Sardar

Sardar ki cycle chori ho gai to us ne elaan kiya:

Meri cycle shaam tak wapis na mili to me wohi kroon ga jo mere bap ne kiya tha.

Chor dar gaya or cycle wapis kr di.phir us ne sardar se poocha:

Ap k bap ne kya kia tha?

Sardar:

"Onay kisay hor di chuk lai si"