Thursday, March 22, 2012

Husband & Wife

Wife:Come Help Me Fix Garden.
Husb:Do U Think I'm A Gardener?
Wife:Come Fix The Toilet Tap.
Husb: Do U Think I'm A Plumber?
Wife:Come Fix Door Handle.
Husb:Do U Think I'm A Carpenter?
Next Day The Garden,Toilet Tap
& Door Handle Wre All Fixed
Husb:Who'd Done It?
Wife:It's The Neighbour's Son,
But He Gave Me 2 Options,
Either To Make Him A Burger Or Sleep With Him.
Husb:So U Gave Him A Burger?
Wife:Do U Think I'm McDonalds?

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