Husband & Wife

Wife:
1 glass paani dey do..
Husband:
kud utha k pee lo..

Wife:
day do na..
Husband:
ab maanga tu thapar maroo ga..

Wife:
aaj saturday nite ha, yaad ha na?
Husband:
janu matkey ka lao ya fridge ka, agar kaho tu 7up hi lay ata ho,
meri jaan k ly..