSION

Ap bole

Me is bachay ka Bap nhi...

larki say pucha

Larki boli

Yehi Bap hy

Apk0 0r TENSION

Phr Police aai

Apka medical chek up hua

Report aai k Ap tu Bap hi Nhi bn sakte

Aap ne Khuda ka

Shukr Ada kia

Aur bahar a gaye

phr Socha k

Ghar pe jo 4 bache hen

Wo kis k hen?

apk0 phr

"TENSION"

Student & Exam

Kbi kbi dil chahta he k kuch aisa hojae..., :-):-)

Paperz hon mgr result na aye, ;-)

Classez h0n mgr teacherz na ayen,

:-D

Bus me bethain colleg na aye,

:-)

Picnic pr jayen mgr wapis na ayen,

:p

Gaari chalaen mgr C.N.G na dalwaen,

B-)

Kabi kabi parhein mgr pass hojayen,

;-)

Haftay me 4 din houn ta'kay Sunday jaldi jaldi aye,:-D

Sub dost treat datay rhein or hamari bari kabi na aaey...:-P;-)B-)

dedicate to ALL STUDENT'S

Husband & Wife

1 admi k 4 bache they

Govt.ne elan kia

jis k 5-bache honge usy Rs.20000/=

mahana dia jayga

Admi ne B.V se

kaha:

Mera 1 Beta,

Meri Girl friend se b hy. Main os ko b le

kr aata hon.

wapis Ghar aya to Apny 2 bache kum they.

Admi: 2-kahan hain?

B.V: JIS k they wo le gy. Tum ne akele to elan nhi suna na.

Cool Sms

Tumhari GIRLFRIEND Chahe Kitni Hi Shareef Ho.....

Par!!!

Par!!!

Wo...

Par Wo...

Par Wo...

Nahaati To Nangi Hi Hogi NA.....!

Latest

I am a " MUSLIM "

Kill me and call it

" A Mistake "

Imprison me and call it

" Security Measure "

Exile my people and masses and call it

" Progress "

Rob my rights, invade my land, declare me as terrorist and call it

" Development "

But listen, i m MUSLIM and inshAllah will remain MUSLIM forever..and remember..

" Every fall has a rise "

And when MUSLIMs rise, everything will fall..

Proud to be a MUSLIM.!!!

Gud Morning

"WÄKE UP"...

It's Mörning time...

öpen ur Room's Döör

bcoz

HÄPPINES

&

SUCCESS

r waiting to

Welcome

U

in a New DÄY...

"asalam o alikum...

Gud m0rning &

"Have a Gud Day"

Double Meaning

Photographer is the most lucky person in all Pakistani Weddings..

FEMALES of all ages chase him saying...

"DULHAN KI HI LEN GE YA MERI B"

"AAP NE MERI TO LEE HI NAHI"

"MERI SIRF UPPER SE LAIN"

"MAIN KHARI HOTI HOON PHIR MERI LAIN"

"THORA QARIB SE AA K LEN NA"

"MERI PURAY GROUP K SAATH LAIN"

"MERI FRONT SE LAIN"

"MERE SAATH MERI COUSIN KI BHI LAIN"

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..

And finally,

"MERI OR MERAY HUSBAND KI EK SATH LAIN"

Pathan

Pathan ki teesri bar beti hui to usne elaan krdiya k beta hua hai,

Ek dost ne dekha to kaha k ye to larki hai,

Pathan bola: Bacha nichey se maa per gaya hai.

Sad Poetry

Aisay Wo Meray Shehr Ki TaQdeer Say KheLay,

Jesay Koi Bach'cha Kisi Tasveer Say KheLay,

Rehna Hai Usay Or Bhi Kuch Roz Qaid Mai,

Qaidi Say Kaho Sabr Ki ZanJeer Say KheLay,

Utra Hai Meray Zehn Say Paikar Tera Lekin,

DiL Ab Bhi Teray Lams Ki Taaseer Say KheLay,

Mumkin Tha Mohabbat Mai Humain Maat Na Hoti,

Ye KhaiL MaGar Hum Bari Takheer Say KheLay,

Ye Zeest Ki Baazi Na Teray Haath Rahay Gi,

Too Laakh Isay Ghor Say, Tadbeer Say KheLay...!!!

Sad Poetry

Chiragh-E- Shab Ko Jaise Aandhiyan Acchi Nahi Lagti,

Kuch Aise Hi Hamain Khush Fehmiyan Acchi Nahi Lagti,

Jinhain Soney Ke Pinjre Mein Ghiza Mil Jaaey Chaandi Ki,

Unhain Phir Umr Bhar Aazadiyan Acchi Nahi Lagti,

Woh Jin Ke Dil Mein Fasl-E-Gham Ne Daire Daal Rakkhe Hon,

Unhain Phoolon Pe Bethi Tittliyan Acchi Nahi Lagti,

Mera Dil Chaahta Hai Unhain Aaeena Dikhlaoon,

Woh Jin Ko Doosron Ki Khoobiyan Acchi Nahi Lagti.

Boyz & Girlz

Pyar k iss daur mein,

Shadi ho lahore mein..

Pyari si ik biwi ho,

Jaisay Rangeen Tv ho..

Gol matol sey saalay hon,

Jaisay dahi k pyaalay hon..

Pyaari si ik saali ho,

biwi k baad ghar wali ho..

Pyaar k iss daur mein,

shaadi ho lahore mein

Dedicat to all kanwary mundy.

Latest

Some LAZY RULES vs hav adapted in our lives:

1.The farther away the remote is,the more u like what's already on TV.

2.if u have to say something more than once,its not worth the energy.

3.If u spill water,it will eventually dry.

4.don't charge ur phone till it says 5% remaining.

5.if its not on the 1st search page on Google,it doesn't exist.

6.Why make ur bed when ur just gonna get back in it again.

7.If an object is more than 5 feet away, it becomes unnecessary.

8.If ur late,dont go.

9:if u drop the ice cube, just kick it under the fridge :p :D

Frndship

"Jo" har" roz" "nikle "wo" "(chand)"

"Jo "roz" "dhale" wo" "(soraj)"

"Jo "har" "waqt "dharkey" wo" "(DIL)"

"Jo "har" "waqt" chaley' "wo " "(SANS)"

"Lekin" jo" "har "pal "har" "din" har" "waqt" yaad" "aaey" wo" (((AAP)))

aap he hen dost.

Father Sms

Mujhey Mohabat Hay Apney Haath Ki Sub Ungaliyoon Say

Naa jaaney Kiss Ko Pakar K baba Nay Mujhey Chalna Sikhaya

LOVE U PAPA

Happy Father Day!

Load Sheding

Agr koi apko Dopehar 4 bje kahe

"GUD NIGHT"

ya shaam ko kahe

"GUD MORNING"

ya raat ko 3 bje kahe

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"

to samhaj len k wo kesc k zulm ka shikar hy

Bjli ne unka dimagh kharab kr dia hy.

Asey logon k liye dua kerein

"ALLAH unhe sabar de.

AAMEEN

Meri taraf se apko boht boht

"EID MUBARAK"

Bewakoof

Miscall do mujhe mera mobile mil nahi raha

Mobile na hota to msg kesey kartay.

Frwd kro

Dkho

Kitne Bewkuf

Miscal dyn ge.

Memon Sms

Pehalwan ne Mehfil me

1 Limu se pura 1 Glass juice Nikal kar sabko Heran kar dia

Challenge kia aisa koi aur kar k dikhaye

Sab ne Haar Man Li

Tab 1 Kamzor se

Admi ne

Nichoray huwe Limu

se

1 Glass juice Mazeed nikal k Pehalwan

ko B Heran kar dia

Pehlwan:

Aap B Pehalwan ho kia

Admi:

Nahi Main"MEMON"hun :p

Shakespere

When I got enough Confidence,

The stage was gone.!

When I was sure of Losing,

I won.!

When I needed People the Most,

They left me.!

When I learnt to dry my Tears,

I found a Shoulder to Cry On.!

And

When I Mastered The Skill of Hating,

SomeBody Started Loving Me.!

THIS IS LIFE!

(William Shakespeare)

Frndship

Friendship Starts with "Hi"

Changes to "whats up?":-)

Grows to "Oye Pagal":-)

Tends to "Yar Tum atleast apna Damagh mat Chalao":-)

Falls to "Thappar khana hy Kia?":-)

& Finally "Tu sambhal lena yaar":-)

Thats FRieNDSHIP:) Send it 2 all ur Special frndz to whom u never want 2 lose...!

Father Sms

Maah thndi chao ha to Bap ghana dharakht,,

Maah k pairo talay janat ha to Bap k phlu me janat,,Maah k bgair gar suna ha to Bap k bgair xindgi weraan,,Maah mohabat ka darya ha to Bap shafqat ka sumandr,,

Maah toffa khuda vandi ha to Bap rhmat khuda vandi,,mri Maah mra fakhar ha or mra Baap mra gurur,,

mri Maah mri manxil ha or mra Bap mra rasta,,

i lv u Parents.......

Happy fathers day......

Cool Sms

Apko mri kon si adat zehr lagti hy?

Jis pe apka mera muu torne ko dil karta hai?

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Rply krne wala

apni maut ka khud zimmedar hoga..

Sad Sms

""US ne bhi loat k aanay mein umar gawa di...""

Moshin!!!

"".....JIS ko So bar kaha shaam na hony dena. . . .

Sweet Sms

Ur SMILE is my Breakfast in the Mrng

Ur HAPPINESS is my Lunch at Noon!

Ur SMS is my Diner at Nite!

So PLZ Dnt Put Me On DIET!:-)

Cool Sms

Mera dil totney ka sabab pochtey ho

"FARAZ"

Kadi teri v koi kulfi kho k nassey ty tenu pata laggey

(,")/'

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_/ /_ addi ty dy ja

chawla.

Frndship

Dost wo nhi jo ap k kaam aye,

Dost wo ha jo apka pen mang kr ly jaye or kbi wapis na dy,

Dost wo nhi jo apko treat dy,

Dost wo ha jo ap k ghar aye or kahy"aj kya paka ha?jo b ha jaldi le aa"

Dost wo nhi jo phone kr k milny aye,

Dost wo ha jo ghar k samny aa k msg kry,"kameene bahar aa"

Dost wo nhi jo janazay main aye, dost wo ha jo qabar pe pen le k aye or kahy "lay nhi chahye tra Ehsaan,chal uth or mri dosti wapis kr:-(;-(;-(

Dedicate 2 luvly frndsSs!

Bewakoof

Singer

"SAJJAD Ali" Ne

Kya Khoob Kaha

Hai K!

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Chal Rainn Dey! :

Father Sms

At ur age of 1, he wud hav lost his sleep to take care of u.

When u are 10, he wud have lost his favourite perfume 2 pay ur skool fees.

At 18, he wud hav lost al his savings 2 give u graduation.

At ur 22, he wud hav lost his respect 2 get u a job.

To keep u rich, he wud hav not even purchasd clothes for hmself.

To make u lead a luxurious life he wud hav not even taken care of his health.

He is d 1 who sheds his prsnl interests fr ur prosperous lyf.

Salute ur DAD for his sacrifice.

19/6 HAPPY FATHER'S DAY.

Bewakoof

Singer

"SAJJAD Ali" Ne

Kya Khoob Kaha

Hai K!

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Chal Rainn Dey! :

Load Sheding

Hmari Light To Ab Is Tarha Se Aati Hy FARAZ..

Jese Shadi K Bad Beti Bap K Ghar Aati Hy...

(-,-) Acha abbu me

/)(\ chalti hon,phr aao

_// gi agle hafty:-)

Sad Sms

Mery ansu bhi Tumhein na khareed saky

" Sahil "

Logon ki muskrahaton ne Tumhein apna bana liya.

Father Sms

"Every girl may not be a queen to her husband,

ßut she is alwayz a princess to her father" !!.

Happy fatherz day

General Knowledge

The rays emitted by remote controller of your TV may clearly be seen through mobile camera. This is due to different vision range of human eye and mobile camera.

Gud Morning

We Live In An Unexplained World.

WHERE

Poor People Walk Miles & Miles To Earn Food,

&

Rich People Walk Miles & Miles To Digest Food.

GOOOOD MORNING