Yaad

Gham ne hasnay na dia,

chaht ne ronay na dia,

Esi uljan ne faisla hone dia,

rat ai to staro ne tasali to di magar

Nend ai to yaad ne sonay na dia.

Lov Sms

Teri yaad may boht pegam likhty he,

Teri yaad may vo guzri sham likhty he,

Wo kalam bi tera deevana ho jata he,

Jis kalam sy tera naam likhty he..

Sad Sms

"~Sub khasaron ko Jama kar ke Ye Haasil nikla,

Dil-e-Nadaan ki koi Baat Na Mani Jaye...."

Sad Sms

Hum Yousaf To Nahi Bazaar-E-Sukhan Mein

'MoHsIn'

Yun Hi Chal Partay Hain Har Aik Kharidaar K Sath.-

Latest

All Govt sarvent ki Pay men ezafa

BPS-1 to BPS-4 adhoc allwnce Rs. 1700 per month wef 1 Jul 12.

BPS 5 To BPS-9 3700/pm,

BPS-14 to BPS-16 4715/pm,

BPS-17 6730/pm,

BPS-18 10560/pm,

BPS-19 15000/pm,

BPS-20 20000/pm,

BPS-21 28000/pm,

BPS-22 35000/pm.

Utility allwnce 2000/- and Medical allwnce as per rank structure at the ratio of 40%

Veena malik ki finance minister ko tajveez.

Ghor s prhny ka shukria.

Aghar ezafa kam ho to figur apni mrzi se change kr lain...

Sardar

1 sardar ne jaali note banaya or Quaid-e azam ki Topi bhool gaya.

Dukandar bola:

Iski to topi nahi hy?

sardar:Ye Qauid-e-Azam ki Garmiyon ki tasver hai.

Sad Sms

Hayeeeee,,

Bulao Tabeebo'n K Amly Ko,

Ary Ye Mohabbat Ki Taklif To Bhrti Hi Ja Rhi Hai. . . !

Sweet

Adaten muktalif hain meri dunya walo sy...!!!

MaaN,,,

Kam Muhabat karta hun par Lajawab karta hun...!!!

Sad Sms

"Rafta Rafta Bujh giya Chirag-e-AARZO

""dOst""

Pehlay Dil, Phir duniya, ab zindagi khamosh hone lagi he

Latest

Thinking Process :-P

=American ki soch:

Ham chand pe ponch gay ab nxt kia karna hai

=Chinese soch :

hum 90% duniya ki market pe raaj kr rahy hn ab baQi pe kesy raaj karain

=Indian soch:

Hum ne pakistan ko foreign diplomacy se shikast di ab agla Qadam kia hona chahiye??

=Pakistani ki soch:

12 bajay light gai thhee

tu 2 bajay ai thhe ab phir 4 bajay gai ha tu pir 6 bje aegi tou

ab 8 bjay nai jaegi..

Hun fata fatt motor chala k pani par lao..

Sweet

Dosti k waaday ko nibhate rahen ge,

Har wqt AAP ko staate aur manaate rahen ge,

Mar b gay to kya gham hai,

Hum Aansu ban k AAP ki aankhon men aate rahen ge..

Sweet

Rabton Main Kami Hy, Tark-E-Taluq Na HoGa, Bhar0sa Rakh,,,

Tere Siwa Hay Hee Kon Meri Zaat Se Mukhlis..!

Frndship

Never hate Ur friends.

When you see some Faults in them,
Be Patient,
take a Deep Breath and just say,


''hai he Beghairat" ;-):-D

Student & Exam

Student's life.

11 and a half months Of class:

dhinka chika..

Dhinka chika..

Ee ee..

Last 2 days before exam:

Elahi teri chokhat pe,

bekhari ban k aya hun ;-p

Double Meaning

ZAROORAT-E-RISHTA

.

.

Aunty

SAMREEN.

.

Age: 35 years

Divorced

.

NO kids

.

Still Virgin/Zero meter

(Medical Certificate Attached)

.

.

EX-Wife of Gul Khan.;-)

SMJH NA AYE TO POUCH LIYO POGO MAT DEKHNE BETH JAIYO. Light nahi hy

Boy & Girl

Sir.Aj Short Skirt Kyun Pehan K Aayi ho?

Girl:

Sir Aj Half Day Hy Na,Is Liye.

Ful Day Pr Full Dress Pehnti Hun.

All Boys:

Sir, Holiday ko Class Lein..Plz....

Yaad

Hairat hai tumko dekh k masjid mein ay "Mani"

.

Kya bat ho gai jo 'KHUDA' yad aa gya.?

Yaad

Jis ka Tum Pochty Ho Wo "Mani" Marr Gaya.!!

Usko Kisi Ki Yaad Ne Zinda Jala Diya...!!!

Pathan

Pathan Zebra Crossing Pe Baar Baar idhar se udhar chal raha tha..

But

Woh Soch kya raha tha.??

THINK.??

"A Piyano wajda kyun Nai.?" :p

Eid-Ul-Fitar

1

2

3

4

5

6

Nhi

7

8

9

10

11

12

Nhi

balky

pury

106

din

bad

Ramzan

ha

I hope I am da 1st one to wish u..

¤HAPPY RAMAZAN¤

and

135 dn bd

EID

SO EID MUBARAK.

yd rkhna i m the first wish RAMZAN AND EID.

Sweet

Mere khabon me use tu q dikhata ha..!

"YA RAB"


Mujhe nahi chahaye wo , mujhe teri zrurat ha..

Sad Sms

NikLay Thy Ghar Sy AziZo0n K Dais Ko0.....;*

ManZiL K PaAS Aa Krrr SaFeena UjarrrH Gya....;*

Sweet

Bhana Lga Kr S0nay Ka,,,

Main DeeR tK uSy S0chTa Rha........!

Sad Poetry

Yun råh-e

wfa ki

slib pr

2 qdm

uthane ka

shukria

Brha pur

khåtr tha

ye rasta

Tere lot

jane ka

shukria

Jo udas

hain tere

hijr me

Jinhe bojh

lgti hy

zindgi

Sre bzm

yun unhen

dekh kr

Tere

muskrane

ka shukria

Teri yad

kis kis

bhes me

Mere sher-o

näghåmon

me dhal gyi

Ye kmal

tha teri

yad ka

Muje yad

aane ka

shukria

Jo zmane

bhr ka

asul tha

Wo asul tu

ne nibha

dia

Yhi rsm

thehri hy

motbr

Muje bhul

jane ka

shukria.

Sad Sms

Aanso, Aahain, Tanhai, Veerani, Aur Gham-E-Musalsal....!!

Ek Zara Sa Ishq Hua Tha, Kia Kia Virasat Mein De Gaya......!.

Sad Sms

Karo Phir Sy Koi Wada, Kbhi Na Phir Bicharne Ka

Tumhein Kya Fark Parta Hai, Bicharny Mein, Mukarny Me

Sad Sms

*.......Kitna Mushkil Hai Ye Zindagi Ka Safar.......*

"Ae doST"

*.......Khuda Ne Mrna Haram Kiya, Logon Ne Jeena.......*

Sweet

Tere Hath Se

Mere Hath Tk

Wo Jo Hath-Bhr Ka Tha Faasla,

USay Naaptay,

USay Kaat-tay,

Meri Saari Umr Guzar Gai..

Sad Sms

Aashiqon Ne Diya Hai ,Tujhe

Muqaam Ghazab Ka Warna...!!

Aye Ishq Teri Do Kori ki bi

Ouqaat Nahi...

Sad Sms

*... Jo Hoti Kanch Ka Bartan ...*

*... Muhabbat Torr Deti Main ...*

Duaa

"O Allah, if I hurt people, give me strength to appologize. But if people hurt me, give me strength to forgive."

Aameen.

Latest

Qudrat Ne 0rat ko

Haseen Bnaya

Kh0bs0rti di

Hirni c Ankhen

Resham Se Baal

Gulab Se Hont

Pyar Bhra Dil Dia

.

.

.

.

.

.

Phr zuban di

0r Sb Satya-Nas Ho gya.

Load Sheding

Dear Pakistanio..!

HahahahahahaahahahHahaha

hahahahHahahahaHahahahahaha

hHahahahahahahHahahahahahahHahah

ahahahahHahahahahahah

From WAAPDA..:-);-)

Sardar

Sardarni:

20 Saal Tk Meri Koi Olad Ni Hoi.

2nd Sardarni:

Te Fer Tu Ki Kita ?

1st:

Fer Me 21 Saal Di Hoi Te Abbay Ne Mera VIYAH Kr Ditta

"Fer Ja K Kaka Hoya"

Miss U

MiSsInG

YoU

CaN

TuRn

FrOm

PaIn

To

PlEaSuRe

If

I

KnEw

YoU

wErE

mIsSiNg

Me

ToO ....

Hadees (S.A.W)

*DUA* Jise pasand ho k ALLAH Mushkilat aur Takalif k waqt uski Dua qabol kare wo khush hali k oqat me ziada se ziada Dua kare.

(TIRMIZI 5/462)

Gud Morning

Loosing the game by speaking truth, is better than winning the game by telling a lie!

Good Morning!‎

Mother

Ek hasti hay jo jaan hay meri

.

Jo aan se b barh kar Maan hay meri

.

Khuda hukam day to kar doon sajda osay

.

Q k wo koi or nahi

.

. .......["MAA"].......

Hai Meri,

.

A humare ALLAH,

.

ye MSG FRWD KRNE WALO ki Maa k0 lambi umer OR SEHAT YABI ata farma.

Boy & Girl

Larky waly:
"Bus G jaldi se Shadi kr dain...

Larki waly:
"Nahi abi Larki parh rahi hy"

Larky waly:
"To Hamara Larka kon sa Kaka hy jo Kitabein Phaar dy ga.:-P

Joke

Pappu ki Maa:

Pappu meri juti lab day.

Smart Pappu after 5 min .

opened google.com and . typed

\"WWW.baibay di khabbay pair di juti.com;)8-)

Gud Nite

Raat Ki Chadar Kafan Samjh K Soya Kar

Aey__INSAN

Na Jany Subha Ka Aaghaz Kis Andaz Se Ho. .

{Akhir Mout}

Kanjoosi

Insan ko Bemar kr Deny wali Chezo me se 1 cheez

"doston ki judai hy"

So

Plz

Roz 1,2 sms kr dia kro"

(' , ')/

/) (

/ \Kal v halka jya bukhar hogya c..

Sad Sms

Wo Tha To Kahin Waqt Thehrta Hi Na Tha.....!

"doST"

Ab Waqt Guzrny Mein Boht Waqt Lgta hy.....!

Sad Sms

"Ham itne Anmol Nahi, Magr Humari Qadar Krna"

"Baarish Ka Katra Zameen Mein Jazb Honay K Baad Mila Nahi Karta...

Sad Sms

PHOOL BAN KAR GIR CHUKA SHAKHO SAY MAI,

OR USY MERA PATA DARKAR HAI

Double Meaning

Girl: Tm larke hame bachi q bolte ho?

Boy: is k peeche bht bari reason hy

Girl:kya?

Boy: Hum ne bachpan me he PAMPER pehnna chor diya tha :-)

jinhy samaj i wo fwd kary baki tom & jerrY dakhy

Sad Sms

"Kamal Ka Peer Hai !shQ BHI:.........

Dost"

"Chor Deta Hai Mureed Kr K

Golden Wordz

A valuable lesson that

a Trafic signal teaches

us -

Every Problem is like a

"RED Signal"

If u wait for some time

It will Turn "GREEN"...!

Gud Nite

ShaB-E-GhuM

Ajab Rishta Hai Mera Tum Say Aur Tanhai Say,

Aik Ko Manao To Dosra Ruth Jaata Hai...!~

Jumma Mubarik

"Today's Thought"

"Zameen ke uper aajzi ke sath rahna seekh lo

Zameen ke neeche sukoon se reh paoge"

{ Jumma Mubarik }

Hadees (S.A.W)

Hazrat Mohammad Mustafa

S.A.W.W

ne farmaya:

bachon ki 5 aadaten mujhe pasand hain

no.1

Wo Roro K Mangte Hain

OR

Apni Bat Manwa Lete Hain,

NO.2

Wo Mitti Me Khelte Hain

Yani Ghuroor

OR

Takabur Khak Men Mila Dete Hain,

NO.3

Lerr Jhagar K Sulah Ker Lete Hain

Yani Koi Hasad Nahin Rakhte,

NO.4

Jo Mil Jae Wo Kha Jate Hain

Zakhera Kerne Ki Hirs Nahin Kerte,

NO.5

Mitti K Ghar Banate Hain

OR

Khel K Gira Dete Hain

Q K

Duniya Fani Hai...!

Insult

SAWAL

Sharam Kya Hai???

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

ANS: Sharam Os Cheez Ka Naam HaiJo Ager Mere Doston Ko Aa Jaye To Mera Haal Chaal He Pooch Lein.. =P

Yaad

@ Main, Meri tanhai, Mera Dard Aur Yaadei'n Us Ki...!

.

.

Har Raat Ik Takiye Per Sotey Hain Ikathay...!!

Double Meaning

This is CLASSIC!!!!!!

Preeto ko uska bachaa bahut pareshan kr raha tha. Wo thandi saans le kr boli:

"Kash us raat mu mein le leti....!"

laga le pogo........

Frndship

Friends are like sketch pencils.

They color your lives...

I may not be your favorite color

but u will need me some day

to complete your picture.!

Jumma Mubarik

Msruf Zindgi 1 Wqt ki Namaz ko b Mushkil Bna deti hai

Lekin

5 Wqt ki Namaz boht Msruf Zindgi ko b boht Aasan Bna deti hai.

SUBHANALLAH.

"JUMA MUBARAK"

Gud Morning

(-,-)/= /

So rahye ho kya?

Ankhain kholo

(-,@)/ = /

1 nhi dosri b kholo

(@,@)/ = /

ShaBasH

So jao tm ne uth k konsa teer marna hai..

GOOD Mornng

Double Meaning

Son: Ammi Ammi bazaar chalen na,

.

Mom: Nai beta mere ghutno me dard he

.

Son: Q ammi?

.

Mom apne Husband ki taraf dekh kar muskura k boli

'Beta kal raat ko utthak bethak zyada karli thi'...:-)

.

Lagale lagale POGO lagale! koi nai dekh rha....!

Boy & Girl

90% boys & girls pehli mulaqaat me

apnay zehen me ek dosry k

baray me is tarah sochty hain:

GIRL:kitna sedha larka hy

BOy:kya Fit bachi hy

GL:kitna nic behavior hy

B:kya figure hy

G:well educated lagta ha

B:sali mushkil sy set ho gi

G:dressing zabrdst ki hy

B:WOW!itna light dress

G:agar razi hogayato is sy shadi kar khi chorngi

B:ek bar razi hoje phr is ki dost ko bhi nahi choron ga

Question

Pass dis 2 ur frndz n c h0w many fruits u get :)

Apple: U sh0uld impr0ve ur nature :-/

Orange: U r different frm others

Pineapple: I like when u tease me :P

Cherry: U r beautiful n cute :*

Mango: U r v sweet pers0n :)

Grape: I really enj0y ur c0mpany ;D

Strawberry: U r v attractive ;)

Guava: U r s0ft sp0ken O:)

Blackberry: Its fun 2 fight wid u

:D

So, which fruit bel0ngs 2 me?

H0nestly :)

reply must

Funny Poetry

Wo Mera Dil Jlaye To Uski AESI KI TESI,

Wo Kisi Or Ki Ho Jaye To Uski AISI KI TESI,

Ek Tamana Hai Faqt Mere 7 Hi Bike Pr Bethe,

Wo Kisi Car K Sapne Sajaye To Uski AISI KI TESI,

Mere Kan Traste Hain Uski Awaz K Liye,

Wo Mera Phone Na Uthaye To Uski AISI KI TESI,

Arzu Ha K Wo Mre Ghar Khana Khaye,

Pr Usko KFC Hi Nzar Aye To Uski AISI KI TESI,

Me Usko Hr Waqt Msg Krta Rehta Hon DOSTO,

Wo Phir B Lift Na Kraye To Uski AISI KI TESI.

Romantic

Me esa diwana hon tera k mujhe khud ki khabr ni hy.....

*.Dost.*

mujhe honton se pila de tujh main jitna b zehar he...

Sad Sms

Hum jaa Rahe Hain wahan Jahan DiL ki ho Qadar.....!

Baithay Raho tum Apni Adaa'ein Sambhaal ke....!

Sad Sms

ßary Zor-o-Shor

Se Chal Raha

Hai Karoßar

Mohaßßat Ka,,

Kahin Chahtain ßikk Rahi Hain Kahin Log ßadal

Rahe Hain.....!!

Islami

"Apna Face Uss Waqt "KAABA SHAREEF" Ki Taraf Na Kar0....

Jb...

1. Jb Ghusl Karne Lago.

2. Jb Hajat Karne Lago.

3. Jb Thookne Lago.

4. Jb Kulli Karne Lago.

5. Jb Kaprhe Utarne or Pahennay Lago.

6. Jb Naak Saaf Karne Lago.

AGAR MUMKIN HO TO ZARUR DUSRO KO BHI BATAEIN

JaZak ALLAH...

Latest

At a bus stand in Lahore, An American Doctor got Heart attack after reading a Book's Name:

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.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

'How to Become a DOCTOR in 30 Days.'

Rs. 150/-

Sad Sms

Khaiton main phr gandam ki rut aa pohanchi._._._._._._._!!

,,,,,

,,,,,

Aj usay bin daikhay pura saal hoa._._._._._._._!!

Sad Sms

Hath rakh k mery Dil py wo farmany lagi

.

.

.

Dard kyun hota hy?

Kb hota hy?

Ab hota hy?

. . .

Bollywood

"My body and heart is very thirsty

O my beloved by your love"

Samajh ayi?

Nahi,

Professr NASEEBO LAL explain it

Mera tan man pyasa

Channa ve tere pyaar da.

Advice

Sad Sms

Relationships never die a natural death,

They are always Murdered ....!!

Lov Sms

ELaahi aEk hI diL Hai,

Tu Eska FaisLa Kr Dey...!

W0 aPna diL btaty hain,

Hum aPna diL SamajhtEy haiN...!!

Romantic

If A Kiss Could

Say Just How

I Love You . . .

MY LIPS

Would Be On YOURS

Forever . . . *.* ♥

Lov Sms

Pyar Umer se nahi

DIL se hota hy

Yaqeen Insaan Par nahi

Us k Imaan par hota hy

Dost jesa Bhi ho

Pyar DOST se nahi

Us k Aitbaar se hota hy

Boy & Girl

Paindu lovers ka izhar e mohabbat...

Larka:

Jameela menu pata ni ki ho gaya a,

na pukh lagdi na neend aandi,

prson pathay wadthian hath te datri lg gaie,

majjaan chon nu v g ni karda,

kl turia janda abbay de huqqay ch wajja te odhi chilam tut gaie.

lagda menu tere nal pyar ho gaya a.

Larki:

Full time sharmaate howe...

"chal haraam deya":)

Sweet

Yeh Lafzon Ki Shararat Hai, Sambhal Kar Kuch B Likhna Tum,

Muhabbat Lafz Hai Laikin Ye Aksar Ho Bhi Jaati Hai.

Sad Poetry

"*GHAZAL*"

Jab yaaden-meri yaad kr k röya karö gy tum,

Na neend aaye gi na söya karö gy tum,

Us waqt meri yaad tumhen bohat sataye gi,

Jab kisi se aankh milaya karö gy tum,

Tarpe "DIL" aur aah b na nikle zaban se,

Chup chap aansöun kö bahaya karö gy tum,

Jazbat mein aa kar jala de meri sari "YAADIEN",

Ab kis tarha G kö behlaya karö gy tum,

"MAUT" tö brhaq hai "juda" kar k He chöre gi,

"Waada" krö meri qabar pe aaya karö gy tum:

Teacher & Student

Teacher to student : Planets k naam sunao?

Student: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars

Teacher : Aur sunao?

Student: bus Allah ka shukar, fit faat.

Ap sunain?

Sad Poetry

Khuwab ban kar meri ankhon mein thehr sham dhaly_

Kabhi jugnu ki tarah dil se guzar sham dhaly_

Aa kabhi dekh mere dil k andhery tu bhi_

Dard ban k mere seenay mein utar sham dhaly_

Khushk patton ki tarah aur kabhi khawbon ki tarah_

Kitni bedardi se jata hoon bikhar sham dhaly_

Utar atey hain meri ankh mein jab khawb tere_

Apni he zaat se jata hoon bichhar sham dhaly...

Boy & Girl

Mai ne kaha k pyar main kuch b kr skta hn

Faraz

Us ne muskra k kaha saaday 2 killay kanak dy e wadh dy

\('.')

/ /\

_/ \_ lay das saadi apni wadan aali pai a

Gud Nite

"Aaj Phir Chaand Uffaq Par Nahin Utra MOHSIN...!!

Aaj Phir Raat Na Guzray Gi Suhani Apni...!!"

Gud nite

Boy & Girl

boy :Tumhara naam Kya hai

Girl:Samina,or tumhara

Boy :Kamina

Girl:Jhoot mat bolo

Boy :Tu 5 mint mere paas beth k dekh le,

Tu khud isi naam se bulayegi.

Memon

1 memon 1 bache ko le kr nai ki dukan me dakhl hua.

Memon ne baal katwaye, shave banvai or naai ko kaha:

Bachay k bal kato, me sabzi le kr abi ata hoon.

Naai ne bachay k baal kaat diye pr memon wapas na aya.

Jb kafi der guzar gai to naai ne bachay se poocha:

Yar tumhary abbu kahan reh gaye?

Bacha bola:wo mere abbu to nai thy

Naai: To phir kon the?

Bacha: pta nai, me gali me khel rha tha,

ye aya or kaha aao me tumhary baal muft me katwa doon

Geo Memon Geo

Latest

Karachi me wo konsi chorangi ha

Jo khavateen k naam pr hai?

Zara Sochiye...!

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Nagan Chorangi.

Boy & Girl

Superb Bezzati..

A GirL wearing a Burka was

gOing On The Road.

BoY gOing Just Behind

The

Girl said;

Rafta Rafta dekho Aankh

Jis se Lari hai.

Girl Replied;

Teri Aankh Jis

Se Lari hai

wOh Tere Baap Se Bhi Bari

hai...

Question

I.Q Test

Three cats kill three m0use in 3 minutes, then 100 cats will kill 100 m0use in hOw many minutes?

Quick reply Only genious can Answer it.

Latest

~+++++ Fantastic Definitions +++++~

School:

A Place Where

Papa Pays & Son Plays :-D

Life Insurance:

A Contract That Keeps You Poor All Your

Life So That You Can Die Rich ;-)

Marriage:

Its An Agreement In Which A Man Looses

His Bachelors Degree And A Women

Gains Her Masters ;-)

Dictionary:

A Place Where Success Comes Before

Work :-)

Smile:

A Curve Dat Can Set A Lot Of Thngs

Straight :-)

Doctor:

A Person Who Kills Ur Ills By Pills, N

Kills U By Bills. ;-)

Boy & Girl

Good news for BOYs"

Ab Koi Larki Apko Bhai Boly To Tension Nahi Lena

Q K

ALL PAKISTAN lover BOYz ASSOCIATION

Ki Janib Sy Iska B Torr Nikal Lia Gaya Hai,

B.H.A.I .means.

B=Best.

H=Husband

A=Among

I=Ideals.

Sir utha k Geo..

| (' _')

| /)(\''

| /\

Double Meaning

"Mujhay pata tha k 2 saal baad doodh k rate barh jain gay"

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

SHOAIB MALIK!

POGO laga le BACHA..!

Pathan

Pathan Ne Kapray Ki Shop Kholi

Usi Me Property Ka Kaam Shuru Kia

Or Sath Me Tandoor Bhi Laga Lia

Pta Hay Dukan Ka Nam Kia Rakha

Roti Kapra or Makaan Center!

Lov Sms

Hum ye nahi kehte k koi Tere liye dua na mange,

::::JAN::::

Hum to bas itna chahte hain k hamare siwa Koi dua mein Tujhe na mange.

Lov Poetry

( Best Gazal )

Woh tum na thy ik khayal tha

Meri soch ka hi kamal tha

Woh mohabatain woh chahatain

Meri uljhano ka hi haal tha

Mere dil main thi jo ronakain

Woh tera hi husan-o-jamal tha

Jawab jis ka mila nahi

Woh eysa hi ek sawal tha

Woh aaj mila to yon laga

Wohi to hai jis ka intazar tha

Student & Exam

Kaash Parhai b muhabbat ki tarah hoti...

Karni nahi parti Bussss....

ho jaati....

From: DUKHI STUDENT

Boy & Girl

A hands0m Boy enter the class room...

All girls got crazy for him...

They all stand in his way, but after his reply they all had almost died...

What he said..?

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Baji jagah dain..

Jhaaru lagana hai..;)

Moral(all that glitters is not gold)

Husband & Wife

Agar husbnd, wife k liye Car ka darwaza kholay,

to Samjah jao k do hi wajah ho sakti hain,

Ya

to

car new hay ya wife.

Sweet

Qabza Na'Haq Na Ki'jiye Khud

Par,

Aap Apne Nahin Hamare Hain.

Gud Nite

-SHAB-E-TANHAI-

....Raat Bhar

Raat Ko

Ik Raat Jagaya Jaye...!

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Is Ko Maloom To Ho Hum Py Guzarti Kiya Hy.....

Latest

4 cheezain jab khatam ho jati hain to bohot takleef hoti hai ..

1: Mohabbat ..

2: Rishta ..

3: Aitbaar ..

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ITWAR :-)

Cool

kehty hen k Khbsurt Chezen Dekhne Se Insan Khud B Khbsurt Ho Jata Hy

ab pata ni

Aap k pas

meri tasvir hay k nahi...:-*.*:-)

Sweet

Jub rUkh sY rEshMi zUlFiE'n hta'ty hO,,,

AiE'na shRmIndGi Sy tOot jAtA hAi,,,!

Boy & Girl

BoYfrnd & GirLfrnd dOno Hass rahe Thay Tabhi GirLfrnd Achanak Se Chup hO Jati hAi..

BoYfrnd: Kai huwa..?

GirLfrnd: Kuch nAhi..

BoYfrnd: Baatao na kuch huwa..?

GirLfrnd: Kuch nAhi..

BoYfrnd: Ab Baata bhi dO..?

GirLfrnd: Arrey wOh Haste Haste Meri ThOri Susu nikal Gayi...!!

Sad Sms

Zara Alfaaz K Naakhun Tarasho Apne. . . . . . .! !

{ Dost }

Bahot Chubte Hain Jab Narazgi Se Baat Karte Ho..........!!

Teacher & Student

HEART TOUCHING ANSWER:

Teacher: Whts the difference between like n love.

Student: When u like a flower u just pluck it!

When u love a flower u water it daily...

Sad Poetry

Wafa k Qisse ajeeb Thehry,

Hum b kitny Ghareeb thehry,

Kisi ne chaha kisi ne Paya,

Ye Apny Apny Naseeb thehry,

Jaan apni main us Pe waroon,

Agr wo mery qreeb Thehry,

Dil-o-nazar bhi usi ko chahy,

Sabhi mery raqeeb Thehry.

Diye hain jis ne ye Dard "Jani"

Wohi to mere Tabeeb thehry...

Golden Word

Four Rules for a Great Relationship:

1) Be romantic.

2) Be passionate.

3) Use your imaginations.

4) Never be rushed...

Gud Nite

Once a wise man was asked:

" What is meaning of life?"

He replied:

" Life itself has no meaning.

Life is an opportunity to create a meaning."

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Good night.....@

Sad Sms

Ye na pucho k shekayten kitni hy tum se

"JANI"

Ye btao tumhara koe sitam baki to ni?......?

Double Meaning

'Log apne kapro k style par kitna paisa barbad kar dete hain,

Jab k zindgi k sab se haseen lamhe bina kapro k guzarty hain,

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Yahan per main Bachpan ki baat kar raha hoon janab.;-)

Gud Nite

"So jaen Ge Ye Duniya WaLe Magr

Neend Nahi Aye Gi in Ankhon Me

~AjNaB!~

Q k Pyar Wo Dard Hay jo Moat Se PehLe Sone Nhi Deta.

Gud nite

Sad Sms

Dil ki Bat Kehta Hun Bura To Na Mano Gy?????

Bari Rahat K Din Thy Teri Pehchan Sy Pehly.

Student & Exam

Thomas Edison,

"Today is my exam but I dnt care Because a single sheet of paper

cannot decide my future"

Edison! bas teri yhi batain mjy parhny ni deten.;)

Boy & Girl

GrlFrnd-Mn Ksi or S Shadi Kr Rhi

Hn,

Tm Mjhe Bhl Jao

BoyFrnd-Na Tere Ane Ki Khushi.

Na Tere Jane Ka Gham.

Jaa Bahen Ja.

Dusri Pata Lenge Hum.

Sad Sms

;Ik taraf Zehr para tha, ik taraf Sharaab

"SAAQI",

; Ghamon se choor choor tha main, dono mila k pee gaya..

Sad Sms

"~Teri Mehfil Wo Karbala Hai Jahan,

Her Tamanna Shaheed Hoti Hai Wahan....!!

SALAM-E-GUm-E-ShaM.

Gud Morning

The Basic Fact of Relation between "ALLAH" & "Insan"

"ALLAH"

Give,Give,Give & "Forgive".

Insan:

Get,Get,Get & "Forget"

Always be thankful to "ALLAH"

ASSALAM-O-ALAIKUM

Hazrat Ali (R.A)

2 Chizein

Aisi Hain Agar in ki Khatir Khoon K Aanso Roya Jae To bhi Kam Hain!

1: Jawani

2: Aache Dost Ki Judai

Hazrat ALI(R.A)

Gud Morning

G0od M0rNinG

Ab tUm Yaad Nahi Aaaty Mujhe k0,,

L0o Aajj k din Ka Pehla j0oth...!

Sad Poetry

"""GHAZAL"""

Bikne Se To Shayad Mujhe Inkaar Nahin Tha,

Ye Baat Alag Thi K Koi Kharidar Nahin Tha,

Har Ghoont Gham-E-Dil Ka Piya Main Ne Akele,

Acha Huwa Koi Mera Gham-Khaar Nahin Tha,

Ilzam Meri Zaat Pe Sub Us Ne Lagaye,

Jis Shakhs Ka Apna Koi Kirdaar Nahin Tha,

Kahin Logon Ki Khata Bhi Na HO Shamil,

~.Dost~

Main Itni Sazaon Ka To Haqdaar Nahin Tha...

Advice

U Can't Hug Yourself,

U Can't Cry On Your Own Shoulder,

Life Is All About Living 4 One-Another,

So Live With Those Who Love U Most...!!

Duaa

My prayer for You:

May Allah break the front teeth of those people who plot evil against you

secretly,

so that you know your enemies by their

smiles...!!! :D ;)

Golden Word

To Be Most SuccessfuL In Life @Lways Forget The ProbLem's That You Faced In Life,,,

...But...

Never Forget The Lesson's That Those ProbLem's Thought You...!!!

Joke

Ek Chota Baccha Bus ki Khidki Se Susu kAr raha Tha

Ek Aurat Boli; Sharam nAhi Aati Tuje?

Lrka: Arrey Aunty Sharam ChOro Susu dekhO kitna dOor tak Ja raha hAi.

Sad Sms

Be-KhuLus LoGo sE ijtnab Krna he..

Ab Mje Apne Rshton Ka Ahtsab Krna he..

Usey BhooL Jana he ya Yaad Rkhna he?

Dukh To 1 Jesa h Bs! Intkhab Krna he..

Yaad

. . . . . . ßohat Nayab hoty hain jinhen hum yaad karty hain . . . . . . . .

. . . . . . . . . . Lo tumko b ijazat di k tum anmol ho jao . . . . . . . .

Yaad

Ye kafan, Ye Qabar, ye janaze, rasm_e_shariyat hai,

"Ga£iß"Mar to insan tb he jata ha jab yad krny wala koi na ho......

Yaad

Hawa K Rukh Pey Jalta Hai Chiragh_e_Aarzo Ab Tak....

Dil_e_Barbaad Mein Ab Bhi Kisi Ki Yaad Baki Hai...

Sweet Sms

Warq warq per

Teri ibaarat,

Tera fasaana,

Teri shikayat

Kitab-e-zindagi jidhar se kholi, teri muhabat ka baab niklaa...

Frndship

I knw that they R fine but I txt & ask

'kese hO?' :-)

I knw that they cannot fOrget me but I say

'badtmezO!BhOOL gay ho mujhe?' :-(

I know that they cannot finish all stuff withOut me but I say

'beta akeLy akeLy' :-P

I know that they'll share evreything with me but I say

'aray mujhe bhi batao na yar':-(

I know that they R with me in every prOblem but I say

'End time pe dafa na ho jana' :-P

&

I know its impOssible tO live withOut them,but

I say:

'ainda baat mat karna' :-(

Dedicated tO all my wOnderful Freinds like U who makes my life Wonderful:-*:-)

Gud Morning

No Tooth Brush.

No Jogging.

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No Tea.

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No Newspaper.

No Nahana.

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No Breakfast.

No

No

Sab Se Pehle Aap Ko Sms.

Or Pyara Sa Assalam o Alaikum

"Good MorninG"

Lov Sms

*Jaise Koi

Manaasik-e-Hajj Ho,

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* Dil Youn Tera Twaaf Krta hai...!!

Sad Sms

Kaise

andaz-e-shok me keh dia tu ne Alwida,

Jaise sadiyon se tere dil pe koi bojh thay hum...!!

Islamic

Jungle men 1 shakhs k piche sher lag jata ha

or wo jaan bachane k liye 1 kuwen(well)men chalang laga deta ha

or rassi se latak jata ha,

jab neeche dekhta ha to kuwen ki gehrai men 1 azdeha betha hota ha,

itne men 2 choohe(black & white)kuwen ki rassi ko kutarne lagte hen.

Achanak use kuwen men shehad ka chatta nazar ata ha

or wo shehad ko ungli se zuban per lagata ha.

Shehad ki mithas use oper mandlata sher, neeche betha azdeha or 2 choohe bhula deti ha.

Wo bhool jata ha k akhir us ne neeche he girna ha.

"Imam Ghazali"kehte he

is men sher"mout"ha jo her waqt tumhare piche ha,

azdeha"Qabar"ha jis men tumhen har haal men jana ha,

2 choohe(white & black)din or raat hen jo tumhari zindagi ko ahista ahista kutar rahe hen.

Or wo shehad"Dunya"ha jis ko thora sa chakho to tumhen mout, qabr, waqt or akhirat bhula deti ha.

Husband & Wife

Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha

Kisi ne pocha kese jala?

Admi bola:

Wife maikey ja rahi the usko chorne station gaya tha

khushi main train ka Engine choom lia

Polititcian

Agar zindagi mai Agy bhrna hai to apnay se agay waly ki shalwar utar do

Wo sharm se wahin beth jaega or tm agy nikal jao gay.

(BABAR AWAN k totkay)

Sad Sms

Aaj afsos ho rha h Haal_e_Zindagi par,

~wasi~

Kaash kabhi kisi K sath Had sy Zyada Muhabbat na ki hoti....

Golden Word

If the first Button in a Shirt is put wrong, then every Button will be wrong. .

Great lines said by..

Rasheed Darzi..

Sweet Sms

Shäm hòté hi yé Dil Udäss hòtä hai,

Tòòti Yädòòñ k siwä küch Nä päss hòtä häi,

Üski YÄÄD üs wäqät Bòhät Ääti häi,

jab Hàr "Dost"Äpné "Dost" k päss hòtä häi..).

Yaad

Mùjhy yààd àà kàr itna

bè-chàìn nà krò

"Ik yè hì sìtàm kààfì hàì k sàth nàhì hò tùm.

Husband & Wife

Aik Sharabi ko Police Ne Raat 2 Bajey Rok k Poocha:

Itni Raat ko kahan Ja Rahey ho?

Sharabi:

Mein SHARAB or Smoking k insani Jism Per Parney Walay Asraat Per Lecture Sun'ney Ja Raha hoon..

Police Officer:

Really?

Ye to Bohat Achi Baat hay, Wese is Waqt Ye Lecture Kon Dega?

Sharabi:

Meri BV..!!

Lov Sms

Innocence of True Love

After a fight

Dont want 2 talk & Still You

check Your Mobile to know

If You have missed call or msg

Dats The Innocence of True Love

Sweet Sms

Its very sweet.

When someone knows every single detail about u,not because

You told them

But because

they noticed You

Hadees (S.A.W)

@AHADEES@

Jab tum Haya na karo to jo chahe karo.

(MUSLIM)

Tum Ghaib ki batein batanay wale k pas na jaya karo.

(MUSLIM)

Qabron ko Sajda Gaah na banao.

(Muslim)

Lazzaton ko khatam karne wali Mout ko kasrat se yad kiya karo.

(Sahi Bukhari)

Dunya mein aese zindagi guzaro jese k tum musafir ho is dunia mein.

(Sahi Bukhari)

Sad Poetry

Yeh Baat samajh mein aayi nahi,

Aur mummy ne samjhai nahi.

Main kaise Mithi baat karoon?

Jab mithi cheez koi khai nahi?

Yeh chaand bhi kaisa maamu hai?

Jab mummy ka woh bhai nahi ?

Kyun lambe baal hain bhaalu ke?

Kya usne triming karwai nahi?

Kya woh bhi Ganda baccha hai?

Ya jungle mein koi nai nahi ?

Nana ki patni nani hai,

Dada ki patni dadi hai

Tab papa ki patni Papi kyun nahi?

Samunder ka rang kyun Neela hai?

Jab neel kisi ne milayi nahi ?

Jab school mein itni neend aati hai,

Toh kyun bed wahan rakhwaye nahi?

Yeh baat samajh mein aayi nahi,

aur mummy ne samjhai nahi ;)

Mother

I wish Im still a Kid

No More Broken Heart

No Painful Tears

Only a woundeed knee

But a kiss from MOM

Makes every thing Okay

Teacher & Student

Height of Innocence:

Kid (on phone): Madam,my son

will not come to

school today.

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Madam: Who is speaking?

Kid: My papa is Speaking !! (-_- )

Student & Exam

£ines by $chool boy:

Love is wen i walk 2 othr side of classroom

2 sharp my pencil

Just 2 See her

N then realize that

I’m holding a pen

:p :* :D

Latest

Zindgi boht qeemti hy,

1 Chinese writer likhta hy k,

"Shinguya chi chongo itima shin shun una ping pingo ching"

Bilkul sahi baat hy,

Mery to Ansoo Aagaye:

Double Meaning

Boy:

Dadaji aap k to saare Daant hen. Daadi ka ek b nahi

Aisa Q

Dada:

Beta Maine Doodh b0ht pia

Aur

Teri Daadi ne Ganna b0ht Choosa

Han bhai lagaon kia pogo

Double Meaning

One boy to girl- kitni kaali ho tum.

girl-isme tumhare baap ka kya jata he?

Boy-agar mere baap

ka jata to tum itni kaali na hoti.

lagao pogo

Pathan

PATHAN: Miss hamare ghar munna aane wala hy

Miss: tumhen kese pata?

PATHAN: jab pichhli bar ammi hospital me admit theen to munni aai thi ab abbu admit han...

Gud Nite

~Usski Yadein, Lambi Ratain, Nakaam Muhabbt Aur thandi hawa,,,,,,,,,,?

~Aye Mah-e-April Tu To December Se B Qatil Nikla....

Happy rainy night.

Sad Poetry

"MiL hi jaye ga kahi, DiL ko yaqin rehta hy

wo is shehr ki Galiyon Me kahi rehta hy

Ek zmana tha k sb ek jaga rehty thy

or Ab koi kahi, koi kahi rehta hy

Jis ki sanson sy Mua'Tr the dar-o-diwaar Tere,

ay makaan bol, kaha ab wo makeen rehta hy?

Roz milny pe b lgta hy k jagg beet gye

ishq Me waqt ka ehsas kaha rehta hy

DiL Afsurda to hua, dekh kr usko

umar bhar kon jawaan, kon haseen rehta hy..

Sad Sms

"Sehn-e-gurbat me kaza dair se mat aya kr"

"Kharch tadfeen ka lag jata he beemari pr"

Pathan

Teachr Pthan se:

Alama iqbal k is shaer ki tashrih kro

"khol aankhen

zmin daikh

falak daikh

fiza daikh,

mashriq se ubhrty hove soraj ko zra daikh"

Pathan;

is shaer me Alama iqbal kehty hen k

"g00d MorninG"

Lov Sms

Kuch bhi ho, Me to Ilzaam Tumhen hi don ga ...!!

Tum Masoom Bohat ho, Magar Tobaa Tumhari Aankhein...!

Pathan

Teacher:"pappu pathan ki beti ko bhagaa kr ley gya"

iska future tense btao?

Stdnt:

Pappu ki

namaz-e- janaza shaam 6 bajey banaaras py adaa hogi....:-P

Lov Poetry

Tum paas hoty tou main koi shrarat karti,

Tujhy le kr baanho'n mein "Mohabbat" krti,

Dekh ky teri aankho'n mein neend ka khumar,

Apni khoi hui neendo'n ki "Shikayat" karti,

Teri aankho'n mein apna akas dhondti rehti

Khud se bhi zyada main teri "Chahat" krti,

Ek dil hi tha wo bhi tery pas chor aee

Raat bhr jaag kr kis ki "Hifazat" krti,

Cricket

Mubarak ho pura india mamu ban gya....!

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Shoaib malik ki beti hui hai.... ! sab ko forward karin'

GOOD LUCk

Gud Nite

Tanhaai Ki Jaan Jala'un Youn Hi Saari Raat,

Khud Hi Ghar Pe Dastak Doon, Aur Khud Hi Puchon Kaun..?

GuD NyT.........

Hadees (S.A.W)

*HADEES,

Gunahon ki waja sy banda milny walay RIZQ sy mehroom kar dia jata hy.

(Musnad Imam Ahmad jild 8 hadees 22501)

Sweet Sms

Tera Wajood Rewayton k Aitkaaf Me hai!!

Mera Wajood Tery "Ain, Sheen, Kaaf" mein hai!

Latest

Kitna Naz Tha SYACHEN Ko Apni sufaid poshi per..

Us K Senay Taly Koi Dab Gaya Usy Khabr Bhi Na Hui.


Dedctd to 139 Solders in Syachen pray 4 them.

Sweet Sms

Yoon Khayal Aaty Hee Har Saans Mei Mehsoos Howa

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Gham-e-Mehboob Teri Umar Barri Ho Jaisy........

Golden Word

A very meaningful thought of

Humanity...

"YOU can hurt a heart only till it loves you, Not after it"

Hazrat Ali (R.A)

My best msg

Tumharay "NAFS" ki Qemat "JANNAT" hy

Is leye

Kabhi

Apnay "NAFS" ko "JANNAT" sy Kam Qemat pay mat Bechna

(Hazrat Ali R.A)

Sad Sms

ZiNdgi RAQS KiyA KArti Thi KAbi...!

Ab To Chup ChAAp PArri HAi MuJh MAiN...!

Question

Do you think u can ans. . . .

Q: 4_4_4_4=20

Use + , \ , * ,-

To solve it

Its a challenge

I m waiting 4 ur reply

Sad Sms

**=> Marna To Is Jahan Main Koi Haadsa Nahi...

**=> Is Daor E Na'gawaar Main Jeena Kamaal Hai.!!!

Duaa

Dear Allah...!!

I dont know of all the challenges my friends are facing but u know everything!!

I hear their silence,, U hear their plead..

I see them laughing,, U see their tears..

I see when they give,, U see what has been taken from them..

I see their appearance,, U see the scars in their soul..

I experience their faith,, U know their doubts..

I humbly ask U 2 give them everything they need & bless them abundantly 4 all the times..!! Aameen

Hadees (S.A.W)

Momin ka Imthan Usk Eman r Nek Amal k Mutabiq hota h agr wo Eman ma Pukhta r Amal ma Nek ho to uski Azmaish skht hoti ha

HAZRAT MUHAMMAD~saww.

Jumma Mubarik

Kbhi Bhi Kisi Ko Neechi Nazar Se Mat Dekho

Q K

Tumhari Jo Hesiyat Hai Ye Tumhari Qabliyat Nhi Blky

"ALLAH" Ka Tum Pr Karam Hai.

"JUMA MUBARAK"

Duaa

Ya RABULAMEEN

jis trh TU ne

ASHAAB-E-KAHF ko

309 Saal tk

Ghar man solaya

aur Znda rkha,

Jis trh TU ne

Hazrt UZAIR (A.S)

ko 100 Saal k bd

phir Znda kya,

Jis trha TU ne

Hazarat YOUNAS(A.S)

ko Machli

k Pait main,

40 Roz tk

Znda rkha,

or YOUSAF(A.S)

ko Kowain man

Zinda rakha,

Bilkul usi Trh

Ay K

HAALIQ-O-MAALIK

Baraf taly Daby

Hamary un

Qoumi Heroes

ko apny

Hifz-o-Aaman

man rakh,

Un ki hr trh se

Hifazat Frma,

(AAMEEN

SUMMA AAMEEN)

Double Meaning

Shohar: jaan munna yahin se bahir aata hai na?

Bivi:

(muskuratay huay)

G han lekin aap jhanko mat...

Nazar nahi aaye ga.

Bohat chota suraaakh hy Gee...

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Thori dair baad

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School ki Bell Bajti hy. Munna bahir aata hai, Or Miyan Bivi Munnay ko le kr ghar chalay jatay hein.

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Suraakh school k Gate mein bhi ho sakta hy janab,,

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Main ne pehley bhi arz kiya tha k TabDeLi Soch Badlny Se Aaey Gi. Imran Khan ko Vote DeNy Se Nahi.

General Knowledge

kabhi 9 ka table goor se parha hay.

Table Of "9"

An Amazing Fact

9x1=09, 0+9=9

9x2=18, 1+8=9

9x3=27, 2+7=9

9x4=36, 3+6=9

9x5=45, 4+5=9

9x6=54, 5+4=9

9x7=63, 6+3=9

9x8=72, 7+2=9

9x9=81, 8+1=9

9x10=90, 9+0=9

And

9x11=99, 9+9=18, =1+8=9

9x12=108, 1+0+8=9

9x13=117, 1+1+7=9

9x14=126, 1+2+6=9

And so on

This is really a mystery.

There is some mystery in 99^

Think of 99 names of "MAALIK-AY-KAYINAT"

SUBHAN ALLAH.

Yaad

Bohot mudat se aisa hai,

K tm khamosh rehte ho,

Koi gehra hai ghum shayad

Jise chup chap sehte ho,

Yunhi chalte hue tanha,

Koi ghamgeen sa naghma,

Tum aksar gungunate ho..

Doran-e-guftagoo yunhi.

Milen nazron se jab nazren,

To baten bhool jate ho,

Kisi gum sum si haalat mein,

Ya phir barish k mosam main,

Fakat itna hi kehte ho,

Udasi be-waja si hai,

Bohot bojhal tabiyat hai,

Bhala such kyun nahi kehte,

Mujhe tum Yaad karte ho...

Sad Sms

wo hmari Ghazal parh kar, Pehlu badal k bole..

Koi qalm cheeny is se, ye to jaan le chala hai...

Muharram

"MIR ANEES"

Tamanna thi k Pevand_e_ Zamin_e_Karbala hotay...

Agarchay Khaak he hotay mgr Khaak_e_Shifa hotay.!

Romantic Poetry

Aao kbhi seene se lagaon tum ko,

Rotho jo mujhse tu manaon tum ko,

Meri bahon me neend aa jaye,

Phir khud hi jagaon tum ko,

Too hamesha k liye mera ho jaye,

Aisa taveez pilaon tum ko,

Is andaz se to meri jan mango,

Main inkar na kr paon tum ko,

Apni ankh ka tara, ya chand kahon,

khud hi batao kis naam se bulaon tum ko,

Tm mere dil ki dharkan ban gaye ho

Phir batao kis tarah bhool jaon tum ko.

Question

Chaleng 4 u and ur all friends.

agar answr nahi aata to sms karna chor dena.

CHALENG.

1 Larky ne 1 Larki ko date k lye hotel main bolaya larki ni ai larka larki k gar gya or table par beth kar machs ki 15 telyon sy hotel likha larki smj gai larki ny aik teli uthai or larky ko ans mil gya.

Agar Msg expert ho to btayo us ny kn c teli uthai or us ko kya jawab mila.

1 Din ka TIME hai.

Reply ME.hurry up.

Gud Nite

Raat Bhar Ab "Udham" Machaayn Gi,

Khwahishen Din Mein Khoob Soi Hain...,

/ Gud Nite \

Sweet Sms

Jheel achi,

kanwal acha hay

k jaam acha hay?

Zalim Teri aankhon

k liey konsa nam acha hay?

Zubaida Aapa

Agar aap se koi bachi set nhi ho rhi

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To aapki shakal achi nhi hogi..

Beta iss m main kya kar sakti hun?

(Zubaida aapa k bebas totkay)

Advice

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Apnay Ikhlaq-o-kirdaar ko mousam SAY bachaey rkhna

Dost......!!!!

Lout kar phool main wapis nahi aati khushboo......!!!!

Golden Word

..ANMOL MOTI..

*-Logon Se Milte Waqt Itna Mat Jhuko

K

Uthte Waqt Sahara Lena Pare

*-Zuban Ki Hifazat Dolat Se Ziada Mushkil Hai

*-Gareeb Logon ka khayal Karo

Q K

Gareeb Hone Men Waqt Nahin Lagta

*-Agr Ibadat Nahin Ker Sakte

To

Gunah B mat Karo

*-Dunya Ye Nahin Dekhti

K

Tum Pehle Kia The

Bal K

Ye Dekhti Hy K Tum Ab Kya Ho

*-Jahan Apni Bat Ki Qadar Na Ho

Wahan

Chup Rehna Hi Behtar Hai..!

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Sardar

Sardar ki cycle chori ho gai to us ne elaan kiya:

Meri cycle shaam tak wapis na mili to me wohi kroon ga jo mere bap ne kiya tha.

Chor dar gaya or cycle wapis kr di.phir us ne sardar se poocha:

Ap k bap ne kya kia tha?

Sardar:

"Onay kisay hor di chuk lai si"

Question

Heart Day:

Apne sare frndz ko ye msg krain or unka point of view janiye apny dil k bare me.

Ap k khayal me mera dil kesa hai?

*. Darpok

*. Soft

*. Ziddi

*. Romantic

*. Simple

*. Love able

*. Jis ko dekha

Us k ho gaye

*. Bywafa

*. Shararti

*. Saaf dil

*. Confused

*. Kanjoos

*. Masoom

*. Caring

*. Kaamchor

*. Matlabi

Rply truly must n fassst...

Me waiting Plz..

Hazrat Ali (R.A)

"Jab tumhari mushkilaat had se barhnay lagayn,

To Samajh Lo ALLAH tumhain koi buland Mukaam dene wala hai.....!"

Hazrat Ali (R.A)

Bollywood

Gabbar: Ye hath mujy dede thakur

Thakur: Le le

Basanti k b lele,

J or Viru k b lele,

Octopus ban ja kutte!

Gabar: Sory yar thakur Tu to mind kr gaya...!

Advice

R E M E M B E R

Just One Bad Thing Can Make A Big Hole In Some Ones Heart,

N

You Need More Than A Thousand Good Things To Fill That Hole Again

So B Careful

Golden Word

Anything is valuable only in 2 situations ;

First Before getting it

Second After loosing it

Husband & Wife

Mom to Childrens::

Jo meri hr bat mane ga aur mere

Aage bilkul nhi bolega main use gift

dngi

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Chota Bacha.: Loji is trah to sare gifts dad hi

le jaen ge.

Double Meaning

Larki larke k naam ki mehndi lagati he.

To larka larki k naam ki kia lagata he?

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BTA DO. . . . YA POGO LAGAO?

Golden Word

Jealousy is nothing more than a fear of abandonment,Its so funny how the people who know the least about you, have the most to say!:-):-)

Pathan

ADVANCE THINKING!

Pathan Ek bachay

Sy:

"O, Khocha,

Toffee khaaye

ga...???"

Bacha: "Nahi Uncle,

Bohat " Dard "

Hota Hai.."

Miss U

Mobile ko Right side gomao or dekho

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I mIsS U.

Husband & Wife

Unmarried man: Mujhy Shadi nahi karni Mujhy Orton se dar lagta hai.

Married Man: Shadi kar lo Tumhe sirf 1 orat se dr lagy ga or baqi sabhi achi lgny lagen gi.

Teacher & Student

Teacher:What do u wish to do in future?

Ali:I want to b a pilot

Neha:I want to b a doctor

Saba:I want to b a mother

Papu:I want to help saba.

Double Meaning

Veena Malik najumi say:

Kya mery hath me dolat ki Lakeer hai?

Najumi:

dolat ki lakeer to hy mgr Hath me nhi

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Han kya mood hy?

4wd ya PoGO...?

Sad Sms

Guzrain Gay Teri Gali Se Ek Din Wada Rha Tujse.

Zinda Howy To Apnaa Lena Murda Howy To Dafna Dena...!!

Double Meaning

Bacha: ALLAH Kare Baji ki Zuban Cut jaye.

Roz roz dant'ti hen.

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Next day zuban Cut gai.

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Bacha: ALLAH Kare bhai ka hath toot jae.

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Tang krta hy,boht marta hy.

Next day hath toot jata hy.

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Bacha: ALLAH mere BAAP ko utha le.

Boht marte hen.

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Next day Abba ghar atay hen,

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Bacha:

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Apko kuch nhi hua?

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Abba: Nhi Q?

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Bacha: Ammi kahan hen?

Abba:"Paros me Basheer uncle ki death hogai hy, wahan Gai hen.

"Jo smjh gaye Fwd karen baki Pogo dekhen..

Student & Exam

1 Hath me pen

Dusrey me fon

1 Kan lecture pe

Dusra mobil pe

1 Ankh board par

Dusari larkiyon

par

Kon bolta hai student life is

EASY?

Student are Very BUSY:-P

Load Sheding

Lamha-e-fikiria

Jo Log is tarha k message karte hain k Pogo dekho or pogo lagao etc.

Un hazraat se guzarish hai k is tarha k message na karien ku k?

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Pakistan me light nahi aati. POGO aap ki naak me switch laga kar dekhien kaya?

Independence Day

"Dedicated To

Shohda-E-Siachin"

'Dunia Sy Kya Haasil Shahadat Hy Mission Apna',

'Paharon Py Shaheed Hon Gy, Baraf Hogi Kafan Apna'.

"WE LOVE PAK ARMY"