Politician

Judge :

Tm par jo ilzamat sabit ho rhy hain

Is par apni safai may kia kaho gay?

Mulzim :

Jo ilzam lagane wala hay wo bhe mera bhai hay ap bhe mery bhai hain or hum sub pakistani bhai hain.

Judge :

Apni safai pesh kar barwe

Rehman malik Mat ban.

Bollywood

"My body and heart is very thirsty

O my beloved by your love"

Samajh ayi?

Nahi,

Profesar NASEEBO LAL explain it

Mera tan man pyasa

Channa ve tere pyaar da.

:-DB-);-)

Politician

Zardari qom se khataab kar rahe thy,

Bohat se logon ne bohat se sawal kiye,

Phir ek admi ne zardari se sawal kiya,

K saal k 12 mahine mai ap ka kya karne ka irada hota hy,

Zardari ne jawab diya: 12 mahino 12 tareekon se qom ko luton ga mai..

DHINKA CHIKA

DHINKA CHIKA

DHINKA CHIKA

DHINKA CHIKA

Sad Poetry

Kion aankh mein behte hoye ashkon ki lri hai..?

Chup reh mere hum-watan qayamat ki ghari hai

hota hai kuch guman sa medaan-e-hashar ka

har ik musalman ko apni hi pari hai

Mit jaye mera Dais, ye halaat bana kar

Atraaf ki har qom tamashay pe khari hai

Phir surkh surkh hai mere daryaon ka pani

Lagta hai kahin khon ki barsaat pari hai

In zalimon ko jarr se mita de Ay mere RAB

Sab haath uthao k Mere mulk ko DUAOON ki kami hai....!!!

Sad Poetry

Yaad karna har gharhi us yar ka,

Hai wazeefa mujh dil e bimar ka,

Arzu e chashma e kausar nahi,

Tishna lab hoo'n sharbat e didar ka,

Aaqbat kya howega maloom nahi,

Dil hua hai mubtila dildar ka,

Kya kahe tareef dil hai benazir,

Harf harf us makhzan e israr ka,

Gar hua hai talib e aazadgi,

Band mat ho subba o zunnar ka,

Masnad e gul manzil e shabnam hui,

Daikh rutba deeda e baidar ka,

Ae "wali" ho na srijaan par

Mudda'a hai chashm e go har bar ka.

Eid

Come to my house on EID day.

EID k din hmare ghar aana.

EID te sade ghar aanwi.

EIDI ale diyare sare kahr achya.

jis zuban me b samjh aa jaye yad rak

Eid-Ul-Azha

('.') kasy

/)j)\ ho d0st?

_/ /_

('.') ap ko

/)j)\ pata hy?

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K Zindgi Ka K0i Bhr0sa Nhe!

Is Liye Hum Ap K0 abi keh daty hain

,,-*"*-.,.-*"*-,

(BAk'RA Eid )

/ Mubarak /

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To u & ur family

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o---) (---o

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Hazrat Ali (R.A)

Dunya us ko yateem smajhte ha jis k waldain nahin hote, main us ko yateem smajhta hon jis k sachay dost nahin hotay.

(Hazrat ALI R.A)

Husband & Wife

"The First sign of old age is when. . .

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your wife starts trusting you.":

Boyz & Girlz

Boy: Aap ka Mobile No. kya He?

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Girl: Shut Up! (1st Drink then Think )

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.Boy: Ap Apna MobileNo. De dain, Mujhe Check Karna He 500 Ka recharge Ma Kitna Balnace Aata He!

Girl: How Sweet!!

Ye lo..

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Ap jesa koi meri zindgi me ae tou "baap"bnjae:-D;)

Facebook

Dare to Answer !!!!!

(About 99.99% pe0ple fail to answer this question)

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What Is Your FaceboOk PasswOrd ? :P :D

bt reply must:P

Teacher & Student

Professor 2 studnt: What is

"Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder"?

Student: Jimba Lomba Bomba!

Prof: aby ye kya tha..?

Stdnt: pehle tu bta wo kya tha.?

Latest

Funny Fact Of Pakistanis...

Humain Agar Koi Cheez Saaf Bhi Karni Hou Tou...

Kapra Ganda Hi Mangtay Hein...:p

Sad Sms

Ye Inaytain Gazab Ki,Ye bala Ki Mehrabani.

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Meri Khairiyat Bhi Pochi Kisi Aur Ki Zubaani . .

Eid-Ul-Azha

/('_' )\

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'=, =,= ,= ,=' ';

.: .: .: .:

DUMBA BHEJ DIYA HAY,

IS SAAL EID PEY PhiR say MURGHI CHORI MAT KRNA.

{"/n advance Happy Eid Mubhark }

Sardar

Sardar: Oye Tera wiyah ho gya?

Friend: Aahoo

Sardar: Kuri nal?

Friend: Hor ki munde nal v hunda a?

Sardar: Aahoo.... Meri pehn da te Munde nal hoya a....:-D

Sardar

Sardar: Oye Tera wiyah ho gya?

Friend: Aahoo

Sardar: Kuri nal?

Friend: Hor ki munde nal v hunda a?

Sardar: Aahoo.... Meri pehn da te Munde nal hoya a....:-D

Pathan

Pathan TabLeegi

Jamat k sath 10 Din

Guzaar k Wapis Aya

1Din Us Ne Apni Biwi ko Bohot Mara

Logo Ne Waja puchi To Bola Hum Is ko Bolta hy k Daarrhi Rakho

Lekin ye nhi Rakhti

Logo Ne Samjaya k Aurat ki Darhi Nahi Hoti

Pathan: Hum ko Pata Hai Lekin Ye Iraada To kar sakti hy :-P

Latest

Meethi Meethi yadoon ko palkoon mai saja laina,

Sath guzre lamho ko Dil mai basa laina,

Mai washroom mai baitha hoon "Dost"

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Bijli ajay to MOTOR yad se chala daina.

Bewakoof

Mandi Jarahe Hain hm log kal..Chalna Hai kia?Reply fast

Ap Bhi Agay 4ward Kr k Dekhen Ap k Dost Mandi k Kitne Khuwar Ha..

Advice

Hamesha us insan k Qareeb raho jo Tumhy "Khush" rakhy.

..Lekin..

Us insan ky aur bhi Qareeb raho jo Tumhary "Bagair" Khush na reh paye..!!

Memon

MEMON k ghar se choha bahir ja raha tha.

MEMON:

Kahan ja rahy ho aur kiya le kar ja rahy ho?

Choha:

BHAI bhooka marne se to behtar hai banda Hijrat kr jaey:-(

Bollywood

Breking News- Aishwarya ko Beta Hua hai,

Shocking news- Dr. Kehte hai baccha bilkul Salman pe gya hai,

Intrtsing news-Abishek ka kehna hai,

No Idea sir jee..!

Sad Poetry

Ek roz juda ho jaon ga

Na jane kahan kho jaon ga,

Tum lakh pukaro gay muj ko

Par lot k main na aon ga,

Thak har k din k kamo say

Jab rat ko sony jao gay,

Dekho gy jab phone ko

Pegham mera na pao gy,

Tab yaad tumhain main aonga

Par lot k main na aonga,

Ek roz ye rishta chootay ga

Dil itna zayada toty ga,

Phir koi na ham sy rothe ga

Main na ankhein kholun ga

Tm sy kbi na bolun ga

Akhir us din tm roo do gy

Tm apna dost kho do gy.

Sad Sms

Haaaye!!!

kis wqt tujy pyar ki sojhi zalim.....

Liptay jaty ho jnaza b nahe uthny detay......!!

Sad Sms

Kisi Sarnagoo c Tehni pe, Rakh lain ge Chaar Tinkay

Na Buland Shaakh ho gi, Na Giray ga Aashiyana.. .

Student & Exam

If sOmeOne Passed Any Degree after GraduatiOn It's Called Post Graduate

If sOme Passed a Degree After Masters,

What it wOuld b Called?

Simple

Post Master!

Latest

Hasrt e didar ki khatir us k mohally me Easyload ki shop khol li FARAZ,

Roz 1 naya shaks us k nmbr p 100 ka load krwa jata h

Mohabt na mili shop chal pari

Frndship

"Baa-Shaoor

Aur Baa-Zameer Logon Ke Beech,

"DOSTI" Ka Rishta

Khoon Ke Rishton Sey Kahin Ziyada Qareeb Aur Gehra Hota Hai..!!"

Sad Poetry

Hum toot k bikhre hain itnay k tujhe kya khabr

Zindagi gawa k ji rahay hain tujhay kya khabr

To apni kushiyon mein magan hai es kadr

Hum tanhaiyon ko pee rahey hain jiskadr tuje kya khabr

Tu apni jeet pe nazaan hai es kadr

Hum ne haar kar bhi tujhe jeeta tujhe kya khabr

Tere saath guzrey lamhat ki yaad main

Raat din tarap rahey hain tujhe kya khabr

Teri yaadon ki aaghoosh me kho kar

Hum to khud ko hi bhool gae hain tujhe kia khabr.

Lov Poetry

Tumhary Noor Neeno'n Ka Chalkta Jaam Manga Hai,

Nazar Ne Phir Nazar Se Rooh Ka Ab'haam Manga Hai,

Ye Kab Zid Hai Ke Hum Ko Chaand Laa Do Ya Sitary Do,

Ke Hum Ne To Faqat Tum Se Tumhara Naam Manga Hai,

Ajab Hi Beeqarari Hai Hijar Ke Tapty Sehra Mein,

Tumhain Aagaaz Manga Hai Tumhain Anjaam Manga Hai,

Guzishta Shab Teri Tasveer Rakh Ke Samne Rab Se,

Tumhain Her Baar Chooma Hai Tumhain Her Baar Manga Hai..!!

Lov Poetry

Baat chali teri baaton se aur ja pohanchi paimaanay tak,

Kheench rahi hai teri ulfat aaj mujhay maikhaanay tak.

Ishq ki baatein gham ki baatein dunia walay kartay hain,

kis ne shamma ka dukh dekha aur kon gya parwanay tak.

Ishq nahi hai tum ko mujh se sirf bahanay kartay ho,

yonhi bahanay qayem rakhna tum meray marr jaanay tak.

Itna hi kehna hai tum se mumkin ho to aa jana,

Aa jao to ruk jaana bus dil k sambhal janay tak..¤

Lov Sms

Dil na torna k tum pe aitbar boht hy

Ye dil tery ishq ka talabgar boht hy

Mera 7 chorne se phle itna soch lena k

Is NADAN ko tum se pyar boht hy...

Lov Poetry

"Meri ankhon ka Noor Tha ik Shaks,

Pass rehty Huay bhi Door tha ik Shaks,

Zamane ki Hawaon Ne Badal diya Hoga Shayed,

Pehly to Na is Qadar Maghroor Tha ik Shaks,

Jaatey Huay Usne Plat kr bhi Na dekha,

Khuda Jane kis Qadar Majboor tha ik Shaks,

Zamana Chahe Jo Saza de Mujhko,

Main Phir bhi kahoon ga Mery Dil ka Suroor Tha ik Shaks.

Sardar

Sardar: Main apni

B.V noou

10th karai

F.Sc karai

B.sc karai

M.sc karai

nokri v lagvai hor

ki keraan?

2nd sardar: Changa munda vekh k VIAH v kar dy...

Gud Morning

*,_GOOD_,*

*,_MORNING_,*

*,,__Un logön__,,*

*,_ko_,*

*,_jo sub sy_,*

*,_peyary_,*

OR DIL K BOHAT

*,_KAREEB_,*

*,_hain_,*

Asalam 0 Alaikum

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'GOOD MORNING'

"Have nice day"

Load Sheding

IMPORTANT

Is saal qurbani ki khalen KESC ko den

warna!

December k bill me ap ki khaal utar li jaye gi

From: K.E.S.C.

Kanjoos

MEHFIL SAJI THI MSG KA THA DAUR,

SMS MEIN KIYA THA YE KISI NE NA KIYA GHAUR,

SMS MEIN PAESE LAGE THE MERE HALAL K.

AUR SAB KANJOS KEH RAHE THE 1 AUR 1 AUR.

Lov Poetry

Ye wajood teray wajood se,

Ye hayaat teri hayaat se,

Teray pyar mein khuloos hai,

Main mutmaeen teri baat se,

Wo haseen chehra udaas hai,

K juda huwa meri zaat se,

Mujhe din mein aa k mila karo,

Mujhe khauf aata hai Raat se,

Hai jo pyar agar to khayal rakh,

Mujhe dukh na ho kisi baat say

Sad Sms

zindagi vo udaas jogan hai...

Jisko savan mai saanp das jaey...!

Sad Sms

Aaj itny udas hn Mohsin,

Jesy zulfain. . Jawan bewa ke. . . . . . . .

Sweet

Nazro Se Nazar Mila Kar Chal Diye

Wo Husne-noor Se Jaam Pila Kar Chaldiye

Pucha Jo Hmne Ke Chand Niklta Hai Kaise

Wo Chehre Se Zulfo Ko Hata Kar Chaldiye

Latest

Aik lift ky bahar note likha tha:

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"Ladies ka ehteram karen"

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Aur us ky nechay likha tha 8 sy ziada admi na charhain......;-)

DASSO YAAR !! :-

Eid

Udhar Say Chaand Tm Daikho Idhar Say Chaand Main Daikhon

Ghalib,,,,,,,,,,!

Aankhon Ka Tasadom Ho Hamari Eid Ho Jay:-)

Gud Morning

SITARON Ko Bheja tHa Apko Sulane K Lye

CHAND aya tHa Lori Gane K Lye

So gye ap Mithe Khwabo Me

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SURAJ aya he Apko Jagane K Lye.

GoooooooooD MorninG..

Politician

''DAMAAD JI........

BUS TUMHARI HE KAMI HAI .... JALDI AJAO !!!

(Nusrat Bhutto)...

Bewakoof

0ye janwar....

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Lay lia aap ne qurbani k liye...?;

Frndship

Aladdin ka chiragh mila!

Me ne jin se bola:

Mery sb frndz ka dimagh 10guna barha do!

Jin hans kr bola:

Multiplication doesnt apply on zero...:-P:-P;-)

Sad Poetry

Hmari hasti mita rahe ho, tumhari marzi

Nishan-e-ibrat bna rahe ho, tumhari marzi

Mere jigar me jafa k khanjer utaar kr tum

Wafa k naghme suna rahe ho, tumhari marzi

Tumhari khatir jo sari duniya ko chhor aaya

Usi se daman chhura rahe ho, tumhari marzi

Meri umeedon k aashiyane ujarr kr tum

Kisi ki duniya bsa rahe ho, tumhari marzi

Tumhara deedar ek bahisht-e-nazr hy lekin

Tum apna chehra chupa rahe ho, tumhari marzi.

Politician

Zardari: Jab Mai Maron To Mujhy Garhi Khuda Baksh Mein Dafnaya Jaye.....

GHANWA Bhutto:

Yai Qabrastan Bhutto Ka Hy Kutton Ka Nahi..!

Wasi

Aas pas tera ehsaas ab bhi liyey baithey hain,

"" wasi""

Tu hi nazar andaaz karey to hum shikwaa kis se karein...!!!

Eid-Ul-Azha

,^ ^, EID GIFT

(', ') \'_'_'_')~ Bakra

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Eid par zibha karna.

Ab shoper ly kar mat ghomna gali gali.

bura lagta hay ..

yaar"

Duaa

"Aaj" "Dua" "Hy" "Us"

"Khaliq -e- Kainat" "Se" "K"

"Aap" "ki" "Sari" "Mushkilat" "Door" "kre"

"Dua" "Hy" "Us"

"GHAFOOR Ur RAHEEM" "Se"

"Aap" "ko" "sehat" "ata" "kre"

"Dua" "Hy" "Us"

"RAB-UL-IZZAT" "Se" "K"

"Aap" "ki" "Hifazat" "Kre"

"Dua" "Hy" "Us"

"GHANI" "Se" "K"

"Aap" "ko" "Hr" "Darja" "Nawaz" "De"

"Dua" "Hy" "Us"

"MALIK-E-KAINAT" "Se" "K"

"Aap" "ko" "Her" "KHUSHI" "Se" "Nawaz" "De"....!

*" AAMEEN "*

Golden Wordz

A great relationship is based on two main Principles :)

First Appreciate your Similarities

And Second Respect your Differences.:)

Quatation

"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

~ Elbert Hubberd

Gud Morning

Morning is the moment which start from the Azaan of Momin.

From which ignorant terrified.

Gud Morning

Tabiyat men rwani aa gaei hy.

Keh ab tujh pe jwani aa gae hy.

Hamen bhe aj nusrat dolat-e-dil.

Hasino pe lutani aa gai hy..

GooD MoRninG!

Sad Sms

"Taqdeerain Badal Jati Hain Jab Zindgi Ka Ho KOI Maqsad,

Wrna Umar Kat Hi Jati He Taqdeer Ko Ilzam Detay Detay;

Facebook

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90% :-) :-D

Golden Wordz

A little lamp can do what the big sun can't do, it gives light at night,

No one is superior by size, but by behaviour...!

Latest

Pakistan Se Zyada Talent Aur Kahan H0ga..?

~[)0st~

Yahan K Larke Larkiyan T0 Aankhen Bnd Kr K Bhi Msg Type Kr Lete Hain.

Teacher & Student

Teacher :

Batao Nasli kutte ki subse bari neshani kia hai ?

Student:

jo apne baap k marne pe soug na manaye aur apni saas k marne pe chuti de dey

Politician

Qaum ki Saas mr gai hy, ;-(

is liay aaj taleem nai di jaey gi

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Haan market khuli hai ap shopping kr sakty hain :-)

Politician

Dil ko chain, rooh ko aaram aagya!!!

Begum Nusrat Bhutto mar gai chutti ka pegam aagya!!!

Happy public holiday :-P

Lov Poetry

///// GHÄZÄL\\\\\

KHUDA 1 baar Mujhe us se mila de,

Kitna chahta høøn usay u$kø bata de,

Bøhat Naaz hai muje uski

Møhabt pe,

Wø hø jaye mera,

Aisa møjza dikha de,

Agar wø mera Naseeb ban nahi

$akta,

Tø,

U$ k Qadmø ki khaak mujhe Bana de,

Har pal dekhøn

sapna usi ka,

Na jagae koi mujhe asi nend mujhe sula de,

Ghut Ghut k jeena

nahi chahta,

Ya wø mil jaye mujhe,

Ya mujhe Mitta de.

Lov Poetry

Tumharay shehar ka mausam bara suhana lagay

Main ik sham chura lon agar bura na lagay

Jo doobna hai to itnay sakoon se doobo

K ass pass ki lehron ko b pata na lagay

Tm shayd pal mai bhula do hmain

Tumhain bhulanay main shayed hamain zamana lagay

Na janay kya hai kisi k udas aankho main

Wo muon chupa kar b jaye to bewafa na lagay

Hamaray pyar se jalnay lagi hai dunya

Dua karo k kisi dushman ki bad'dua na lagay.

Pathan

PATHAN: Jaldi Ek Glass Juice Do Larai Hone Wali Hai

Peene K Bad

Ek Glass Or Dy Larai Hone Wali Hy

Juice Wala: Larai Kb Hogi?

PATHAN: Jab Tu paise mange ga.

Golden Wordz

Nice lines

A "successful person", always give "results"..

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an "Unsuccessful Person", always give "reasons".

Lov Poetry

""Bichr jayen gain Hm Lekin,,?

Hmari Yaad k Jugnu,"

Tmhari Shab k Daaman me"

Sitara Bn k Chamkein gy"

Tmhay Bechain rakhen gy"

Bray Masroof rehny k"

Bahany tm bnao gy"

Boht Koshish kro gy tm"

K Ab k Mosam jo Badlein"

To hmari Yad na aye

Mgr aisa Nhi hoga"

Kahin jo Sard Mosam me

Mere Mazi ko Socho gy"

To Ankhein Bheeg jayen gi

Bichar jao mgr Sun Lo"

Hmary Darmiyan aisi

Koi to Baat b hogi

"Jisy tum Yaad rkho gy"

"Jisy tum Yaad rkho gy...!!!

Sweet

Jhuki Nazro Sy Iqrar Mat Karna..

Nazrain Utha Kr Inkar Mat Karna..

Raat Bhar Trapty Ho Kisi Ki Yaad Mein..

Or Dosron Ko Kehty Ho Kisi Sy Pyar Mat Karna...

Sweet

Bs Ik Khuwah¡sh Ha¡ K Tujhey Khud Se Z¡Ada Chaho0n,

"SaMaR"

Ma¡N Raho0n na Raho0n Tujhey Mer¡ Wafa YaAd Rahy.....!!

Lov Poetry

Tujh se milne ko kbi hum jo machal jate hain..,

To khayalon men bohat dor nikal jate hain

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Gar wafaon men sadaqat b ho shiddat b..,

Phr to ehsaas se pathar b pighal jate hain.

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Uski ankhon k nashay men hon jb se doba..,

Lar-kharatay hain qadam aur sanbhal jate hain

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Bewafai ka muje jb b khayal ata hai..,

Ashk rukhsar pe ankhon se phisal jate hain

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Piyar me ek he mosam hai bharon ka..,

Log mosam ki trah kaise bdal jate hain..!!

Golden Wordz

Never try to go back and repair the past which is IMPOSSIBLE !

But Be prepared to construct the Future which is POSSIBLE.:-)

Best of luck 4 future...

Question

ToDay's Interesting Game

Srf 1 lafz mein jawab likhiye..

Q. Zindagi?

A:

Q. Parents?

A:

Q. Friends?

A:

Q. Nafrat?

A:

Q. Pyar?

A:

Reply must

Lov Poetry

kiya likhon tery naam sajan

tuje sochon subho sham sajan

tm neeli jheel ka pani ho

mohobbat ki ek kahani ho

tm pyar ka meethe bol ho

tm hr ek se anmol ho

tm aasan ka badal ho

tm mari aankh ka kaajal ho

tm mere mann ki jeet ho

mere labon ka geet ho

tm chaman me khilta gulaab ho

chahat se likhi kitaab ho

tm mere liye mere sanam ho

jo toot na sake wo kasam ho

kiya likhon tery nam sajan

tumhe sochoun subho shaam sajan

Lov Poetry

Phir chand khila

Phir raat thami

Phir dil ne kaha

"BAS TERI KAMI"

Phir yad k jhonky mahk gay

Phir pagal arman bahak gay

Phir janat c lagti hai zamien

Phir dil ne kaha

"BAS TERI KAMI"

Phir guzray lamho ki batain

Phir jagi jagi c ratain

Phir thahar gai palkon pe nami

Phir dil ne kaha

"BAS TERI KAMI";

Sad Sms

Wo Pareshan Rehta Hai Iqrar Nahi Krta,

Dil Lay K Mohabt Ka Izhar Nahi Krta

Dil To UsKa Bhi Hua Mohabt May Zakhmi

Wo Phir Bhi Kehta Hai K May Pyar Nahi krta..

Sad Sms

Barray Sakoon se Rukhsat to kar diya Usko.

"PRiNS"

Phir us k Baad Mohabbat Ne Intehaaaa kar di

Sweet

Palkon se ansuon ka saya na ja ska

unko bhi hal-e-dil sunaya na ja ska

kuch DOST zindagi mai aise b aye hain

jn ko kisi bhi lamhe bhulaya na jaska...

Teacher & Student

Teacher:

woh kaunsi jga ha jahan koi larki ksi larkay ko inkar nhe kr sakti?

Student:

kinnard college ka pull, :-D:-P

General Knowledge

General knowledge:

Worldwide,

the main types of cancer causing deaths are:

lung with 1.3 million deaths per year;

stomach with almost one million deaths,

liver with 662,000 deaths;

colon with 655,000 deaths and

breast with 502,000 deaths.

Husband & Wife

Choosing Career Is Like

Chosing A Wife From 10 Girls.

Even If You Pick The Most Beautiful,

Intelligent, Kindest Woman,

There's Still Pain Of Losing The Other 9'

Sad Poetry

*~~ GHAZAL~~*

Us Ki Nazron Ka KamaL Na Poch,

Ab Jo Hua Hai Mera Hal Na poch,

Ho Gai Us K Samney Zuban Band Meri,

Phir Kia kia Us Ne Mujh se Sawal Na Poch,

Milta Hai Mujhey Her Roz Khuwab Mein,

Usey Hai Mera Kitna KhayaL Na Poch,

Terey Sang Jo Waqt Guzra Maloom Nahi,

JUDAI Mein Jo Guzra Wo SaaL Na Poch,

TAJIR To Hon Main Mohabbat Ka Magar,

Huaa Kis Tarha Main KANGAAL Na Poch.

Politician

Sabhi pakistanio se yeh binti hai k "URDU" bhaasha bolte samay, hindi shabdon Ka Priyog Na Karein, Aur shudh urdu k priyog ko jeevan ka ang bana lain.

Apni budhi main is baat ko samohit kar lain k apni dharti aur apni baasha k bina humari,

Samasiyaon ka koi samadhan nahe.

Mujhe aasha hai k aap is k bare main turant veechaar karein ge.

Dhanewaad.

=Urdu Rakshak Shiree Asif zardari Malhotra

Wasi

~*Gazal*~

Meri har ek ada mein chupi thi us ki "Mohabat"

Usne mehsoos na kia ye or baat hy,

Maine her dam uske hi khuwab dekhay,

Mujhe tabeer na mili ye or baat hy,

Maine jab bhi us se baat karna chahi,

Mujhe Alfaaz na milay ye or baat hy,

Main uski Mohabat k samndar mein bahut door tak nikla,

Mujhe sahil na mila ye or baat hy,

HAM TO GAE THE USKE GHAR MILNE

?WASI?,

USE MILNA HI NA THA YE OR baat hy.

Sweet

Dobti nabzain,veeran ankhain,zakhmi jigr,paon chhalni

Aa k dekh tera "SAQI"tere ishq men kitna kamil hai

Politician

5 saal koma mein rehne k baad,

kal Nusrat Bhuto ko hosh aya,

magar jb unko btaya gaya k Zardari sadar ban gaya hai

To vo brdasht na kr saki aur intekal kr gai :-D

Golden Wordz

"The worst regret we have in life, is not for the wrong things we did,

But for the thousands of right things we did,for the wrong people..

Kiss

Dulha ne dulhan

ki sari rat sirf

kissing ki or kuch ni kiya,

Subah dulha ka bap bola

Naha Lo beta?

Dulhan jal kr boli

Is

kanjar

Nu

Sirf

Ghararay

Karwao.

Golden Wordz

Worries doesn't solve tomorow's trouble,

it just takes away today's peace.

So don't worry for anything and keep your life moving with a smile:-)

Sweet

DaAmaN-e-D¡£ Se £¡pat Jate Ha¡N YaAd Ke JugNoO,

Log Kuch Aese Bh¡ Ha¡N, J¡N Ko Ma¡N Kabh¡ Bho0la Hi Nah¡..!!!!!

Sad Sms

Tehreer Me Aa jaye

Agr Lafz"Judaai"

Mehsoos Ye Hota Hay

Qalam Toot Raha Hay.... :

Kanjoos

Bhol Gae Ya Bhulana Chate Ho

Door Kar Dia Ya Jana Chate Ho

Aazma Lia Ya Aazmana Chate Ho

Ek Msg To Kardo kanjooso

Ya Paisy Bacha kr Bakra Lena Chahty Ho..?

Boyz & Girlz

Girl:-

Teri meri meri teri prem kahani h mushkil

2 lafzo me ye bayan na ho paye.

Boy:-

Pagal try to kar shayad ho jaye.

Politician

Marhuma Dubai me,

Khandan London me

or

or

or chutti Pakistan me ;p

Waah re Hukumat :D

KESC ki Chutti nhe ha kya?

Eid-Ul-Azha

Eid ul azha ka b apna he maza hai,

Sub larko ko Eid se 1 maheeny pehly se girlz buri or cows achi lagny lag jati hain..

BACHI ki jaga BACHIYA ajati hai;)

Islami

*Great*

Nahi Sajday kiye Hum ne kabhi Gairon ki Chokhat par

Humein jis ki Zaroorat ho KHUDA se Maang letay hain

Quatation

Success is never permanent,

and Failure is never

Final.

So dont stop your efforts until your VICTORY makes HISTORY (Hitler)

Cricket

Concepts of Cricketers

AFRIDI:Do or Die

SEHWAG:Do Before U Die

DRAVID:Dont Die Until U Do

And

MISBAH UL HAQ: Play Until Bowlers

Die. :)

Latest

Ab wo rooz phone pe nakhron se bat karti ha

Faraz

Mn ne ik baar he kaha tha K

sohni de nakhray sohnay lagday menu

Cool

Height Of Illiteracy

You Take A Blade And

Write ur Lovers Name On ur Arm

.

.

.

And

Make A Spelling Mistake

Golden Wordz

GOLDEN TIPS*

Waqt Dost aur Rishty

ye wo cheezen hain jo

hamain muft milti hain,

magar inki keemat ka tb

pata chalta hai jb ye

kahin kho jati hain

Bollywood

Confidence of Malika Sharawat:

Darzi k pas gai or ek romal nikal kr boli kapray si do.

Confidence of Darzi:

Baji kapra bache tu kia krna ha?

Lov Poetry

Hum se bichar k kese jiya karo ge?

kis se rat gai tak batain kiya karo ge?

Ban jai gi aadat dair tak chand dekhna,

Rato ko ghut ghut k ansu piya karo ge.

kis tarah roko ge ashko ko ankhon me aany se?

Honton ki tharthrahat ko kese siya kro ge?

Wo piyar ki soghatain yad aaengi beeti batain,

Tum kisi or k bahane mera nam liya kro ge,

Roz sookh jaya kreinge aangan me tere,

Mere bad phool kis ko diya kro ge

Latest

Fresh Fresh poetry

Zindagi or Mout ka kis ko pata ha?

Zindagi or Mout ka kis ko pata ha?

Unexpected Chhutti ka apna hi maza hai...:D

wah g wah

Zubaida Aapa

'Ghr m machr ziada hojae to gaye(cow) ka khusk gobr beech kamre m rkh k jalae Machar ye kehty hoe bhag jaengy

"Zubeda Apa ye tmhra he kaminapan hoga".

Lov Sms

Door Ho Kar Bhi Mere "Kareeb" Ho,

Mere Dil Se Poocho Kitne "Aziz" Ho,

Apni "Hatheli" Ko Kabhi Ghor Se Dekho,

Shayad Kisi "Lakeer" Men Mera Bhi "Naseeb ho.

Teacher & Student

Colege k Peechey Nadi me Principle Doob Rha Tha.

Student Ne Dekha Or Zor Zor Se Chillate Hue Bhaaga. . . . ... . . . . .

Kal chhutti Hai,

Kal chhutti Hai,

Question

"funny day"

4

"all frndz"

Kheecho apne doston ki taang ;)

by givng a funy title.In mein se jo muj pe suit kry us funy title k samny mera nam likh k send krain.

Parhaku:

Boriat ka barood:

Dukhi aatma:

Chmchi:

Mehfil ki jan:

Make up ki dukan:

Bak bak bakri:

Sb ka fvrt:

mis/mr attitude:

talking with eyes:

patakha:

modle:

zinda dil:

Drama King:

NaanA aBba

Snd it to evryone nd enjoy sb ki kheechha taani ;)

Q & A

A. Romance

B. Rose

C. Miss calls

D. Message

E. Blessing

F. sacha payar

G. Methai

H. Money

I. Respect

J. Khuloos

K. Freedom

L. Perfums

M. Mohabbat

@, Happines

O. Care

P. Freindship

Q. Gift

R. Love 4 ever

S. Lot of love

T. Tension

U. Tears

V. Pain

W. Banglo

X. Flate

Y. Chocolate

Z. lover.

Q & A

1 words chose kro,,

dekho ap k0 zindgi mæ sb sy ziyada kya mily ga..

A.B.C.D.E.F.G.H.I.J.K.L.M.N.O.P.Q.R.S.T.U.V.W.X.Y.Z

REPLY jalde kro.

Lov Sms

koi gila na koi shikwa rahe aapse

ye aarzoo hai ek silsila bana rahe aapse

bas ek baat ki umeed hai aapse

khafa na hona agar hum khafa rahain aap se

Lov Sms

koi gila na koi shikwa rahe aapse

ye aarzoo hai ek silsila bana rahe aapse

bas ek baat ki umeed hai aapse

khafa na hona agar hum khafa rahain aap se

Lov Sms

" Ajab "Shikwa" Sa Rehta Hai, Tumhain Mujh Se Mujhe Tum Se.!

ay jan

" Tumhain "Ulfat" Nahi Mujh Se,

Mujhe Nafrat Nahi Tum Se.!

Lov Poetry

Hoti nahi wafa to jafa hi kiya karo

tum b to koi rasm-e-muhabbat ada karo

hum tum pay mar metay to kis ka qasoor hai

aaina lay k hath main khud fesla karo

shayad kabi wo dekhain khirki se jhank kar

unki gali main roz tamasha kiya karo

ab tum se bichar k jeena b kya hai mera jeena

tum to meray liyay koi ab bad'dua karo

Hadees (S.A.W)

"Takbeer e Oola ki Fazilat"

Mafhome Hadees:

Jis ne 40 Din tak Takbeer e Oola k sath Khalis ALLAH ki Raza k liye Bajamaat Namaz parhi,

Oski 2 cheezon se Nijaat likh di jati hay,

1) Jahannum se Nijaat,

2) Nifaq se Nijaat.

(Tirmazi, Abwab us Salaat, Hadees # 229, Ravi: Anas Rz.A)

Frndship

"A Very Nice Observation"

The Best Friendz Never have the Same Nature...

..

They Just have the Best "UnderStanding" 0f their "Differences"...

Gud Morning

Wo maza

Na Coffee me hai

Na Chai me,

Na Taj me hai

Na puri dunya k Raj me,

Jo maza

So k uth k

Phir se so jane me hai... :-D ;-)

Sad Poetry

Bahar Rut me Ujaar Raste'

Takka Kro ge To Ro Pro ge,

Kisi se Milne Ko Jb B Mohsin'

Sja Kro gy To Ro pro gy,

Tumhare Wadon ne Yar Mujh Ko'

Tbah Kia he

Kuch is Trah

se,

K Zindgi me Jo phr Kisi se'

Dagha Kro ge To Ro Pro gy,

Main Janta Hun Meri MohabT'

Ujaar De gi Tumhe B aisy,

K Chaand Raton me Ab Kisi se'

MiLa Kro ge To Ro pro ge,

Brasti Barish main Yaad Rakhna'

Tumhain Staayn gi meri Ankhein,

Kisi Walli k Mzaar pr tum'

Dua kro ge to Ro pro ge..!

Politician

Fresh Fresh poetry Zindagi or Mout ka kis ko pata ha?

Zindagi or Mout ka kis ko pata ha?

unexpected Chhutti ka apna he maza hai ..:D:p

wah g wah

Facebook

Quote :

No one is as ugly as their identity card pic

and

no body is that pretty as that in their facebook profile pic.:p

Latest

The only person on Earth, who can ask women to stop talking and in reply gets a smile back from her is:

.

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.

.

.

A Photographer:-)

Husband & Wife

Wife saw a sign board:

Shafon suit

Rs 15/

Cotton suit

Rs 8/

Banarsi suit

Rs 10/

Wife:

Give me Rs 500 i wil Buy 50 suit

Husband: Andhi Dhobi ki Dukan hai:)

Husband & Wife

Wife saw a sign board:

Shafon suit

Rs 15/

Cotton suit

Rs 8/

Banarsi suit

Rs 10/

Wife:

Give me Rs 500 i wil Buy 50 suit

Husband: Andhi Dhobi ki Dukan hai:)

Golden Wordz

''Good Relationship is Like Taj Mahal''

''Everybody Will Wonder,,,

How Beautiful It Is!!!

But,,,

Nobody will Understand,,,

How Difficult It Was to Build''!!!

Bollywood

Journalist: apka favorite Phool kon sa hai ???:)

Meera:Soo nice Question,

Phoolon me mujhay

flower bohat pasand hai :-

Question

There were five stupids in the hall..

A, E, O, U...

Which one is missing?

Reply if you are a genious.

Quatation

"Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the

attention it deserves".

(Albert Einstein)

Quatation

"Darkness cannot drive out darkness;

only light can do that.

Hate cannot drive out hate;

only love can do that".

(Martin Luther King, Jr.)

Quatation

"Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion".

(Aristotle)

Sad Sms

Baqi hein teri yad k kuch naqsh abhi tak.....!!

Dil be-saro saman sahi veeran to nahi

Lov Poetry

Shaam dhal chuki he raat ho rhi he.

Mehfil-e-dil me aaj phr teri baat ho rhi he.

Mere khwab-o-khyal pe phr tera qabza ho gaya he.

Zindagi phr se meri be-zabt ho rhi he.

Rooh mere jism ki kahin khinchi ja rhi he.

Mujhse yu'n prai meri zaat ho rhi he.

Her taraf laga diya he teri yaad ne pehra.

Phr buhat mushkil se basar raat ho rhi he.

Kya bataau'n tujhe apne dil ki haalat main.

Ajib si kefiyat mere saath ho rhi he.!

Boyz & Girlz

A girl takes 3 month to judge a boy On Whether She Likes Him Or Not..

.

.

.

But A Boy Takes 3 Sec...

1st Sec : Yaar !! Dekh Kya Bachi Hai..

2nd Sec : Kia Lush Aawaz Hai..

.

.

.

3rd Sec :

Kasam Se Jani !!!

Is Se Bhi Pyar Ho gaya..

Golden Wordz

Quote

( I )

is the smallest word in dictionary

Don't make it the biggest in your life:-)

Sardar

Sardar apni behan pinki k ghar gaya or bell di ander sy..

Pinki boli : kon

Sardar: Main

Pinki: Main kon

Sardar: Tu pinki hor kon, pagal ..

Boyz & Girlz

A girl sent a msg to her boy friend

"i <3 u"

He replied:

pagal ho gai ho kia?

complex number system main inequality define kahan hoti hai.

BECHARI PAGAL Nahi thi Larka ENGINEER THA

:D:-D

Pathan

Ek pathan say kisi nay pucha K, Apka favourite song konsa hai???

Pathan Sharma k bola

"Larki Q, najaanay Q, Larkon si nahin hoti.

Winter Season

Pop corn ki khushbu!

Mong phali ki bahar!

Thand ka mosam anay ko tayaar!

Thori c masti, thora sa pyaar,muffler sweater rakho tayaar!

Hapy 1st feel of winter :-)

Sweet

"Kaash K Un Kø Aaye Khayal Hamari Is Be_zaar Haalat ka ¤

"Wø Løg Jø Apna Bana K

Be_khaber Say Rehty Hain.

Yaad

"Aaj B Sms K Intizaar Main Din Guzr Gaya".',

"FARAZ."

"Musroof Log" Apni Marzi Sy 0r "Magr0or L0g" Apny Matlb Py Yaad Kia Krte Hen,,

Pathan

1 jahaz ka engine khrab hogya

sab ne parashute le Kr jump lga di aakhir me 1 Aadmi reh gya

us k liye parashute nhi bacha

Majburan usay wese hi chalang lgani pari

Girte hue woh 1 PTHAN k pas se guzra

Pathan ne Aadmi ko itni speed m jate dekh k apna Parashute chor dia or bola

oy kanjar tu

hmse RACE lgata he.

Bewakoof

Maine apni lyf mein b0ht dhoke khaye hain.

.

.

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.

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.

.

.

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Apple,

pech,

grapes,

guava,

strawberry.

Sb dhoke khaien hain.! 0r apne?:)

Politician

Biwi Pr Hukoomat Karne Wale Begherat Hote Hn..

Asal Mard Wo Hy Jo Biwi Ko Marwa Kr Hukumat Kry.

"Professor Khapay"

ki kitab

"Han main Kutta Hoon"sy iktabas.

Sad Sms

Us zakhm k bharnay mein buht dair lagti hai,,,,

... 'MOHSIN' ...

Jis zakhm mein shaamil hon apnon ki inayaat.

Sad Sms

Ay Muqaddar mujhay Tarsaaye ga Aakhir kab tak...

Ya Meri Baat Samajh ja, ya Mujhay pagal kr de.

Islami

**.Aslam o Alikum.

.Aaj Ki Pyari Bat.

1 Sahabi Ne Ap S.A.W.W Se Pocha,

Mujhe Zindgi Ko Pur skoon aur Khobsorat Bnanay Ka Koi 1 Tareeqa Btaein

Ap S.A.W.W Ne Frmaya

Ghussa Na Kia Karo.

Sad Sms

Mousam-e-hijr jo aaya to qayamat laaya.,

Phir wo mousam to gaya per wo qayamat na gai..

Politician

Altaf Ne To Baray pyar Se bola k

*KARACHI* hamara hai.

*faraz*

@ ZOLFQAR MIRZA@ Ne uski taraf dekha

Aor muskura k bola BACHA ABI KACHA HAI""

Dengi Virus

Dengue machar srf saf pani ki paidawar h

Lihaza jahan saf pni khara daikhain foran us m susu kar dn

Dengue machar paida nai hoga

Zubaida Aapa k machar mar totky

Quatation

"Vision without action is daydreaming and action without vision is a nightmare."

~ Anon

Frndship

Cute frndship is:

when some1 gets angry wid u n says,

"I wil never talk 2 u" & later comes back 2 u just 2 inform

"I'm stil angry. :p

Zubaida Aapa

Agar tum se ziyada taaqat wala shakhs tumhen maaray or tum kuch na kr sako to thora sa door ja kr usko "bujja" de kr bhaag jao.

( Zubeda aapa k intiqami totky )

Bollywood

Ronaldo:

Meny agr football ko laat mari tow wo 3 months tak gol ghumti rhegi.

Rajnikant:

Yanna Raskalla!

Tmko pata hai duniya abhi tak gol Q ghum rhi Hai? :D;)

Sad Sms

Muhabt tub krna jb diloun pe raaj krna seekh jao.,

Naseer

Q k her ulfat ka chehra umeed_e_wafa ka nhi hota.

Sweet

~ " teri dosti K Piyasay Thy To Hath Phela Diaye"

"Naseer"

~ " warna Hum to apni zindagi k liye bhi dua nahe kartay.

Sweet

Ajab faisla kiya us ne meri ZINDAGI ka. .

Naseer

Zehar dai kar bola peena parega. . .

jb pee liya phr bola mere liye jeena parega.

Frndship

Teri Dosti Sala Apun Ko Itni Pasand Hy

Jitni !!

Charsi Ko Chars

Doctor Ko Nurse

Ghaday Ko Laat

Ullu Ko Raat

Boorhay Ko Hukka

Pehalwan Ko Mukka

Nai Ko Baal

Ghareeb Ko Daal

Kuttay Ko Haddi

Or

Nangay Ko Chaddri...

Bole to mast friend hai tu apna..

Boyz & Girlz

Larka larki dekhne gaya.

Thodi der chup baithne ke bad larka bola:

English handle kr leti ho na?

Larki sharmate huay boli:

Nimko sath ho to desi b chalti hai.

Pathan

Angraiz:

what's your name?

Pathan:

respect flower.

Angraiz:

What.?

Pathan:

Yaara.

IZZAT GUL.

Eid-Ul-Azha

BaKrA eid

$pEcIa£

(Wanted)

"Agr 1 baar me gosht bhej dun

To

dobara mangne mat ana"

(Bodyguard)

"Mujh pr 1 ehsan krna k mujh se bar bar gosht mat mangna"

(Dabbang)

Hum tumhe itna gosht bhejenge k

tum confuse hojaoge k qurbani meine ki hai ya tum ne"

Sad Sms

[BEST OF BESTS]

Ehsas mar na jaye to insan k liye

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.

Kafi hai aik rah ki thoker lgi hui.

Politician

1 Kunwen main Kutta gir gaya.

Kuch log Kunwe ko Pak karne k liye Molvi k pass gaey.

Molvi ne kaha k 200 Baalti pani nikalo Pak ho jayega.

Magar kuch din bad pani se Smell ane lagi log 2nd Molvi k pas gaey usne 400 Baalti nikalne ko kaha.

Mgr same result

Phir log 3rd Molvi k pass gaey. Usne kaha pehlay Kutta to nikalo Jahilo...!!

Moral:

Dear Pakistanis! Hmain b pehlay "KUTTA"nikalna hoga....!!

Phir Pakistan se pani niklay ga....!!

Kuch smjh aya?

Joke

Mareez:

Dr.Sahab Meri Oper Wali Daarh Ko Keera Kha Rha Tha Aapne Neeche Wali Daarh Q Nikal Di..??

.

.

.

Dr:

Neeche Wali Pe Khara Hoke To Khata Tha Sala

Latest

Dil to Kehta hai her cheez khareed lun Faraz!

?

?

?

?

?

Magar JAIB kehti hai, Bakwaas na kar.

Golden Wordz

If I take care of my character,

my reputation will take care of me.

A candle loses nothing of its light by lighting another candle...!

Lov Poetry

Har Baar Ki Tarha Is Baar Bhi Aansu Bahaoon Ga

Tum Mujh Say Door Ho To Main Kesey Ye EID Manaoon Ga

Ik Taraf EID Ki KhuShi Aur Ik Taraf Tera Gham

Chor'ri Hai Baat Tum Pay Tum Hi Jano

Main Apne Andar K Zakham Kisi Ko Na DiKhaoon Ga

Sarapa Choor Hoon Ghamon Se To Kya Hua

Main Mar To Sakta Hoon Magar Sar Ko Na Jhukaoon Ga

Kab Say Tarasti Hain Nigahein Tujhe Dekhnay Ko

Lout Ao Ek Baar Phir Is Baar Main Tum Ko Na Sataoon Ga

Ab tum ko na sataon ga

Lov Poetry

=Tmhare Aane Ki Ik...Aahat Si Hoti Hai,

=Na Jane Kyün Dil Me...HaLchaL Si Hoti Hai,

=Tümhe Dekhne Ko...Jee To Chahta He Mgr...!

=Tumhari Aankhon Me Aksar...Ik Shrarat Si Hoti Hai,

=Tüm Jo Müsküra K...Müjhe Ik Nazar Dekho,

=Aesa Lagta Hai Jese...Sehra Me Barish Si Hoti Hai,

=Tüm Chalo Sath Mere Ümr Bhar K Liye,

=Tumhe Dekh Kr Aksar...Ye Khwahish Si Hoti Hai,

=Mere Hatho Ki LakeeRon Me...Ho Shamil Naam Tmhara,

=Takdeer Se Aksar...Ye Güzarish Si Hoti hai..

Yaad

HUM AAP KO KABHI KHONEY NAHIN DENGE

JUDA HONA CHAHA TO BHI HONE NAHIN DENGE

CHANDNI RATONMEIN AYE GI MERI YAAD

MERI YAAD KE WOH PAL AAP KO SONE NAHIN DENGE.

Sad Poetry

Aarzooain Fazool Hoti Hen

Goya Kaghaz K PhooL Hoti Hen.!!

Hr Ksi Naam Pr Nhi Rukti

Dharknain Ba UsooL Hoti Hen.!!

Ptharon k khudaon k Aagey

iLtijaen FuzooL Hoti Hen.!!

Koi Mere Labon Ko Bhi La Day

Jo Duaen QabooL Hoti Hen..!!

Khuwab Tootain Ya Bik Jaien Wasi,

Qeematain Kab WasooL Hoti Hain..

Gud Morning

Naam-e-Khuda lekar uth jate hain jo log?=

Manzil k pas wo nahi, Manzilen un ke pas Aa jati hain..

"Assalam-o-Alaikum".

Subha Bakhair

Gud Morning

Asalam-0-Alaikum

"Insan ko achi niyat per wo inam milte hain, jo achey amal per bhi nahi milte kyon k niyat main dikhawa nahi hota"

"¤Good Morning¤"

Islami

Hamari

Dawat pr koi na aye to hm naraz ho jaty hai.

Allah ki taraf se hamen rozana 5-mrtaba Dawat hoti hy.

or

hm us-k ghr nhi jaty

Kia Allah hm sy nraz na hoga?

Ye Msg Nhi 1-Haqeeqat Hy

Plz

Namaz qaim karen

&

2sro ko b talqeen karen

Allah is msg bhjny waly ky waldain par apni rehmt bhejy Ameen.

Sad Sms

Tarapta daikh ker mujh ko hansay aur khoob farmaya,

Girifftaar-e muhabbat hai isy yoonhi terapny do...!

Gud Morning

Qeemtain Gir Gaieen Muhabbat Ki.

.---..---.

Aaao Koi Aur Kaaro_Baar Krain.!!!!!

Good Morning!

Gud Morning

Qeemtain Gir Gaieen Muhabbat Ki.

.---..---.

Aaao Koi Aur Kaaro_Baar Krain.!!!!!

Good Morning!

Sad Sms

Dil lagi main

"Waqt-e-Tanhai" aisa bhi aata hay....

%Galib%

K Rat chali jati hay magar andhery nai jatay....

Boyz & Girlz

Pehli baar kisi chehry pr ja kr nazr tehri hai,

Uski nazar sahil se bhi ziada gehri hy,

Thak gaya apny piyar ka izhar krty krty,

Tab ja kr pta chala k wo

dono kaanO se behri hy:-)

(' ,')

/0\

! ? O' shit yar...

Load Sheding

Wø kah kr ch@li g@e k @ß hm sirf tmhare khuwabo mein hi aienge?

F @ R @ Z

Light ki wjha se hamen neend ni aati khuwab kia kaddu aienge...-)

Frndship

Meri zindgi 1 khali bottle thi.

Jis mein se perfume ki tarah sb kch urr jata tha.

Lekin jb se aap aaye ho sb ruk gaya hai,

Khuda aap jaisa DHHAKKAN sb ko de

Eid-Ul-Azha

Bholi si surat anko may masti dur khari ghabraye . .

..

meri gaaye . .

..

ak jalak diklahy kabi . kbi pardy may chup jaye,

..

meri gaaye . .

..

mari nazar sy tum dakho to gosht hi gosht nazar ayeeeeee. .

.

bholi si surat

.

ankho may masti

.

aye haye,

.

meri gaaye...:-D

'HAPPY advance BAKRA EID'

Sad Sms

'Toot jate hain bikhar jate hain

Kanch k ghar me muqaddar "APNE"

'Ajnabi to sda pyar se milte hain

Bhool jate hain to aksar "APNE"

Yaad

Tootay huay taaluq main bhi kitni mazbooti hai...!

/SAQI/

Main jitna bhulata raha \\//\\//o utna hi yad aata raha...!!

Sad Sms

Apni Taqdeer Me To Kuch Aisay Hi Silsilay Likhay Hain..

Bewafa

Kisi Ne Waqt Guzaarne K Liye Dosti kar Li To Kisi ne Dosti kr K Waqt Guzaar Liya.

Advice

Us insan par bharosa kro jo tumhari 3 bate jan sake..

1-Muskurahat k pichhe dukh

2-Gusse k pichhe pyar

3-Chup rehne k pichhe wajah...

Sad Sms

=Saari Umer Apna Banate Rahe Phir Bhi Hamare Nahi Huey woh..

=$ahil=

=Pata Nahi Kon Si Wo Mohobbat Thi Jo Hum Day Na Sakay unko

Zubaida Aapa

Totkon ki Shandaar Kamyabi k bad ab pesh hai Zubeda Aapa ki paheliyan

Wo konsa Khan hy jo Pathan nahi?

.

.

.

.

Daster khan

Urri.baba :-

Boyz & Girlz

Boy ask a girl :

Pyar ho jata hai, ya Karna parta hai???

Funny answer frm a girl:

"Larka Handsome ho to ho jata hai,Aur agar Ameer ho to karna parta hy"

Sad Poetry

Hawa thmi thi zror lekan

Wo sham jesy sisak rhi thi

K zrad paton ko andhion ne

Ajeb qisa suna dia tha

K jisko sun k tmam paty

Sisak rhy thy bilak rhy thy

Jany kis sanhay k gham me

Shajar jaron sy ukhar chuky thy

Boht tlasha tha humne tmko

Her aik rasta

Her aik wadi

Her aik parbat

Her aik ghati

Kahin sy koi khbr na ai

To ye keh k humne dil ko tala

Hawa thamy gi to daikh lain gy

Hum usk raston ko dhond lain gy

Mgr hmari ye khush khyali

Jo humko barbad kr gai thi

Hawa thami thi zror lekan

Bari hi mudat guzar choki thi

Hmary balon k janglon me sfaid chandi utar chuki thi

Falak pe tary nhi rhy thy

Gulab pyary nhi rhy thy

Wo jis sy bsti thi dil ki basti

Wo log sary nhi rhy thy

Ye almia sab sy bala tar tha

K hum tmhary nhi rhy thy

Tum hmary nhi rhy thy.

Husband & Wife

1 aadmi ne 100 times blood donate ker k record banaya..

Blood bank walo ne uski wife ko bhi prize diya ye kehte hoye k:

"App ne nahi piya

tabhi to Humne liya"

Sad Poetry

Teray Aaney Ke Dar Hotay Nahi Hain,

.

Hum Aksar Apnay Ghar Hotay Nahi Hain.

.

Jinhei'n Mumkin Ho Ro Kar Bhool Jana,

.

Wo Jazbey Motabar Hotay Nahi Hain.

.

Bas Ek Mausam Hai Teri Wapsi Ka,

.

Yahan Shaam-0-Sehar Hotay Nahi Hain.

.

Jahan Guzray Hamari Umar Saari,

.

Wo Shayad Apnay Ghar Hotay Nahi Hain.

.

Tujhy Chahoo'n Haddo'n Say Paar Lekin,

.

Zamaaney Mukhtasar Hotay Nahi Hain.

.

Usey Apna Nishaa'n Daina Pareyga,

.

Ke Hum Ab Safar Mein Hotay Nahi Hain.

.

Saraabo'n Ki Tarah Teray Hyolay,

.

Nazar Aatay Hain Par Hotay Nahi Hain...|

Joke

1 dehshat gard ne 1 Boorhi Amma k pas Bomb rkh dia

Log chilye

Amma Bomb Hy

Amma Bomb hy

wo Sharma kar boli:

ab may Bomb hogai,jawani me to patakha thi :-D

Boyz & Girlz

Boyfriend: Mujhe Maf Kar Do

Mene Tumse Chupaya k Meri Mangni Ho Chuki Hai.

Girlfriend:

Aray Koi Bat Nahi,

Chalo ao Aaj Main Tmhe Apne Bachon Se Milwati Hun.

Joke

BACHA: mummy muje is dukan se PATAKHY lene hain.

MUMY: beta ye dukan nhi girls hostel hai.

BACHA: lekn papa to kehty hain k shehr k sary PATAKHAY yahan hain:-)

Lov Poetry

Ye Husan Tera, ye ishQ mera..

Rangeen to hai, Badnam sahi..

Mujh pr to kai ilzam lage,

TujH pr b koi ilzam sahi..

Is Raat ki Nikhri Rangat ko,

kuch or Nikhar jane de Zara..

Nazron ko Behek jane do Zara..

Kuch Dair ki hi Taskeen sahi,

kuch Dair ka hi Aaram sahi..

Mujh par to kai ilzam lage,

Tujh pr bhi koi ilzam sahi...

Ruswai k dar se Ghabra kr,

Hum Tark e wafa kab krte hain..

Jis Dil ko Basa len Pehlu me,

Us Dil ko Juda kab krty hain..

Jo Hashr hua hai Lakhon ka,

Apna b wohi Anjam sahi..

Mujh par to kai ilZam lage,

Tuj pr bhi koi ilzam sahi..

Jazbat ki kaliyan Chun'ni hain,

Aur Pyar ka Tohfa dena hai..

Logon ki Nigahen kuch bhi kahen,

Logon se Hamen kya lena hy..

Ye khaas ta'aluq Apas ka,

Duniya ki Nazar men aam sahi..

Mujh pr to kai ilzam lage,

Tujh pr bhi koi ilzam shai..

Winter Season

Pop corn ki khushbu!

Mong phali ki bahar!

Thand ka mosam anay ko tayaar!

Thori c masti, thora sa pyaar,muffler sweater rakho tayaar!

Hapy 1st feel of winter :-)

Husband & Wife

2 difficult things to achieve:

1. To plant your ideas in someone else's head.

2. To put someone else's money in your own pocket.

He who succeeds in the 1st is called teacher

&

The one who succeeds in the 2nd is called Businessman.

The one who succeeds in both is called

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

WIFE...:-D

Teacher & Student

Bacha school se akar ammi say bola:

ammi aj main school ground main shahid afridi lag raha tha

Ammi khush hokar:

woh kese mere chand?

Bacha:

kal ka homework na karne par teacher ne kaha jao beech ground main or dono hath upar kar k khare hojao.

'\(',')/'

   || HAN

_/ \_ AESE

Boyz & Girlz

Boy to Girl:

Hum dono kuch arsy sath reh lety hen. Agr mizaj mily to shadi kr lengy or koi ghalti hoi to alag hojaen gy.

Girl:

Ghalti kis k paas rahy gi??

Sad Poetry

jb jb jb tare pass ma aya

ek sakonN mila jise ma tha bhole

aya wo wajood mila jb aye

mOUSAM gham k tujay yd kiya hooo

jb sahmey tanha pan say

tujay yad kiya hooon

dil sambal ja zra phr

mohabbat krny chla hy tu

dil sambal ja zra phr

mohabbat krny chla hay tu

aisa keu kr hva janu na ma janu

na hooo dil sambal ja zra

phr mohabbat krny chla y tuu. .