Sad Sms

Ay Chashm_E_

YaaR, Ab NA Yaad, Na NafRat,Na Ehsaas,,

Kia Ham Kisi Sulook K Qabil Nahi Rahy...!!!

Wedding

Dil-e-gumrah ko Ay Kash Pata hota

"GHALIB"

Shadi dilchasp hai tab tak!

K Jab tak ho nhi jati .

Kanwaro k liye pegam.e.nasihat

Sad Smss

Taskeen-e-Dil k Liye Guftugu krty hain Log

Maloom To Humein Bhi Hai k Hum Kisi ko Achay Nhi Lagtey.....!

Golden Wordz

PYARI BAAT

"Us Rab se drte raho,

Jis ki Sift ye he k,

*"Agr tm Bat Kro to Wo Sunta he,

Or

Agr Dil Main rkho to Wo janta hai...!!

Cricket

"May apne seniors ki bahot izzat karta hu isliay javed bhai ka record nahi tora warna me 1 baal par chakka laga sakta tha".

MISBAH.:-)

Sad Sms

Mujh Se Kehta Hai Mere Shehar Ka Soofi..

Mujh Ko

Jazba-e-Muhabbat Ne

Be-Deen Kiya...

Sad Sms

* iSHQ tujh se bura Nahi koi...............

* Hr BHALLAY ka Bura Kiya Tu ne.............!!

Sweet

Haaaye kis waqt tujhy pyar ki sooji zaalim

Lipty jaty ho.....!!!!!! Jnaza nhi uthany dogy...????

Sad Sms

Mere muqaddar ko bhi ye gila raha mujh se

K kisi aur ka hota to sanwar gia hota

Latest

Aik sarvay sy pata chala hy k

Pakistan main sub sy zada use hony wali cheez

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Bareek pin wala charger hy ::::::

Lov Sms

Apni har saans me Aabad kiya hai tumko

Mery saathi bohot yaad kiya haI tumko

Meri zindagi me tum nahi to kuch B nahi

Hum ne is qadar piyar kiya hai tumko..

Sad Sms

Mera Haal Dekh kar In Dino, Mohabbat Bhi Sharminda Hai

K Ye Shaks Jo Sb Kch Haar Gaya, Lo Aaj Bhi Zinda Hai.

Sweet

Yun Daal Kar Phirtay Ho Niqaboun Par Niqaab..

Be'Aib Hai Chehra To Dikha Kyn Nahi Detay..

Double Meaning

Do u know why, gap between fingers?

A true lover will come & fill d gaps by holding ur hands.

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Now plz don't ask me why gap between d legs? :p

Sweet

U Don't Know What the Future Holds for U But U Surely Know Who Holds the Future ,

Pray & Trust 0n ALLAH,

He Settles Everything. . . .*

Husband & Wife

MILLION COPIES OF A NEW BOOK SOLD IN JUST TWO DAYS

DUE TO TYPING ERROR IN TITLE

i.e.

"AN IDEA CAN CHANGE YOUR WIFE (LIFE)" :D

Quatation

Salawat

Imam Reza a.s.

Said

"Patience is a gateway to Knowledge and Wisdom."

Yaad

"Aankhon se Q Aansu jhalak jate hain..

Tanhaiyo me Q Gham yad ate hain?

"Aansu pounch kar koi ye to bata de

"yar"

"Rulane wale hi aksar Q yaad aate hain.

Cool

When someone shut their door on u, thn make them realize that...

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"Kundi darwazay k 2no taraf hoti hai" :-p ;) B-)

Golden Wordz

*Golden Tip*

"Hamesha Unhi K Kareeb Mat Raha karo.

"Jo Aapko Khush Rakhte Hain.

"Kabhi Unke Bhi Kareeb Raha karo

"Jo Aapke Bina Khush Nahin Reh Sakte.

Sad Sms

Chaly jayn gy Anqreeb tjhy tere hal py chor kr..!

"a"

!..Qadar kya hoti hai ye tujhy waqt sikha dy ga

Gud Nite

SUNO . . Aik Din Ki Bat Hai . .

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Din Ki Bat Hai Rat Main Btana Sahi Nahi App sOjaO...

".g(".)(",)d N!gHt."

Sad Sms

Hum Ne Aisay Ujaar Di Jaisay,,,

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Zindagi Baap Ki Kamaai Ho...!!!

Sad Sms

Khushi, Aansu,Shab-e-furqat, Wasal-e-yaar Ya Tanhaai...

Khuda jaane Mohabbat kon si manzil hy...!!

Sad Sms

Raat GhaReeb MAA Nay Yeh Keh KaR Bachon Ko Sulaya...!!

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FaRishtay Khuwab Mein Aatay Hain Rotiyan Le KaR...!!

Cricket

Aao Pakistan k Dushmano ki barbadi k liay mil k dua karain,

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Ya ALLAH !

India, Eng aur afriqa me bhi eik eik misbah paida kar dey...

(Aameen).

Latest

Wo dost umar bhar ka saath kia de ga

FARAZ..

Jis ne police ki gari dekh k bike se utar dya..

(',')/

/)) Abe utar

_// tery pas gutka he.

Cool

Ye Soch Kar, K Wo Khirrki Se Jhank Le Shayed,

Gali Me Khailtay Bchay Lrraa Diey Main Ne...... :-p

Frndship

Dosti 1 aisa "PODA" hy

jis main "SUCH" ki miti

"EHSAS" ka pani

"JAZBAAT"ki hava

or

"AITBAR"ki dhop

us"PODE"ko 1 mazbot "DARAKHT"

bana deta hy.

Latest

Meri mohabbato ka us par koi asar nai

faraz

Jb b milti hy yahi kehti hy tm wohi hona jisne class 2 me soosoo krdi thi

('_')

/))\kamini bhooli

_/|_nai ab tk.;-(

Latest

J0ban Pe Jawani H0,, Aur Chaand Bhi Pura H0...*

Kiya Tum K0 Gawara Hai,, Is Raat Ki Tanhai??

Boy & Girl

Girls are never wrong.

Just sometimes confused, rude, stubborn, senseless, emotional, unchangeable, crazy, stupid, Idiot n even Mad.

But NEVER WRONG..! :-D;-)

Husband & Wife

Wife Kal apne phir apni Secretary k sath movie dekhi?

Husband kya karein,darling

Aj kal ki movies family k sath dekhny k qaabil kahan hain

Politician

Meri khali jaib ko meri gharibi na samajh

Faraz

Agar khof-e-khuda na hota tu main b "ZarDaRi" hota.

(,")/"

/) / GEO BHUTTO

_/ \_MULK LUTTO!

Gareeb nu lama paa k kutto es msg nu agay sutto.

Geo Bhutto

Geo Bhutto.

Sad Sms

"Kyun Lafzon Mai Bayaan KaRoon Apne DaRd Ko"

Dosto

!!!..."Sun'ne Wale To Bohat Hain,,,

Samjhne Wala K0i Nai..'''

Sad Poetry

Main nafraton ke jahan mein reh kar,

Jiya karon ga

to kya karon ga.

Ye theek kehte ho Be-Wafa hon,

Wafa karon ga

to kya karon Ga.

Bus aik Tu hi to reh gaya hai,

Jahan saara tou kho chuka hon

Tujhe bhi apni Anaa mein aa kar Khafa karon ga,

to kya karon ga.

Hazaar Sajde to kar chuka hon,

Qaza Tumhari Muhabaton mein.

Main ab Dikhawe ka koi Sajda Adaa karon ga,

to kya karon ga.

Baghair paani bhi koi machli,

bhla kabhi reh saki hai pyaarey.

Main Tujh ko kho kar, Kisi ka ho kar,

bata, karon ga

to kya karon ga.

Ye theek apni Ziddo'n ko Dill sey nikaal phainkhon,

magar yeh socho.

Tumhare Qadmon mein paish apni Anaa karon ga

to kya karon ga.???

Golden Wordz

"Bura Waqt Wo Shafaf Aaina Hy Jo Bohot Sary Chehry Wazeh Kar Deta Hy 0r

Acha Waqt Badalon Ki Tarha Hy Jo Soraj Ki Tapish Tak Ko Rok Leta Hy"

Frndship

Hum Aise dost hain Ap k

Jis ko dekho to khuwab

Socho to khayal

Mehsoos kro to khushbu

Azmao to sachi dosti

Or

Bhool jao to tmhari

MARZI...

Boy & Girl

Boy:

"Excuse me

Girl: Jee

Boy:

"Aap ko mene kahin dekha hai.

Girl:

Ji bilkul Main UNIT # 136 ki unit incharge hun

Boy:

Acha Behan Maaf karna Wrong number :

\('-')/

)(

/ \"BHAI" ne kia aesa jaadu

Larkian hui Beqabu....

Double Meaning

February ko Valentine's Day hota Hai!

Aur 14 November ko Children Day.

Dono Dates mein 9 Mahinon ka Faraq Hai..

Is liye Jin ko Samajh aa Gai he Wo Forward karein Aur Baki Cartoon dekhein.:-)

Pathan

Pathan sharab peeta raha aur rota raha

Ek admi na pocha: Kya howa khan sahab

Pathan: Jis larki ka nam bhulana chahta hon

us ka naam yaad nai a raha.

Latest

FACTS OF LIFE:

1) In a race b/w Cat & Mouse, mouse mostly wins, bcz Cat is running 4 food & Mouse 4 its life

Remember:

Purpose is more imprtnt than Need....!

Gud Nite

A Rat Sone De Yun Tang Na Kiya Kar

Bekar Sawalon Mein Paband Na Kiya Kar

Is K Siva Aur Bhi Zamane K Kaam Hain

Tu Mere Khayalat Be_Dhang Na Kiya Kar

Duniya Mein Aur Log Bhi Baste Hain Tanha

Tu Sirf Mere Sath Hi Jang Na Kiya Kar

A Raat Sone De Yun Tang Na Kiya Kar

Mazboot Hon

Par Itna Bhi Nahi Hon

Duniya Ke Sabhi Ghum To Mere Sang Na Kiya Kar

A Raat Sone De

Yun Tang Na Kiya Kar.

Lov Poetry

"GHAZAL"

Dil Ussi waqt Sambhal Jaaega,

Dil ka Haal Wo Poochay to Sahi.

Uski Nafrat b Mohabbat hogi,

Mery baary me Wo Sochay to Sahi.

Us k Qadmon me bicha doon Aankhain,

Mari Basti sy Wo Guzray to Sahi.

Us k Sub Jhoot b Such hongy .

Sirf baat itni hy k Wo bolay to Sahi,

Sad Sms

Meray Ma'ayar

Ka Taqazah

Hay . . . ! !

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Mera Dushman

Bhi Khaandani

Ho . . . ! !

Golden Wordz

Nice lines...

Zindagi Ko Badalne Me Waqt Nahi Lagta...

Lekin,

Waqt Ko Badlne Me Zindagi Lag Jati Hai.....

Yaad

Yaad Aate Hain To Kuch B Nhi Karne Dete.....,

Ache Logon Ki Yehi Baat Buri Lagti Hai.........

Sweet

Yai Hi Bohat Kay DiL ne USSAY DhoonD Laaya Hai*"*"* .

*"*"*KiSi Kay Saath Sehi Par WOH Nazar To Aaya Hai*"*"

Funny Poetry

GHAZAL

Meri mohabt ko apne dil me dhond lena,

Or han! Aatey ko achi tarha goond lena!

Mil jae agr pyar to khona nai,

Pyaz kat'ty wqt rona nai!

Mujse ruth jane ka bahana acha hy,

Thore dair aur pakao gosht abi kacha hy!

Kesi lagi ghazal bta dena,

Aa raha hon main thori cold drink manga lyna.

Sad Sms

Bohat Thy Mere B Iss Duniya Mein Apne,

""Sahar""

Phir Ishq Huwa Aur Ham Laa Waras Ho Gaye

Sad Sms

Mekhane me aya to hon Magar aaj Peeonga nahi,

===SAQI===

Tera Mekhana kuch Bhi Nahe hai Mere Dard-E-DiL ko Mitane ke Liye.

Sad Sms

Khud hi hain baais-e-takleef hum apny liye Warna...

Na hum hoty, na dil hota, na dil'azariyan hoti.

Lov Poetry

Jab kanch uthane par jayn,

tum hath hamara le jana,

Jab khud ko tanha pao to,

tum sath hamara le jana,

Jab samjho jeet muqadar hai or rasty hain dushwar bohat,

na chahty b tum keh dena be bak sahara le jana,

jo bazi ab tum jeeto gay,

jo bazi ab tum pao gay,

phr chaho to ye keh dena k manzil thi maqsood muje,

kab sath hamara chota hai,

ik muskurahat tum de jana tum jan hamari le jana.!

jab kanch uthne par jayn,

tum hath hamre le jana

Husband & Wife

Husband: Agar Meri Lotery Nikal Aaye To Tum Kya Karogi?

Wife: Aadhay Paisay Le Kar Tumhe Chor Dongi

Husband: Meri Rs.100. Ki Nikli Hy Yeh Le 50 oR Dafa Hojao.

Yaad

"Ansoö bn k tapk rahy hain Äankho sy rukhsar tak

!...Rose...!

"Kisi ki yad itna rulaye gi kbi §ocha na tha.

Lov Sms

Tumhari baat lambi hai, Daleelain hain, Bahanay Hain,.

¤...¤

Hamari baat itni hy, hamari aarzoo "Tm" Ho..........!!!

Gud Nite

*Good Night*

ChraG-e Fkr

Yaqinan Bujha

K Sote Hn

MGr Naseeb

Ki Shama Jla

K Sote Hy

Wo Roz Khwab

Me -JANNAT-

Ko Dkhty Hn G

Jo Apni

-MAA-

K Pair Daba

K Sote Hyn

Cool

Definition Of Laziness:

Its a talent of taking rest before u are tired

Bcoz Prevention is better than cure .. ;-)

Be lazy think CrZy!:-D

Double Meaning

Hw does a girl look lyk when she wears seat belt of car?

Lyk a Percentage symbol;-)

jinko samjh aya wo fwd kry baki bachey cartoon ntwrk dekhY.

Latest

Aik bat hamesha yad rakhna!

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.Jorey asmano par bantay hain.

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par setting zameen par hoti hai yar :-P;-)B-)

Yaad

Suno!

Har PaL mere Hamdam,

Tumhari Yaad Aati Hy

Khbi Sanson K ChaLne Pe,

Khbi DiL K MachaLne Pe

Khbi Barish Barasne Pe

Khbi Aankhen Jhapakne Pe

Khbi Chand k NikaLne Pe

Khbi SooraJ K DhaLne Pe

Khbi Shabb K AndherOn mE

Khbi Din K SawerOn mE

Khbi Logo K MeLe mE

Khbi Tanha AkeLe mE

Tumhari Yaad atti hai

Boy & Girl

Bus stop par khari 2 larkiyan Lerai ker rhi thi

1st Girl:

Jay me tenu thapar maarya na ty tu america ja k dige gi

2nd Girl:

Jay mein tenu thapar maarya na ty ton UK ja dige gi

Qareeb se ek baba guzar raha tha ruk kar bola:

bachyo 1 choti jai muki minu v maar deo mai nal dy pind jana aay..

Cool

Zindagi mein Agar bOhat Pareshan hOgaye hO tO

1 Lambi Rassi Lo Or

1 Dharakht Pe Baandh,ke..

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JhoOla JhOolOo Yaaar..

Enjoy karO:-)

Computer

Tell Me Computer Mouse Is Male Or Female?

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The Mouse Is

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Female

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Because

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She Uses The Pad....!

o teriiiii;)

Sad Sms

Jane Kis DiL Say Muskurate Hain, ,

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'W0 J0 Andar Sy T00t Jate Hain,

Joke

Beti: Papa mere mobile me kisine "I Love u" Ka msg bheja hai

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Dad: Aisa msg kabhi receive nhi karna chahiye

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Jiska hai use wapas bhej de!!

Boy & Girl

Jab koi itna khas bn jaye,

Usk bare me sochna ehsas bn jaye,

To mang lena khuda se use zindgi k liye,

Is se phle k uss ki Maa kisi or ki saas ban jaye.:-;-)

Latest

Agar 2 People ko 1 Rassi Se Bandha

Jaye To Us Rassi Ko

Kya Kahege?

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?

?

NOKIA

Connecting People

Gud Nite

*Good night*

Isi KARZ Ko Ada Krnay k Wastay Hum Saari Raat Nahi So patay

Ke Shayad Koi Jaag Rha Ho is Duniya Mein Humaray Liye.

Sad Sms

Toot Jata Hy Garibi Mein

Aksar Wo Rishta

Jo Aksar Khaas Hota Hy

Paraye Bhi Apne Ho Jate Hy

Jab Paisa Paas Hota Hy

Punjabi

(Baba Bullay Shah)

"HEERAY"

Sasty mul de wekhy,

"LAAL"

Trakri wich tuldy wekhy,

"PHUL

Peran wich ruldy wekhy,

"SYANAY"

Galan to bhuldy wekhy,

Koi kisy naal pyar nhi krda,

DIL

Duniya wich rul de wekhy,

"RUNG BARUNGI" duniya wekhi,

Kai kai rung ik phul de wekhy,

SUKH

Te Azal to weri mere,

DUK hi akhiyan

Khuldy wekhy,

BUS kr dila chad de khera,

Chadd de raam kahani tu,

Tu rul gya te taan ki hoya,

SHAH vi galiyan wich ruldy wekhy

Wedding

Faraz ek shaadi ki mehfil me DULHAN se:

"Naazon se pali ho susral jaa rahi ho..

"masi ki tarhan kaam karogi, bekaar me itra rahi ho;-)

Sad Sms

____Zakhmon Ka

Andaza Chehre Dekh K Nahi Hota____

..*I)OoOst*..

____Sahil Pe Khara Koi Kya Jaane Samandar Kitna Gehra Hai___???

Sad Sms

_Kisi Maslehat sy Chup hoon to Pathar Na Jan Mujhay_

_Dil per Asar hota hy Teri Baat Baat ka_

Latest

Lutf-E-Dozakh Bhi, Lutf-E-Jannat Bhi,

Haaye! kya Cheez Hai Muhabbat Bhi,

Sad Sms

Shidat-e -Ishq Ne Ye Haal Kiya Hy Mera,

¿..Dost..?

Nabz Chalti Hy To, Dukhti Hy Kalaai Meri...

Sad Sms

"Hum Uss Se Bichar ChalaY,

Usay Hairat Na Hui",

¿..Dost..?

"Shayad Tha WO" Bhi isi wakt

Ka "Muntazir".

Teacher & Student

Teacher: batao kay maths ka kya matlab hai:

student: sir maths meanz

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M: Mental

A: Attack

T: To

H: Handsome

S: students

Sad Poetry

Shikwa-e-ishq nahi, jurat-e-guftar nahi

Meray hathon main koi jabr ki talwar nahi.

Ibn-e-adam hoon, insaan say muhabbat ki hai

Aag ka, chand ka, pathar ka paristaar nahi.

Maine Maana k tu Yousaf saa haseen hai lekin

Ye mera dil hai koi misr ka bazar nahi.

Ay KHUDA mujh ko muhabbat day ibaadat k iwaz

Main to teri kisi jannat ka kharidar nahi.

Jis nay insan say muhabbat hi na ki ho IQBAL

Darhaqeeqat wo khuda ka bhi talabgar nahi.

Sad Poetry

Ye qaid sikha daiti hay Aadaab-e-mohabat

Pinjray mein parinday bhi shararat nahi kartay

Wo kon hain kis wastay is dar pay paray hain

Deewanay kabhi dasht say hijrat nahi kartay

Mitt jatay hain duniya say wo log bhi

Mohsin

jo log "Allah k Bando" say mohabat nahi kartay.

Sweet

Ja raha hai mera sms na jane kya gul khilaye ga?

Pyar se parha ga.ya bin dekhe delete ho jaye ga

Agar delete na ho ga tu 1 pyaara sa sms zaror aaye ga

Sweet

Sweet things are easy to Buy

Sweet words are easy to Say

But sweet people like YOU are very difficult to find

May your whole life be as Sweet as YOU

Allama Iqbal

Uthtay hain jo aalam mein wo mit jate hain fitnay

*IQBAL*

Kafir tery aankhon ki shararat nai jati

Sweet

tumhain her safer ka kinara mile ga

chamakta hua her sitara mile ga

aai gi chehre per pyaari si muskaan

jab bhi tumahin SMS humara mile ga

Gud Nite

*Good Night*

I am not perfect,,

I make mistakes,,

I hurt people,

but when I say sorry,

I mean it ... !

Sad Sms

FasLaY BaRhy TO

Galat FeHmiaN Or B BarH GaYn,,!!

Us NAy WO B SUnA JO MAiN'NE KAbi KAhA He NAHi ThA..!!

Sweet

I Wish God Made Me A SMS

So That I Can Reach U In 5 Sec

Cost U Nothing, U'll Read Me

& I Cud C U Smiling

Which Is Worth A Million For Me:-)

Frndship

BEST END IS FRI-END

BEST STAND IS UNDER-STAND

BEST AGE IS COLLE-AGE

BEST WORK IS HARD-WORK

THINK GOOD DO GOOD:-)

Sad Sms

Hai hasrat k ho elaan ik din,

k ISHAQ intiqaal ker giya.....

Islami

Gunah Krne Se Phle Apni Ungli Aag Pr Rkh Kr Dekho K Kya Jalan Brdasht Kr

Sakti Hai?

Agr Nhi To Socho Jahanum Ki Aag 70 Gunah Tez Hogi.

A Silent Msg 4 All Muslims

Sad Sms

.*Mana K Tumhara

.*Dil Bhar Gaya Hai

.*Hum Se,,,

Ae {DOST}

.*Lekin Kabhi

.*Kabhi YAD Kar K

.*Hum Pe Ahsan

.*Kar diya Karo.

Questions

Answer me these..

My nikname should be?

...

The thing u like most about my face?..

If i was a colour,

which colour i should be?..

If i was a car,

what car would i be?..

If i was a city,

what city would i be?..

Sweet

when things go wrong

when sadness fills ur heart

when tears flow in ur eyes always remembr 3 things

1 GOD

2 ur parents

3 my sincere prayers ..

GOD LUCK & God bless u.

Sad Sms

Log Aisay Wafa

say Dartay hain,

Jaisay Bachay

Bala se Dartay hain..!

Sad Sms

Kbi jo ghabra jao dunya ki wehshton sy,,

Hmyn Awaz dy lena akely hm b hoty hain..!

Latest

"IZzat -e- Nafs" Aur "Anaa" k farq ko pehchano.

Ek ka ta'alluq Emaan se ha, aur dosray ka shaetan se"

Pathan

Pathan ko Ladies Garments Shop mai sales man ki nokri mili

ek LaRki aayi or Kaha

Underwear dikhao.

Pathan:

(sharmatay hoy)

Baaji

Aaj nahi pehna...

Golden Wordz

"Never chose me as a Friend without understanding

And

Never lose me because of misunderstanding"

Sad Sms

"Maine BuLbuL Se Jo Pucha

Dard-e-judai Ka ELaaj,,,

"Shakh-e-GuL Se Gir Pari,

Tarpi ,Tarap K Mar Gai..!

Sad Sms

Ye ANsoo B DIL ki Aag ko Thanda Na kr SakaY...!

,,,B,,,

Baarish k BaWaJood B Jalta Raha Asheyana mera....!!

Gud Nite

*Good Night*

ZINDAGI EK RAAT HAI

Jiss Main Na Jane Kitney Khaab Hain

Jo Mill Jayen Woh Apne Hain,

Jo Toot Jaain Woh Sapne Hain.. ..

Load Sheding

1 Bar kuch Larkon Ne EK Buzurg ki Cycle Puncture ki Or Bhag Gaye

Buzurg Ne Bad'dua Di Dunia Tum per Lanat kare,

Tum Dunia Se Moun Chupate Phiro,

Zalalat ki Zindagi Milay Tum ko,

Tum Jahan Jao Tumhara Gaaliyon Se Istaqbal Ho

Buzurg ki Dua Qabol Huwi aur

Woh Sab Larky Aaj

WAPDA Mein Mulazim

Hain.

Student & Exam

Dedicated to All students:

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Kaali kaali khaali raato se

hone lagi

Hai dostiiii.. ;-)

Khoya khoya in Kitabo me

Aata mujhe, kuch bhi

nahi..:-/

Hr Problem hr Concept main

kaise sehta hu....:-|

Hr pal har lamha main khud

se ye kehta rehta hu..

Tujhe bhula diya...

Tujhe bhula diya...:-(

phr kyun tere syllabus ne

mujhe

Rula diya..

Mujhe rula diya...::P

Sweet

"Darya Wafaon Ka Kabhi Rukta Nahi"

"Mohabbat Mein Insaan Kbhi Jhukta Nahi"

"Khamosh Hain Hm Unki Khushi K Liye"

"OR Wo Smajhte Hain K Humara Dil Dukhta Nahi

Sad Sms

Chor ye baat, milay zakham kahan se muj ko,,,

Zindage itna bta kitna safar baqi hai........!@

Gud Nite

Umbrella

can't

stop

the

rain,

But

makes

us

stand

in

the

rain

CnfidncE

may

not

bring

succes,

But

givz

power

to

face

any

challng

in

life

GoOD NIgHT

Latest

0nce Bird asked to a Bee:

"After a continuous

hardwork, you

prepare the honey..

BUT a man steals it. Do you not feel sad?"

Than the Bee replied : Never. Because a man can

only steal my

honey ,not the arts

of making honey.

Life is the one

which adds charms

to other's life.

Sad Sms

"Ab TOu HalaaT YaY BtataY HeiN SahiB....*

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"DiN HamarY SanwaR NaheN SaktaY...*

mohsn naQvi!

Sad Sms

Dh0ndtI PhirtI HaI DashT-O-BiabaN MeiN HameiN L0G0..*

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"ZindagI HuM Se BichaR KaR KhuD BhI PachhtaI Bah0t..*

Mohsn naqvi!

Sad Sms

H0 Ta'AlLuQ,,, tO RoOh Sy hO,,,,

DiL tO AkSAr BhAr BhI JaTy hAiN.

Sad Sms

Kabhi Apny Ishq Py Tabsiry,Kabhi Tazkiry Rukh-E-Yaar K

Youn He Beet Jaein Gy Ye B Din,

Jo Khizaan K hain Na Bahaar K...

Golden Wordz

Xcellent Saying By a great philospher:

"Love Is that Beautiful Forest Where Brave Tigers are Killed by the attractive eyes of Beautiful Deers"!!

Gud Morning

Moon is Doobing,

,

Sun is Nikling,

,

Birds r Cheekhing,

,

Hens r Kukrukruing,

,

Flowers r Khusbuing,

,

Peakoks r Naching,

,

All aakhing

,

"GOOD MORNING"

Double Meaning

School mein 1 FAIL Student K Papa

Class Teacher se:

Madam! Thora Aap Tight Rakho,

Thora Main Zor Lagata hun, Umed hy is Saal Bacha Nikal hi Jayega.

Lov Poetry

Talism-e-Ishq tha sub, Us k sath Hony tak,

Khayal-e-Dard Na aaya Nijaat Hony tak.

Mila tha Hijar k Rastay mean subha ki manind,

Bichar gaya tha musafir se raat Hony tak.

Ajeeb Rang Badalti Hy us ki Nagri Bhi,

Har ek Nehr ko Dekha Furaat Hony tak.

Wo Iss kamaal se khela tha Ishq ki Bazi,

Main Apni Jeet samajhta tha maat Hony tak.

Main usko Bhoolna chahu to kiya kron

"Mohsin?

Wo mujh mean zinda Hy khud meri zaat Hony tak

Advice

Anger is like storm which is blow out candle of brain.

Politician

Pehle to Rishte k liye larki wale kehte thy k larka party me to nhi hy,

"ALTAF BHAI"

Par ab to larke wale pochenge k larki party me to nhi hy.

Sad Poetry

( KUCH NAHI )

Abi to hum aap k liye kuch nahi,

Ye din guzar jayen ge,

Ye musam Badal jayen ge,

Waqt to guzar hi jata hai,

Aap ka bi hamara Bi,

Lekin...

1 din kisi lamhe aap ko humari yaad aaye gi,

To Aap Be-ikhtiyar muskura do gay,

Loog pochain ge kya howa,

Aur

Aap kaho gay,

( KUCH NAHI ).

Islami

Pak rakho

Jism, Libas, Khyalat

.

Qabu me rakho

Zban, Nafs, Ghussa

.

Yaad rakho

Mot, Ahsan, Nasehat

.

Bardasht na kro

NaHaQ, Jhoot, Fhashi

.

Hasil kro

Ilm, Dua, Aetimad

.

Zaya mt kero

Slahyat, Moqa, Dost

.

Kbhi na toro

Dil, Eahad, Qanoon

.

Chota na samjho

Qarz, Farz, Marz

.

Aik Bar milty hein

Walden, Waqt, Wajahat

.

Zaleel krti hy

Chori, Chugli, Chaplosi

.

Dyhan se uthao

Qdam, Qlam, Qsam

.

Pabandi se parte raho

NAMAZ, QURAN, DAROOD pak..

Sweet

KhyaaL Tera Hai Saans Jaisa,

Jo Yeh Na Aaye To Marr Na Jaun....???

Double Meaning

Log apne kapro ke style pr kitna paisa barbad kar dete hain,,

Jab k zindgi ke sab se haseen lamhe bina kapro ke guzarty hain,,

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Yahan per main Bachpan ki baat kar raha hoon janab.

Pathan

Maa:- Beti main ne tera Rishta 1 pathan k saath pakka kar diya hai.

Larki:- hans k boli.. Mera kiya hai magar Aap kabhi NANI nahi ban sako gi.

Sweet

Haseen Sanp k Naqsh o Nigaar khoob sahi..

Nigaah zehr pe rakh, Khushnuma Badan py na jaa..!

General Knowledge

agar ap k white hairs ho rahay hain to ap aik pao milk mein 6 drops roghan.e.bdam or sugar add kar k rozana rat sony se pehly piya karain bht faida hoga is tip se skin b young nd hairs b stop hojaen ge white hona or ap actv b rahain ge.

Sad Sms

Hum Khud Becha Karty Thy Kabhi DARD-E-DIL Ki Dawa.!!

Sahar.

Aaj WaQt Ne Humey Laa Kharra Kiya "Humari" Hi Dukaan Par?

Sad Poetry

sab insaan murda hain, zinda wo hain jo ilm walay hain..

sab ilm walay soye huay hain, beidaar wo hain jo amal walay hain..

tamam amal walay khasaray mein hain, faiday mein wo hain jo ikhlaas walay hain..

sab ikhlaas walay khatray mein hain, kamyaab sirf wo hain, jo takabur sey paak hain....

(Imam Ghazali)

Yaad

Tjhe YAD ho k na ho mujhe to YAD Hai.

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A

B

C

D

E

F

G

H

I

J

K

L

M

N

O

P

Q

R

S

T

U

V

W

X

Y

Z.

Golden Word

1 Danishwar se poochha gya:

Ghussa kya hy..?

Buhat Khoobsurat Jwab mila:

"Kisi ki ghalti ki saza khud ko dena.!

Latest

Ajeeb hi rishta raha kuch us shaks se

*^_^*"SAHAR"*^_^*

Na nafrat ki waja mili na Muhabbat ka sabab mila.

Cool

5 Flowers 4 U!

One for health

One for wealth

One for happiness

One for long life,

And

last one?

.

.

AISE HI..

kan k peechy lga lena!

Noor jahan lago gy. :;)

Sweet

Socha Aaj Kuch Teray Siwa Sochon_____!!

Abhi Tak Esi Soch Mein Hoon Kay Aur Kya Sochon_____!!

Pathan

Ek pathan Ne Apne Chemistry K Professor Se Aisa Sawal Pucha K Wo Sun Kr Pagal Hogya:-))

Sawal: Sir! Naswar Ka Chemical Formula Kya hy:

Joke

1 bacha muskurate hue paida hua.

Nurse: Q hans rahe ho?

Bache ne muthi kholi or CHABi Wali goli nikal kr dikai or bola

PAPA ko b0l dena, DON ko r0kna mushkil hi nai

namumkin hai.

Sweet

tUmHaRi AaNkHOn Ki tOhEen Hai ZaRa SOchO HumDam......*

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TuMhaRa ChAhNaY WaLa ShArAb PeEtA Hai......

Double Meaning

Kuch larkian ahista ahista deti hain

kuch larkian jaldi de deti hain

or kuch larkiyon ko baith kar denay mein maza aata hay

or kuch to aisi hain k unhen khara ho kar denay mein maza aata hay.

.

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her kisi ka JHAROO denay ka andaz mukhtalif hota hay ...

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.

.

Ik vari fer teri soch ko 80 topo ki salami

Politician

Altaf bhai apk jalse se ek cheez pata chali he k

My God karachi ki larkiyan kya dance krti hn

Thnks altaf bhai ap na hote to pata hi nai chalta

Student & Exam

Dosto'n Raat Ko Prhte Prhte Ek Khayal Aya.....

Phir Kya Pen Uthaya Aur Likh Di Ek Nai Equation:

Bed+Razai= Bhar Me Gai Prhai....

Sad Sms

Jate hue us shakhs ne ek ajab bad'dua si dua di...

...Faraz...

Tujhe mile do jahan ki khushiyan par koi mujh sa na mile... ;(

Boy & Girl

Boy: O Bewafa tune Shadi Q ki?

Mera Dil jal k Raakh

ho gaya...

Girl: Fikr na kar tumhari Raakh bekar na jayegi...

Yahan bhej do Bartan dhone k kaam aayegi.

Latest

Wo Jo Mehboob Ki Yaad Me.

Jagty He Tanha Raato Ko.

Srf Wo hi Bta Skte He

K

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Kon Se Mobile Ki Batery Timing Behtar Hai.

Teacher & Student

Teacher Ne 1 bache ki Maa Ko Likha

"Bachy ko Nehla K Bheja Karen"

Maa Ne Note Parhne k bd Likha

"Bache Ko Parhaya Karen

Kutte Ki Trha Soongha Na karen...:-)

Latest

Every Man has a definite Style

tOAttract wOman...

But,

The gOlden Rule Says:

No, One is Tempted, If She is nOt Interested..

Student & Exam

The three most discussed topics in Pakistani students :-p

1)Imran Khan

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2)Laptops

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And third?????

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HUMSAFAR....! :P :D

Sad Sms

"Kya Kaha ??

Aey Dil

Ishq Ho Gaya Hay...?????

Es Say To Acha Tha Mar Gaye Hotay...!!"

Jumma Mubarik

Insan ki hqiqi Tbahi

3 baton me hy

1)Toba ki

umed pe gunah krna

2)Zindgi ki umed pe toba na krna

3)Toba kiye bagher Rhmt ki umed rkhna

"JUMA MUBARAK"

Advice

Dil Lagi Na Ho Jaye kisi Se ye khayal krna,

!!...ay dost...!!

Din to Guzar Jata Hai magar Raaten Maar Deti Hein.

Yaad

Maire har sanc mai teri yad hai maire roh mai b teri yad hai.

"JAN"

Mai mar jaon to ye na smajna k mai ny tumy bhola dia hai.

Jumma Mubarik

Salam juma mbarak

Tu ne Mansab bhi koi paya to kia.."

.

.Dher0 maaL-o-zar bhi hath Aaya to kia.."

.

=Ghar ÅaLi shan banwaya to kia.."

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.Dab-Daba Åpna bhi dikhLaya t0 kia.."

.

.="Ek Din Marna He Åakhir m0ut He.."

.

."Kr Le Jo Krna He

Åakhir Mout He.."

General Knowledge

Neki smjh kr send kr dain plz

Paani Peene

Ka sahi time,

Jab paani Jism pr Behtar Asar kr sakta hy,

1 glass subah Uthney k baad,

Androoni Aaza ko Activate krta hy.

1 glas nhany k baad.

Blod preshar ka khatma krta hy.

2 glas khany sy 30mint phly

Hazme ko drust rkhta hy.

Adah glas sony sy phly.

Heart Atcak stroke sy bchata hy.

Ye 1 boht acha msg hy sb ko frwd kr dia jay.to kafi log fayda utha skty hain...

Insult

Tere Husan Pe Tareefon Bhari kitab Likh Daita

D0ST

Kash K Agr T0 zara bhe kh0bsurat h0ta...!!

Hahaha

besti besti,

online besti:-

Sad Sms

Kabhi yeh haal k donu mein yak-dili thi

Mohsin...

Kabhi yeh mar'hala k jesy aashnai na thi.

General Knowledge

They Had a bicycle repair shop & a 'Dream' to make sumthng that flies. People laughd at them...

'WRIGHT BroS (makers of airplane)

.

He went 2 the Best University in the world, but got dropped out of that University & nevr graduated.

'STEVE JOBS'

(owner of APPLE Computer)

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Teachers told him he wz "too stupid 2 learn anythng"

'EDISON'

(inventor of light bulb)

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He gets up daily with an aim 2 do somethng best,but never did it!

Its Me :

Coming soon

Facebook

What Is The Similarity Between Facebook & Fridge?

*Pata hota hai k kuch b nahe hai phir b din me 10,10 bar khol k dekhty hain :D ;)

Latest

Jahan ki khilvat me zulzul nhi ayega

Gham-e-tohin se qabal nhi ayega

Maklul ki Ibarat hai ye qurfa "wasi"

Dimagh phat jayega par ye msg samajh nhi ayega! :p

Zubaida Aapa

Agr gosht ma dalne k lye koi sabzi smjh na aye to...

Ap BHANGRA dal len;

Zubaida Aapa k shughali totkay. . .*'

Sad Poetry

Pojnay se pathar kabhi "KHUDA" nahi hotay

Wafaoon k silay lazim "WAFA" nahi hotay

Wo mujh se meri muhabat ki Gehraai puchta hy

Chashmay jitne b Gehray hon "DARYA" nahi hotay

Har kisi k jalnay ka Apna Andaz hota hy

Parwanay jitna b jalen magar "DIA" nahi hotay

Tum jab b chalna Apnay peron par hi chalna

Aj kal k log kisi ka "AASRA" nahi hotay

Wo mujhy kaanta samajh k gira gaya rahon mein

Usay kya khabar k phool kabhi kanton se "JUDA" nahi hotay..

Lov Sms

Teri "AWAZ"tere roop ki"Pehchan"ha,

Tere"DIL"ki

dharkan mere dil ki"Jaan"hai,

Na Karon jis roz tuj ko yad"

Lagta hai us roz mera jism hi

"Be-jaan"hai

Golden Word

"Hurting someone who really cares for u is as easy as throwing stone in the lake but u don't know how deep that stone goes."

Lov Sms

Bo Kar ZamEEN E DiL men teri AarZoo K BEEj,

BAithay Hain ik Ghareeb Zameendar Ki Tarah...

Question

Chellenge 4 all Genious.

U r driving a car. Driver k 7 jo shakhs betha hai uski age 26 hai. aur driver k peechhy 2 shakhs bethay hain. Aik ki age 20 saal hai. aur 2nd ki age 27 saal hy. To driver ki kya age hai?

If u r genious, then reply in 10 mints.

Load Sheding

Ye Khamoshi

Ye Tareek Raatain

Ye Dobte Hoye Arman

Ye Jaltay diay

Ye Bujhti Shammain

Ye Kuch Or Nahi

Sirf

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WAPDA Ki Bagherti Hy

Sweet

Chahat Bharay wo lafz aur har lafz mein dua

Mohsin..

"Maqrooz kar diya hamein" tmharay khaloos ne...!

Yaad

Har Raat Ko Tum Itna Yaad Aatay Ho K Hum Bhool Gaye Hain

................

K Ye Raatain Khwabon K Liye Hoti Hai Ya Tere Yaadon K Liye..

Politician

Kitne armano se Shadi ki rat uska Ghongat uthaya

FARAZ

Wo bare piyar se boli. Aap Sherwaani main aik dam "ZARDARI" lag rahe hain..

:p

TALAQ TALAQ TALAQ :

Gud Morning

"GREAT SAYS"

Jinhe khwab dekhna acha lagta hy,

Unhe RAAT chOti lagti hy.

Or jinhe khwab pOre krna acha lagta hy,

Unhe DIN chOta lagta hy.

Have a nice day.....

Quatation

They are able

Bcz

They think

They are able.

"vergil"

Politician

Faqat Is Dar Se Karachi Nahi Aata Mein Janaab,,

Agar Mobile Chhin Gaya To Kesey Karonga Telephonic Khitab,,

Oo Teri Khair

Altaf Bhai..!

Facebook

Yeh sun k meray hath say gol gappa hi gir gaya

. . Sahar. .

Jab gol gappy wala bola Plz give us your feedback on our facebook page.

Sweet

Hain hazaaron nazrain........

leken......,

har nazar ka milna payar nhi hota.:,

Double Meaning

GF: Plz mujhy 500 rupey de do me agley hafty dy dun gi...

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BF: tum 1000 lelo magar abhi de do :p

Question

Ans

Q 1:-Wo Cheez jo Zindgi me kbi nhi mili?

Ans:-

Q 2:-Aaj tak sab se Zyada kis ne Impress kia?

Ans:-

Q 3:-Best friend?

Ans:-

Q 4:-Fvrt Hobby & date of birth?

Ans:-

Q 5:-Your love?

Ans:-

Q 6:-Agr Coffee Penay ka Moqa mily to kis k 7 piyo gy?

Ans:-

Q 7:-Fvrt person?

Ans:-

Q 8:-Kbi kisi ne insult ki?

Ans:-

Q 9:-Fvrt season?

Ans:-

Q 10:-Apki koi khubi jiski sb tareef kren

Ans:

Q11:-meri kis bat sy impres ho

ans:-

Reply zror krna plz

Sweet

Tamana thi k koi tot kr chahta humy be

mgr hum kud hi tot kr bekhr gy kisi ki chaht mai.

Husband & Wife

Paradoxical thoughts relatd to Matrimonial Age

1) Unmarried shakhs ghar se nikaltay huay:

Ya Allah apnay hifz-o-aman main rakna.

Ghar atay huay:

Ya Allah tera shukar!

2) Shadi shuda ghar se nikaltay huway: Ya Allah tera shukar.

Ghar k andar jatay huway:

Ya Allah apnay hifz-o-aman main rakna!:-

Politician

"Faraz" k Baad Ab 'BE-NAZEER'

Aasmaan se Likhti hain,

A for apple.

B for banana..!

Bilawal K abu zara "uper" to aana....!

(Sab kaho AAMEEN)

Sweet

Rahi agr zindgi to wafa krain gy.

Har rasam payar ki ada karain gy.

Kb tak sath chalo gy malum nhe hamain

Hamari tarf sy kami na ho yeh dua krain gy.

Yaad

"Waqt Mila Usey To Humein Bhi Yaad Kar Hi Leta hai Wo,,,,

"Fursat Ke Auqaat Main Hum Bhi Bare Khaas Hain Us Ke Liye...!!

Sweet

Kabhi Jo Ho Guzar Tera Wafaon K

Bagheechy Se,,

Faqt Wo Phool Chun Lena Jinhen

Hasrat Tumhari Hai..

Sad Sms

Phir kahaan hisaab rehta hay..?

ISHQ jab be-hisaab ho jaaye..!

Sad Sms

"Mujhe Kis Taraf Jana Hai, Kuch khabar Nahi

Dost....!!

Meray Rastay Bhi kho Gaye, Meri 'MOHABBAT' ki Tarah..."

Golden Word

D0n't c0mplain ab0ut 0therZ;

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.

ChangE y0urself if y0u want pEace

Lov Poetry

: Suno

Ek bar phir se pyar ka aghaaaz karte hain...

Na me tum ko Tumhari be wafaai yaad dilaon ga...

Na tum mujh ko Meri pichli khataon par saza do gi...

Koi wada Koi peman jhoota Ab nahi hoga...

Mai foran loat aonga Mujhe jab tum sada dogi...

Ye taluq toot jane se Bohat Tanha raha hu mai...

Tumhara dil bhi rota tha Mujhe sab ne bataya hai...

Humari Be wafaai ne Hame kitna sataya hai...

Mohabbat yaad aye to palat kar lotna sekho...

Gira kar but anaon ke Ana ko torna sekho...

Taluq toot jae to Ose phir Jorna sekho...

Suno

Ek bar phir pyar ka aghaaz karte hein...

Sad Poetry

Us NEy Ehsaan W0h Kiye Yaar0..+

AaJ T0 Hum Bhi R0 Diye Yaar0..+

Jis Tarah Ik CharaGh Aandhi MEin..+

Dushman00n MEin y00n Hi JEEyiye Yaar0..+

MuflLisi MEin Kisi KEy Ghar Ja Kar..+

K0n Apna Lahu PEEyiye Yaar0..+

J0 Kisi K0 Bata NahEEn Sakty..+

Hum NEy W0h Kaam Bhi KEEyiye Yaar0..+

Tum K0 Shayad Khabar NahEEn H0Gi..+

ZEhar Hum NEy B0hut PEEyiye Yaar0..+

Aasmaan00n PEy K0n R0ta Hai..+

D00r Tak JalL Gaye DEEyiye Yaar0..+

Jab K0i Kisi SEy Bichar Jaaye..+

Kis Tarah K0i Ab JEEyiye Yaar0.............................;+

Sad Sms

"Kuch aur barh gaye jo andheray tou kia hoa...

"Mayoos tou nahi hain tuloo e sahar se hum...

Joke

Nazr mli to wo akeli thi,

Pyar hua to paheli thi.

Jb wo ksi or k 7 bhag gai to pta chla Wo to Pory Karachi ki

CHIKNI CHAMBELI

thi.

Insult

Dost Tum aik Aise "DON" Ho,

Jis K Paas pyar k Har Lock Ki Chaabi Hai. .

Is Liye Ham AAP Ko "DON"

With

"KEY"

Kehtay Hain. . Yaani . . . "DONKEY":-)

Valentine Day

[Udas valentine]

Aaj tajdeed_e_

mohabbat ka

Din hai.

Jany kis kis ny

Kis kis ko.

Happy valentine day kaha ho ga.

Suno, tumhen bhi kssi ny mubarak to di ho gi.

Apni chahto0n ki tajdeed ki ho gi.

To un lamhon mein tumhein.

Wo bheegi

aankhon wali

sehmi sehmi si.

Udass aankhon wali larrki yaad aai.

Jis ny bohat armaan sy

ek din apni mohabbat

tumen daan ki thi.

Wo jis ki chahton ki shidat tumhen bhi chonka gai thi.

Suno aaj k din

agar tum ny us ko lamha bhar k liye bhi socha.

To samjh lena

tum ny us ki

be_laos chahton ka sila dy diya.

Suno, us pagli ki

aankheen aaj bhi bheegi hui hein......

Sad Poetry

Wo Raastey Sy Murr Gaya Mujhey Udaas Daikh Kar

Nadi Ne Rukh Badal Liya Meri Piyaas Daikh Kar

Bahaar Ab Un Ki Talaash Mein Kahan Jaye Gi

Wo Titlian Jo Urr Gaeen Khushk Ghaas Daikh Kar

Abhi Sy Tum Hairat-e-Gham Mein Kho Gaye

Kitaab-e-Gham Ka Iqtebaas Daikh Kar,

Socha Tha Tum Sy Mil K Gham Bhula Lein Gy

Me Aur Udaas Hogya Tumhey Udaas Daikh Kar,

Mera Insaniyat Sy Yaqeen Hi Uth Gaya,

Ik Shakhs Jab Hansta Hua Guzar Gaya Laash Daikh Kar...

Cool

Us ne pendu keh kay humara dil hi torr diya

"wasi"

Hum ne t0 sirf Baryani par SAAG dala tha

(",)

/))\

_/l_

Lo dasso yaar

Bandy da style v te hunda a :-)

Memon

Aik Shaikh bus me sfr kr raha tha,

Achanak bus be'qabu ho kr drya me ja giri,

Hr koi apni zindgi bachany k liye terney laga, mgr shaikh tarte hue kisi ko talash kar raha tha,

1 aadmi ne poocha aap kisey dhoond rahy ho,to shaikh ne jawab dya.

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O yaar ,conductor kithy gya,

25 rupaye bkaya c mery.

Pathan

Pathan tharmos le k picnic par gaya.

Pthan:Is ma thandi cheez thandi or garm cheez garam rehti ha.

Dost:Tum is me kya laye ho.

Pthan: 4 qulfian or 2 cup chaye.

Quatation

He neither drank,

Smoked,

Nor rode a bicycle,

Living frugally,

Saving his money,

He died early,

Surrounded by

Greedy relatives.

It was a great lesson to me.

"john barrymore"

Latest

(My fvrt msg)

A Good Daughter says to her Lover:

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Han ye sach hai k mjhy tumse Mohabat hai,

Ye bhi sach hai k mai tumhari chahat hon..

Par meri zindgi me chahaton ki kami to nhi,

Rishte or bhi hain ek srf tum he to nhi..

Apni zaat k is pahlu say aaj milwaon tumhen??

Main kya hon kese hon batlaon tumhen??

Main apni MAA ki tarbiyat mai dhala sancha hon,

Apne BABA ki umedon se pur ik khaaka hon,

Apne BHAI ki gairat hon jaanti hon main,

Mujhse he hai ghar ki izzat manti hon main,

To behak jaon main yeh kabhi mumkin he nhi,

K dil woh sb bhi to rakhty hain ek hum , tum he nhi..

(Fwd. to all youngsters

Sweet

Ye Teri Ankhon K Surkh Dorrey....

.'.

Raat Kis K Naseeb Jagey...?

Sad Sms

Yaani Tarteeb-E-Sitam Ka Bhi Saleeqa Tha Usay...*

M0hsn

Pehlay Pagal Kiya Phir Mujhay Pathar Maaray....!!"

Sad Sms

Chup chup k ro'oun, sar-e-anjuman hansun

Mujhko yeh mashwara mery dard ashna ka heY . . . /

Sardar

A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train

itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye

Sardar bhag k train mein charhaorapni wife se bola

jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana...

Lov Poetry

Janu Aap Bohot Bure Hain

Jab Main Gher Sey Nikal Raha Tha

Chalty Chalty

Mery Seeny Sey Hat'tey PaL

Dheerey Sey Ek Sarghoshi Main

Usney Kaha Tha ..

Dekhain ,

Cahahy Kuch B Ho Jaye

RoOz Mujhy RING Ki-jiyega

Phir Jab Uskey Haath Aur Nazrain Dono Meri TIE Per Thi

Kehney Lagi ..

Aap Nahi Hotey Hain To Bohot Akeli Ho jati h0n

Chorr Nahi Sakty Yeh BUSINESS ?

Aap Mujhy Q Tarrpatey Hain . . ?

Acha Dekhain y0n Krtey Hain

Aik Din Khat Aur Aik Din Phone ..

Mainey Usko Boosa dE Ker

Usey Kaha Tha

Ab K Chahy Kuch Ho jaye

Khat Likhoun ga Phone Karon Ga

Haaye ! Lekin Khud Sar'Fitrat

Aur Kuch Karobar Ke Jhanjhat

Naa To Usko Phone Kya Tha

Aur Na Hi Koi Message,Naa Hi Card

Ab Jo Gher Ko Laut Raha h0n

Sooch Raha h0n

Tanhayi K Ye Do Haftey

Usper Sadiy0n Jese Hon gey

Lekin Ye B Jaanta Hey Dil

Usko Be'hadd Shikwey Honge

Tarrpi Hogi,

Chupp Ker Takiye Mai Raat0n Ko Rooyi Hogi

Khafa khafa Si

Lekin ..!

Gher Main Dakhil Ho ker

Main Uskey Maathy Per Ek Boosa Doun Ga

Un Honton Per Hoont Rakhon Ga

Aur Kah0n Ga..

Yar Mujhy Tum Yaad Aayi Thi,

Lamhy Lamhy Main

Soo Baar..

Bus Itna Hi Kehna h0ga..

Aur w0h Pagli Apna Sab Kuch s0np Kar Mujhko

Mere Seene Lag Jaye Gi

Phir Jab Uska Haath Aur Nazrain

Dono Mere Seene K baal0n Per h0n Gey

( w0h seena jo un ashk0n se bheega h0ga)

Sarg0shi Mai Mujhse Kahegi

Aap Bhaley Ab Kuch b Kar Lain Hargiz Ab Na Janey d0ngi

Sachi Janu Aap To Boht Bure Hain

Boht Bure Hain. . .*)

Latest

Ishq Naazuk Mizaaj hai Be-Had. .

Aqal ka Bojh Uthaa Nhi Sakta...!!

Husband & Wife

Ek Bacha apni Maa se pitnay k baad Papa kabhi aap jungle gaye ho?

Papa: Nahi beta .

Bacha: Phir itna Khaternaak item kahan se pakra tha

Pathan

Pathan:Mobile Mae Kuch Ganay Daalwany Hen,

Dukandar:Memory Card Hy?

Pathan: Shanakhti Card hy Memory card abhi tk nhi banwaya hai.

Islami

DUNIA KA SUPER SMS

Leader:

A L L A H

Guide:

Q U R A N

LifeStyle:

I S L A M

Person:

M O M I N

Personality:

M U H A M M A D

S.A.W.A.W

Routine:

S U N N A T

Law:

S H A R I A T

Lyrics:

A Z A A N

Loyalty:

E M A A N

Request:

D U A

Protection:

S A D Q A

Oath:

K A L M A

Exercise:

N A M A Z

Control:

R O Z A

Charity:

Z A K A T

Tour:

H A J J

Decision:

S A B A R

Work:

T A B L I G H

Action:

N E K I

Hobby:

D U R O O D.

Try it

Gud Morning

Wafa ke taqazoun ka bhram bhi....

woh rakh na sakay

Mohsin...!

Khud neendoun se liptay hein mujhe....

karwatoun me chor ker.......!

Sweet

Mujhay To Kehtay Ho Mat Dekh Meri Jaanib Tu_____!!

Aur Aap Dekhtay Ho Baar Baar Aayina_____!!

Husband & Wife

Wife to Husband:

Ap aaj kahana paka rhay hain ya nhe?

Husbnd: Nhe na na khana pakaon ga na kapray dhoun ga na safai karonga...

Wife: Ok mai unit office may bol dyti hun k jalsay may nhi aa rhi wo waja pochain gay to bata dun ge..

Husband: Nhe bhae mai to mazak kar rha tha tum jao.

Wife.G A MQM.

DUZ DUZ:-D

Islami

FAQA,TANGDASTI or BEMARI K ASBAB

1-Mehman ko haqarat se dehkna

2-Quran pak ko be wozo hat lagana

3-Bagair BISMILLAH parhe khana khana

3-Jotay pehan kr khana khana

4.Namaz qaza krna

5.Darwazay pe bethna

6-Olaad ko gali dena

7-Subha k waqt sona

8-Kharay ho kr nahana

9-Ganay bajay me dil lagana

10-Masjid me dunniya ki batein krna

11-Buzurgo k aagay chalna

12-Maghreb k bad sona

ALLAH TALA hm sb KO IN SUB CHEEZO SE DOR RAKHAY

*AAMEEN*

Quatation

We have met

The enemy and

They are ours.

"OLIVER HAZARD PERRY"

General Knowledge

New Research Of Sceince.

Sceince ne Prove kya tha K dil ki Dharkan ki Awaaz hoti he.

Lkin 2nd Research k baad pata chala Kr woh hai "ALLAH" Is ka Matlb hai k Dil ki har Dharkan.

ALLAH

ALLAH

kerti He

SUBHAN ALLAH

Gud Morning

Ü mùst b fèèlng ùr cell hèàvy àftr Rcvñg thìs $M$,

BCòz

thìs $M$ còñtàiñs

löt öf

*_£övé_*

*_Cäré_*

*_Präyèrs_*

&

*_ßést W¡shès_* *"_-4ù-_"*

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