Friday, June 8, 2012

Husband & Wife

A woman hit her Husband wid a Frying Pan.
Husband: "What was dat for?"
WIFE: "I found a paper in ur pocket, wid d name JENNY on it..!"
Husband: "I played RACE last week & JENNY was the name of my horse."
WIFE: Sorry!
Next day, wife hit him wid the Frying Pan again, this time, much harder!
HUSBAND: what the hell! What was that meant to be?"
WIFE: "Ur horse is on the phone!

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