Romantic

Honton se kabhi hont mila kar dekho.

Mujh ko apne nazdik kabhi bula kar dekho.

Maine suna ha lazat_e_lab choomnay se nasha charta ha.

Aao phir kisi shab mujhe ye jaam pila kar dekho.

Kitni muzarib har raat guzarti hai tum kya jano.

Kabhi jismon main lagi aag honton se jala kar dekho.

Piyaas bhi bujh jaye gi armaan bhi sabhi hon ge purey.

Bas ek raat mujhe apne pas sula kar dekho.

Honton se kabhi hont mila kar dekho.

Romantic

Teri Chaandni Mai Nahaaon Main Aur Har Taraf Andhera Ho.

Ek Chadar Main Lipten Do ßadan Ek Tera Ho Ek Mera Ho.

Tere Makhmali ßandan Main Khushbuon K Chaman Main.

Sadiyon Tak Wo Raat Chale Sadiyon DoOr Sawera Ho.

Ek Chadar Main Lipten Do ßadan Ek Tera Ho Ek Mera Ho.

Tere Honthon Ko Jaß c Don Main Apne Honthon K Dhage Se.

Ek San'nate Main Khamushi Se Teri ßahon Ne Mujh Ko Ghera Ho.

Ek Chadar Mai Lipten Do ßadan Ek Tera Ho Ek Mera Ho.

Dono Lipten Ek Dojay Main Ek Gaanth c Lag Jaye ßadano Main.

Mere Jism Main Ghar Mil Jaye Tujh Ko Tere Jism Main Mera ßasera Ho.

Aaßis Kehta Ha K Kuch Aisa Ho Tu ßan Jaye Mai Aur Main ßan Jaon Tu.

ßistar Per Tere Mere Siwa Sirf JunOoN Aur Khamushi Ka Dera Ho.

Ek Chadar Main Lipten Do ßadan Ek Tera Ho Ek Mera Ho.

Romantic

Aaj apni Muhbt Ko naya Mor Diya us Ne,

Mere Liye Balon ko khula Chor Dia Us Ne,

Yun le kr apne haton me mere chahre ko,

Chom kr mere labon ko phr chor diya usne,

Shab bhar raha main uski narm banhOn me,

Pagal krne k liye muje pyar b Purzor diya usne,

Mar jaun ga agr tm se main bichar gya,

Ye bat ki, or isi bat pe phr zor diya usne

Ab usko yad na krun to dil b dharkta nhe

1 aisa rishta dil se dil ka jor diya usne...

Romantic

Is Bheegi Sham K Sa'ey Mein

Chupkey Se Agr Tum Aa Jao,

Yeh Sham Suhani Ho Jaye,

Rangeen Kahani Ho Jaye,

Wo Baat Jo Lab Na Keh Sakey,

Aankhon Ki Zubani Ho jaye,

Koi Pyar Ka Naghma Tum

chero,

Koi Pyar Ka Geet Sunaen Hum,

Han Pyar Karen Yun Hum Dono,

Yeh Raat Suhani Ho Jaye,

Main Baithoon Tere Pehlon Mein,

Kuch Dil Ki Baaten Ho Jayen,

Tum Ungliyan Phairo Mere Baalon Mein,

Hum Meethi Neend So Jayen,

Is Bhegi Sham Suhani Mein Chupky Se Agr Tum Aa Jao

Tricks

* Tip *

LG Secrets

2945#*# To access the test mode of the set

*8375# Software Version

277634#*# Default Settings

2945*#01*# Secret Menu

Sad Sms

ME Mar Jaon To Jism Dafna Dena

Lekin Us Me Se pehle Di£ Nikaal Lna...

Mje Parva Nhi H Di£ K Dafn hoJane Ki

Mje to Parwa h us Me Rehne Wale ki:-/

Duaa

Lmha Lmha tre honto pe Muskan rahe

Teri zindgi hamesha gam se anjan rahe

Jis k dam se tri zindgi mehak uthe

Khuda kre tre sath hamesha wo insan rahe

"Ameen"

Frndship

Aaj ßåzår Main Phøøl ßikte Dekhe To Qådåm ruk se gaye.

~"Dost"~

Kisi Ne Aik Baar Kaha Tha "DOSt"

Phøøløn Jaise Hote Hain..

Yaad

Be$T feelings...

Bhool jaon TUM KO ko kesi baat krtay ho DØ$T*

Kbi Din Ne Aaghaz kia hai "Sooraj" k BgaiR:-)

Sad Sms

Suna hai

Tere Muskurane se phool girte hein

"SAHI£"

jab mein

Marr jaon to meri Qabar pe aa kar muskura dena...!!

Allama Iqbal

Torr de Tasbeeh ko is khayaal se

*%""IQBAL""%*

Kya gin gin k naam lena uska, Jo Bay Hisaaab deta hai.

Allama Iqbal

(ALLAMA IQBAL)

zindagi ko

Fana na kr Apni Zindagi ko Raah_e_Junoon Mein,,

"Ae Jawan"

Kab karega Ibadat Jab Gunah karne ki Taaqat na hogi....!:!

Sweet

Sukh Unko Milta Hai,

Jo Dukh Ko Sehte Hai,

Aansoo Unke Behte Hai,

Jo Yadon Mein Rehte Hai,

Aur

Hum SMS Unko Bhejte Hai

Jo Hamare Dil Mein Rehte Hain

Sad Poetry

Ulfat k Nasheman ko khud aag laga bethey,

Gulshan ki tawaqqo me hum Gul bhi ganwa bethey,

Ham dard K maron ka dastoor Nirala hai,

Manga jo kisi ne Dil, hum jan bhi luta bethey,

Dushman k iradon ka ab khauf nahi "MOHSIN"

Apnon ki inayat se jab Ghar hi jala bethey.

Gud Morning

ALLAH Give you

Safety

Security

Health

Wealth

Peace of Mind

Happiness

Boldness

Prosperity

Success

Beautiful

&

wonderful

LIFE!!

(AAMEEN) Gud morning

Golden Wordz

Past is experience,

present is experiment,

future is expectation.

Use ur experience in ur experiments to get ur expectations.

Mother

Mere Sar pe meri Maa ki Rida-e-Shafqt ka Saya hai warna...!

Zamanay ki Karri Dhoop se main ab tk Jal Chuka hota.

Subha k Salam

Insult

Meray kamray me urr rahay hain badal

Wah wah wah

meray kamray me urr rahay hain badal

wah wah wah

me jo b likh dun ghor se parhtay hain pagal ;-)

Golden Wordz

*~*BEAUTIFUL THOUGHTS*~*

¤Agr ghalat fehmiyan door na ki jaein to wo nafraton me tabdil ho jati hen

¤jo shakhs tum se dosron k aib bayan krta hy wo yaqeenan dosron se tumhari burai b bayan krta hy

¤PAANI bano jo apna rasta khud bnata hy, PATHAR na bno jo dosron ka rasta rok leta hy........

Duaa

"Duå ki sorat me DOSTON ki khatir,

"Jo mere honton se lafz nikle,

"Jo meri aankhon se ashk nikle,

Unhi k badle me

Ae

       l

      w

<l__l__l l

Jab bhi DOSTON ka naseeb likhna

"UROOJ likhna,

"KAMAL likhna,

"kabhi na

harf-e-ZAWAL likhna.

"khushian likhna,

"or un ki

umar daraz

likhna

"AMEEN".

Bewakoof

Bacha: mene hathi k samNe 12 kelay rakhe usne 11 khaye aik q Nhi khaya?

Admi:hathi ka pait bhar gya hoga

Bacha: nahi 12wa kaila plastic ka tha

.

Acha dubara mene hathi k samne 12 kaile rkhe to usNe ek b Nhi khaya q?

.

Admi: sare kaile plastic k honge

.

Bacha: nahi, is dafa hathi plastic ka tha.

.

Bacha: pr ab kaile b asli the or hathi b asli tha pr hathi ne 1 b kaila nai khaya.

.

admi: Kiun??

.

Bacha: kaile tv main thay...

.

Bacha: acha ab asli hathi or asli kaile dono tv pr thay phr b hathi ne kaile nai khaye.

.

Admi: kiun bhai???? :@

.

Bacha: dono alag alag channels pr the..

Hahaha:-D

tapa tapa k geo.

Sad Poetry

Gazal

Mjh se ruthy ga jb wo

Tu mjhy rula de ga

Phr khud hi apni shrarton se mjhy hansa de ga

Udas hota hn tu g krta hy us k kandhe pe sr rakh don

Mjhy yqen hy ek woh mjhy hosla de ga

Us roz me zindg se hi roth jaon shayd

Jis roz wo mjhy apne dil se bhula de ga

Us ki baton pe is qadr mjy kyn pyar ata hy

Ye mera pyar use ek din buht maghror bna dega

Qadr us ki meri trhan

Na koi kr paye ga " PRINCE "

Khud waqt use ek din ye bat smja de ga.

Latest

Agar apki girl friend pareshan hai

Ya udas hai

Ya roothi hwi ha

To

Ye naQsh usko send karo aur wo is ka wird kry INSHA ALLAH

Khush ho jaye gi,

*0*3*2*1*8*8*0*0*3*1*7*

HaQ BaBa

Sach BaBa.

(NOTE):-*

Baba G k naqsh mei tabdeeli krna begarti hy.

Pathan

Pathano k GANG ney 1 Bank may daka dala.

Locker torny par cash ki jaga winE ki botles baramad hui.

Pathano ne khushi khushi ek ek bottle pi li.

Or

Baqi smait kr sath le gye.

Aglay din

akhbar may head line thi

Anokha Waqia

General Hospital ki Urin Test LabortOry Loot Li Gayi...!

Question

Aj ap ke knowladge ka exam hai. Agar aap ne in panch swalon ke jawab diye to aap pas warna. Fail.time 12 ghante. Strt

Farishton main sab se pehle kis ne sajda kia?

2.Hazrat adam (A.S)jab janat se nikale gae to kitne sal tak rote rahe?

3.Hazrat muhamad (S.A.w.w) aur hazrat idrees (A.S) ki mulaqat kab aur kahan hue?

4.Sab se aakhir main kon sa janwar Hazrat Nooh ki kasgti main suwar hua?

5.Islam ka purana name kia hai?

Reply zaror karna...@

Islami

"J$$-Part.08"

"Safr'E'Aakhirat"

Masumin.as farmaty hain"

Jb Insan Moot Sy Hamkinar hoKr Qabar k Mushkil treen Mrahil ma Dakhil høta ha tö Allah Pak Mayat ma Rooh Dal Kr Usy 2.bara Zinda Krta ha"Us k bad 2.farishty Munkr'0 Nakir Ajib Drawny Shikil ma Zahir hoty hn Jø Mayat sy Barhy Sakhat Alfazun ma Is Qism k Sawal Krty hn"

1-TEERA Rab Kon ha?2-TEERA Deen Kia ha?3-TEERA Nabi Kon ha?

4-TEERA Imam Kon ha?"Ps Agr Mayat Thek Thek Jawab dy dy to farishty Uski Qabar Ki Janib JANAT ka Drwaza Khol dety hn or Agr Isk Braks dy tø Usk sath Bdsuluki Krk Usk liye JAHANAM Ka Drwaza Khol Dety hn..

Ref:Ahsnal

Fwaid-$-300

Hazrat Ali(R.A)

"Insan ko Insan Dhoka nahi deta, Insan ko Us ki woh "Tawaqoaat" Dhoka de jati Hain jo woh Dosron Se Wabasta ker Leta hay" "HAZRAT ALI (R.A)".

Good Nyte. . . .

Islami

Hazrat Muhammad S.A.W ne zndgi me sirf 1 Hajj kia,

4 bar Umra

Ap S.A.W.W ne 53yr Makkah,

10yr Madina me guzary

Ap S.A.W.W k 3 Baity Qasim,Ibrahim,

Tahir thy

Ap S.A.W.W k humshkl Sahabi ka nam HAZRAT MUASIB R.Z tha

Ap S.A.W.W k Daant mubark Gazva-e-Uhd me shaheed huy

Ap S.A.W.W jab is dunya se parda farma gye to Apko HAZRAT ALI R.Z ne ghusal diya

Ap S.A.W.W k Tdfen k lye HAZRAT ABI TALHA R.Z Ne Qbar mubark khodi

Plz

is khobsurt msg ko agy b send karo

Latest

Karachi k Bharam Baaz Dialog:

"Abay chal teri to"

"Us ki to mein"

"Bus kar zyada mat Phenk"

"Chal nikal"

"Koot dy salay ko"

"Or Party"

"Dimagh ki dahi"

"Ye cheez dada"

"Bachi dekh"

"Teri Bhabi se baat kr rha hon"

"Hat gai na"

"Abe dhkkan"

"Ptli Gali pakar"

"Lash yaar"

"Chal phhoot le"

"Latak mat"

"Teri wali ja rhi hai"

Ab Intizar kis bat ka hai,

Aakhir ye SMS karachi ki pehchan hai.

phenk de market me.

Sweet

Dunia me agr 6 cheezen tumhare pas hon to tumhen kbhi nuqsan na hoga

1.Achi Zuban,

2.Acha Dost,

3.Amanat Dari,

4.Khush ikhlaaqi,

5.Rizq'e Halal,

6.Maa ki Dua.

Kanjoos

Gham Hy

Tanhaai Hy...

Dard Hy

Ruswayi Hy.....

.

zalimo Tussi v msg kr dia kro,

meri koi Government ne duty Laai hy.

Golden Wordz

The Plus Symbol is made with a Pair of Minus Symbols...

All Negative things can be Shaped as Positive...

So Just be Positive in ur walk of Life.

Golden Wordz

Its just meaningless to expect anyone to be of your type,

ßecause

You cannot hold anyone's right hand in your right hand to Walk TogetheR...!! :-)

Think deeply

Q & A

1. BEWAQOOF

2. PERFECT

3. VERY BEAUTIFUL

4. KUCH KHAS NAHI

5. I LOVE U

6. LOVELY

7. MASOOM

8. SO SWEET

9. BHOOT

10. Shakal say kamina lagta ha.

Q & A

Agr apki picture kisi ko dekhane k liye bheji jaye to dekhnay wala ka jawab kia hoga?

Select a number then i tell you

1

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9

10

Reply must.

Q & A

Yellow 20%

Blue 50%

Red 80%

Orange 10%

Green 40%

Pink 90%

Black 60%

Peach 30%

MarJnda 70%

White 100%

Q & A

Selcet Åny one colour then

I will tell u

k

duniya me kitne

%

log aap ko acha samjhte hen?

Yellow

Blue

Red

Orange

Green

Pink

Black

Peach

Marinda

White..

Boyz & Girlz

Girl: Is suit ki kya price hai?

Dukandaar: 1500

Girl: "Uff"

or wo pink waly ki price kya hai?

Dukandar: "uff"+"uff"

Gud Morning

GOOD"

,..,..,..,..,..,

|"\_/"'|,..,.

|_|\/|_|ORNiNG"@,..

//"\

//----\§§ALAM-O-ALIKUM

.,@Aaj-ka-din@,..

Ap ka

PHOOLON"ki

terha mehkta guzray. :-)

"AAMEEN"

Sweet

Na rahay koi gila is qadr wafa deingy ...

Teri ek khushi ki khatir, anso tk baha deingy ...

Kabhi na bhulaien ge, teri dosti ko hm ...

Dor reh k bhi, tmhein dil se dua daingy!! :)

Cool Sms

@

\(',')

))\

_/ \_

muskrao warna mai ne ye wata mar kr Nas jana a

Ha.

Ha.

Ha.

Ha.

Ha.

Ha.

Dand na kad

Main Mar v dena e.

Frndship

This ¡Z my Atitude aßOuT my friendz.

" SochA Tha Teri SAdgi pe likhön ga ik ghazal"..Ay DOST..

" Afsos k Teray miyar k alfaaz na mil sakay.

Sad Sms

Saath na rehne se "RISHTY" nhi tuta krty,

.

Wqt k haath se LAMHY nhi chuta krty.

.

Log kehte hain mera SAPNA tut gaya

.

Tut'ti neend hai "SAPNY" nhi tuta krty.

Pathan

Molvi ne pathan se phocha: "Gusal k kiitne farz hain"

Pathan: 3

Molvi: "Shabash kon kon se?"

Pathan: Shampo, Sabun Or Tolya.

Latest

Maa beti sy:

Beti dodh ka glass p lo

Beti:No mama'

mujy nhi pina

Maa:Beti agr dodh nhi p o gi to bari kesy hogi?

Beti:maa apko b to dodh pasand nhi' phr b ap bari ho gai hain

Mai b nhi peeongi to bari ho jaongi

Maa: Achi bachyan zid nhi krti

Agr meri achi beti ho to dodh peelo' wrna mei tm se khafa ho jaon gi,

Beti:mama mujhe dodh pasnd to nai hai lakin ap khafa na hon mai p leti hon,

beti ne dodh pi lia,r apka shukria itna ghor se sms parhne ka:-)

Load Sheding

P O E M

Bijli hoon ma bijli hoon,

Pakistan Ki Titli hoon,

Adha Ghanta ati hoon,

8,8 Ghante jati hoon,

Upar Pankha sota ha,

Neeche Banda rota ha,

BandY Ki jaan jati ha,

Bijli usko tarpaati ha,

Bijli Ma Nirali hoon,

Bohat Nakhry wali hooN.

HAPPY LOADSHEDING ... mombati jala k Geo!

Boyz & Girlz

12 se 20 saal ki larki FOOTBALL ki trha hoti hy, 1 k peeche 22 log hote hein,

21 se 30 ki larki CRICKET ki BALL Ki tarha, 1 k hath Aati hy. baqi talian bajaty hein.

30 se 40 saal tak ki larki to hoti Nhi aanti hoti hy,

jo TABLE TENIS ki BALL ki tarha hoti he 1 kehta hy tu rakh dosra kehta hai tu rakh

Cool Sms

('.') ('.')

/| |\ /| |\

! ! ! !

2no Zid Kr Rahe Thy k churail Dekhni Hy

Me ne ApKa Adres Dia Hai

Thora sa dara Dena Bachy hain khush ho jaengy.

Sad Poetry

Suna hy is jahan me zindgi ki Qeht saali hy,

yahan do char din jeene ka aksr zikr hota hy,

yahan hr chiz faani hy..

sbhi ko moat aani hy..

yahan izhar kya krna ??

yahan pr pyar kya krna!!

mgr kuch yun b sunta hon.

k aisa ik jahan hoga,

k jis me moat aane ka,

koi dhrka nhi hoga,

hayat-e-javidan k sb

wahan asbab rkhe hen,

ye mera tumse wada hy

agr 2no wahan mil gaye,

wahin iqrar krlen ge,

wahin izhar kr lenge,

wahin phr PYAR krlen ge_

Islami

"J$$"

"Puchø Jø Puchna hø"

Ameer.al.Mømnin [W]

"Imam.al.Mutqin"

"Møula Imam" [Ali] "Sarkar Aleh"

"Salatø-Waslam" Farmaty hain..

"BADALA"

Leny sy Sardari Nahi Milti..

"MASHØRY"

K Bagair durstgi Nahi Milti..

"JHØUTY"

Insan sy kbi Murwt Nahi Milti..

Sad Poetry

Meri aarzoo hai tujh ko milay hamsafar koi aisa!

Tere faaslay samaitay tujhe dhoop sey bachaye.

Yeh udasiyon ki shaamein jo guzar sakein na tanha.

Tere paas aa k bethay tujhe rotay main hansaye.

Kabhi bhool kar bhi tujh ko jo koi yaad aana chahe.

Tujhe itna pyaar de k tujhe yaad kuch na aye.

Sweet

Yaad Karo Naa Karo Hum Gila Nahi Karte

Virane Me phool Khila Nai Karte Magar Itna Yaad Rkhna

Jo Apko Dil Se Yaad Kre Wo Insan Roz Mila Nah Karte :-)

Sad Sms

Us Ki Muskan Main Bhi Chupa Koi Gam Tha

¿ ,Ay dost, ¿

Wrna Halki Si Muskrahat Pe To Aansoo Nahi Aaty

Fraz

Marne k bad bhi Uski Ungliyaan Hilti rahin,

"faraz"

Aadat Jo par gai thi 3 Rupay Main 500 SmS karne ki

Boyz & Girlz

A girl comes late to class

Prof:Y r u late?

Girl: Sir, ek larka mera pecha kar raha tha

Prof: To late Q ho gayi?

Girl: Kameena boht slow chal raha tha..

Miss U

You r like a target dat I always try 2 aim at.

How I wish I could aim you at d heart.

But every time I fail, I feel so sad. You know why?

Its bcoz I miss u

Sweet

Best feelings.

'sms' is more important than 'calling'.

Bcoz '

call talk' comes frm 'LIPS'

But,

'sms' comes frm 'HEART'Don't Hide ur Feelings of Heart.

Latest

Pakistan aur Madina Tayba ka mutlab 1 hi hy

Pak= saaf

istan= rehne ki jagah

Madina= rehne ki jagah

Tayba= pak

ye 1% Pakistanio ko bhi nahi pata.

Question

Sawal

Koi LARKI apni bewa behan k shohr se shadi kar sakti hy?

1-kar sakti hai?

2-nhi kar sakti?

3-pata nhi?

Apni aqal k mutabiq in 3 me se koi 1 jwab den.Jald

Husband & Wife

Wife:

suno ji doctor Ne mujhe 1 maheenay k aram k liye

aur

beautiful country janay ko kaha hai

Ham kahan jain gay?

Husband:

doosray doctor k pas.

Sweet

Jo rehte hai dil me woh juda nahi hote

kush ehsas lafzo se bayan nahi hote

ek hi hasrat hai k aapko tng krte rahe:-)

kyu k ek aap hi ho jo kabhi khafa nahi hote.

Quote

' A Bitter Truth '

When the relation is new. .

People find reasons to meet. .

But',

When it becomes old. .

People find excuses to avoid.

Husband & Wife

Shadi shuda couples sirf ek hi haal mein khush rehtay hain...

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Shadi haal mein

Boyz & Girlz

A boy is sitting in a park behind a tree wid his girl friend..

0ld man: bete, kya ye hamari tehzib ha?

Boy: Nahi Uncle, ye Jamshed sahab ki beti Saba ha ;-)

Husband & Wife

Wife

BV

aur

Begum

main kiya

Farq hai.???

.

.

"Kuch farq nahi hai Dost";)

.

"Ye hindustan, india or bharat ki tarah 1 he Musibat k 3 Alag Alag naam hain

Husband & Wife

BV:

Janu tum mujy waise pyar nhi krte jaise Shahrukh Khan Kajol se film me krta hy!

Husband:

Saliye O Pyar kran de 2 crore lenda tere Pio ne kadi 200 nai dita.

Sad Sms

Hui sham kisi k intzar me

dhal gai rat kisi k intzar me

Fir huwa savera kisi k intzar me

ab to intzar ki adat ho gyi h kisi k intzar me.:-(

Kanjoos

Pehle"Aap"Taiz Barish ki Tarah Sms Kartay Thay,

Phir

Rim jhim Ki Tarah Huay,

Aur Phir

Kabhi Kabhi Boonda Baandi ki Tarah,

Lekin

Itna khushk Mosam kab se???"

Golden Wordz

Each moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before.And which vl never see again so enjoy & live life & make each moment beautiful...

Gud Morning

Pawy Ghussa Karo

Pawy Rowo

Pawy PiTTo

Pawy Rola Pao

Pawy Abbey Nu Dasso

Pawy Mobile Torr Deyo

Assi Tey Es Time Hi

.

.

.

"Good Morning" Kehna Aey

Islami

New Research

"_"""_""_""_"""_"

Of Science

Science ne Prove kya tha

K dil ki Dharkan ki Awaaz hoti hai

"LUB DUB"

Lekin 2nd Research k baad pata chala

K yeh Awaaz

"RAB RAB"

hoti hai

"RAB"

1 Arbi Zabaan ka Lafz hai

Jis ka Matlb hai

"Koi 1 jo tmam kainat ka palne wala he

aur

us k Pass Tamaam Ikhtiaraat hain"

aur

woh hai

"ALLAH"

Is ka Matlb hai k Dil ki har Dharkan

"ALLAH ALLAH"

kerti Hai

Subhaan Allah

JUMA MUBARAK

Quote

Marvellous Words by Hitler.

One who Wins without Problem It is just; "VICTORY"

But, One who Wins with lot of troubles That is; "HISTORY"

Husband & Wife

Admi Hotel Manager se:

Jaldi chalo Meri BV khirki se kood kr Jaan dena Chahti hai

Hotel Manager: To men kya karu?

Admi: Anni dya khirki nai khuldi pyi. . .

Islami

Allah ne Frmaya

"Agr koi Jwan Lrka kisi Jwan Lrki ko dekh kr Apni Nzr Juka dega

Me usi wqt Uska Nikah JANaT ki HOOR se 7 br frma duga"

Or wo jitni br nzr ki hifazt kry ga usy utni br ALLAH KA DIDAR NASEB

hoga.

SUHBAN ALLAH

Islami

Bu Ali Seena se kisi ne pucha k Din kesy guzr rhy hn?

Ro Pry...!!!

Jwab Diya:

"ALLAH ki Rehmatain Gunahgaar hony k Ba-wajood lgataar Mujh pr Bras rhi hain,Smjh mein nhi aata k Main kis Baat pr Uss ka Shukr ada kron"?

"Ksrt-e-Nemat pr Ya Apny Be-Andaza Aaibon ki Prda Poshi pr"

Student

Na waqt itna k sallybus pura kiya jaye

Na tarkeeb koi k exam pass kiya jaye

Na jane kon sa dard diya hai is parhai ne

Na roya jaye aur na soya jaye

Majboor Aa

SHAGIRD Majboor Aa

Bhale kedo B Hushyar hujeY.!

Dedicated t0 all students.

Sad Poetry

Dil-e-Wehshi Ki Ye Hasrt B Nikali Jaye

Chandni Jitni B Mumkin Ho Chura Li Jaye

Ye Samundar B To Pani K Siwa Kch B Nahi

Is K Seene Se Agr Lehr Utha Li Jye

Ishq To Naam Hai Aadab-e-Pazerai Ka

Husn K Samne Bas Aankh Jhuka Li Jye

Hum Samjte Hn Mohbt K Tqaze Lekn

Kese Us Dr Pe Koi Bn K Swali Jy

Yad Krte Hn Use Hm To Ye Majburi He

Habs Me Q Na Zra Taza Hwa Li Jye

Me Ne Dekha He K Wo Khud Hi Bikhrta He QATEEL

Jb Kisi Phool Se Khushbu Na Smbhali Jaye...!

Sad Poetry

Suno..!ay chand c larki,

Abhi tum titliyaan pakro..

Ya phir Guriyon sy khelo tum.

Ya phr masoom c Aankhon sy dheron khwab daikho tum.

Faraz-o-Faiz-o-Mohsin ki kitaben mat abhi prhna,

Ye sb lafzon k sahir hein,

Tumhein uljha k rakh dein gy,

Tumhein Maloom he kab hai,

Mohabat k libady mein,Hawas aur Hirs hoti hai.

Ye insanon ki dunya hai,

Magr in sy kaheen barh kr,yahan wehshi drinday hein.

Wo wehshi jin ki Aankhon mai, machalty piyar k peechy,Hawas aur Hirs hoti hai.

Abhi kachi kalii ho tum,

Abhi kaanton sy mat khelo,

Abhi apni Hatheli par,kisi ka Naam mat likho!.

Yaad

Dur Chand Kahen Jal Raha Hoga

Kisi Ka Dil Kisi k Liye Machal Raha Hoga

Uf Ye Hawao Me Itni Khshbu Kaisi DØ$T

Zrur Koi Apna Mje Yad Kr Rha Hoga

Islami

5 Hastyan Dunya

Mai Sb Se Zyada

Roi Hein:

1.Hzrt AADAM

(a.s) Jannat Se

Nkalne Pr

2.Hzrt YAQOOB(a.s)

YOUSUF (a.s) ki

Judayi m

3.Hzrt YAHYA(a.s)

khauf-e-khuda M

4.Khatoon,Janat

Fatimat-u-zahra(r.a) APP(s.a.w) k es

dunya se jany k Baad

5.MOHAMMAD

(s.a.w.w) Apni

UMMAT k Liye

Golden Wordz

Agar RIZQ aqal or danishwari se milta to janwar bhokhay mar jatay.

INSAN ki tamam pareshanion ki waja muqadar se zyada chahna, waqt se pehlay chahna or Qana'at-Pasandi ki kami hai.

Dunya naseeb se milti ha or Aakhirat mehnat se, lekin humari mehnat dunya k liye hay or Aakhirat ko naseb par chor dea hay!

Sweet

U know what makes me happy when u msg me?

Ur jokes? NO!!

Graphics? NO!!

Sweet msg? NO!!

Just ur "NAME" that appears on my cell, it shows that u remember me.

Islami

"J$$-Part.04"

[safr'e'Aakhirat]

Møula Imam

JAFAR'E'SADIQ.as Møøt Ki Shidat Byan Krty hue frmaty hn"

Mømin k liye Möøt Bahtrin Khushbu Ki Manid ha Jisk Søunghny Sy Insan Pursukun Nend Sø Jata ha"Mgr Kafrun (W'Munafiqun) k liye Møøt Æsi ha Jesy Kisi kø Sanpun Or Bichwun Ny Kat Khaya hø or Kuch Gunhgarun ki Shidat'e Møøt

"Aarun Sy Chirny

"Kenchun sy Katrny

"Pathrun sy Køtny or"Aankhun ma Chaki ki Kili Ghumany"sy bhi Ziyada Sakht høti ha"Tum Nahi Dekhty k Kuch

Løøg Apni Møøt Ka Mushahida Khud Apni Aankhun Sy Krty hn"

"Ps Jan Lø..k Ye Møøt Unk Dunyawi Azab sy bhi Ziyada Sakht Høti h"

Ref:Ahsnal

Fwahid-$-280

Islami

Yahoodi says:

"Jis Din FAJAR Ki Namaz May Muslims Ki Tadaat Jummay Ki Namaz Ke Barabar Ho Gayi Us Din Hum Khatam Ho Jaingy aur Duniya Per Muslims Ka Raaj Hoga"

PLZ SEND TO ALL MUSLIMZ

Namaz Is Better Than Sleeping.

Aik Naik Bat Ko Phelana Bhi Sadqa-e-Jaria hai.

Islami

Tarikhi KHUTBA"

Mola ABBAS a.s" Ne Asehab-e-Hussain Se Kaha:

Agr Tum Meri Shuja'at Dekhna Chahty Ho to Mery Aaqa HUSSAIN a.s Se Mujhay Jihad Ki Ijazat DilwaDo, Qasam Khuda Ki Agr Suraj ki kiran Photny Se Pehly Kuffay (Daar-Ul-Amara) Pr Hussaini Parchm Na Lehra Diya to ALI a.s Ka Beta Na Kehna.

Ref:Tarikh-E-Karbala.

Pathan

1 Pathan Dosry Se:

Zara Car Se Bahr Dekhna K car k Indicators(isharay) jal Rahe Hen Ya Nhi?

Dosra Pathan Bahr Dekh Kr:

.

.

.

Han,Nhi,Han,Nhi,Han,Nhi,Han,Nhi...

Gud Morning

When I can't reach special people like U,

I contact them with my prayers.

I pray that may Allah increase ur health, wealth, wisdom and prosperity.

May Allah reduce ur worries, sorrows, problems and enemies.

May ur life be filled with love, strength, peace and Blessings all the time.

Gudmornig

Frndship

Yaadon se =D=I=L=

Bharta Nahi

DIL Se =Y=A=A=D=E=N

Nikalti Nahi

Ye Kaisi =D=O=S=T=I

Hai Aapki ?

AapKo sms kiye Bina S=U=K=O=O=N

Milta Nahin.

Yaad

Dard ki Diwar pe fariyad Likha karte hain,

Har Raat Tanhayi se Aadab kiya karte hai,

Khdaya unhe khush rkna HMSHA K LYE,

jinhe hm sbse zyada yad kia krte hn

Islami

"J$$-Part.05"

"Safr'E'Aakhirat"

Møula Imam JAFAR'E'SADIQ.as

Møøt K Aasar

Byan Krty hue

Farmaty Hain"

Tum Dekhty høgy

K Kuch Kafrun (W'Munafiqun) Ki Møøt Nihayat hi Khushi K Sath Waqæ høti h"Iski WaJa Unk Kuch Achy Æmal høty hn JisK Sbab Khuda Unhy Duniya hi ma Jaza dykr UnK Liye Aasani Pæda Krta h K JEsy Wø Qyamat K Din UthEn tø Siwæ Azab'e Ilahi K Kisi Chiz K Haqdar Na hun"Or Jin Møminen Ki Møøt Nihayt hi Sakhti K Sath Waqæ høti h"Uski WaJa UnK Kuch Gunah Høty hn Jisk Bais Khuda Unhy Takalif sy 2char krk Unk Gunahun Kø Dhø deta h k JEsy Wø Qyamat K Din AJar'o Swab K Must'hq Bnen..

Ref:Ahsnal

Fwaid-$-281

Sweet

manzilo se apni door na jaana

raste ki pareshaniyon se toot na jaana

jab bhi zarurat ho zindagi me kisi apne ki

to hum apne hain ye bhool na jaana

Insult

!Mujhe b apni duaon me shamil karlo ay

.

. ''dost''

.

.

suna hai khosray ki dua bahut jald qabol hoti hay..

Pathan

Pathan Ny NADRA K Office Mai Ja K

Ek Baat Boli Jisy Sun kar,

NADRA Waly Pagal Ho Gye.

Pathan Bola,

"I.D Card K Golden Numbers dikhaien."

Hazrat Ali(R.A)

"Kisi cheez ko paney ki

'Arzoo' mein

'Zillat' uthany sybehtar hy

K

us

'Arzoo'

ko tarq kar do...

(Hazrat Ali ~R.A)

Hazrat Ali(R.A)

(Golden Words)

''Insan Sirf Usi Waqt Pryshan Hota Hai Jab Woh Waqt Se Pehle Or Naseeb Se Ziyada Mangta Hai ....

HAZRAT ALI (R.A)

"Juma Mubarak"

Load Sheding

NEWTON'S LAW

"The rate of loadshedng is directly propotional to the rise in temp ratur "

Let

L is loadsheding,

T is temperature

So,

L T

L=bT

Where 'b' is constant of beghairti

Th beghairtii of GOVERNMENT always remains constant...;-)

Bewakoof

1 admi k 3 dost thy

3no doctor thy

2 pagal thy

1 ko samjh nai ati thi

Jis ko samjh nai ati thi

Us k 3 hospital thy

2 band thy

1 kholta nai tha

Jo kholta nai tha us main 3 fans thy

2 band thy

1 chalta nai tha

Jo chalta nai tha us ko 3 meknik k pas ly gy

2 ko kam ata nai tha

1 sy hota nai tha

Jis sy hota nai tha

Us k 3 shagird thy

2 aty nai thy

1 ghar mai rehta tha

Jo ghar mai rehta tha

Wo wohi shuru wala admi tha jis k 3 dost thy.

Yaad

Na maine koi gurur kiya,

na maine koi kasoor kiya,

bus waqt ne humko dur kiya,

maine sms aapko isliye kiya,

kyu ki aapki yaad ne majbur kiya..:-)

Hazrat Ali(R.A)

786/92\110

SALAM

¥A ALI a.s MADAD

_

Pak RASOOL (s.a.w.w) Farmatay Hain.

¥A ALI!

Agar Mujhe Khauf Na Hota K Meri Umat Tumharay Liye Wohi Kehnay Lagay Gi Jo Nusara Hazrat ESSA a.s K Liye Kehtay Hain To Mai Tumharay Kuch Fazaail Bayan Karta Phir Log Tumharay Paon K Nechay Ki Matti Le Kar Apnay Beemaron K Liye Shifa Hasil Kartay.

_

Agar ALI a.s Apna Maqam Zahir Kar Detay To Log Un Ko Sajda Kartay.

Ref:

Imam Shafaye

Nahj-ul-Israr

P#24

Gud Nite

Teraaa H0oNneyY LagGaa HuuuN

Khoonnyy LaagGaaa Huuu0Nnn

Baqi Kal Sunnaun

Ga

Q

K

AB.

Mein

SoNey LaGa H0uN

"GOoD NiGht. . ?

Islami

Jumy k Din

Farishte Zameen Par Sone k wark

or

Chandi k Kalam

Sy Durood PAK

Prnay walon k Nam Liktay Hain

Juma k Din Suraj Ghurob Hony Tak Jitna Ho Saky

Durood Sharif

Prhiye

or

Ye sms Forward Kr dain

koi is neki Se Mehroom Na Rahy

ALLAH Apko

iska Ajar DeGa

InshaALLAH..

JUMA MUBARAK

Hazrat Ali(R.A)

Jumat ul mubark.

Hazrat Ali.a s

Sher-A-KHUDA J.J

ki nazar me Momneen ki 20 aham safaat

1

Amoor me tawaqal

2

Guftagu me sadaqt

3

Salam me pahil

4

Intaqam me takhir

5

Naiki me sabqaat

6

Libas me pakizgi

7

Takabur se dori

8

Gusy se parheez

9

Gebat se ijtanaab

10

Logon se muhabat

11

Sab se khush ikhlaqi

12

Nafas ki mukhalfat

13

Mazloom ki imdad

14

Gharibon ki diljoi

15

Beemar ki Ayadat

16

Naikon ki sohbat

17

Wada ki wafa

18

Walldain ka ihtraam

19

Mehman nawazi

20

Maaf kar dena.

Pathan

Pathan: Wo jo table pe Aadmi betha h, us se hamra dushmani h

Dost:Table p to 4 Aadmi hn

Pathan:Wo js ki mochein hn

Dost:Moochein to sb ki hn.

Pathan:Wo js ke sufaid kapry hn

Dost:Wo to sb ke sufaid hn

Pathan ne guse m pistol nikala or 3 Aadmion ko mar kr bola Wo jo rh gya h wo hamra dushman he.

Sad Poetry

PARVEEN SHAKIR

Tumhary "KHWAB" sajany me lutf aata hay,

K apne aap "JALANY" me lutf aata hay,

Khuda se apne liye "MAANGTi" hon jab tujh ko,

Mujhy ye "HATH" othany me lutf aata hay,

Teri "YAAD" me bas jaagty rahein shab bhar,

Khud apni "NEEND" churany me lutf aata hay,

Sweet

DIL se DIL ka sauda matt karna.

RAAT bhar kisi ki YAAD mein na jalna.

Agar ZINDAGI sukun se kaatni ho to.

Kabhi kisi ko JAAN se zyaada PYAR matt karna...

Q & A

1. Kanjoos

2. Lalchi

3. Reham Dil

4. Emandar

5. Khule Dil Wala

6. Bhadur

7. Wafa dar

8. Beqrar

9. Dukhi

10. Nadaan

Q & A

Aap ka DiL check karte hain k ye andar se keisa hai, chalin koi number select karin..

1,

2,

3,

4,

5,

6,

7,

8,

9,

10,..

reply must

Pathan

Pathan English Sekhny goray k pas gya!

2 Months k Bad Waps Aya,

phr goray ki Call i

Pathan:

Who is it?

Gora:

Khocha Hum Bolti hai Jakson

Husband & Wife

High class bisti:

Wife aur Husband Safar Par Ja Rahay Thay:

Rasty Mein 1 Gadha Ghas Kha Raha Tha,

Wife: Apny Rishtydar Ko Salam Kar Lo,

Husband: Salam Susar gee... :~)

Hazrat Ali(R.A)

Hazrat ALI ne Hazrat FATIMA se Pocha:

FATIMA Aurat ki sb se Bari Khobi kia ha?

"PYARE MOHAMMAD ki Lakht-e-Jigar ne Frmaya:

K

Wo Gair Mehram ko na Dekhy

Or

Gair Mehram usko Na Dekhy"

Or

Ap aksar frmaya krti thi

K

ALI Mera Janaza Rat ko uthana

Hazrat ALI ne frmaya Kyun?

FATIMA ne kaha:

K

Mere Kafan pe b Gair Mehram ki Nazr Na pare.

Recite Darood Pak.

&

Specialy Send it to all Girls & boys..

Hazrat Ali(R.A)

"Hazrat ALi A.S"

Main Puri zindgi Main Sirf 1 Rat Sukoon Se Soya Hon Pocha G wo konsi?

Hazrat ALI

Ne Frmaya Jis DinHAZRAT MUHAMMAD (P.B.U.H)

Ne Frmaya k

Aey 'ALI' kal Tm Ne

Mal-e-Ganimt TaQsem kar k Aana Hai

Q k sirf us Rat Mujhe Yaqeen Tha k Main Subah Zinda uthon Ga"

"SUBHANALLAH"

"JUMA MUBARAK"

Golden Wordz

"* IMAM ZAIN UL ABAIDEEN A.S*"

Farmaty ha.

"-Bewukuf shaks ki subat se bacho q k wo tm ko faida phonchana chahey to b nuksan phoncha dega."

Gud Morning

*,*,*,*,*,*,*,

*LØVELY*

*GÖÖD MorninG*

*,*,*,*,*,*,*,

*Chåhåt $e*

*Møhåbåt $e*

*Pyår $e*

*Izhår $e*

*Iqrår $e*

*Wåfå $e*

*Ehtrååm $e*

*DIL $E*

Mera SalaaM,

Question

Ab aaye ga maza mard ho to jawab dena .!.?

Q.no.1

Larki k jism ka woh kon sa hissa hai jo kiss karne se harkat karna chhor jata hai.

Q.no.2

Larki k jism ka woh kon sa hissa hai jo Umar barhne k sath chota hota jata hai.

Q.no.3

Larki k jism ka woh kon sa hissa hai jahan sex k doran mard ka hath lag jae to larki sex nahi kerwati.

It's challange 4 u .!.? reply is must. Agr tm Maarrd ho tu zror jawab do gy.

Insult

Woh kaun sa KAAM hai jis mein Tumhe Rahat aur Lanat aik sath milti hai

yaad karo

nahi yaad

wait

(",)

,_/ \\

     / ) ~~ pooon

   _|,|

Latest

Ye tmhara sulgta hua jism....

Kapkapty huy hont....

Khrkrati awaz....

Thrthrta hua bdan.....

Mujy phly hi shak tha k k k k

tmhain mlaria hy.

Kanjoos

   , """ ,

   '.    .'

    ', , '

     .'

,,, .'

(',')/"

/|^|

_||_

Messege nahi karne te

Mobile waich k pukaanay le lo..sonyo:-p

Gud Morning

,¤"^"¤

;,'¤;,,_

"'¤,

'¤;,,_,,;¤' weet

sy Logo ko

,¤"^"¤;

,'¤;,,_

"'¤,

'¤;,,_,,;¤' weet c

"" GOOD MORNING""

!"""Aslam-o-Alaikum"""!

Sad Sms

Ye Kon Chala gaya Mera Sath Chor Kr,

Ankhon Ne Rakh Dia Darya Nichor Kr,

Me Sari Raat Dekhta Raha Chehra Tera,

Kabhi Shisha Tor Kr Kabhi Shisha Jorr kar!!

Gud Morning

.',',',',',',', subha

",",","ki thindi hawa

/'''''''''''''/\

|____._|_| Pholoon ki

mehkti khUshbu

k 7

,:**:,,:**:,

*,Subha ;*

"*,,*"

*Bakher*

Husband & Wife

Aqalmnd Admi jb koi ehm fesla krta hy to Ankhen bnd kr k Bht sochta hy

Apne dil ki sunta hy

or aakhir me wohi krta hy jo

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Uski Biwi kehti

ha.

Cool Sms

Na Pooch Teri Judaai K Lamhy hum Kesy Bita Rhy Hy

Paani Me Surf Excel Mila K Bulbuly Bana Rahy Hy.

o O o

o 0 o

o O o

0 o

0

O o

,,,, 0

('¿')/

@) (

_/ /_

fu fu fu fu fu ....

Cool Sms

Ye Sms Jin Khubsorat Logo Ko Milta Hai.

Wo 5 Second Baad Marr Jaaty Hain.

00:01

00:02

00:03

00:04

00:05

Nai Mary.

Khubsorat Hote To Marte na.

Mujy to bht mushkil sy doctors ny bchaya tha ;-)

Kiss Sms

Boy: I can kiss u without touching U

Girl: IMPOSIBLE

Boy: Lagi 20,20 Rs. ki shart?

Girl: ok

Boy kissed her

Girl: U touched me

Boy: ro mat ye ly 20 rupay:-

Jokes

Macchar ne 1 admi ko kata

Admi:

Din me b kat rahy HO

.

.

.

.

Macchar:

Kya karo babuji Ghar ma behen Jawan Hy Or Larky walo Ne 1 liter khoon jahez Me Manga hy.

Sad Poetry

Mjh se ruthy ga jb wo

To mjhy rula de ga

Phr khud h¡ apn¡ shrarton se mjhy hansa de ga

Udas hota hn to g krta hy us k kandhe pe sr rakh don

Mjhy yqen hy ek wah¡ mjhy hosla de ga

Us roz me z¡ndg¡ se h¡ roth jaon shayd

J¡s roz wo mjhy apne d¡l se bhula de ga

Us k¡ baton pe ¡s qadr mjy kyn pyar ata hy

Ye mera pyar use ek d¡n buht maghror bna dega

Qadr us k¡ mer¡ trha

Na ko¡ kr paye ga

Khud waqt use ek d¡n ye baat smja de ga.

Gud Morning

,___(",)___,

         ))

        / L

Ufffff kitni jaldi "SUBAH"ho gai

Pata hi Nahi Chala..

"GOOD MORNING"";"""

Sad Poetry

Seene ma jalan aankhon ma toofaan sa kyun hai

Is shehar ma har shakhs pareishaan sa kyun hai

Dil hai to dhaRakne ka bahaana koi dhoonde

Pathar ki tarha be'his o be'jaan sa kyun hai

Tanhaaii ki ye kon si manzil hai rafeeqo

Ta had e nazar aik bayabaan sa kyun hai

Hum ne to koi baat nikaali nahi ghum ki

Woh zood e pasheimaan, pasheimaan sa kyun hai

Kya koi naii baat nazar aaii hai hum ma?

Aaeina humain daikh ke hairaan sa kyun hai.

Pathan

American:-Ye building ktny din mai bni?

Pathan:-1 mah mai,

American:-Ye hmary mulk mai to 2 weeks mai bn jati hai,

Thora agay jany k baad phr Poucha:-Ye building kitny din mai bni hai?

Pathan:-srf 2 weeks main,

American:- Hmary mulk mai to 3 day main bn jati hai,

Habib bank plaza k pas sy guzry to Amercan ny pocha:-Ye building kitny din mai bni hai,

Pathan(ghusy se)- Pta nhi, subha to nahi thi !

Islami

"J$$-Part.07"

"Safr'E'Aakhirat"

Døstø."Insan K

Liye Møøt Ka

Mrhala Buht hi Kathan høta ha

Mgr Is Sy bhi

Ziyada Mushkil Mrhala QABAR

Ka ha"

"Jiski Wazahat

Krty hue "NahJalblaga"

ma Møulæ Kænat Hzrat Imam Ali.as farmaty hain"

"Æ Allah K Bandø Yad Rakhø.!

"Møøt K bad Jø

Kuch ha Wø Møøt

sy bi Ziyada

Sakhat or Sangin ha"Ps QABAR ki TANGI'or'TARIKI

sy Darø"

"QABAR Har Røz Ziban'e hal Sy Kahati ha"

"Main TANHAI Ka Ghar hun"

"Main Wahshat W Ghabrahat Ka

GHAR hun"

"Main Keerhy Makørhun ka

GHAR hun"

Yad Rakhø.!

QABAR Yan JAANAT k BAGUN ma sy Ek BAG ha"

Yan JAHANAM k GARHUN ma sy Ek GARHA ha"

Ref:Ahsnal

Fwaid-$-294

Latest

Pakistani Log

sub se ziyaada Maafi kis se maangtay hain?

'

'

'

Socho

'

'

'

'

'

Thora aur socho..?

'

'

'

'

Nahi pata

'

.

'

Bhikariyon se!

:-P

Student

Master G SHeeDay se:

koi AashQi wala Sher sunao,

.

.

Sheeda:

"Mota Marda Moti tay,

Pukha Marda Roti tay,

.

Master G di 2 bachiyan,

Te Sheeda Marda Choti ty...

Q & A

123. Out of family

234. Classmate

345. Lover.

456. Relative

567. Friend

678. Cousin

789. Very rich

890. Servant

Q & A

Niche 8 taviz hen koi b aik chose karo phr baba g btayen gay k apki shadi kahan ho gi

123

234

345

456

567

678

789

890

reply must

Gud Morning

Sa£am.e.Subha.

Khushk Patton Ki Tarha

Bikhray hain Hum Gali Kouchon Mein,

Hawa Say Dil-Lagi Ka Koi

To Anjaam

Hona Tha...!

Gud Morning.

Gud Morning

In the hand of Life,

its not important to hold all the Good Relations,

But it is more important, how good U behave with the Relations U hold.

Good Morning

Gud Morning

----;----

,--( )--=____/'7

(_good___,=-----/

._/__\_

MORNING

Road pe Traffic jam thi,

Isliye aaj Helecopter Se

GÖÖD MORNING

Håvê ä ñýçê Dåý. . . .

Student

Teacher: Bacho wda kro kbi, cigaret nhi piyo gy,

Bachey: nhi peyan gay

Teacher : Girls ka picha nahi karo gay

Bachey: nhi karengy.

Teacher: Girls se frndship nai karoga

Bachay: nai karein gay.

Teacher: Or watan pe zindgi qurban karogy.

Bachay: Kr dein gay "AISI" zindgi ka or krna b kya hai.

Gud Morning

*ßéàütìfü| $üñ*

.-'"""-.

'-.__.-'

*Fré$h Äìr*

~~~~~~~

~~~~~~~

*$wéèt ßìrd$*

* * * * *

* * * * *

*ß|ö0m F|0wèr$*

¤ ¤ ¤ ¤

¤ ¤ ¤ ¤

*Kñ0çk Ür Dö0r*

/\'"""\

|[]|____|

*Jü$t 2 $äy Ü*

"Assalam u Alaikum

GOOD MORNING"

Husband & Wife

Buzurgoon Ka Kehna Hai

.

Wife say pyar bhari batain krnay say tention door ho jati hay, heart attack ka khatra 80% km ho jata hay.

insan ki zindagi pur lutaf ho jati hay.

banda hr waqt tar O taza or khush gawar mood main rehta hay.

lekin aik bat ka khyal rahy k wife!

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

apni na ho...

Load Sheding

( o_o)

(o_o )

( o_o)

(o_o )

( o_o)

(o_o )

Nigahain aj b us kanjar ko talash krti hein

Faraz

Jis ne kaha tha Lodshding 2010 me khtm ho jay gi

Politician

We live in a nation where

Pizza reaches home faster than ambulance and police

Where you get car loan @18% and education loan @40%

Where rice is Rs 90/- per kg but sim card is free

Where the shoes are sold in AC showrooms but vegetables, we eat, are sold at footpath

Where lemon juices with artificial flavours and dish wash with real lemon

Where our leading class having fake degrees while educated are jobless

What a NATION!

Latest

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Arey Arey

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Kya hwa?

Agar sms k paisy nhi hai to is main paon pakrny wali kya bat hai?

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Uth jao

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Phir kabhi sms bhej dena

Student

Sometimes Wen V Cry,No One wipes our tears ;-(

Wen we r worried

No One feels our pain,

:-(

Wen We r happy

No One notices our smile, :-D

Aur

js din result ata hy tou Sara khandaan phone kr k marks puchta hy... :-/

Boyz & Girlz

Lrki Doctr Se

Mein Jb Cigrte Peti Hon To Ajeb Bechaini Si Hoti Hai

Mein Pehla Ksh Lgati Hon To Apny Shoes Utar Deti Hon

Dosre Ksh Mein Socks

Tesre Ksh Mein Shirt Utar Deti Hon Aur Chothey Mein To Bs Kya Bataon

Doctor: Yeh Lo G0LD LEAF Aur Tafseel Se Bataao..:-)

Latest

Tumhey Pata bhi Hy K Muje Ammi Zyada Door Nahi Jaany Deti

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Phir b Tum Kehti Ho .

Falak Tak Chal 7 Mere

Falak Tak Chal 7 Chal

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Q Jaon tere bap ka noker hu?

Sad Poetry

Ek dost bola tu shadi kis se kare ga?

Main ne kaha main shadi shuda hon,

Kehne laga kon hai tera jeewan sathi?

Main ne kaha yaadain hain kisi ki,

Kehne laga kis ne parhaya tha tera Nikah?

Main ne kaha mustaqbil ke khwabon ne,

Woh bola kesi guzar rahi hai zindagi?

Main bolne hi wala tha k aankhon se aansu chalak paray,

Woh bola usay chhor kyun nahi deta?

Main ne kaha

HAQ-MEHAR mein apni Zindagi likhi hai.......!!!

Sad Poetry

Uss Simt ko chaltey ho to itna usey kehna

Ab koi nahi harf_e_tamanna usey kehna

Tum ney he kaha tha to yaqeen mujh ko howa tha

Chahat nahi hoti kabhi ruswa usey kehna

Duniya to kisi hal mey jeeney nahi deyti

Umeed pey qayam hai yeh duniya usey kehna

Zarkheaz zameney kabhi banjar nahi hotein

Daryaa he baddal letey hain rasta usey kehna

Kuch loag safar key liye mozoon nahi hotey

Kuch rastey katey nahi tanha usey kehna.

Story

2 chiryo ki love story:

1 din chira bola:

Mjhe chor kr kbhi tm urh to nhi jaogi?

Chirya:

Urh jaun tu pakar lena

Chira:

Mai tmhy pakr skta hn magr phr pa nhi skta

Chirya ki aankho mai aansu agaye,usny apny pankh tor dye

Or boli:ab hm hmesha sath rahngy

1 din b0ht zor sy tofan aya,chira urhny laga

Tbhi chirya boli:

Tm urh jao,mai nhi urh sakti.

Chira apna khyal rkhna kh kr urh gaya

Jb tofan thama or chira waps aya tu usny dekha k chirya mar chuki ti

Or ek daali per likha tha

Kash wo 1 bar tu kehta k

Mai tmhy nhi chor skta to shayd mai tofan any sy pehly nhi marti..:-(

Gud Nite

()"""() WAIT abhi

( 'o' ) Shona nahi

(, @ ,)

Meko Dua to kalnay do

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Ay ALLAH,

Mela dost aj Bed shay nichy Gil jaey ...

GOOD NIGHT.. .. ..

Have Sweet Dream'z. . . .

Sad Poetry

Kahin Ummeed Si Hai Dil Ke NihaansKhaane mein

kahin ummeed si hai dil ke nihaan Khaane mein

abhi kuch waqt lagega ise samajhaane mein

mausam-e-gul ho ki patjharr ho bala se apani

ham ki shaamil hain na khilne mein na murjhaane mein

ham se maKhfi nahin kuch rahsguzar-e-shauq ka haal

ham ne ik umr guzaari hai havaakhvaane mein

hai yuun hi ghumate rahne ka maza hi kuch aur

aisi lazzat na pahunchane mein na rah jaane mein

naye deewaanon ko dekhein to Khushi hoti hai

ham bhi aise hi the jab aaye the veeraane mein

mausamon kaa kosii meharam ho to us se poochho

kitane patjharr abhi baaqi hain bahaar aane mein.

Question

COMMON SENSE TEST

Its Simple

Fill in the blank

"Ali is the son of Akram.

So,

Akram is the________of Ali's father."

But

OnLy Genious will reply.

Its chalenge

Q & A

A=i love u.

Q=i realy love u.

D=khuda k lye mera pecha chor do.

T=u r just joke..

R=meri jan ab a jao na.

S=u live in my heart.

M=dont love me.

H=azab

Q & A

chose 1 alphabet

A ,,,

M,,,

Q,,,

D,,,

R,,,

S,,,

T,,,

H,,,and see wo aap se kiya kehna chahte hen jise ap boht chahte ho.

Reply must

Boyz & Girlz

New weddings Style..

Molvii: Do u agree to change ur facebo0k status from Single to Married?

Boy: Yes!Yes!Yes

Girl: Yes!Yes!Yes

Molvii: You r now Husband and Wife. You may now upload ur wedding pics and do tag me....! :-)