Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Double Meaning

Teacher:
agar shaakh pr 5 parindey bethay ho or tum 1 ko mar do, kitnay baqi bachen gay?
Bacha:
koi nahi, sab urr jaen gay.
Teacher:
jawab hay 4, lekin tumhari soch mujhe pasand i.
Bacha:
medam mera bhi 1 sawal hay. 3 ladies icecream kha rahi hein.
1 chaat kar,
1 kaat kar or
1 choos kar, konsi shadi shuda hay?
Teacher sharmaty huwe:
jo choos rahi hay?
Bacha:
Nahi, jis k hath me shadi ki angothi hay. Lekin apki soch mujhay pasand i.

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