Friday, June 8, 2012

Double Meaning

Mrs John was 1 month pregnant
.
She receives a call from Electricity Billing Office:
Is this Mrs John?
You're a month over due
.
Mrs John: How do you know?
.
Office: our computer finds out
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Mr John takes phone from his wife & shouts:
My wife is overdue. Then What?
.
Office: Calm down & just pay us
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Mr John: What if I refuse?
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Office: We will cut yours Off
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Mr John: And what will my wife do?
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Office: I guess she will have to use candles.

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