Husband & Wife

1 aadmi ki 3rd BV ne apne shohar se pucha:

Aap ki 1st BV kaise mari?

Shohar:

Zeher khaane se.

BV:

Aur 2nd?

Shohar:

Usey goli maari thi.

BV:

Q?

Shohar:

Wo zehar nahi kha rahi thi.

BV:

Mager aap ne un dono ko maara q?

Shohar:

Sawaal buhat karti thin... :-) :-