Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Teacher & Student

Profesor to studnts:
1 Platform 2 km lamba hy
Aandhi chal rahi hy 60km/h ki speed se,
Ek train ayi or mashriq se maghrib ki taraf chali gayi.
To Sawal ye hy k:
Meri umar kitni hy?
Sab bachay heraan ho k 1 dusre ki shakal dekhne lagay
Ek Student ne jawab dene k liye hath uthaya
Studnt:
Sir apki umar 42 sal hy
Profesor:
Gud, lekin tumne kese calculate kia?
Studnt:
Sir hamare ghar k pas 1 Admi rehta hy, wo adha pagal hy or uski umar 21 saal hy .

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