Pathan

Motorway Police ne car rok kr Pathan se kaha:
 Apne seatbelt bandhi hui hy is lye apko 1 Lakh inaam dya jata hy, Ap iska kya krogy?

Pathan: Mai is sy driving licence bnwaon ga.
Pathan ki maa boli:
Iski bat ka yaqen mat kro
Ye sharab p k kuch b bolta hy.

Uska baap nend se jaga or police ko dekh k bola:

Muje pata tha k chori ki car me hum ziyada door nai ja sakty.

Diggi se awaz ai:
Khan Sb Hum ny border par kr lya kya?