Sardar

Sardar ki maa usay kehti hai:apne sasural me har bat

"BARHA CHARHA" ke karna taa' ke sasural walon pe tera ROUB rahe...

Sardar sasural pohnchta hai tu saas pochti hai

rikshe me aae ho?

Sardar:nahe! Helicopter mein...

sasur:chae lo gay ya thnda?

Sardar:broast aur chinese Rice...

Achanak sardar ko cheenk aai...

Saas: beta tmhe ZUKAAM hai??

Sardar: nahi! CANCER hai.....