Computer

1 Genius Ne Bill Gates Ko Khat Likha

Sir,

Mujhe Kuch Sawal Poochne Hen

1.

Keyboard K Letters Sahi Jaga Nahi Hen, Keyboard Ka Sahi Version Kab Ayega?

2.

Windows Me START Ka Button Hy, STOP Ka Nhi?

3.

Hum Ms-Word Use Karte Hen, Mr-Word Kb Release Hoga?

4.

Keyboard Me ANY KEY Ka Button Nhi to Computer Q Maangta Hy?

Aakhir Me 1 Zati Sawal

5.

Aap Ka Naam GATES He To Aap WINDOWS Q Banaty Hain...??

Lov Poetry

"TUM KHAFA KYU HO..?"

Tumhein muj se gila kya hy..?

Achanak

be rukhi itni..

Batao to hua kya hy..?

Manaaun kis tarah tum ko..?

Mujhy itna to

batla do..

Agar ab ho saky tum se..

To ye ehsan farma do..

Meri manzil mohabat hy..

Mujhy manzil pe pohncha do..

Tumhari aankh mein aansu.

Mujhy achy nahi lagty..

Tumhary narm honton pe..

"Gily achy nahi lagty"..

Tumhary muskurany se..

Mera dil muskurata hy.

Tumhary rooth jany se.

Mera dil toot jata hy.

Main aksar sochta hun ye.

K Tum kyu dil mein Basty ho"?

Koi to bat hy tum mein..

Jo itny achay lagty ho,

Lov Poetry

Jis dar pe bi Gaye hain

Bas ek Baar Gaye hain,

Phir Loat ke

us dar pe jaya nahin karte,

Aankhon se PiLao ge

tu aa jayen ge Peene,

Paimano se tu Peene

Hum jaya nahi karte,

Apna tu ye Shewa hai

"Jaan"

Ghoar se sun Lo,

Khud hi Tarap Lety hain

Tarpaya nahi kartay

Lov Sms

AAO" Aaj Tum Ko ApNi "ZINDAGI" Se "MILAON"...

Kya "TUM" ApNi "ANKHEN" Ek Lamhe K Liye Band Kar Sakte Ho.....

Plzzz?

"SHUKRIYA" Kitna "ANDHAIRA" Hy Na!

Ye Meri "ZINDAGI" Hai. "Ap k baghair.

Golden Words

FASHION is da way to inspire people

&

SUNNAT is da way to inspire ALLAH.

People will never b happy 4rm U,

but ALLAH is always willing 2 bless you.

Double Meaning

Sng-e-Marmr Se Trasha Gora Badan Ufff.....

Nasheela Sa Pighlta Shabab uska..,

Honto Se Lgao To Kashish Kaisi Hai,

Paa G Ye KULFI Cheez Hi Esi hai..!

New Year

('.') Lo ji

/)'(\ Arz

_/'/_ kia hai.!

Dunya ne kiye bohut

zulm -o- sitam..!

\('',)/'' wah

  \ \ wah

_/"\_ wah

Dunya ne kiye bohut

zulm -o- sitam..!

  (',') Khuda ki

_/)'(\_ Kasam.!

|""//""|

2 Din Baad

2011 Khatam. . . !

*HAPPY NEW*

*YEAR*

*IN ADVANCE*

Yaad

Bikhri Bikhri Shaamon main,

Sehmi Sehmi Raaton main,

Tanha Tanha Lamhon main,

Gumsum Gumsum Baaton main,

Kuch guzra Zamana Yaad aaya,

Aaj

Gosha-e-Tanhai main,

Ek Shakhs Purana Yaad aaya,

Kagaz ki Tehriron main,

Dhundli si Tasviron main,

Ek Chehra Anjana Yaad aaya,

Woh Parhna usay Kitaabon main,

Or

Dhondna usay Khuwabon main,

Usay Panay ki is Koshish main,

Meri Neend ka jana Yaad aaya,

Aaj

Gosha-e-Tanhai main,

EK SHAKHS PURANA YAAD AAYA...

New Year

2012 is coming Before 2011 ends,

let me thanks all the good people like you,

who made 2011 beautiful for me.

I pray you b blessed with faithful year ahead.

I wish u a

fantastic JANUARY

Loveable FEBRUARY

Marvellous MARCH

Fresh APRIL

Enjoyable MAY

Successful JUNE

Wonderful JULY

Indepedent AUGUST Powerful SEPTEMBER

Tastiest OCTOBER

Beautiful NOVEMBER

Happiest DECEMBER

Have a VICTORIOUS YEAR!

Hope I'm 1st person to wish u happy 12 months of 2012..

Pathan

Zindagi ki race main hamesha ye soch k bhago k Tum Nangay ho,

OR peechay sary Pathan hain,

phir daikhna jeet tumhari hogi sirf tmhari.100%

Sweet

Me saya hun meri surat tum ho

Me sahil hun meri aas tum ho

Me lab hun meri bat tum ho

Me tab mukaml hun jab mere 7 tum ho.

Student & Exam

Bhul jaon Doston Ko Kesi Baat Karte Ho

*" Ghalib "*

Exams mai mcq's tera baap btayega*" :-D

(,")/

/)) oye jani

_/\_ i love you yr :-D

Joke

Drinkers Gang:

Aj tab tak piyenge jab tak wo samny waly 3 darakht 6 nhi dikhty.

Bar owner:

Bas kro kamino, samny 1 hi darakht hy. Ab kya jungle banaoge

Gud Nite

Meri ap sab se guzarish hy k RAAT mn

Good Night

k msgs bhejne k bajaye !

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Mong phuli bhej dia karain

Shukriya..!

Sad Sms

"Na bazm apni, Na saqi apna, -Na sheesha apna na jaam apna..

!.SaQi.!

Agr yhi hai Nizam-e-Hasti to zindagi ko salam apna...!!

Cool

My story of success

In 1995 i was a baby..

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But

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Now, in 2011, I have the ability to produce a baby!

*Hardworking man*

Sad Sms

Aaj itnaaa "Udaaas" hooon Nasir...!

Jaisy zulfain Jawaaaan bewa ki....!!

Yaad

Kabhi yaad kr lia karo is banda-e- nachiz ko.,

"DOST"

Ye Shakhs bura hi sahi magar abhi zinda to hai.

Teacher & Student

Teachr: wht iz "Noun" ?

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Faraz: Kutta b hota hai apni gali me King

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Kutta b hota hai apni gali me King

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Noun iz da name of Person,Place Animal or Thing:-)

Sweet

Kuch " raz" esy" hote " hain" jo khole nahi "jate"

Kuch "DIL" esy hote " hain" jo "tory" nahi "jate"

Or kuch " LOG" ap jesy hote "hain"

Jo "chory" nahi jate

Sweet

Kuch " raz" esy" hote " hain" jo khole nahi "jate"

Kuch "DIL" esy hote " hain" jo "tory" nahi "jate"

Or kuch " LOG" ap jesy hote "hain"

Jo "chory" nahi jate

Lov Poetry

¤Suno tm yääd ääte ho.

¤buhät häm ko ruläte ho.

¤suno wäpis chäle ääo.

¤hämärä g nähi lägtä.

¤tmäre bin ädhore hen.

¤buhät be chäin rehte hen.

¤btäen tum ko kese häm.

¤k tum se päyär he be hädd.

¤jo rishtä tum se qääim he.

¤kisi se bän nähi säktä..

¤hämäri rooh k ändär..

¤koi b bäs nähi säktä..

¤kähin äisä nä ho jäye..

¤hämäri sääns ruk jäye..

¤suno!

Tum lot ääo..

¤suno!

Tm lot ääo

Lov Poetry

Mere Dil Mein Mohabt Boht Thi"

Magr Phir B Usko Shikayat Boht Thi"

Mera Dard Khulta B Kiyoon Kisi Pr"

Mujhe Muskrany Ki Aadt Boht Thi"

Meri Zindgi Main Wo Lamhy B Aye.

Teri Hr Qadam Pr Zarort Boht Thi.

Manany Ka Mujh Main Hunr Nahi Tha..

Pr Usko Rooth Jany Ki Aadat Boht Thi.

Cool

ONE

Of The Sweetest Line Said in

" LOVE " is

" Mein khOo Gaya hOon,

Tum Bhi khOo Jao.."

...English Translation:-

" I am Lost..

YOu also get

Lost.."

Advice

*. . .Her Ek Baat Me

Han Me Han MiLana MunafiQon Ki Aadat.,

Aur

Har Baat Me

EkhteLaf Karna

Dushmani Ki Nishani Hai.

Jumma Mubarik

Jo SHAKHS Jumay Ki NamaZ se pehle"3"bar

SuraH Qadar

Parhlega to usK0 dunya me tamaam Jumma ADA KARNE walon ki tadaad k braber NEkiyan milengi.

(Faizanae sunnat #1166)

Jo shakhs jumay k din 200 bar darod Pak pare to is k 200 saal k guna muaf honge

(kanzulummal#p256/)

"JUMMA MUBARAK"

Latest

'Be'nishan manzilon k safar pr niklo gay to jan ja0 gay.

Dillon k musafr kyun ghar ka rasta bhool jatay hain....

Sad Sms

Firaaq-E-yar ki lambi Raatein,, UdaaSs shaamein:

Bas bhi kar december,, Kya y0un hi maar daalay ga.

Sad Sms

"Mat kar wafa in phool jese chehron se"

"DOST"

"kion k phool khushbodar hoty hain wafadar nahi"

Sad Sms

Such hi kaha tha kise Ny khud py Bahrosy ka Hunar Seekh ly.

"... Mohabbat Jitni Bhi Sachi Ho Sath Chorh Hi Jati Hai.

Sweet

Jään Tö Nähi Mäang Li Thi Hmne Ääpse Jö Rööth Gäye Hö,

Bus ik Wäfä Chähiye Thi Hämen Ääpse Zindägi Bhär K Liye..

Sad Poetry

Udaas tehreer parh k meri meray sanam muskura na dena

Ye aakhri khat main likh raha hon khayal karna jala na dena

Guzar Rahi hai tumhari kesey bicharr k ham se Rula k ham ko

Haqeeqaton ko zaror likhna anaa ki khatir chupa na dena

Koi jo pochay kidhr gaya wo jo teri mehfil ka tha sahara

Jo furqaton ka sabab baney thy ksi bashar ko bta na dena

Main mar bhi jaon to muskurana ehsas_e_gham ki na chhoot khana

Jo qurb_e_gham se Nigahein bheegen to Rukh se aanchal hata na dena

Laho se tehreer kr raha hon main apni sari kahani

¤.¤A..,,,A¤.¤

Jo phaar bhi do to paas Rakhna Hawa mein tukrey ura na dena

Lov Sms

Main Ne Uss Ke Hathon Mein

Geeli Mitti Dii

Uss Ne Muhabbat Ki Inteha

Ker Dii

Uss Ne Mera Putla Bana

Ker Apni Saans Putaly

Mein Bher Dii .....

Sweet

Wo Naraz Hota To Usay Mana Leta''

"Dost"

Wo Taaluq Hi Na Rakhay To Usay Manaun Kesy !

Sweet

Rothne walon ka kya jata hy wo to bin btaye roth jate hein...!

==Saqi==

Dil to unka dukhta hy jo khud se ziada unhe chate hein.

Bollywood

SUFI BANASPATI

jo naam hai aitamad ka,

MUNNI ko cooking ka shoq hua,

Mama le aai Sufi,

Sufi pe aitamad jo tha,

Subah uthi to na MUNNI thi na SUFI,

Sufi pe aitamad jo tha,

3 saal bad wapas ayi to sath mein Habib,

kosar

or

Sultan bhi tha.

Aur karo Sufi pe aitamad!

Kr di na MUNni

badnam:

Sad Poetry

Jhooti Tasalyon ki Zaroorat nahi mujhe,

Keh de k mere liye Fursat nahi tujhe,

Ye bhi nahi k men tumhen ilzaam de sakon,

Ye bhi nahi k tum se Shikayat nahi mujhe,

Main tumhari Yaad ko DiL se Bhula to Don,

Par kya karon k Dil ki Ijazat nahi mujhe.

Sad Sms

Wo Mujhay Bhool Hi Gaya Hoga

Itni Muddat Khafa Nahin Rehta ..

Sad Sms

Kisi ne hume rulaya to kya bura kiya,

Dil ko dhukaya tho kya bura kiya,

Hum to pehle se hi tanha the .

Kisi ne ehasas dilaya to kya bura kia....

Sad Sms

Tmhary sath chalty hain hazaron chahny \\//\\//aly...!

/Janab/

Mery hony na hony se tmhy kia fark parta hai...?

Sad Sms

Pyar Jab Milta Nahi To Hota Q Hai,

Agar Khwabon Me Wo Aaye To Insaan Sota Q Hai,

Jab Yahi Pyar Aankhon ke Saamne

Kisi Or Ka Ho Jaye,

To Dil Itna Rota Q Ha..

Sad Sms

Parwah karne wale aksar rula jate ha,

apna keh kr paraya kr jate ha,

Wafa jitni b karo koi fark Nhi parta,

mujhe mat bhulna keh kar khud bhul jate hain.

Sad Sms

Wo Kaisa Apna Tha Jo Tanha Chhor Gaya,

Khud Ruk Na Saka To Yaadein Chhor Gaya,

Gham Is Baat Ka Dukh Is Baat Ka Ha,

Honto Se Krke Wada Khamoshi Se Tor Gaya...

Advice

**2 Aansu**

Us Aansu se bacho jo kisi ka DIL dukhaney se nikley,

OR

Us Aanso ki qadar karo jo Aap k liye kisi ki AANKH se nikley..

Sardar & Pathan

Pathan: Batao Aisa kia karein k Saanp B Marr Jaye or Laathi B Na Totay?

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Sardar: Watty Maaro Watty...

Sad Sms

''Hum Galat Thy Chal0 Itna T0 Maan Lety hain',

'Kya W0 Shakhs Theek Tha?

j0 BadaL Gya Itny Qreeb Aaney K baad!

Sad Sms

Us'ne jo mera sath na diya shayed uski bhi koi majbori thi'

=Mahi=

Bewafa to wo ho nahi sakta shayed meri mohabbat hi adhoori thi.

Sad Poetry

BEST GHAZAL

Khat likh raha hoon

ehd-e-mohabat ko torr kar....!

Kagaz pe aansu'on ki jagha

chorr chorr kar.!

Tu fikar mand q hai

mere dil ko torr kar.!

Main khud hi ja raha hoon

tera shehr chorr kar.!

Kal raat likhne baitha

ghazal tere naam ki.!

Alfaaz samnay thy kharray

haath jorr kar.!

Main jis mein daikhta

tha tera aks

ay "wais"

Tu ne hi rakh diya

woh aaina torr kar.

Pathan

1 Pthan interview k liay gaya,

OFFICER:

"Tum kitney Bhai Behen ho?

PATHAN:

9.

OFFICER:

"Un mein Tumhara konsa number hai?

PATHAN,

"ZONG Ka".

Lov Poetry

!GHAZAL!

Tujhe Chor bhi nahi saktay,

Tere Ho bhi Nahi sakte,

Ye kaisi Bebasi hai k

hum Ro b nahi saktay,

Ye kaisa DarD hai pal pal

hamain Tarpaye rakta hai,

Tumhari Yaad aati hai

tu phir So b nhi saktay,

Chupa Saktay hain aur na hum

Dikha saktay hain logon ko,

Kuch aisay Daagh hain

DiL per jo Dho b Nai skty,

Kaha tha Chor dein gy

ye Nagar phr Ruk gaye lekin,

Tumhein Pa to skty nai

Magar Kho b Nai skty.

Sad Sms

Ab Apke Liye Ajnabi Hum Ho Gye Hen

Baato K Silsile Bi Kam Ho Gye Hen

Khusheyo Se Zyada Gham Ho Gye Hen

Kya Pta Ye Waqt Bura Hai Ya Bure Hum Ho Gye He..!!!!!

Sad Poetry

Mery hr udas pal mein,

Mera sath chor jana

Ye kahan ki ulfatain hain?

Ye kahan ki dosti hy?

Tumhain daikh kr lga tha,

Tumhi zindgi ho meri,

Tumhi bandgi ho meri

Tumhi hr khushi ka saya,

Tumhi saadgi ho meri

Mujhy kya khabar thi

'JANA'

Tum youn wafa karo gy

Mery hr udas pal mein

Mera sath chor do gy..

Sweet

Us k chehry pr is qdar noor tha

k us ki yaad mein rona bhi manzoor tha

bewafa b nahi keh sakty us ko.

pyar to ham ne kia hai wo to bekasoor tha.

Sad Poetry

Yaad rakhna or phir bhula dena

Uski adat hai yun saza dena

Apni Mohabat main zara sadgi dekho,

Jo chor jaye usko b dua dena

Wo kehta hy mohabat mein kuch fasla rahy

Hm chahty hain apna sb kuch luta dena,

Ik guzarish hy agr maan jao to...

Wafa k badly hamesha wafa dena.

Hazrat Ali (R.A)

Hazrat ALI (R.A)

Sab Se Bari Bahaduri "SABR" hai.

Sab Se Barri bala

"NA UUMIDI" hai.

Sab Se Bari Tafrih "MASRUFIYAT" hai.

Sab Se Bara Ustad "TAJARBA" hai.

Sab Se Barra Faeyda "NAIK AULAAD" hai.

Sab Se Barra Tuhfa "DARGUZAR" Karna hai.

Sab Se Barra Sarmaya "KHUD AETEMADI" hai.

Sab Se Barra Raaz "MOUT" hai.

Aur

Sab Se Barri Doulat

"ACHA DOST" hai.

Sweet

@: Meri Khushyon ki Sham ho gyi hy teri narazgi se

"A DOST"

Ab itna b chup na raho k meri Zindgi ki b Sham ho jaye:..

Winter Season

Wife: Tum se acha tu ye murga hy jo har 5 mint baad murgi pe charh jata hy,

Husband ghusy se utha or pani ki balti bhar k murghy pe gira di,

Murga geela hone k baad skooooonn se ja k kone mai beth gya,

Husband: Vekhya charhna okha nai,

Nahana okha aye,

Happy winter season.....

Sad Sms

Tarke wafa ka hum kabhi tasawar bhi nahi kar sakte!

"Dost"

Humain aadat nahi apna bana kar bhool jane ki.......

Question

(I.Q TEST)

Gandhi ji ki Qabar kis Mulk me hai??

1. India

2. Pakistan

3. Kashmir

4. Iran

reply must fast...!

Time: 1 minute

Big challenge 4u.

Advice

Each moment of ur life is a picture

which u had never seen before.

And which ull never see again so enjoy

&

live life

&

make each moment beautiful

Joke

1pagal_2sre pagal se:

Tum kiss din paida hoye?

2sra pagal_:

Itwar ko.

Pehla pagal:

Tum mujhey pagal bna rhe ho,

itwar ko to chti hoti hai.

Pathan

1 Saal Baad pathan Ka Baap U.K Se Aya,

Bola:

Teri Maa Kaha Hy

pathan:

Wo Mar Gayi,

Baap Rone Laga, Bola:

Tu Ne Bataya Q Nhi.

pathan:

Me Ne Socha Surprise Dunga.

Advice

Jab 2 second ki Muskrahat sy

Photo Achi ho sakti hai

tu

Hamesha Muskurany sy zindagi Achi kyun nahi ho sakti...?

"So keep SmilinG"

Sad Sms

Thitharti hui shab-e-syah wo bhi tweel tar....!

"Mohsin"

hijer k maron pe Qyamat hy

"DECEMBER".....

Sad Sms

Mat Pooch Meray Dukhoon Ki Daastan Meri Zaban Se

"Kä$h Jän"

Lafzoon Main Itni Tapish Hai Sun Kar Jal Jao Gay.

New Year

No tear

no fear

khao"LAYS"

aur

piyo"BEER"

Q k

o my"DEAR"

"3" Din baad hai

"NEW YEAR"

"HAPPY NEW YEAR"

* =.2012.. =*

Double Meaning

6 inch Ka Hy

Rang kala hy

Size Normal Hy

Mazboot Hy

Zyada Mota B nahi Hy

250 larkiyo ne B lia hy

Lena hy To Bolo

Full Masti me hy.

Mera

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Nokia C1-01NA PUTTAR NA,

SADAY SMS GANDAY NAI HOndey

tusi apny zehan saaf rakho.

Sad Sms

IShq da MAJboor_e_NAmurAAd SAhi...!

Phir Bhi ZAALim KA BoL BAALA HAi...!

Sad Sms

Mana k aaj hum Akely reh gaye,

judai k Aansu Aankho se beh gaye,

Roye to kon chup karye ga humen,

jo chup karaty thy wo hi roney ko keh gaye....!

Sad Sms

Bahana Kyun Talash Karte Ho Rooth Jane Ka,

"="Bewafa"="

Bas Itna Hi Keh Do K Ab Dil Main Jagah Nahin Rahi tmhare liye.

Sad Sms

Saadgi meri, k 'tujh ko rishta-e-Jaan keh diya...

"DOST"

Hosla tera, k aksar bhool jaty ho 'mujhe....!

Sad Poetry

Yehi wada lia tha na,

Hamesha khush hi rehna hai,

Lo dekho! dekh lo aa k,

Meri ankhon ko dekho tum,

Ye kitni shokh lgti hain,

Meray honton ko dkho tum,

Hamesha muskuratay hain,

Koi b gham agar aya,

Use hans kar saha main ny,

Mery chahray ko dkho tum,

Hamesha pursakoon ho ga,

Kia tha main nay jo tum se,

Wo wada kar dia pura,

Magar ik baat hai pyaray,

Kabhi jo wakt mil jae,

To meri shayari parhna,

Tumhain mehsos to ho ga,

Kaheen talkhi bhara lehja,

Kahen pay sard sa lehja,

Kahen pay dard ki jheelain,

Kahen lahjay ki karwahat,

Suno!

Main khush to hun lekin,

MERA HAR LAFZ ROTA HAI.

MERA HAR LAFZ ROTA HAI.

Sad Sms

Na Jany kiun Aaj tanhai se damm ghutt raha hy

"faraz"

Shayad k dunia k sath sath us ny bhi mita diya dil se.

Sad Sms

Na samajh sake woh

hamari mohabat ki intaha ko

" d0sT "

Samajh jate agar to hum se ziyada

woh talabgar hote hamare....

Sad Poetry

"Pal me doori ho jati ha

Zaat adhoori ho jati ha

Aankhon me neend Aati nahi

Raat puri ho jati ha

Pehle to hoti ha chahat

Phir majboori ho jati ha

Tanhai jab bol pare to.?

Baat zaroori ho jati ha

Kuch logon ki lamha bhar me

Khuwahish puri ho jati ha

Had se pyar guzar jay to.?

Aksar doori ho jati ha...!

Sad Sms

"Pyaar Nibhane Ka Daava Itna Na Karo

...."""Dost"""....

Kisi Ne Mujhe b Chhora Tha "QASAM" Uthane K Baad,,

Sad Sms

"Wo Mujhay Toot Kar Chahay Ga Or Bhool Jaaye Ga

"DOST"...

"Mujhe Khabar Na Thi Usay Ye Hunar Bhi Aata Hai"

Sad Sms

"Bekhabar, Bewaja Berukhi Na Kia Kar,,,,

"Koi To0t Sa Jata Hai Tera Lehja Badalnay Sy..

Q & A

answer

1=mangetar ki

10=Sb ki

20=Family ki

30=Mother ki

40=meri

50=Lover ki

60=peasy ki

70= apni Jan ke

80=father ki

90=Sisters ki.

100=Friends ki.

Q & A

1,

10,

20,

30,

40,

50,

60,

70,

80,

90,

100

In mein se aik number select karo.

pata chalta hai ke ap sab se zyada kis ki fiqr kerte han.

reply must

Sad Sms

Itnaa bura b na tha jo thukra dia to ne muje

jaan

tere apne faisle par aik din tujy bhi afsos zarur ho ga……….!!!!

Sad Poetry

Mudat hoi k chehra- e- yar nh dakha,

Wo ankhen nahi dekhi wo rukhsar nh dekha,

Raat k in haseen lamhon mei jab tu yad aata hy,

Yehi sochta hon akeley mei k wo dildaar nh dekha,

Bohot pur sukoon tha safar, jab sath thay hum donu,

Her zuban se suna hum ne k in jesa pyar nh dekha,

Kya hua k achanak tum itne badal gye

"sagar"

K hum ne kabhi pehly tum mei is tarha inkaar nahi dekha.

Sweet

Wo Shakhs Jis Ki Aankhon Mein inkar K Siwa KuCh Bi Nehi,,,

"Dost"

Na-Jany Kiyoon Os Ki Aankhon Pe Zindagi Lutany Ko Ji Chahta hy...

Cool

Boys,Girls things distributed take it take it

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Nai samajh i?

Lo punjabi me

"baalo kurio cheez Wandi di lai jao:-D"

Latest

Whenever sumone hurts U,Don't Cry.

Remember it takes 49 muscles to Cry & 12 muscles to Smile

But only 6 muscles to give a Slap

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Save Energy,

De Ghuma Kay.

Golden Words

"Bura Waqt Wo Shafaf Aaina Hy Jo Bohot Sary Chehry Wazeh Kar Deta Hy 0r

Acha Waqt Badalon Ki Tarha Hy Jo Soraj Ki Tapish Tak Ko Rok Leta Hy"

Boy & Girl

Boy:

'Now, As Its just a formality,

but I still ask, can I marry ur Daughter?

FATHER:

Who told u its just a formality?

boy:

The Gynaecologist :-D

Islami

Hazrat Ali frmaty ha k

"JO zard rang ka jota pehny ga.

Us ki fikren kam ho gi.

*Hazrat Abdullah bin zubair siyah (black) jota pehnany sy mana frmaty thay.

Q ky is sy fikren peda hoti han.

(Nizam.e.shariyat page # 35)

Sad Poetry

{~GHAZA£~}

Ishq sehra hai k darya hai kbi socha tum ne

Tujh se kya hai mera nata kbi socha tum ne

Haan main tanha hun ye Iqrar b karti hun

Khud b kitna tu tanha hai kbi socha tum ne

Ye alag baat hai jataya nhi main ne tujh ko

Warna kitna tujhe chaha hai

kbi socha tum ne

Tujhe awaaz likha noor likha

phool likha

Main ne kya kya tujhy likha hai kbi socha tum ne

Mutmain hun tujhe lafzon ki hararat de kr

Main ne kitna tujhe socha hai

kbi socha tm ne.

Islami

"NABI KARIM (S.A.W.W)" "ne farmaya"

Jo shakhs subha uthay

or usne

"ALLAH" Or us k RASOOL" ka Zikar na kia

or dunya k kaamon mein masroof ho gaya,

to is pe

"ALLAH" 4 aaftein nazil krta hai.

:=:

1.Aisa gham jis se nijaat nahi,

:=:

2.Aisi masroofiat jis se fursat nahi,

:=:

3.Aisi tangdasti jis se chutkara nahi,

:=:

4.Aisi umeed jis ki takmeel nahi.

:=:

"ALLAH" hum sub ko amal ki tofeeq ataa farmaye.

"AAMEEN"

Islami

*LOT AAO*

Ye doar hy

Afra tafri ka

or

Waqt hy

Nafsa nafsi ka

Kch hosh nhi Insanon ko

Khatra hy sb ki jaano ko

Ek khof Sa sab pe chaya hy

Hr chehra Hi Murjhaya hy

Q

Dunya me Andehra hy?

Q Zulm ny Sabko ghera hy

Awaz Ye dil sy Aati hy

or

Raaz Mujhy batlati hy

"DEEN" ko

hm ny chor dia

"QURAN" sy Rishta tor dia

"NABI" ki Sunnat bhul gay

Phr

"DEEN" Ki Janib Lot Aao

"QURAN" Ki Janib Lot Aao

"SUNNAT" Ki Janib Lot Aao!

Ab lot ao

Bs lot ao

Bewakoof

Yar 03123456789

this is my new Number

plz save

Mat kar Lena

Pagal

...

Ye to 1 se 9 tak ginti hai...

Ab paaglon ki tarha uper mat dekhna.

Pathan

1 Pathan ka Sar phat gaya.

Doctor ne puchha:

Khan Ye kaise hua?

Pathan:

Main chappal se Keel thok raha tha,

Ek Banda bola

"Khan KHOPRI istimaal karo.

Politician

Momo: Zardari ko to wo ho gaya hai.

Mehmood: Kya?

Momo: Wo jo dil mein hota hai.

Mehmood: Soorakh?

Momo: Ary nahi.

Mehmood: Jaldi batao momo kahin mujhe heart attack na ho jaye.

Momo: Oyeshawashyyyy.....

Haan zardari ko heart attack ho gaya hai mustaqeem..:D

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tutla sms

Thalam!

ye1 aita sms hai jo athy bhlay intan to totla tal deta hy.

ap laath toshish talo pil be aithey hi palo ge.

hanso mat :-)

falwd talo!;

Politician

Le Jao apni Rotti,

Kapra aur Makan

"ZARDARI"

Hamare Liye IMRAN k JALSEY ki KURSIYAN hi kafi hen.......:-D:-D

(Dedicate 2 all KASURIS):-P

Cool

What Do U Think

Why i Send MSGs To U?

is it B'coz

i Care Abt U

OR

i Miss U

OR

i Like U

OR

i Need U

Na..G...na

Package V Te Mukana A...

Zubaida Aapa

Agr Nahaty Hoe Ap Apna Hath Itna Nhi Morr Skte K Apni Kamar Saaf Kren

To Washroom Ki Dewar Pe Sabun Mal Kr Apni Kmar Dewar Pe Rgar Len IsTrah Apki Kamar B Saaf Hojæ gi

Aur washroom ki Deewar B

zubaida aapa is back....

Kanjoos

"HALKI SARDI ka

Zamana hai"

"Musam Bhi

Suhana hai

"Ek 2 Pyare

SMS

to kr do

kanjoso

"Kya Balance ko 2012 Tk

Chlana ha.

Latest

GHAREEB AADMI AIK KAAM DIL KHOL KE KARTA HAI . .

SOCHO KIA?

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Gud Morning

Aey ALLAH Pak

Ye Subah Hum

Sub k Liye Hidayat ka NooR

Or

Deen_o_Duniya

ki Salamati ka Pegham Le kar

AYe...

(AMEEN)

ASa|aM_o

Alaikum &

SubhA BakhAiR

Latest

Come closer

come come

you cruel

i am going to die

Samjhe?

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Nahi

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Lo translation parho

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Nerray aa aa aa Zalma way main mar gi aan aan aan:-D

Sad Sms

Karna hi tanz hay tu,

Hansnay ka kia Takalluf,

Q zehar de rahe ho

Zam Zam mila mila kar???

General Knowledge

aaj

2012 or 2011 dono sath hun gay . Yaqeen nahi ata to ye daikho.

20-12-2011

2012-2011it's true..

I'm the 1st to tell u.

Sweet

Meri Sochon ki Sarhaddo'n K Is Paar Bhi tu

Us Paar Bhi tu...

Yeh teri Saltanat Hai, Bsaa K Rakh

ya Ujaar dy...

Sad Sms

"Muraavatein hi sahi Mgar ik baat btlaoo,,,

Masroof ho ...?

Ya Bhoolna chaah rahy ho...?

Sad Sms

Ajab Ye Marhala Aaya, K Hijr-o-Qurb Yaksaa'n He'n..

Asar Ab Kuchh Nahee'n Hota, Jafa Karlo, Wafa karlo,

Gud Nite

Chand Ka Bistar

Pholon Ka Takiya OR

Taaron Ki"RAZAI"

Nice Na?

Now Come Back on Earth

And Sleep On Your "manjee"

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Good night..

Advice

...Beautiful Advices...

"Ager Dukhon Ka Darya Uboor Karna Hai To Ansoun Ko Jazb Karne Ka Tareeqa Seekho"

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"Duniya Ko Jeetna Chahty Ho To Awaz Main Narmi Paida Karo"

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"Kisi Ko Paane Ki Tamanna Mat Kro Balkay Is Qabil Hojao K Log Apko Paane Ki Tamanna Karen"

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"Muhabbat Ki Aazmaish Muhabbat Ki Toheen Hai"

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"Routhne Waly Ko Itna Nahi Routhna Chahiye K Manane Wale Khud Hi Rooth Jaye"..

Sad Sms

Barbad basti main kisy dhoondty ho...! , ,

Soha-rose , Ujray huye logon k thikany nai hotey.

Double Meaning

Yad Karo Wo Din Jab Tum Ne Shalwar Utari Or Ultay Let Gaye Or Thora Sa Andar Janay pr tum ronay lagay

or

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. Doctor Ne Kaha Bus Beta injection Lag Gya.

Husband & Wife

Larki_me shadi k bad tumhare sare dukh bant lungi

Larka_lekin mujhe tu k0i dukh hai hi nhi

Lrki_me shadi k bad ki baat kr rahi hun.

Cool

SHORT AND CUTE:

'There is nothing special in this msg except the person who sent it...!

Yaad

"Kyon kuch soch kar me apna DiL udaas karon"

.......AEY KHUDA........

"Log hmy utna hi yad krty hain jitni hmari ehmiyat hai...

Cool

SMS Magic Aap Ko Punjabi Ka 1 Lafz Bhejta Hoon.

Jise Aap Aage Se Parho Ya Pichhe Se,

Aap Ko Mera Hi Naam Dikhai Dega.....

"Abba" ..

Hai Na MAgic Puttar G.

Sad Sms

Decembr ab bhi apne asaasy sath laya hai..

wohi tewar,

wohi afsurdgi

or sard sa lehja...!

Cool

Naye saal ki amad par dil se dua hai k

Apko hamari or hamein apki shadi k card jald se jald mosool hon..

Ameen;-)

From: (K.P.O) kunwari party organization:-

Miss U

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,

Apna samjho ya begana,

Hamara apka rishta hai

purana,

Is liye farz hai

Apko batana ,

K...

i miss u

"Rozana "

Teacher & Student

Teacher:

"Batao Dog Shadi q Nahi Karta?" . .

Student:

"Miss Wo Pehly Hi Kutton Wali Zindagi Guzar Raha Hota Hai.

Sad Poetry

","Rula kar hamko kya tum khush reh pao gay,

"Abhi nhi to hamre bad muskurao gay

","Dua hai Rab se tujhy dard na mile,

Ham to seh gaye magar tum toot jao gay.

Cool

Ye j0ke parh0ge t0 haste.....haste beh0sh h0 ja0gey

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is liye nahi bheja..

Pagal...

I care f0r U!!

Cool

Ye j0ke parh0ge t0 haste.....haste beh0sh h0 ja0gey

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is liye nahi bheja..

Pagal...

I care f0r U!!

Hazrat Ali (R.A)

Logo Se Yaad Na Karne Ka Shikwa Mat Karo...

Kyon K Jo Insaan Apny Rab Ko Bhool Sakta Hai

Wo Sub Ko Bhool Sakta Hai..

HAZRAT ALI (R.A)

Boy & Girl

Larkiyoon k sath shopping karna bohat mushkil hai .. - -

...Lena kuch nahi hota bus - -

Yeh Dekhoooooo ..

Woh Dekhooooo ..

Yeh kia hai?

Woh kia hai?

5 ghantay ghoom phir kar phir gol gapay kha k ..

Aur

Dupata pico karwa k wapis aa jati hain.

Sweet Sms

Mulaim hath, kham-e-zulf, ada-e-nain or hont,

Qatal baki ha, ozaar to sab poory hain...!

Husband & Wife

A failed Businessman to his fat wife:

You are my only investment in life that has doubled!

Sad Sms

Mein tujhay heroon k badley tol kr laata magar!!!

Pyaar me shiddat to thi, haathon me sarmaya na tha.

Politician

M0m0 to imran khan:

main tujhay iss saal wo don gi pervaiz.

Imran khan:

woh kiya maa g?

M0m0:

w0i jo awam nay zardari ko di hai.

Imran khan:

galiyan ?

M0m0 :

gali to tujhay kabhi nahi don gi imran nazir.

Imran khan :

imran nazir nahi imran khan maa g!

M0m0 :

nahi main tujhay imran khan bhi nahi don gi.

Imran khan:

maa g v0te daina hai to do wrna jao !

M0m0:

Ayi shawashay!

main tujhay v0te don gi musharaf putar!

Imran khan:

ufff.

M0m0:

chapaaa!

Sad Sms

Ye Dard-e-Dil na Gaya Dard-e-jaa'n ki tarha........

Galey mein daal k saary ta'weez dekhy hain.....

Question

Kon se 2 rose aap mujhe do gy???

RED: love u.

PINK: Sweet.

PURPLE: Hot.

LIME: Cute.

GRAY: Smart

BLUE: Cool

WHITE: Nice person

YELLOW:Bst frnd

Reply must...

Sad Poetry

Us raat jo tu badal gaya

Mere jism o jan se to nikal gaya

Kaise nikalo tujhe dil se me

Mere rah se jo tu nikal gaya

Mere raste the tere muntazir

Kahi or tu nikal gaya

Kya sitam kiye the Mohsin ne

Jo palat kar b dekhna tu bhool gaya.

Sad Poetry

Wafa krny sy mat ghabra, sila janay Khuda janay

Diye raah mein jalatay ja, hawa jaanay Khuda janay

Khizaan k khof se maali tu buzdil ho nahi sakta

Chaman aabad rakh, baad-e-saba janay Khuda janay

Mareez-e-ishq, dilbar ko dawa-e-dil samajh lena

Marz jaanay dawa jaanay shifa jaanay Khuda janay.

Sad Poetry

Main to uski yaadon k sahare ji raha hn.

uski yaad me bs sharab p raha hn.

{Dost}

Aur wo akar kehti hai itni sharab kyun p rahe ho.

jb kisi ki judai bardash nhi kar sakte to chale jao yahan se is dunya me ji kyun rahe ho.

Sweet Sms

*....Maloom nai Kb Ghalib.......///

*....Mujh pe wo Ghaalib aaya.......///

Advice

"Speak only when you feel your words are better than the

SILENCE"

Golden Wordz

God Always Has Something

For You

A Key For Every Problem

A Light For Every Shadow

A Relief For Every Sorrow

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A Plan For Every Tomorrow

Keep Faith.

Yaad

A A

A A

A A

A A

A A

A A

A A

A A

A A

Aaaaachheeeen...

Shukar AlHamdulillah,

U miss me na?

UFF ALLAH!

Na kia karo itna yaad,

flu ho jata hai mujy.

Gud Morning

GÖÖd MÖrning tÖ SWÉÉT PÉrsÖn

WhÖ passed SWÉÉT Night with a SWÉÉT Dream

NÖw want tÖ pass SWÉÉT Day with SWÉÉT talk.

"§ubha~ß~Khair"

hav€ a Ñ!çè Dä¥

Latest

Ye bat nai pakistaniyo ki

Ye bat hai musalmano ki

Hum kya bat yad karai in ko ab

Jo bat kahi thi Khan ne in ko

Ye yad kare wo cricket match

Jab soch rahe the ye

Khatam karne Pakistan ko

To ek awaz lehrai thi

Agar hindu khatam hue to nam na hoga

Dunya me Hindustan na hoga

Tm bat mat karo tehzeebo ki

Tehzeeb jo tm bnate ho

Aj to dekhte hai nach tmhare

Kal Insha ALLAH tmhare murdo ki

Hum video jung ki dekhe ge

Or dunya ko batlade ge

Is qom ka nam hai musalman.

Lov Poetry

December Jb b ata hai

wo pagli,

phir se beetay mosmoon ki

talkhioon ko yaad krti hai,

puraana card parhti hai k Jis mein us ne Likha tha

main Lotoon ga December mein

naye kpray bnaati hai

wo sara GHAR sajati hai

December k wo hr ik din ko gin gin kr bitaati hai

Jounhi 15 guzrti hai wo kuch kuch toot se Jaati hai

Younhi din beet Jatay hain

December Lout Jata hai

magar wo khush fehm larki

dobara se calender mein

December k maheenay k safhay ko mor kr phir se December k saher mein doob Jati hai,

k aakhir us ne Likha tha..

MAIN LOUTOON GA DECEMBER MEIN.

Sardar

2 sardar bhai 1 class main thay,,

Teacher! tum d0n0 nay apne abu ka naam diferent ky0n likha?

Sardars!

"tusi fer kehna si k NAQAL mari ay."

Sad Sms

Kuch to ta'reek th¡ f¡Raaq k¡ raat,

Or kuch khu£ gaye wo gesu bh¡,

A¡k he pall me¡N mujh se b¡chrAy ha¡N,

MoSsAm_e_Gu£ bH¡ ter¡ khushbu bh¡~~.

Lov Sms

Kya gham hai kya khushi 'Maloom' nahi,

Woh apna hai k Ajnabi

'Maloom' nahi,

Jis k baghair ek "PAL" nahi guzarta,

kasy guzre gi yeh ZINDAGI 'Maloom' na

Sad Poetry

Maso0m Mohabbat Ka Itna Sa FaSana Ha¡_

Kaghaz K¡ Hawee£¡ Ha¡ Aur Bar¡Ssh Ne Bh¡ Aana Ha¡_

Kya Shart-e-Mohabbat Ha¡_ Kya Shart-e-ZamaNa Ha¡_

Awaz Bh¡ Zakhm¡ Ha¡ Aur Geet Bh¡ GaNa Ha¡_

Us Tak PohaNch Ne K¡ Umeed Bohat Kam Ha¡_

Kasht¡ Bh¡ PuraN¡ Ha¡ Aur TofAn bh¡ aNa ha¡.

Kya sach ha¡ naya ye r¡Sshta ya sang tera puRaNna ha¡,,~

Zindag¡ mer¡ ka bas

Yeh¡ fasaNa ha¡~

Khuch ha¡ pa£ khaAs Aur khuch ko b¡Tana ha¡~

Lov Poetry

"Ghazal"

KUCH BHI NH HAI KHAS IN DINO,_,

TUM JO NH HO PAS IN DINO,_,

LAGTA NH DIL TUJH BIN KAISA HA YEH EHSAS IN DINO,_,

LOT AAYE JANE KIS PAL BHOOLE SE LAGI REHTI HA DIL KO AAS IN DINO,_,

TUM AAJAO TO BEHEL JAYE SHAYAD DIL BOHAT UDAS HA IN DINO,_,

EK DARYA SA BEH RAHA HAI PHIR BHI JANE KAISI HA PIYAS IN DINO,_,

HAR LAMHA CHAHATA HA DIL KITNA TUJHKO KIYA TUJHE EHSAS HA IN DINO

Lov Poetry

"Tumhare Aane Ki Ik Aahat Si Hoti Hy,

Na Jane Kyun Dil Mein Halchal Si Hoti Hy"

"Tumhe Dekhne Ko Jee To Chahta Hy Mgr,

Tmhari Aankhon Me Aksar Ik Shrarat Si Hoti Hy"

"Tum Jo Muskura K Mujhe Ik Nazar Dekho,

Aesa Lagta Hy Jese Sehra Me Barish Si Hoti Hy"

"Tum Chalo Sath Mere umr Bhar K Liye,

Tmhe Dekh Kr Aksar Ye Khwahish Si Hoti Hy"

"Mere Hatho Ki LakeeRon Me Ho Shamil Naam Tmhara,

Takdeer Se Aksar Ye Guzarish Si Hoti hy..

Sad Poetry

GHAM-e-Zindgi Ne La Kr Hamen Us Jaga Pe Mara,

JAHAN Is Taraf Kinara Na Us

Taraf Kinara,

YAHAN Kis Ko Itni Fursat Jo Hamara Haal Puche,

YE Mizaaj He Sabhi Ka Nai Zikr Bs Tumhara,

YE Ajeeb Sa Jahan He Yahan Sb Dare Huy Hen,

KOI Dushmani Ka Mara Koi DoSti Ka Mara,

KAYI Kaam Reh Gaye Hen Tere ISHQ Ki Waja Se,

TERE Sath Bi Khasara Tere Baad Bi Khasara,

TERE Sath Beete Lamhe Meri

Zindgi Ka Hasil,

TERE Baad Phir Kisi Ne Nai PIYAR Se Pukara.

Yaad

Kitni Khubsurat

Si Ho Jati Hai Us Waqt Dunya,

.....DO¤T.....

Jab Humara k0i apna Kehta Hai

Tum BUHT Yaad Aa Rahe

"Ho"

Sweet Sms

Itna na tarpao k koi Gunah karlon mai

"JÅÅN-E-WÅFÅ"

phir na kehna k kiun barbad kia khud ko meri Mohabbat k pichy"

Lov Poetry

Hum Ne Khud Ko Kahan Tujh Se Juda Rakha Hai

Iss Jism Mein Tujhey Jaan Bana Rakha Hai

Eik Hajoom Hai Logon Ka Merey Har Taraf

Teri Ankhon Ne Mujhe Sab Se Tanha Rakha Hai

Teri Sanson Ki Mehak Ko Be-misal Bana Kar

Terey Khaliq Ne Apna Naam Khuda Rakha Hai

Tu Hai To Hai Rangeeni-E-Aab-O-Gul

Tu Nahi To Meri Dunya Mein Kia Rakha Hai

Yeh Raza-E-Khuda He Hai Ke Abb Tak Uss Ne

Tera Haath Merey Haathoon Se Juda Rakha Hai

kanjoos

"CHANDI" ka ghora

"SONEY" ki lagaam,

"MSG" prhny walon ko mera "SALAM"

"PEPSI" piny walon

"SPRITE" bhi piya kro,

"FREE" K msg prhny walon "REPLY" bhi kia karo!

Sad Sms

MERi Sarkashi

B thi Munfarid Meri Aajzi B kamaal thi

MAiN Anaa

Prast bhi Blaa ka tha - So Gira to Apne Hi Paoon par...

Memon

Sheikh Apne bachon se:Jo Rat ko khana ni khega use 5 rupe milege

Sab bache 5,5 Rupe lekar sogae

Subha ko Sheikh bola:

Jo 5 Rupe dega usko Nashta milega

Punjabi

Jis dil vich Sajjan vas jave

Uss DIL te Zulam kamai da nai

Jadon Piyar kisse naal pa laeay

Onoon Kaleyan Chadd k jaei da nai

Tenon ki dasan tu jaan da nai

Ay piyar di gall

Tabiba

Jehra zahkam

"DILBAR" Yaar dewey uss

Zakham te

Marham laaei da nai..

Sad Poetry

Bas ik meri baat nahi thi,

Sab ka dard december tha,

Barf ke sheher mein rehne wala,

Ek Ek fard december tha,

Pichhle saal k aakhir mein b,

Hairat mein hum teeno thay,

Was!

Ek main tha,

Ek tera gham tha,

Ek be-dard december tha.

Cool

SHORT AND CUTE:

'There is nothing special in this msg except the person who sent it...!

Husband & Wife

Sasur damaad se

6 saal me

6 bachche

ye kya mazaak hai?

Damaad

maine aap se pehle hi kaha tha

Garib zarur hu

par

aapki beti ko kabhi "khali pait" nai rakhunga:)

Sad Sms

Apnon Ne Bhi Na Socha K Ujrun Ga To Kidhar Jaun Ga,,,,

Aashiyana Jin Ka Na Ho Wo Parinday Aksar Mar Jatey Hain....

Gud Morning

Aaql Allah ki Aik Nemat Hai Jo Taleem Aur Tajurbay Say Zyada Hoti Hai,

AUR Jab Aql Barhti Hai To Ghuftagoo Mukhtasar ho jati hai.

Have a go0d day,,,,

Advice

"Always try to pr0ve that y0u are right

But.........

Never attempt to pr0ve that 0thers are wr0ng...!!!!

Cool

Dnt b sad whn u see ur ex girlfrnd flirtng with s0m0ne else...

ooooo0ooo0oo c0me 0n yar...

learn to donate ur old toys to p0or kidz...:-P

thatz caled atitude...;-)B-)

Gud Morning

++[G]++

++[O]++

++[O]++

++[D]++

+MORNING+

************

&

ASSALAM - U -ALAIKUM

*HAVE A NICE DAY*

Latest

A Fact Of Life...

Male Criteria For Life Partner:

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They Expect Their Women To Look Like Miss Universe

&

Work Like

'Maasi'........:-)

Sad Sms

Manzlon ka Gham karny Say Manzlain Nahi Miltin..

Hosly bhi Toot Jaty hain AKSAR UDAS Rehny Say...

New Year Sms

Meri dua hai ky Ap saaL KY,

12 maheeny,

Khush raho,

52 hafty

Muskuraty raho,

365 din

Ap par Allah ki rehmat ho,

8760 ghanty

Apko kamyabi or bulandian milain,

525600 mint

Khuda ap par meharban rahy.

Pori Zindge

Khushyan apky darwazay py dastak deti rhain.

Aameen.

/Happy New Year \

Islami

CRISMIS=

E'Saai (Cristchen) AhL.e.Kitab to Hen Mgar AhL-e-Emaan Nahi Lehaza Inhy AhL.e.Eman Kehna "KUFUR" Hy.

(B0ok BAHAR.E.SHARIA

Cool

What is the colour of frequency?

Ans: Purple

How?

Frequency=1/time

That means 1/sec

Now 1sec = Ek Pal

So 1/Pal= Per Pal

Per Pal= PURPLE..!

Dekha

Puri PHYSICS hila kr rkhdi....:D

\(',')/

) ( Uff....

/ / Main Itni Intelligent Q Hun?:D

Lov Poetry

Meri ujrri hui Basti Ko Yunhi Sunsan Rehne Do,

Khushiyan Raas Nhi Aati Muje Pareshan Rehne Do,

Zeenat Nhi Banta To Na Ban Dil K Aangan Ki,

Par Apne Aashyane Tak Meri Uraan Rehne Do,

Teri Galyon Me Yun Phirna Agr Nadaani hai To Sun,

Main Danishmand Nhi Banta Mujhe Nadaan Rehne Do,

Nhi Main Mangta Tujh Se Pholon Se Bhri Tehni,

Jo Jalta hai Mere Dil Me Wo Aatishdan Rehne Do,

Teri Hasti Me Mana Hum Basera Kr Nhi Sakte,

Par Apni Soch Ka Kuch Pal K Liye Mehman Rehne Do,

Peeny Ko Nhi Deta To Mat De Jaam Ay Sanam,

Piyen Gy Tere Maikhaane Se Ye Armaan

Rehne Do.

Lov Poetry

S¡rf Ma¡N H¡ Thaam SakuN Haath Uska

Mujh Par ¡tn¡ C ¡nayat Kr Day

W0 Reh Na Paye 1 Pal Bh¡ Mere B¡na

Aye KHUDA T0 Usk0 Mer¡ AAdat C Kar Day

¡tna T00t Kr ChahuN Ma¡N Usk0

K Mer¡ Chahat K0 Usk¡ ¡badat C Kar Day

K0¡ Ch00 Na Paye Apne Khayalat Main B¡ Us K0

Hr 1 K ZehaN Main Us K¡ H¡fazat C Kr Day

Band AAnkhon Main B¡ Dekh PauN Us K0

Mer¡ Nazar K0 A c ¡jaazat C Kr Day

Rakhunga Khayal Us Ka Umar Bhar K L¡ye

Bs Ab W0 Apne Ap K0 Mer¡ Amanat c Kr Day.

Islami

"ALQURAN"

"Tum Ksi B INSAN Ko Bura Na Smjo, Shayed wo wesa Na Ho Jis Trah Tm smjte Ho,

Hqiqi ilm To ALLAH Ke Pas Hy,

or Tum To La-ilm Ho"

(Sura Bqrah,216)

Lov Poetry

' Mujhe Ab B Mohabat Hai '

Tere Qadmon ki Aahat Se

Teri har Muskurahat Se

Teri Baaton ki Khushbu Se

Teri Aankhon k Jadu Se

Teri Dilkash Adaaon Se

Teri Qatil Jafaaon Se

' Mujhe Ab B Mohabat Hai '

Teri Rahon me Rukne Se

Teri Pulkon k Jhukne Se

SEHAR-o-Shaam Hathon pe

Tera hi Naam Likhne se

Tere Teish-o-Adawat Se

Teri Be-Jaa Shikayat Se

Yahan tak k

"Sanam Mere"

Teri har ek Adat Se

' Mujhe Ab B

Mohabat Hai.

Lov Poetry

Aey Chand Tu Hi Bata Mujh Ko-

.

Tujh Ko Maaloom Ho Ga Afsana Us Ka-

.

Har Aankh Se Aankh Milaata Hai Tu-

.

Tu Ne Dekha Ho Ga Aashiyana Us Ka-

.

Mera saathi sjn Kis Haal Mein Reh Raha Hay-

.

Kin Se Hai Milna Milaana Us Ka-

.

Aey Chaand Mere Chaand Se Keh Dena-

.

Muntzir Hai Aaj B koi diwana Us Ka!

Lov Poetry

"BAS EK PAL"

Ek pal aisa dey do.

Jis mei zandagi ki sari khushian hon.

Ek pal aisa dey do.

Jis mei tumhara sara piyar ho.

Ek pal aisa dey do.

Jis mei tumhary sary gham mujy mil jaaein.

Ek pal aisa dey do.

jis mei apni sari zandgi tum par qurban kr don.

"BAS EK PAL"

Lov Poetry

Mene kaha mere liye B dua kiya kro

Usne kaha iski na fikr kiya kro

Mene kaha mere zehn pe rhta he bojh sa

Usne kaha chup k se kahen ro liya kro

Mene kaha tere khwab jga dete hen

Usne kaha raton ko socha na kro

Mene kaha raton ko nend nhi ati he

Usne kaha sone ki koshish to kiya kro...

Politician

~Breaking News

SADDAR ASIF ALI ZARDARI ka DUBAI me inteqal

Body kal larkana lai jaygi

Tadfen ki tyari jari

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

peshawar mein lash nazer aa gai ha..:

Advice

You are Born Without Anything But you Die With Your Name,

So That Name Must Not Be A Word only,

It Must Be A History.

Golden Words

Golden Wordz

"I talk tO myself..

because i like dealing with a better class Of peOple'....:-)

Golden Words

Lines of Hazrat Ali R.A

S A B A R Ek Aisi Sawari Hai,

Jo Apnay S a w a a r Ko Kabhi Girnay Nahin Deti.

(HAZRAT ALI R.A)

Sad Poetry

Udas main tha sara shehar roney laga,

Aaj mera sanam kisi aor ka honey laga,

Mera chain khoney laga mujhey dard sa huney laga,

Jo mera humdard ta yaro wo kisi aor ka huney laga,

Wafa ka paikar ta sanam mera,

Janey q bewafa huney laga,

Sans rukne lagi dil b rone laga,

Mera pyar kisi Aor ka huney laga.

Sad Poetry

(."JANE PHIR Q".)

Khud ko muj se "JUDA" kia usne,

Jo na karna tha wo kia usne.

Yaad karne se ß na "YAAD" aon,

Aisa muj ko "ßHULA" dia usne.

Main to bus waqt ki "ZROORAT" hon,

Muj ko akhir bata dia usne.

Apne hathon se khud hi likh k muje

("Jane phir Q")

"Mita dia us nay?

Pathan

Motrway police to pathan:

"ap 180 ki speed se kiuon ja rhe thy?"

pathan:

Tm logo ne hi to board pe likha hy YAD RAKHeN GHAR PE KOI APKA INTIZAR KR RHA HAI.

Latest

Ek Borrhey Kissan Ne Apney Be-gunah Betey Ko Jail Me Khat Likha

"Pyarey Betey

Me Is Saal Aalo Ki Fasal Nahi Bo Sakta Mujse Khait Ki Khudai Nahi Ho Rahi

Kash Tum Meri Madad Kar Sakte

Bete Ne Jawab Diya,

ABBA..

Khait Mat Khodna

Q K Waha Me ne Aslaha Chupaya he..

Agley Din Police Ne Sare Khait Ki Khudai Kar Di

Lekin Unhen Wahan Kuch Na Mila

Bete Ne Phir Khat Likha

ABBA

Ab Aap Aalo Ki Fasal Bo Sakte Hen!

Me Yaha Se Aap K Liye Itna Hi Kar Sakta Tha :D:D

POLICE SHOCKED

BETA ROCKs...

Sweet

Kuch AiSi MuhAbbAt uS K DiL MAiN BhAr DAy YA_RAB...!

K Woh JiS Ko Bhi chAAhAy, Woh "MAiN" BAN JAAoN...!

Politician

Aaj jo dua mangni ha mang lo,

Q k jis gar me kutta ho, us gar me dua qabool nahe hoti,

ye mulk b hamara gar hai,

. .

aur kutta filhal mulk se bahr hai... ;-)

Winter Season

Yaadon ki ShaaL Orrh k,

Aawara Gardiyaan...... !!

.

Kaati hain Hum ne you'n bhi,

"DECEMBER" ki Sardiyaan...!!!

Gud Morning

(~_~)...MöRñIñG...

(~_~)......is

A......

~_~wöñderfül~_~

~_~öpörtüñitY~_~

~_~2 PräY~_~

~_~2 Löve~_~

~_~2 wish~_~

~_~2smile~_=

~_~2 Thñx~_~

~_~ ALLAH~_~

~_~För All~_~

~_~Blessings~_~

...G(~_~)(~_~)D...:-)

...M(~_~)R|\|ì|\|G. ~

Have A Nice Day!