Double Meaning

Ladies k Sathe Mard hazrat ka kamina pan.

Baikri Wala: Baji Lmba aur Mota cream RoL Hy, Khao Gi to Maza Aa jaiga.

Bank Cashier:

Madam ap So So k lain gi?

Fruit seller:

Baji zara kailey ka size to dekho, dil khush ho jaiga;-)

Dhobi:

Baji, Shalwar aur kameez nikal do, baqi kaam mera;-)

Shoes wala:

Baji kuch din dard hoga jb khul jaigi to comfrtable hogi.

Darzi:

Tight rakhon ya loose.

Cloth seller:

Aik nazar dekh lo, Phir lo na lo, aapki marzi..