Teacher & Student

1 Madam class me Story suna rhi thi..

Madam:

1 baar Akbar apne Bistar pr lete tha..

( Tabhi 1 bachha bola, "Madam ji, Sonu mere Lunch box ko khol rha he.

Madam:

Sonu, me tumhe thappar Marungi!

Madam:

Achha to Bachho main Kahan thi??

Bachha: Madam, Aap Akbar k Bistar pr thin..