Husband & Wife

Why husbands avoid questions!

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WIFE:

Wht will u do if I die? Will u gt married again?

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Husband:

N0

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Wife:

why not? Don't u like being married?

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Husband:

Of course I do.

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Wife:

Then why wudn't u remarry?

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Husband:

Ok, ok, I'd get married again.

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Wife:

Will u live in our house?

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Husband:

Yes its a great house.

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Wife:

Will u let her drive my car?

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Husband:

Yes, its almost new.

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Wife:

Will you give her my Jewlerry ?

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husband :

no i think she will have her own

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wife:

will you give her my shoes ?

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husband:

No her size is 6

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wife:

-- silence--

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husband :

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