Pepsi Sms

Yar ZULFIQAR MIRZA ney toh sab bata diya

Par is ney ye nahi btaya

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Kisne kaha tha Pepsi 65 ki kerdo...;-D

Frndship

Love + Care

= MOM

Love + Fear

=FATHER

Love + fight

=SISTER

Love + help

= BROTHER

Love + Life

= WIFE

Love+Care+Fear+ Help+fight+Life

= FRIEND

I Love my Friend

Ramzan Sms

Dekho kia aajib sa sama ho raha hai..

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Ramzan ki judai me aasman bhi ro raha hai...

"Alwida Mah_E_Ramzan"

Eid Sms

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(_ EID__,=-----/

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MUBARAK

Road pe boht Rush tha

Isliye Helicopter pe aya hun

sirf ap ko

Advans Eid wish

krny.!

Eid Sms

.--,!"""EID""!

/ - ,! CARDS!"

-0-""""""'0"-"

Apna EID CARD Jaldi se utaro

Gari late ho rahi hay baki friends ko b wish karna hay EID MUBARAK In Advance.

Eid Sms

Iss EID Pe Lout

K Aajana....!

Kuch .yaadain.

Taza Karni Hain,

Kuch Lamhey

Morh K Laney

Hain. . . .

Kuch Tarey Tor

K Laney Hain....

woh Massti Aur

Madhoshi.

woh Bachpan

Morh k Laana

Hai. . . .

Iss EID Pe Lout

K Aajana. . . . . !

Ab DiL Ko DiL Ki

Dharkan Se,

Phir EID Mubrak

Kehna Hai,

Ab Saath Boht

Din Rehna Hai,

Iss EID Pe Lout

K Aajana. . . . . !

Is EID Pe Lout

K Aajana. . . .!

Cool Sms

Sochta hon tere dil main utar kar dekhon

=dost=

Konsa purza kharab hai jo Tujhe sMs karney nahi deta..

(.")/ chotay

) ( 12 nmbr Paana

/\ la k dy

Teacher And Student

TEACHER:

"SOCH" or "WEHAM" main kya farq hai?

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STUDENT:

Aap boht "Piyari" Hain,

Yeh Hmari "SOCH" Hai

Or

Hum abi Bachy hain,

Yeh apka "WEHAM" hai..

Eid Sms

Hawa Ko Khusbo "MUBARAK",

Fiza Ko Mausam "MUBARAK",

Dilon Ko Pyar "MUBARAK",

Aapko Hamari Taraf Se,

("*advnce eid MUBARIK *")

Gud Nite

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HAVE NICE DREAMS

Ramzan Sms

Khalqat-e-khuda ab rone ko hy.

Mah-e-Ramzan bhi juda hone ko hy.

Socho zara kia paya hum ne.

Kia apne RAB ko manaya hum ne?

Kia jane ub naseeb mai yeh maah ho ya na ho.

US ki rehmat ka kia haq paya hum ne?

Ab b waqt hai mana lo apne Rub ko

k Baab-e-maghfirat band hone ko hy.

...

Duaa

Milta hai sab kuch naseeb se,

khuda app k nasebon ko buland kare.

Ho tala'b jis ki app k dil ko.

Khuda usay apki khuwaish se bhi ziyada qareeb kare. AMEEN.

Islami

Karta hun mein jis se bar baar TAUBA,

Elahi mujhse wohi KHATA kion hoti hai,

Banatay to hain hum apne haton se MASJID,

NAMAZ apni hi phir QAZA kion hoti hai..

Sad Sms

"Woh Bachpan Bhi kitna Haseen Tha Jub Sar-e-aam Roya krtey They "

Ab To Ek Aansoo Bhi Gir Jaye To Log Hazaron Sawal Krtey Hain...!: (

Yaad Sms

In me se koi 1 chez select karo

1.Hthora

2.pathar

3.Gun

4.Pipe

5.Tube

6.Mike

7.Raad

8.Danda

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Or

apne sar pe zor se maro.

Shayd meri yad aa jae.

Sad Poetry

Waasta dard Sy Ya Shidat_E_Jazbat Sy Kya

Ishq Ko Tery Qabeely Ya Meri Zaat Sy Kya

Meri Masroofiyat Usko Kahan Rok paye Gi

Wo To Yaad Aaye Ga Usko Mery Din Raat Sy Kya

Aaj Ussy Fikr, K Kya Log Kahin Gy Mohsin

Kal Jo Kehta Tha Mujhy Rasm-O-Riwayaat Sy Kya.....!

Sad Sms

~^ Meri Mohabbat Ka Iss Tarhan Mazaaq Na Banna ay

"DOST".....!!!

~^K Teri Aankhein Hi Taras Jayen Mujhe Dekhne K Liye.

Islami

Hamary Nabi Pak S.A.W.W. Ne farmaya;

Halak hojaye wo

shakhs jo Ramzan ka mahina paye or apni magfirat nah karwaske

Or Allah har gunha maf kardega siwae gibat kay..

Tou mene kbhi b app ki jana anjane mai gibat ki ho tou mujhe muaf kardaina please...

& AgaiN Sorry 4 All of My Mistakes..

Sad Poetry

Jmal-E-Yar ko Dekhon

Kmal-E-Yar se pehly

Me Khushbu ki Tra Mehakon Khyal-E-Yar se Pehly

Krishmy Husan K Surj, Sitary, PhooL, Zahir hain,

Magr Me Kis Tarf Dekhon

Misal-E-Yar se Pehly

Duaon Me Meri youn To Boht Taseer Hy Lekn

KHUDA se Or kia Mangun

Swal-E-Yar se Phle

Hy Adat Door Rhny ki

Agr Wo Sam'ny aye

Me Sham-E-Zindgi Chahon

Visal-E-Yaar se pehly.

Sad Sms

Teri Tammana, Tera Intizar Aur Tanha Sa Main

Thak Ker Muskuraa Diya, Jab Ro Nahi Paya. . .

Cool Sms

kbhi waqt mila to suljhaunga tmhari sabhi uljhane

dost

abi khud uljha howa hon tmhari bhabi ko shopping karany me

(';')/

/)) JAAN YE

_/! PINK WALA DEKHO.

Islami

Teri JaleeO k

Nehcay

Teri RehmtO K Sa'ye

Ji'sy dekhni hO

"jANANT"

WO madina daikh*AYYE*

Shab-E-Qadar Sms

~~Aj ki khubsurat aur Babarkat Raat Mubarik ho....

ALLAH pak hum sub ky gunah muaf farmaye aur hum per apna karam nazil kary

(ameen) plz remembr me in ur pryerz....GOD bless U!!

Islami

Ayat-Ul-Kursi ki Fazilat:

Ghar se Jate waqt parho to 70000 farishte apki hifazat karenge,

Ghar me dakhil hote waqt parho ghar se mohtaji (ghurbat) dor ho jaegi,

WAZU k bad parho To 70 darje buland honge,

Rat ko sote waqt parho to 1 farista sari rat apki hifazat karega,

farz namaz k bad parho to marne k bad apka 1 pauon zamen par or dosra jannat me hoga

achi bat phylana sdka jaria hy.

Sad Poetry

Dasht Mein Pyas Bojhatey Howay Merjatay Hain,

Hum Parinday Kahin Jatay Howay Mar Jatay Hain,

HUM HAIN SOKHAY HOWAY TALAB PAY BAITHAY HOWAY HANSS,

JO TA'ALUK KO NIBHATAY HOWAY MAR JATAY HIAN,"

Un K Bhi Qtal K Ilzam Hamaray Ser Hai,

Jo Hamain Zeher Dilatay Howay Mar Jatay Hain,

Yeh Mohabat Ke Kahani Nahi Marti Laikin,

Log Kirdar Nibhatay Howay Mar Jatay Hain,

Hum Hain Woh Tooti Howe Kashtiyun Wale "Faraz",

Jo Kinaray Ko Miltay Howay Mar Jatay Hain.

Lov Poetry

Wohi Takrar Lafzon Ki

Wohi Andeshey Furqat K

Wohi Anjan si Dastk

Wohi Hr Baat Py Ranjish

Wohi Hr Baat Py Lrna

Wohi Apni Kitaabon Mein

Gulaabi Titliyaan Rakhna

Wohi Be-Maani Baaton Mein

Hamara Zikr Le Aana

Wohi Muskaan Dheemi si

Wohi Kuch Bolti Ankhein

Wohi Chup Chaap Sa Lehja

Wohi Be-Chain si Halchal

Wohi Kehne Se Kuch Darna

Wohi Saaye Se Ghabrana

Sabhi Aasaar Kehte Hain

Usay Mujh se Mohabbat Hy...

Usay Mujh se Mohabbat Hay...

Sad Sms

Mein kisi ko kia ilzam don apni Mout ka.,,

""

Yahan to satane wale ß apny thay dafnane wale b apny..

Sad Sms

Haqeeqton Aur Khwahishon Mein Kis Kadar Tazaad Hai..!

Dost

Mere Ghar Ki Kachi Chat Aur Mujh Ko Junoon Barish Ka...!!!

Bewakoof Sms

Neechay Ek SACH LIKHA Hy...

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Hahahaha;-)

Upr Jhot Lika hai...!!

;-

Ramzan Sms

Ab waqt-e-judae he mje alvida keh do

Ab jane ka waqat hai mje alvida keh do

Mai bakhshish ka zriya tha tmhre liye

Dil ro rha he mgr ab alvida keh do

Tmhe afsos to hoga mere jane pr

aonga lout k phr ab alvida keh do

tmhre liye rhmt ki wja tmhri bakshish ka sabab

kr lo khuda ko razi tu mjhe ab alvida keh do

Mai ne tmhe chalna sikha diya manzilon ka pata bata dia

Mai na chal sakon ga tmhre 7 ab

alvida keh do

Alvida Alivida mahe Ramzan Alvida.

Quatation

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did.

So throw off the bowlines,

Sail away from the safe harbor.

Catch the trade winds in your sails.

Explore. Dream.

Mark Twain (1835-1910)

Cool Sms

  "\ /"

   | | bol aur bol

,/(.".)\,

Ap k bare mein

ghalat bol raha tha Ulta Latka dia.!

Keh raha tha k

Aaj ki Aftari Ap ki Taraf hai.!

Mazak ki bhi koi had hoti hai yar:.

Esy kya pata k Ap tu khud "Masjid" mein aftari karty ho.,

Eid Sms

(Salam-e-Eid)

Is se pehle K Network Jaam ho jay

"Wishing"Ka Silsila Aam ho jay

aur "Balance" Tamam ho jay

Q na.

Aapko "Dil" se Wish Karne Walon me

"Mera" Pehla Naam ho jay !

//Eid Mubarak\\

In

//Advance\\

Cool Sms

Wo Dost Umar Bhar Ka Saath Kya Dega?

" haji kaka FARAZ"

Jis Ne 29 rozay hoNay par abhe tak aftari ki dawat nahi di.

(',')/

/)) Chor Yaar

_// Tu B Kanjoos nikla.

Sad Poetry

Aah ko chahiye ik umer asar hone tak

Kon jeeta hai teri Zoulaf ke sar hone tak

Ashaquie Sabar Talab or Tamana Bay Taab

Dil ka kya rang karin Khone jiger hone tak

Hum nay mana ke Tagaful na kero gaye laken

Khak ho jahain gay hum tum ko khayber hone tak

Ghumay hasti ka kasad phir say ho juzmul meela

shama her rang jalti hai seher hone tak .

Yaad Sms

Dukh B Deta Hai Wo Dwa B Deta Hai,

Mujy Wo Mohbt krny Ki Ajeb Szaa B Deta Hai,

Main Yaad Kron Tu Usy Yaad Aati . .Meri,

Wrna Aksr wo Mujy Bhula B Deta Hai..

Yaad Sms

Dukh B Deta Hai Wo Dwa B Deta Hai,

Mujy Wo Mohbt krny Ki Ajeb Szaa B Deta Hai,

Main Yaad Kron Tu Usy Yaad Aati . .Meri,

Wrna Aksr wo Mujy Bhula B Deta Hai..

Sad Poetry

Ussay Keh Dou Kay Woh Mujh Ko Ronay Say Mat Rokay.....

Bikhray Huwoon Ko Toofan Sanbhala Nahi Kartay...

Ab Mehar Banion Ki Tumhari Tamana Nahi Humko.....

Barastay Huway Baadil Kabhi Ujala Nahi Kartay.....

Mat Qareeb Aao Meray Mujhe Bas Younhi Rehnay Dou...

Tootay Huway Paimanay Mein Jaam Dala Nahi Kartay......

Mat Sunao Logoon Ko Meri Barbaadi Ka Qissa...

Kissi Kay Dil Kay Zakhmoon Ko Younh Uchala Nahi Kartay.

Sad Poetry

Nigah-e-shoq se hum ne tumhain ek bar dekha tha,

Koi jazba tha pehli bar jise be-daar dekha tha,

Wo jis k hont par har dam saji muskan rehti thi,

Na jany kyn usay main ne barra bezar dekha tha,

Roz-o-shb bdalne mein bhala kya dair lagti hai,

Jo takht-o-taaj rakhte thy unhain la-chaar dekha tha,

Hum apne dost dushman ki khabar jo rakh nahi paaye,

Ussi ne waar kar dala jissey gham-khwar dekha tha.

Sad Sms

...Us ne tora mera dil us se koi shikayat nahi...

,,, AmIR ,,,

Ye Usi ki Amanat tha usay acha laga so tor diya...

Lov Poetry

Tum aao to hum b EID kare

Hasrat ha tumhari deed kare

Kuch der to dil ko chain mily

Kuch roz to mann k phool khile

Kehty ha k EID ki aamad ha

Hum log b kuch taaeed kare

Tum se ik ye guzarish ha

Ye apny dil ki khwahish ha

Ik bar milo

Ik bar milo

Hr bar ye hi taakeed kare

Maana k hum deewany ha

Sab baaton se anjany ha

Jb apny b begany ha,

Kia ghairon se ummeed kry

Tum aao to hum b Eid kare.

Sad Sms

Koi WADA Nahi Phir B INTEZAR Tha,

DOOR Hone Par B Apne PYAR Pe Aitbar Tha,

Najane Q"

BE-RUKHI Ki Us Ne Hum Se,

Kya Hum Se B Ziyada Us Ka Koi TaLabgar Tha.

Sad Poetry

"Utth Utth K Kisi Ka intzaar Kar K Dekhna,

"Kabi Kisi Se Piyar Kar K Dekhna,

"Kese Toot'tay Hain Muhabton K Rishty,

"Ghaltian Do Char Kar K Dekhna,

"Zindgi Ka Falsafa Samjhna Ho To,

"Barish mai Kachi Diwar Khari Kar K Dekhna,

"Nafrat Ho Jiay gi Tum Ko B Dunya Se,

"Muhabat Kisi Se Beshumar Kar K Dekhna.

Lov Poetry

Dheeray Se Sarakti Hai Raat Us k

'Dheeray Se Sarakti Hai Raat

Us k Aanchal Ki Tarah

Uska Chehra Nazar Aata Hai Jheel Main Kanwal Ki Tarah

Ba'ad Muddat Usko Daikha To

Jism-o-Jaan Ko Youn Laga

Piyasi Zameen Pe Jaisay Koi Baras Giya Badal Ki Tarah

Roz Kehta Hai Seenay Pe Sar Rakh K Raat Bhar Jaga'uon Ga,

Sar e Sham Hi Mujhe Aaj Phir Sula Gaya Wo Kal Ki Tarah,

Mere Hi Dil Ka Makeen Nikla Wo Shakhs

WASI"

Aur Mein

Shehar Bhar Me Dhundta Raha Usy Kisi Pagal Ki Tarah'

Sad Sms

SADGi, MEhAr_0_WaFa, M0hABBAt AUr KhAL0oS.. *""*

UMEr BhAr H0ti RAhEin YEhi KhAtAeiN MuJh Se..

Sweet Sms

Kaash k Ab ik baar Wo ye keh de.,.,!,! **Ay DøsT**

'''Aao k main Tanha hon ,

Teri qasam,

Teri tarha,

Tere liye.

Sweet Sms

"kash meri zindgi se koi is tarha bhi waqif ho"

K

"main barish mein bhi ro'un to wo mere ansoo pehchan le....

Sad Sms

Her lamha sargardan rehti hai dehshat mere char'soo. . .

Mujhey mout se nahi , sehmi hui zindagi se dar lagta hai..

Pray for PAKISTAN...

Gud Morning

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'   ( '-' )    '

'. >")("< .'

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I sènd thìs cùte lìttlè parri.

Tø säy ü

GooD morning.

Duaa

0r kuch B Nai Chahta Me Apni Is Na Gawar Zindgi Me

Ya RAB

Dua Ha k kisi k dukh ki waja meri zat na ho.

Aameen

Shab-E-Qadar Sms

"Janoon-e-ishq" se to "KHUDA"

bhi Na reh Saka,,,

"IQBAL"

Tareef "Husn-e-Yaar" Main Sara

"QURA'AN" Likh diya...

Plz aj rat dua m yad rakhye ga .

Shab-E-Qadar Sms

Nabi pak(alihi slam) ny farmya k

"Jb shab Qader hoti hn to Hzrat Jabrael (alihi slam) farishton k jhurmat ma zamin per utarty hn aur us shaks k ly dua-e-rehmat karty hn jo khara ya betha Allah ki Abadat kar raha ho

(Mishqat J#1,P#457,

Shaab-ul-iman, Baheqi J#3,P#343)

Gud Morning

"2 GET" & "2 GIVE"

Creates 2 Many PROBLEMS

But..,

(Just DOUBLE IT)

"4 GET & 4 GIVE"

Solves all the PROBLEMS

Live with a Simple Attitude.

Have a nice day

Islami

"ISLAM" 'Is' 'A' 'School',

"DUNIYA" 'Is' 'A' 'Class',

'WE' 'Are' 'Student',

"QURAN" 'Is' 'Sylabus',

"NAMAZ" 'Is' 'Practical',

MOHAMMAD" S.A.W.W 'Is' 'Teacher',

"ALLAH" 'Is' 'Examiner',

&

'Qayamat' 'Is' 'Date 'Of 'Result'

'So,''TRY' 'To' 'Get' '1st' 'Position'

Sad Sms

Ansu chaly t0rr k muqam-e-zabt ko

Dost

H0sly ka kacha ghar ab zlzly ki zadd me hy..

Yaad Sms

Aaj toot kar us ki yaad aaee to ihsaas hua

~MOHSIN~

utar jaain jo dil mein, WO bhulaaiy nahi jaatay.

Pepsi Sms

1 Larki park me bethi c0ldrink pi rahi thi..

Achanak usky samne 1 larka ruka 0r usne larki se time po0cha..

Larki ne kaha 1 shart pe bta0ngi,

Pehly tum ye bta0 k..

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Chand 29 ka h0ga ya 30 ka..?? ;-)

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(Har msg pepsi wala nahi h0ta) =P

Sweet Sms

"Hasrat e didar bhi kia cheez hai .....?

*=ay DøsT=*

Wo saamnaye aaye to musalsal dekha bhi nahi

jaata..

Eid Sms

Khabardaaaar.

Koi b girl apne boy friend se eidy nahe mange gi

warna wo bole ga

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Pehle eid to mil lo jaaan.

Quatation

In life we all have an unspeakable secret, an irreversible regret, an unreachable dream and an unforgettable love.

Diego Marchi

Cool Sms

Ultimate Truth:

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If Girl Fails In MATRIC

Then Directly Marriage...

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But,

If Boy Fails In MATRIC

Then Directly Garrage...

Funny But True:-

Cool Sms

Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,

Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ek aas hai,

Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai,

Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwas hai:D

Yaad Sms

Door Hain Tum Se Kuch Gham Nhi

Door Reh Kar Bhulane Wale Hum Nhi.

Roz Mulakaat Na Ho Tu Kia.

Teri Yaad Bhi Mulakaat Se Kam Nhi..

Wedding

Ek sahab dosray sahab se:

Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen?

Dosray sahab:

Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi.

Ramzan Sms

Duaon k sath Zindgi m RAMZAN

kA 1 or HASEEN OR AKHRI ROZZA Mubarak!

"* . ' , . * ', ' .

aj KHUDA ap ko wo her KHUShI dy jis ki dua ap hmesha krty ho

(AMEEN)

Question

Aaj ka dilfaraib question

Larikiyan apni books seenay se laga kr Q chalti hain?

replay me

Sad Sms

Talash kar raha hai wo hum se juda hone ka tareeqa

=WASI=

Sochte hain duniya hi chorh kar kyun na us ki mushkil aasan kar den.

Golden Word

6 Khubsurt Farman.

(1) Zaalim K Zulm Se Nahi Balke Saabir K Sabr Se Daro..

(2) Zaruri Nahi Jo Khoobsurat Ho Wo Khoobseerat B Ho..

(3) Aitbar Ki Barish Mein Itna Mat Bheego K Jism Nazar Aane Lage..

(4) Kisi Ko Haqeer Mat Samjho Kyu K Raaste Ka Mamooli Pathar B Munh K Bal Gira Sakta Hai..

(5) Jisko Apna Khayal Nahi Woh Kisi Ka Khayal Nahi Rakh Sakta..

(6) Kisi Ko Parkho Mat Kyu K Is Se Rishta Kamzor Ho Jata Hai..!

Sad Sms

Mein Ne Dushman Ko Bhi Ehsaas-E-Muhabbat Bakhshaa

mOhs!N

Mere Apney Mujhey Nafrat Ki Saza Detay Hein.

Sad Sms

Barri Ajeeb Hain is Nadaan Dil Ki Khuwahishay,

Iqbal.,

Aamaal Kuch Nahi,

pr DIL Talabgaar Hai Jannat Ka.....!!~

Cool Sms

We want peace in Karachi..

* Aaj nhe Bolo gay

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To Kal Bori me Miloge*

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Bori ka boycott:

Sad Poetry

Alfaz k jhootay bndhan me,

Agraz k gehre pardon me,

Hr shakhs mohabt krta ha,

Halan k mohabt kuch b nhi,

Sb jhotay rishtay natay hn,

Sb dil rkhne ki baten hen,

Kb kon ksi ka hota ha.?

Sb asli roop chupaty hen,

Ehsas se khali log yahan,

Lfzon k teer chalaty hen,

Ik bar nzr me a k wo,

Phr sari umr rulaty hen,

Ye ishq-o-mohabat mehr-o-wafa.!

Sb rsmi rsmi baten hen,

Hr shaks khudi ki masti me,

Bs apni khatir jeeta hai.

Gud Morning

'.', , ' Prindo ki chehchahati

.',',',', subha ki thindi hawa

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|____._| _| Pholoon ki mehkti khushbo k sath

*Aslam_o_Alikum*. Subha bakhair

Sad Poetry

Be-Naam Sa Ye Dard Thehr Q Nahi Jata,

Jo Beet Gaya Hai Wo Guzar Q Nahi Jata,

Sab Kuch To Hai Kya Dhoondti Rehti Hain Nigahain,

Kya Baat Hai.? Main Waqt Pe Ghar Q Nahi Jata,

Wo Aik Hi Chehra To Nahi Saray Jahan Main,

Jo Door Hai Wo Dil Se Utar Q Nahi Jata,

Main Apni Hi Uljhi Hui Rahon Ka Musafir Hoon,

Jate Hain Jidhar Sab Main Udhar Q Nahi Jata,

Wo Naam Jo Barson Se Mere Dil Main Basa Hai,

Wo Khuwab Agar Hai To Bikhar Q Nahi Jata....!

Sad Poetry

Ye azmat-e-batil dhoka hy,

Ye Haibat-e-kafir kch b nhi,

Mitti k khilone hn saray,

Ye kufar k lashkr kch b nhi,

'ALLAH' se drne walon ko

Batil se drana mushkil hy,

jb KHOF_E_KHUDA ho dil me,

ye qesar o kisra kch b nhi,

Dastoor b hy,

Tanzim b hy,

Tehzib b hy,

Talim b hy,

QUR'AN' me pinhan sb kuch hy,

QUR'AN' se bahir kch b nhi,

'ISLAM' agr manzoor nhi,

QUR'AN' agr dastoor nhi,

Phir afsos hy

is azadi pr,

Ye Mulk o Millat kch b nhi...*?

Duaa

"Faasla na rahy ye dua kijiye,

"Hai taqaza wafa ka wafa kijiye,

"Aur to kuch nahin mangty hum aapsy,

"Bas jab uthao hath to humary liye bhi "DUA"kijiye!

Sweet Sms

"Zara see Furst Nikal K Hamien Qatal Hi Kar Dalo"

¤ZAIN¤

"You Tumhare Intazar Mein TaRaP TaRaP Kay Marna Hamien Bardasht Nahi Hota,,,!

Sad Poetry

Dar_e_Qafs Se Parey Jab Saba Guzarti Hy

Kise Khabar K

Aseeron Pe Kya Guzarti Hy

Taluqaat Kabi Is Qadar Na Toote Thay

K Teri Yaad B Dil Se Khafa Guzarti Hy

Wo Ab Miley B

Tu Milta Hy Is Tara Jese

Bujhe Charagh Ko Chhoo Kr Hawa Guzarti Hy

Ye Ehl_e_Hijar Ki Basti Hy Ehtiyaat Se Chal

Museebton Ki Yahan Inteha Guzarti Hy

Na Poch Apni Anaa Ki Baghawten

"SHAH"

Dar_e_Qabool Se Bach Kar ""Dua"" Guzarti Hy. .

Islami

jab

"BiSMiLLAH" nazil Hui To Badal Mashriq ki Simt Doray,

Hawaen Sakin Hogaen,

Samandar josh Me AGaya,

Shetano ko Asmano Se Pathar Mare Gae,

Or

ALLAH PAK Ne Farmaya:

"Muje Meri

izzat-0-jalal ki Qasam!

Jis Cheez Pe "BiSMiLLAH" Parhi jaay Gai Main us Me Barkat Donga

Ramzan Sms

Jis ne bana diya her ghar ko Gulistan,

Chala jaye ga kuch dino me ye Mehman,

Tofe me ye deye ja raha hai Eid Sab ko!

Al Vida ! Al Vida Mah-E-Ramazan;-

(GOOD MORNING)

Islami

"REHMAN" Hai Wo Zaat

Jis Ne Tmhein Mitti Se Insaan Banaya

Tmhare Gunahon K Bawajod Hr Roz Rizq Deta Hai

Wo Zaat Jo Tmhari Touba Pe Tmhare Gunahon Ko B Nekiyon Mein Badal Deta Hai

Wo Zaat Jo Tmharay Raaz Jantay Hoe B Tmhari Sarkashi K Bawajod Unhein Faash Nhe Karta

Wo Zaat Jis Ne Tmhare Liay "QURAN" Utara Ta K Tm Us Ke Zareeye "JANNAT"Hasil Kar Sako

"TO TUM APNE RAB KI KON KON SI NAIMATON KO JHUTLAAO GAY"

Duaon Me Yaad

Rakhiye Ga...

Talib'E'Dua

Gud Morning

(",)/ A! Kya

/)) Bolta Tu?

_/?_

(.") A! Kya me

/((\ Boloon?

_/?_

(",)/

/)) Sun!

_/?_

(.")

/((\

_/?_ Suna!

Good morning or kiya.

Golden Word

The day u allow ur entire existence 2 believe in ALLAH & His power over ur destiny,

ur problems would b reduced 2 zero!

Believe that nothing would go wrong because He's writing d script of ur life & u know He writes only Masterpieces...!

Insult

Nechay diye gae no. mese 1 no. choose krn. Mai apko btaunga k ap ki Personality kesi hai

Balke yar tu rehne hi dy

Tu wese hi chawl sa lgta he.

Sad Sms

Hum Ne Mohbaton Ky Nashe Me Aa Kr Use Khuda Bana Dala,

_____Ghalib_____

Hosh Tab Aaya Jab Us Ne Kaha Ky Khuda Kisi 1 Ka Nahi Hota..

Eid Sms

('.') kasy ho

/)j)/ my dear.??

/ /

('.') ap ko

/)j)\ pata hy?

/ /

K Zindgi Ka K0i Bhr0sa Nhe!

Is Liye Hum Ap K0 abi keh daty hain,

,-*"*-.,.-*"*-,

( HAPPY )

\EID MUBARAK/

"-._,,IN,,_.-"

.......ADVANCE.......

*._.*.*2011*.*._.*

Lov Poetry

Merey pagal piya meri chahat na kr,

Mujhey daikha na kr mujhey socha na kr

So bar kaha itni muhbt ni achi

So bar kaha ltna tmasha na kr

Na jany kb tot jaye wafa ki ye dori

To muj pe bhrosa ziada na ker

Kia pata kb ye ehd toot jay

Sath jeeny marny ka wada na kr

Qurbtoon men fasly lazmi hen jana!!!

Kbi mil na paoon to tarpa na ker

Agr men mar gia to phir kia kro ge

Paglon ki tara toot k chaha na kr...

Islami

Behen , Bhai

KhaLa , Mamo

Agar

Zakat k Mustahiq Hon To

Inhen Zakat De Sakte Hain -

BOOK-Fatawa Rizwiya-10/110

Ramzan Sms

SaDQa-e-FiTaR Msg #1:

Namaz-e-Eid sy pehly dia jany wala sadqa , sadqa fitar kehlata hn aur ye wajib-ul-ada hn.

Hazrat Ibn Umar (Razi ALLAH Anhu) Frmate Hen K "Sadqa-e-Fitar Ada Krne Me 3 Fazilaten Hen,

(1) Roze Ka Qabool Hona

(2) Sakrat Moot Me Aasani Or

(3) Aazab-e-Qabar Se Nijat"

(Book Of Zakat,Bab Sadqat-ul-Fitar J#2, P#114)

Sad Sms

Chor dia hum ny us ka deedar krna hamesha k liyE

Jis ko hamari nigah ki QADAR na ho usy mur mur k kya daikhna.

Sweet Sms

Palko pe aa k ruk jate hain Aansoo

Tanha hmen pa kr beh jate hain Aansoo

Dil to boht krta hai apna ghum btaon apko

Pr apko hnsta dekh kr Sookh jate ha Aanso.

Islami

Saari Duniya main Taqseem Tum Apna Waqt karte hO. , .

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Sirf Mere liye Tum ko kOi Lamha nhi milta..!!

A Silent Msg from NAMAZ....

Cool Sms

Lesson 1: ki ku ki ki ko ki ku

Lesson 2: o ki ko ka ki ka o ki ka

Lesson 3: ki ka ku ku ka ko ki ka ku

Congratulation's!

u have successfully completed monkey's language course

Now u r a smart monkey

****

( @.@ )

'(---)'

Plz collect ur certificate

&

get a job in zoo:-)

Student & Exam

koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,

Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,

Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,

to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)'

Politician

Sara din rozey ma bhoka aur piyasa rehney k baad aftar ma tarah tarah ki nahmaten deakh kar dil khush ho jata hey leykin

Jo maza "BHANG K PAKARON" ma hey wo aur kisi ma nahi.

QAIM ALI SHAH KA AFTAR PARTY K MOKEY PR KHiTAAB.

Duaa

Har kamyabi pay aap ka naam hoga,

Apke har qadam pay duniya ka salam hoga,

Mushkilon ka samna himmat sey karna,

Dua hai ek din waqt bhi apka ghulam hoga.

Duaa

kuch Log apka numbr Mang rahe thy?

Main ne apka numbr aur Address 2no dy diye Hain.

Un Logon k Naam Ye hain.

1- Sukh,

2- Salamti,

3- Barkat,

4- Khushi,

5- Tandurasti.

6- lambi umar

Please inko welcome kijiye ga?

Q k main ne unse request ki hai k

Ye Sab HAMESHA ap k sath rahen. . . :-)

Duaa

~DUA~

May Almighty Allah bless you, Happiness deep inside your Heart,

Success in Every part of your Life,

Caring Friends

around you,

A Love that never Ends,

Good Health here to Stay,Beautiful Memories of Yesterday,

Nice Days without Sorrows,A Pathway leading to Better Tommorows,

Dreams that always come True,

AND

A Great Appreciation for whatever you desire..

These are my wishes for you, Now and Forever..

(AAMEEN)

Sweet Sms

GUL_E_NARGIS ka Gul-dasta ba_dast_e_ghair q bheja.....? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

*/*

Dekhaani then agar AANKHAIN to "TUM" khud hi chalay aatay....!!

Teacher And Student

Teacher:

Why r u late for school?

KID:

Because of Sign.

Teacher:What Sign?

KID:

It says

"School ahead, go slow"

Note: "ahead" mean aagay

Sad Sms

Aarzoo, phir aarzoo k baad khoon-e-aarzoo

"Mohsin.......!

Lo aik fiqray main bayaan hay, dastaan-e-zindagi.

Duaa

Ho aap pe RAMZAN ki hazaron barkaten " N A Z I L "

Na rahe dil ek pal bhi ibadat se " G A F I L "

Aap ki her dua ho Qabool " K A M I L "

aur un duaon me ek hum bhi hon " S H A M I L "

Duaa

Kushi Se "DIL"

Ko Abad Rkna

Gham Se "DIL"

Ko Azad Rkna

Hmari Bs Itni

C "GUZARISH" Hy

Hamy "SMS"

Na B Kro Magr

Apni "DUAO"

Me Yad Rkna!!

Yaad Sms

"Tum Pe Khatm Sari Chahat Hogi"

"Phir Na Ksi Pe Ye Inayat Hogi"

"Kuch Is Tarha Se Krenge Yad "Tum" Ko

"Na Tum Ko Shikwa Hoga Na Zamane Ko Shikayat Hogi"

Cool Sms

Wapsi ka safar ab mumkin nhe farazzz,,

Hum mohbaat me nikal chukay hain LIYARI se b agay,,

\('',)oye ashiq

)..(\wapis aja

/ /aghwa hojae

Gaa bachu.

Gud Nite

Raat Bhar Jagta Hon Main Aik Aisay Shakhs Ki Khatir.!

Jissay Din Ke Ujaalay Mein Bhi Kabhi Meri Yaad Nahi Aayi..

"GoodNight"

Sad Sms

Qaaflay Raah mein Qadmon k Nishaan Chhorr Gaey MEER,,,

Kaash Khushbo ki Tarha Dard bhi Hijjrat karta....!

Politician

Lafz likhta hun to EHSAS likha jata ha

Darya likhta hun to PYAS likha jata ha

Mere zamer se wakif he qalam b mera

KUTTA likhta hun to ZRDARI lika jata hay.

Jumma Mubarik

,*""*JUMA*""*,

*, TUL WIDAH ,*

"*,, MUBARAK,,*"

"""¥"""

Ey ÅLLÅH ham istaghfar krty hain tu hamara Rabb hy tu hamari toaba qabul farma, "AMEEN"

Eid Sms

Wishng U

Happy EID Mubrik

I Know Ye Jaldi Hai

Par Kya Karon Bohat Sary Sweet

Young Dashing Smart Friends Ko Wish Karna Hy

,

Socha Pehle

.

BUZURGO Ko Nipta Dun.

Jumma Mubarik

*,*,*,*, Best wishes to you

"-.\'/.-" JUMMA

)""( TUL-WIDA

(===) of

)__(

Ramzan mubarak Remember me In Ur Prayers.

Latest

NoKrani Se Bartan Toot Gaya.

MalKin Ne Kaha: haramzadi Ye Kya Kia Tu Ne?

Bacha: Mama Ye haramzadi Kya Hy?

Maa:Ye Sochty Howe K Bacha Gali Na SeKh Jai Keh Dia "Sehatmand" Agley Din Phir 1 Or Barten Toot Gaya

MalKin Ne Phir Se Gali Di:kamini Phir Bartan Tor Dia

Bacha:Maa kamini Kia Hy?

Maa:"Kamzor"

1 Din Bachay Ki nani Bemar Hogai, bacha maa K sath nani Ko deKhny gya or Kehny laga Mama Pehly nani Kitni haramzadi Thi Ab Kitni kamini Hoti jarahi hein..!!

Sad Sms

¤Na jago raat bhar Mohsin! Meri mano to so jao,

Ye khawabida nazar phir kal kisi ko maar dalay gi.¤

Sad Sms

Dil ko ab trk-e tamanna py karain gay raazi

Yoo shab-o-Roz muhabbat k sitam kon sahe...!!!

Boy & Girl

"Larki k Gaal pr Gulaab maarny ka response"

Englsh girl:

U r 2 naughty sweet heart

Urdu girl:

Nhi kro na Jan

Punjabi girl: Insan da Bacha ban kutty deya Putra!

Hazrat Ali (R.A)

"Mujhay Dunya K Uss Maal Ko Kya Karna hai Jis K Halaal mein Hisaab hai Aur Haraam mein Azaab hai".

HAZRAT ALI(R.A)

Eid Sms

('.') Changa

/)|(\ Palla Dost

_/''\_ C Mera

Mein Gichi

/)|(\Maror

_/'"\_ Diti

EID da gift nai dita c,

Tuse v soch lo 2 din pay ny.

Latest

YU get RICH Naturally as U grow old:

Silver in ur hair,

Gold in ur teeth,

Sugar in ur blood &

Stones in ur kidney ....:D

Cool Sms

Aaj jis jis nay roza rakha hai uski aftari mere ghar

.

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k kareeb wali masjid me hai ok all frndz r invited yaad say aa jana.

Pepsi Sms

Had Hogyi Yaar,

Kal Me Namaz

Parh K Nikla To

1 Faqeer Mujhse Bola:

Beta Bohat Piyas Lagi Hy

..

..

60 Mere Pas Hain Agar 5 Tum Dedo To....!:-

Ramzan Sms

Ay maah-e-Ramzan aahista chal,

Abhi kafi Qarz chukana hai,

"ALLAH" ko krna hy raazi,

Or gunaho ko bakhswana hy,

Kuch khuwab hain jin ko likhna hy,

Or tabiro ko pana hy,

Kuch log hen ujre dil wale,

Un dilo me pyar basana hy,

Or khizan rasida angan me,

Khushyon ka deep jalana hy,

Kuch tauba krni baqi hy,

Or "RAB" ko hume manana hy,

Jannat ko pana hai,

Dozakh se khud ko bachana hy,

Ay maah-e-Ramzan aahista chal,

Abhi kafi Qarz chukana hai.

Sad Poetry

Be khwab lamho ka Parastar kon tha,

Itni udaas raat main Bedaar kon tha,

Kis ko ye fikr thi K mohabbat mein kiya howa?

Hum is pe larr rahe thay

K wafadaar kon tha,

100 kashtiyan jala k Chaly sahilon se hum,

Ab tm ko kya batayein K us paar kon tha,

Ye faisla to shayed Waqt b na kr sakay,

Such kon bolta tha,Adakaar kon tha,

Zamaney guzar gaye Ye sochty howe,

Main kis ko kahoon APNA,Mera ghum khwar kon tha...!.

Ramzan Sms

Khalqat-e-Khuda aj rone ko he

Mah-e-Rmzan b juda hone ko he

Socho zra k kya paya hmne

Kya apne RAB ko mnaya hmne?

Kya jane ye mah naseeb ho ya na ho

USKI rhmat ka kya haq nibhaya hmne?

Ho k ashkbaar mang lo RAB se

Ab baab-e-rhmat band hone ko he...

Remembr me in ur prays

Sad Sms

Wafa K SheHaR MaiN QeHaT-e-WaFa HaY.

ShaYaD.,

HaZaRoN FarD HaiN LeKiN Koie ApNa Nahi MiLta.

Q & A

Answer:

(It's Really True)

020:Irritating Mind

120:Cool Mind

244:Clever Mind

264:Romantic Mind

557:Loving Mind

302:Duffer Mind

309:Lazy Mind

900:Soft Mind

Q & A

Select 1 No Then I'll Tell You K

Aapka Mind Kis Qisam ka Hai.

020, 120, 244, 264,

557, 302, 309, 900,

reply must

Sweet Sms

Ham beparva hi sahi phr bi Dost to Aap k hain ,,

==

:

:

Aadat ki Baat aur hy,Ham Dil k Buray nahi...

Sweet Sms

Kiya milay ga dilon mein "ANA" rakh k "Dost"

Barri mukhtsir C hy ye zindagi haal to pochh liya kro.,.!

Ramzan Sms

Aasman bh¡ ha¡ ro0 raha,

Tujhay ka¡Say kahay A£w¡da,

Jaa raha ha¡ Jaa raha,

Bus RamZan ha¡ ab A£w¡da.

Ye rehmato0 barkato0 wa£¡ ye raAt

Ye sama'Atay ho ge ab kaha,

jaa raha ha¡jaa raha

Mahay RamZan ha¡ bus A£w¡Da,

Jo0 ho gae koe mujh say khata, Mu'af karna ye ha¡ I£t¡JaA,

YaAd rakhna du'ao0 ma¡

~ Umar ~

ha¡ Ta£¡B-e-Dua

Shab-E-Qadar Sms

-¤*¤-._.-¤*¤-,

( 27ve )

"-.,,_,RaaT,_,.-"

,-¤*¤-._.-¤*¤-,

(* Mubarik *)

"+.,,,,.oo.,,,,.+"

muj ko Dua'on Main yaad Rakhiye Ga.

Shab-E-Qadar Sms

Laila-tul-Qadr

('"'''''\ /""")

( |\ \/ /| UBARAK

(__) \__/ (__) HO.

Allah ap ki hr jaiz hajt qabol frmay

(Ameen)

Dua me yad rkhna.

Sad Sms

" " " Uss ko bhulana hota to kab Ka bhula daitey "LOGO" , , ,

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.......Wo "rooh-e-mohabbat" hay koi "tammasha" to nahi.....

Hazrat Ali (R.A)

Farman Hazrat ALI:

Tm Jo 1 GaaLi Mazaq or Gussy my Dete Ho.

Us Se Tmhari Qbar Me.1 Bichoo Bnta Hy"

(4wd Specialy Young Boyz & girlz)

Ramzan Sms

"twjh frmaen hr sal Ramzan.ul mubarik k alwida jumaa p Msg bhja jta he k js main Zohar k bad nafilon ka zkir hota he k ye nafil ada kr lyne s Sari zindgi k Qaza Namazen ada ho jaen gi Ye msg glt he,blke In Nafilon k jo sahi fzilt ye he k jo Qaza Namazon ka gunah he wo muaf ho ga oR sari zindagi k Qaza Namazen to parhne se h Ada hon gi Ap se rqust he k Bghr tasdiq k Islami msgs oR Hazrat Ali k Qol frwd mt krn Ho skta he k jis Msg ko ap Sawab smjh k logon tk bhjn wo ap k lie Gunahy jaria ho jae Huzoor K frameen Qurane pak K Ayaton ka trujma or koi bhi Islami bt Bghr tsdiq k frwd krke apne ap ko oR logon ko gunahon main mubtila na krn plz thnk it or toba krke ainda bchne k niyat frmaen..!!

Sad Sms

"Jaagte rehne say bhi ruktay hain kahin behte aansu...?

Umar bhar hogi ye barsaat chalo naha leen...!

Ramzan Sms

Sub ko uddas kr k ramzaan ja rha ha.

Kaisa hasseen_o_dilkush mhemaan ja rha ha.

Aaya tha ulfathon ki taz'za bhar lay kr.

Sub pe lota k apna fezaan ja rha ha.

Jumma Mubarik

*|'"'|___|"''|*.¤.

*| APPY¤

*|__|"''''|__|*.¤.

*last Juma.Tul.Mubarik*

*.__.*.OF*.__.**

*..*RAMAZAN*..**_.*._.*._*

recite Darood-e-pak as much as p0sible... & remember me in ur Juma prayerz

Jumma Mubarik

Salam Gd mrng

= * = * = * *

* Jummat *

* Ul Vida *

* Mubarak *

* = * = * = *

Is Düå k säth

K Håmèshå

Aap pår

Allah ki Zaat-e-Aqdas

Mèhrbån

rahåy, Aameen

Duaön me yäd rèkhnäy ke darkhast

Teacher And Student

Teacher:

I just signed up for facebook :D

Student: WTF???

Theacher:

what does WTF Means?

Student: oh it means WELCOME TO FACEBOOK

Sweet Sms

Zara si zindagi hai

Arman bohat hain.

Hamdard nhi koi

Insaan bohat hain.

Dil ka dard sunain to Sunain kis ko.

Jo dil k qarib hain

Wo anjan bohat hain.

Sweet Sms

Zara si zindagi hai

Arman bohat hain.

Hamdard nhi koi

Insaan bohat hain.

Dil ka dard sunain to Sunain kis ko.

Jo dil k qarib hain

Wo anjan bohat hain.

Sad Sms

Wo kia ajeeb shakhs tha k jis ki zaat par..! 'MOHSIN'

Jab aitbaar barh gaya to ikhtiaar Na raha.

Sad Sms

Ek Baar Meri hasti Ko Pehchan Leta K0i

Mery Seeny Men Bhi DiL tha Ye jan Leta K0i

Kb Kaha Hum Ne k humen Chaho

BuSs .. eK Bar Humari wafa jan Leta K0i..

Sardar

Panjabi UK gya, Airport officer ne name pucha,

Panjabi: "Umer Draz Bhatti"

Officer: English may bolo,

Panjabi kuch dair sochne k baad,

"LONG LIFE OVEN"

Officer: hahaha

peeche 1 sardar kara tha wo bola:

I am "Beautiful Red Underwear"

Officer: what???

Sadar: Mera nam hai "Sundar Lal Chaddi"

Sad Sms

Pichley baras tha khauf tujhe kho na doun kahen... . . . . . .

Ab k baras dua hai tera samna na ho.

Lov Poetry

Usy kehna K Lout Aao suna he Eid i he

Ek baar to Aa K mil jao suna he Eid i he

Usey kehna K bin tere bohat Eiden Guzari he

Is baar to milne Aa jaao suna he Eid i he

Usy kehna judai se Muhabat kam nh hoti

Ye dunya ko batla jaao k suna he Eid i he.

Usy kehna K chahat ka Bharam na totne dena

Tm pal do pal hi Aa jao suna he Eid i he

Usy kehna K tanha he koi Eid K din Bi,

Ye tanhai mita jao suna he Eid i he..

Sad Poetry

Tarrap rahi hai har ik tamanna,

Na "TUM" se milte,

Na aisa hota.

Bujhi bujhi si hai dil ki duniya,

Na "TUM" se milte

Na aisa hota.

Hum aisi mehfil men kaise jayn,

Jahan k manzar hamen jalayn.

Agar hai jalna Jalen gy tanha.

Na "TUM" se milte,

Na aisa hota.

Na chain aaye, Na maot aaye,

Na jee rahe hain,

Na mar rahe hain.

Kahan tha pehle ye haal Apna.

Na "TUM" se milte,

Na aisa hota.!!

Sweet Sms

Us Ne Ek Baar Kaha Tha Pyaar Sirf Mujh Se Karna...?

"SaMaR"

"Khuda Gawa Hai Phir Aaj Tak Hum Ny

Muhabbat Ki Nigah Se Kabhi Khud Ko Bhi Nahi Dekha...*?

Latest

Chal Chaliye Masjid di uss nukary,

Jithay Jutiyan di Lambi Qataar Howe,

Ek tu Chuk Le,

Ek main Chuk Laan,

Saadi Eid bari mazedar howe..!!

( Juti Chor Group)

Question

=Hum=

=Apke=

=Hain=

=kon= ?

1) Agr frnd to

Ye msg wapas bejo

2) Agr Best frnd

To koi joke bejo

3) Agr Lover to

call me

4) Agr Special ho to miscall karo

5)agr sweet frnd ho to khali msg bejo

6) Agr jan se aziz ho to ghazal bejo

7) Agr dushmn ho to reply B na karo..

Sad Sms

:~Apni awaz hi ab loat k deti h jwab..

Hai koi ehlay wafa ??

"koi nahi,

"koi nahi"

Jokes

Mouse to Elephant:

"2 Din k liye Apni

Neaker dena."

Elephant:

"Ha...Ha...Ha...Ha...Ha....

Pehney ga Kya ??"

Mouse

"Nahe,Beti ki Shadi hy

Tent lagwna hy

Duaa

Ya ALLAH dont take my soul away until you are happy with me, ameen

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Ya ALLAH give me death while i m in sajdah. Ameen

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Ya ALLAH let the last words of my life be the kalma Shahadat. Ameen

.

Ya Allah If i die in Sleep let My heart beat the zikr of ALLAH. Ameen

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Oh ALLAH, the guider of the lost souls, 4give The Entire Umah! Ameen

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Ya ALLAH 4give My Parents, My Teachers, My Family,My Friends.ameen

Yaad Sms

Hum Dil Ko Unki Yadon Se Azad Nhi Krte

Hont C Lete Hain Mgr Faryad Nhi Krte

Raat Se din Ho Jata Hai Unhen Sochte Howe

Aur Unko Gila He K Hum Yaad Nhi Krte.

Sad Sms

Shab-E-Aawargi Hum Jese Logon Se Qaaim Hai Warna...

Kitna Ajeeb Sa Lagta Hai Sar-e-Sham Logon Ka So Jana...!!

Sweet Sms

= Dil ne kähä thä nä chäh usäy päglon ki täräh

"sial"

Wo bewäfä ho jaye gä teri muhäbbät k näshay se.!

Sad Sms

Uthay hain us k bazm say Amjad hazar baar,

Ham tark e arzo ka irada kiye huway....

Cool Sms

Usne jo sher maara to wah wah ho gai,

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Wah wah wah

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Usne jo sher maara to wah wah ho gai,

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Maine jo sher maara to sherni bevah ho gai.. :-P

Latest

"'Molana Roomi'" Aik dokan par kharay thay aik aurat suda lainay aai. Dokandar nay suda de kar us say paisay talab na keye. Jab wo aurat chali gye tou "Romi" nay wajh poochi?

/

Jawab mila, mujhay us say mohabbat hay aur mohabat main kia hisab kitab!

/

"Molana Romi" ye sun kar behosh ho gye jab hosh aya tu farmaya, aik teri mohabat hay koi hisab kitab hi nahi aur aik mera ishq

"ALLAH" se hay or main tasbeeh bhi gin gin kar parhta hon.

Quatation

Today's Quote:

Ability & Character go hand in hand to succeed in life

Ability will get U to the Top

&

Character will keep U at the Top.

Sad Sms

Rehny do k ab tum b mjhe parak na sako gay,

Barsaat mein kaghaz ki tarah bheeg gaya hun....

Pathan Sms

1 pathan Qasaai ban gaya.,

Jab wo pehla janwar zibah karnay laga to confuse ho gaya aur bhool gaya k churi pheirtey huwey kya parrhna hai.

Ek lamha sochnay k baad churi pheirtey huwey oonchay se bola...

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Happy birth day to you...!

Sad Sms

Ab kia DhonDtaY Ho, JaLy HuWay KaGhzoo ki Raakh Main

-="*ZAIN*"=-

-="*( Wo AFsana He Jal Gaya, Jis Ka UnWaan Tum ThaY)*"

Funy Poetry

FUNNY GAZAL

Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se,

wrna mohbat to thi Nasreen se,

Anjane me sab kehdia Mehreen se,

kia haal hua tha pocho Samreen se,

ab umeed hy sirf Noreen se,

lekin bat banegi Farheen se,

ya phir dekho Ambreen se,

nahi to shayad Nosheen se,

warna setting to hy or bhi

"2-3"se. :-)

Ramzan Sms

Waqt to parinde ki tarha hy orh Jaye ga

Gya wqt phr na kbi ayega

Krlo dil bhr k naykian ramzan me

Ramzan to mehman hy chala Jaega...!!

Sad Sms

Wo meray pasS sAy guzra, ~na d¡£ dharka na £ab'b £arzay

Qayamat hy.! ~¤=¤~

Qayamat ka khamosh¡ se guzar jaNa...

Faraz

Wo To Tanha Chor Gaya Jatay Jatay A Fraz...

Aysay Bhi Marasim Na Thay Jatay Jatay...!

A tribute to 3rd death aniversry of Syed Ahmed Fraz

Hazrat Ali (R.A)

"Aapas mein galatiyon or galatfehmiyo ko darguzar kiya karo

Q K

Darguzar na karo ge

to muhabat khatam ho jae gi,

Jab muhabat khatam hogi to rabita tot jae ga,

Jab rabita tot jaey ga to fasla ho jaey ga

Or

yehi fasla 1 din tumhara rishta tor dy ga."

HAZRAT ALI (A.S.)

Eid Sms

Kya bhrosa?

Mobile ka

Battry ka

Charger ka

Network ka

Balance ka

Life ka

Time ka

Isi liye meri tarf sy ap ko

bohat bohat

Advance

"EID MUBARAk"

Or ye

"EID card ap k lye"

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*|+ EID +¡*

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**ONLY FOR U**

Cool Sms

Jo kehta tha Humen tum Maango to jaan Bhi Hazir hai,

FARAZ

Aaj 50 ka Load Maanga to Kehta hai ek Banda Maar diya hamari Taraf sub Dukanen Band hain.

("""")

["*"]

(,")/ Topi dekh

/)) yaar.

| \_saaley ki!

Eid Sms

Eid Pe Jo Eidi

Hasil Ho Use

Fazol kamo Mai

Zaya Na Kren

Balke

Us Raqam ko

03218800317

Per Bazrya Easy Load Bhej Kr

Zada se Zada

Duwain Hasil karin..

Gud Morning

Arey o Friendwa..!

Kesa Hai Re tu?

Bole To Apun ko Tera Bht yaad Aawe hai ry.

Q k

Akkha jindagi Me Apun ko TU He "Dost" Mila

Jis pe apun ko bht naaj hy...

Pr tu sota bht hai ry.

Juldi uth ja sawera ho gya hai...

Apun tere ko subha ka salam thokny ka wasty aya hai.

GOOd MORNING.

Pepsi Sms

Teacher: Pakistan nay kis jung mein India ko ibratnaak shikast di .... ?

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Student: 19 so pEpsi ki jUng mein..!!

Cool Sms

Ab in Bikhre Huwe Kaghazon Me Kiya Dhundte Ho

"faraZzzz"

Wo Jis Me Tumhari Tsaveer Thi Us Me Koi Pakory Le Gaya..

Politician

(FILM)

Loot Lo Pakistan

HERO:

Asif Zardari

HEROIN:

Fozia Wahab

SIDE HERO:

Yousf Raza Gilani

VILLAN:

Imran Khan

Dhamakay Daar

MUSIC BY:

Zulfiqar mirza

ACTION BY:

ANP & MQM

SUSPENCE BY:

India

COMEDY BY:

Altaf Hussian

& Rehman malik

DIRECTOR:

America

FINANCED BY:

Poor People of Pakistan,

1 aisi movie jise kisi cinema ki zarurat nahi poore mulk mein shandar numaish jaari hai.

Islami

Irshad-e-Nabvi (S.A.W.W) hai

"Jis shakhs ki Namazain Qaza hoi hon or taadad na maloom ho, tu wo Ramzan k akhri Juma k din 4 rakat nafal 1 salam sa parhay, har rakat ma Surah Fatiha k baad Ayatal-kursi 7 baar, Surah Kauser 15 baar parhay, Agar 700 saal ki namazain bi kaza hoi hon gi to is k kafaray k liya ye namaz ha.

Iss pegham ko phailayn takay zayada sa zayada loog kafara aada kar sakain.

Duaa

Raabton ki dunya hai,

Raabton se rishtay hain,

Aanay walay saalon mein,

Kis k sang hansna hai,

Kis se mil kar rona hai,

Kab ye apnay bas mein hai,

Magar aasmaan ki janib,

Phailay hath kehtay hain,

Dil se dil ka her talluq moatbar dua se hai,

Duaaon mein basay logo,

Jahan bhi raho ,

Bohot khush

BOHOT KHUSH RAHO..

Islami

"Hazrat Ayesha Radiy Allah ta'ala Anhuma se riwayat he,k Huzoor Salallaho Alaih wasalam ne irshad frmaya:

" Shabe Qadar ko Rmzan.ul.mubarik k akhri ashre k taq raton yani,21vn,23vn, 25vn,27vn oR 29vn raton main talash karo_"

{book name Faizane Rmzan pje No 319}

Punjabi Sms

Jis Yaar De Yaar Hzaran Hovan,

Us Yaar Nu Yaar Na SamJhin..

Jehra Hadd ton Wadd k Pyar karey,

Us Pyar Nu Pyar Na SamJhin..

Howay Yaar te Devay khaar tenu,

Us khaar Nu khaar Na SamJhin..

..BULLHAY SHAH..

Bhavain Yaar Haqeer v Hovay,

Ohdi Sangat Be'kaar Na SamJhin.!.!

Jumma Mubarik

JUMMA TUL WADAH,

('"'''''\ /""")

( |\ \/ /| UBARAK

(__) \__/ (__) HO.ALLAH ap ki her jaiz hajat qabol farmain.

(AMEEN) DUA MAIN YAD RAKHNA PLZ.

Sweet Sms

mil he jaye ge wafa

anjan ajnabi

shaher ka shaher bewafa tu nahi

Politician

BREAKING NEws!

"Janab Aamir sb"

Hr Sal ki Trh is Sal B Eid-ul-Fitr ki namaz Apne Aabai sheir hasilpur Mein Ada karen Gy.

Namaz k Bad Khas-O-Aam Logon Se milain gy ar unko Eid ki mubarak bad B dyn Gy.

Or logo sy milny ka ye silsa pahly 2 din tak jari rahe ga phr wo masroof ho jayen gy

Camera Man Yousaf Raza Gilani k Sath

Asif ALi Zardari

Geo News HASILPUR

Islami

Namaz Pahrny K Dornan Mein

Honay Wali Bohat Bari Ghaltiyan,

Jin Se Bachna Bohat Zaarori Hota Hai.

(1)

Jaldi Jaldi Namaz Pahrna,

(2)

Paon Or Ungliyon Ka Qibla Ke Tarf Na Hona,

Sajdy k duran paon ka zmeen sy uth jana

(3)

Imam Se Peihlay Koi Arkaan Ada Karna,

(5)

Rokuh Mein Kamar Ka Seedha Na Hona,

(6)

Sajday Mein Naak Zameen Per Na Lagana,

(7)

Sajday Mein Kohniyon Yani

( Kalaai ) Ka Zameen Se Touch Karna,

(8)

Attahiyat Mein Hath Ke Ungliyan Ghutnon Se Neechay Hona,

Kisi 1 Ko Send Kar Dain Kia Pata

Aap Ke Waja Se Kisi Ke Namaz Theek Ada Ho Jaye..

Latest

Arz Kia Hai

Pankha chale tu hawa deta hai

Wah Wah

Pankha chale tu hawa deta hai

Bhai Wah Wah

Pankha chale tu hawa deta hai

Zara si Tawajja Plz

Bhai pankha chale tu hawa deta hai

kya irshaad farmaya hai

Pankha chale tu hawa deta hai

bohat khob

bhai wah

maar dala zalim

dobara irshaad

Pankha chale tu hawa deta hai

Band kardo to nahi deta hai.

wah wah wah mehfil loot li..

Islami

Jumma-uL-Wada Ko

Qaza-e-Umri K NafiL

Is KhayaL Se Parhna K

Is NafiL Namaz Se Tamam

Qaza Namazen Ada Ho Jaen Gi Ye BatiL (Jhoota) KhayaL Hai

Is Main Koi Haqiqat Nahi

Lehaza

Jitni Bhi Qaza Hain Wo Sab

Ki Sab Ada Karna Zaroori Hain -

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