Funny Poetry

Behtareen SHAIRI

*Agar ho beemar to dhondo chemist....

My Name is Khan & I m not a terorist .....

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*Raat k 2 bajay bajji ghar ki bell...

Mein ne gate khola to choukidar bola...

All z well, All z well ;-)

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*Karna parta hai apny kharchon pe qabu..

Ek chutki sindur ki qemat tm kya janu Remahesh babu :-....

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*Call krny se pehly balance janchna...

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Basanti, in kuttun k samny mat nachna ;-.:

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*Tm bn kesy yun g paen gay...

Aaen gay, aaen gay....merey Karan Arjun aaen gay :-p

*Aey mehboob mujh pe itna to karam krdo, kis ne kaha tha pepsi pe 5 rupey kam krdo?: